we discuss linkos masturbatory habits




Posted by Linko_16

My computer became an hero. There are other computers for me to use in the house, but I may be on a little less.

Full story = was carrying my laptop up the stairs on this piece of board I use so I can also plug in a mouse. Thought there was one more stair than there really was, so I stumbled forward and dropped the board, laptop and all. It landed completely flat and at first assumed it was fine, but then I saw the screen had gone black - still lit, but black. When I jostle it or pivot the screen back and forth somewhat staticy images comes through to the point where I can kind of see the image coming through.

Anyway, so it turns out there's something wrong just with the display, the connection or something. That much was obvious. Took it to a nearby Data Doctors, and they said it'd cost $99 for an evaluation, more if it needed a replacement part. I don't know if this is the norm, but it sounds like bull**** to me. $99 just to unscrew it, connect something that got jostled, and put it back together? They hardly do anything worth $99. So I'm going to talk to my dad when he gets home and see what else there is to be done.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Took it to a nearby Data Doctors, and they said it'd cost $99 for an evaluation, more if it needed a replacement part. I don't know if this is the norm, but it sounds like bull**** to me. $99 just to unscrew it, connect something that got jostled, and put it back together? They hardly do anything worth $99. So I'm going to talk to my dad when he gets home and see what else there is to be done.


It is. I do laptops where I work and we actually don't charge for evaluations. If there's nothing wrong, we can usually figure it out before the person leaves the shop, so there's no point in charging. Hell, an hour on the bench is still only $75 and that's for actual work. What a rip-off.



Posted by Linko_16

Where do you work? Would there be a location around here?




Posted by mis0

And that's $75moondollars, not USD. I would take it somewhere (anywhere) else.

OR YOU KNOW JUsT DON'T DROP IT LOLOLOL




Posted by Linko_16

HOW ABOUT I DROP IT ON YOUR FACE.

REALLY HARD.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Where do you work? Would there be a location around here?


Nope. Definitely not.


Quoted post: And that's $75moondollars, not USD.


Which would make it even cheaper in the states. Though not by much.



Posted by Darksong X

Man, that sucks. I say just find some tech savvy friends around you who'll do it for cheap or free.




Posted by Lord of Spam

failing that, just strap a bomb to yourself, walk into the shop, and demand the wrk be done for free.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

don't mess with football




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: failing that, just strap a bomb to yourself, walk into the shop, and demand the wrk be done for free.


That just might be crazy enough to get me arrested.



Posted by ExoXile

Send it to me, I'll fix it.




Posted by Linko_16

I hooked it up to a monitor and have it on desktop for now.




Posted by Ant

you're a madman.




Posted by Slade

Wait, so that means this thead is a lie? You'll still be on here just as much as always??! my reality has been flipped 180 degrees




Posted by Linko_16

Well, not a complete lie. Now I can't be on when I'm masturbating furiously while crying and eating pudding.




Posted by Lord of Spam

This is a bad thing why?




Posted by Linko_16

brb guys, got to go to the store and get pudding.




Posted by Lord of Spam

and tissues. for both your eyes and your penis.

...because you masturbate while crying, you see.




Posted by Linko_16

There's so much from both my eyes and my penis that I've taken to just hosing down my room afterward.




Posted by Zeta

Linko cries semen and ejaculates tears.




Posted by Linko_16

That'd make things a little awkward while trying to impregnate my wife.




Posted by sniper

"YEAH BABY, tell me how Old Yeller died!"




Posted by Slade

"Okay... *sniffle* that's good... ...now I'll just get my eye up inside..."




Posted by The Judge

Man, it'd really hurt to cry.




Posted by Lord of Spam

On the upside, you never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant through normal sex, though she may find your lack of a full orgasm rather odd.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You don't cry properly then.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Or, not being a pussy, i dont cry at all. the most traumatic experiance i can recall in the last several years only got me to the point where i felt like crying. Still didnt though.

SUPER MACHO YEAH:(im dead on the inside




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

:crying:




Posted by Lord of Spam

pime taradox




Posted by Zeta

HAY LOS WATS GOIN ON?




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: On the upside, you never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant through normal sex, though she may find your lack of a full orgasm rather odd.

Maybe you cry when you orgasm.



Posted by Linko_16

Yeah, I don't cry a lot. I'm a pretty dispassionate person, at least externally.

I MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY SEMEN AND NOT REALLY KNOW IT.

(I was really confused when I saw this thread until I noticed it was just a name change. I was all, "wtf, originally posted by Linko_16? Who the @#$%'s been into my account?")




Posted by Slade

Here's a little bit of Slade's masturbatory habits for you:

The other day I had to make the decision of whether or not I was going to go on this youth group leadership retreat. It sounded like a lot of fun because it was basically a couple of my friends and I getting to hang out at some house near Puget Sound. My only qualm was that I knew I wasn't really a Christian, but it seemed like a pretty fun way to spend a weekend anyways. So there I am, fapping absent-mindedly to a chick getting rammed by a horse, wondering if I should call my youth pastor or not.

spoilers: i didn't




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You should have called him while fapping. I've had my mom call while I'm fapping to, christ you name it, and continued to do so during our conversation. Surprisingly, not awkward.




Posted by Linko_16

I'll never forget that infamous AIM conversation. Something like this:

The Judge: I'm back, what's up?
Linko Sixteen: My penis. One second.
The Judge: Oh. My. ***.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Slade: Here's a little bit of Slade's masturbatory habits for you:

The other day I had to make the decision of whether or not I was going to go on this youth group leadership retreat. It sounded like a lot of fun because it was basically a couple of my friends and I getting to hang out at some house near Puget Sound. My only qualm was that I knew I wasn't really a Christian, but it seemed like a pretty fun way to spend a weekend anyways. So there I am, fapping absent-mindedly to a chick getting rammed by a horse, wondering if I should call my youth pastor or not.

spoilers: i didn't


link pls



Posted by Slade

No, I worked so hard to find that ****... Yet bestiality in hentai remains the best. You're better off sticking with what you already know.

@Vamp: People call way too much while my parents are out, and I'm usually fapping during that time. The first time I have to get up and get the phone(if I bother to answer if), thus fapping is put on hold, but after that, I just sit there browsing porn while talking to them. It's pretty funny when I forget to turn down the volume and preview aznbukkake.mpg in the middle of our conversation.

"...What was that?"
"Uh... dog whining or something. I've got to go check it out."




Posted by Zeta

I've seen some hentai of some tan chick getting gangbanged by a pack of wolves.

*** I wish I saved that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: "Uh... dog whining or something. I've got to go check it out."


You've just reruined asians for me.



Posted by Slade

tr00 azn pronz have always sucked




Posted by Ant

yeah, once it was so fukken loud and annoying I just couldn't fap to that **** :(

but I normally prefer actually azn prons as apposed to the american azn pornz. Most standard american porn tends to be so fukken hokey and fake I just can't get into it. azn porns is just as fake I'm sure, but since I can't understand, I don't care B)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

They're both un***ly terrible.




Posted by Ant

feeling okay champ? wanna go throw the football around?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If by football you mean... idk




Posted by Ant

there there, it'll be okay.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

i just don't know anymore




Posted by Ant

look deep deep within the dark confines of your heart and you will find the truth. that being
































































[spoiler]muddy dicks[/spoiler]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it's not mud...
...
...
... my *** it all makes sense now




Posted by Ant

speaking of mud, you got a little on your lip there...might want to take care of that s[COLOR="Lime"]h[/COLOR]it.




i mean mud.




Posted by ExoXile

Cats have two eyes.




Posted by Ant

HUH!




Posted by ExoXile

It's true, and I know of a third.
You'll never figure out where it is.


Ever. :D




Posted by Ant

vikings?




Posted by ExoXile

no




Posted by Lord of Spam

i cant stand real asian porn. girls are ugly, they sound like they're 12 to make all the pedo businessmen happy, and theres WAY too much hair. also, censorship, wtf?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: speaking of mud, you got a little on your lip there...might want to take care of that ****.




i mean mud.


Hardest I've laughed in a long time. Well played, sir.



Also, the best is when it looks like azn girls have spiders crawling out of their panties. hawt



Posted by Slade

<3 my creepy crawlies




Posted by Lord of Spam

h8 u all




Posted by The Judge

I concur with most people in this thread that true asian porn sucks. Noisy, ugly chicks with mice between their legs.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk, bestiality is pretty ****ing hawt. Insectiality... not so much.




Posted by Zeta

/r/ pix of girls getting raped by giant mantises.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, actually some of that **** is pretty hawt too. Just not hairy azns. It's not right.




Posted by Lord of Spam

azns loev dogcock

true story




Posted by Slade

brazilians loev horsecock




Posted by Ant

LoS loevz teh cawk. period.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

owned




Posted by Lord of Spam

toucheaccentmark, fat man, toucheaccentmark




Posted by Slade

ROLLERSKATING MOTHER ****ER DO YOU DO IT




Posted by Ant

I haven't since I was like...8 or 9.




Posted by Slade

Either start again or lose some weight.

and I meant *blading




Posted by Ant

actually, I did when I was 16. I did surprisingly well considering I hadn't done it for so long. a nice bike ride in the mountains sounds kinda fun right now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: toucheaccentmark, fat man, toucheaccentmark


It's quicker just to punch in the keys, faggot.



Posted by Slade

wut r tehy




Posted by Zeta

Where the hells that Deathtanz Mantisk x Ciel stuff I /r/'d!?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: wut r tehy


alt+0233



Posted by Ant

too much work.




Posted by Linko_16

Today I found a flash of SNK's Yuri. Like most hentai flashes, most of what you did just involved taking off her clothes.

Now this was pretty hot by itself. I was already like FUK[color=indigo]K
IN SAVED. But what hidden glory did I find next? Click her headband when she's nekkid and a dick'll pop out.

It was the most pleasant surprise I've had in a while.
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Posted by Ant

I laughed out loud.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: actually, I did when I was 16. I did surprisingly well considering I hadn't done it for so long. a nice bike ride in the mountains sounds kinda fun right now.

How ironic that later that night you went and purchased a bowl of icecream.



Posted by Ant

it was easier.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it's funny because one's fattening and the other is healthy lol




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: a nice bike ride in the mountains sounds kinda fun right now.

what are you waiting for LET'S FUKKEN GO!



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It's quicker just to punch in the keys, faggot.


if only i knew how:crying:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just ****ing told you.