My computer became an hero. There are other computers for me to use in the house, but I may be on a little less.
Full story = was carrying my laptop up the stairs on this piece of board I use so I can also plug in a mouse. Thought there was one more stair than there really was, so I stumbled forward and dropped the board, laptop and all. It landed completely flat and at first assumed it was fine, but then I saw the screen had gone black - still lit, but black. When I jostle it or pivot the screen back and forth somewhat staticy images comes through to the point where I can kind of see the image coming through.
Anyway, so it turns out there's something wrong just with the display, the connection or something. That much was obvious. Took it to a nearby Data Doctors, and they said it'd cost $99 for an evaluation, more if it needed a replacement part. I don't know if this is the norm, but it sounds like bull**** to me. $99 just to unscrew it, connect something that got jostled, and put it back together? They hardly do anything worth $99. So I'm going to talk to my dad when he gets home and see what else there is to be done.
Where do you work? Would there be a location around here?
And that's $75moondollars, not USD. I would take it somewhere (anywhere) else.
OR YOU KNOW JUsT DON'T DROP IT LOLOLOL
HOW ABOUT I DROP IT ON YOUR FACE.
REALLY HARD.
Man, that sucks. I say just find some tech savvy friends around you who'll do it for cheap or free.
failing that, just strap a bomb to yourself, walk into the shop, and demand the wrk be done for free.
don't mess with football
Send it to me, I'll fix it.
I hooked it up to a monitor and have it on desktop for now.
you're a madman.
Wait, so that means this thead is a lie? You'll still be on here just as much as always??! my reality has been flipped 180 degrees
Well, not a complete lie. Now I can't be on when I'm masturbating furiously while crying and eating pudding.
This is a bad thing why?
brb guys, got to go to the store and get pudding.
and tissues. for both your eyes and your penis.
...because you masturbate while crying, you see.
There's so much from both my eyes and my penis that I've taken to just hosing down my room afterward.
Linko cries semen and ejaculates tears.
That'd make things a little awkward while trying to impregnate my wife.
"YEAH BABY, tell me how Old Yeller died!"
"Okay... *sniffle* that's good... ...now I'll just get my eye up inside..."
Man, it'd really hurt to cry.
On the upside, you never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant through normal sex, though she may find your lack of a full orgasm rather odd.
You don't cry properly then.
Or, not being a pussy, i dont cry at all. the most traumatic experiance i can recall in the last several years only got me to the point where i felt like crying. Still didnt though.
SUPER MACHO YEAH:(im dead on the inside
:(
:crying:
pime taradox
HAY LOS WATS GOIN ON?
Yeah, I don't cry a lot. I'm a pretty dispassionate person, at least externally.
I MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY SEMEN AND NOT REALLY KNOW IT.
(I was really confused when I saw this thread until I noticed it was just a name change. I was all, "wtf, originally posted by Linko_16? Who the @#$%'s been into my account?")
Here's a little bit of Slade's masturbatory habits for you:
The other day I had to make the decision of whether or not I was going to go on this youth group leadership retreat. It sounded like a lot of fun because it was basically a couple of my friends and I getting to hang out at some house near Puget Sound. My only qualm was that I knew I wasn't really a Christian, but it seemed like a pretty fun way to spend a weekend anyways. So there I am, fapping absent-mindedly to a chick getting rammed by a horse, wondering if I should call my youth pastor or not.
spoilers: i didn't
You should have called him while fapping. I've had my mom call while I'm fapping to, christ you name it, and continued to do so during our conversation. Surprisingly, not awkward.
I'll never forget that infamous AIM conversation. Something like this:
The Judge: I'm back, what's up?
Linko Sixteen: My penis. One second.
The Judge: Oh. My. ***.
No, I worked so hard to find that ****... Yet bestiality in hentai remains the best. You're better off sticking with what you already know.
@Vamp: People call way too much while my parents are out, and I'm usually fapping during that time. The first time I have to get up and get the phone(if I bother to answer if), thus fapping is put on hold, but after that, I just sit there browsing porn while talking to them. It's pretty funny when I forget to turn down the volume and preview aznbukkake.mpg in the middle of our conversation.
"...What was that?"
"Uh... dog whining or something. I've got to go check it out."
I've seen some hentai of some tan chick getting gangbanged by a pack of wolves.
*** I wish I saved that.
tr00 azn pronz have always sucked
yeah, once it was so fukken loud and annoying I just couldn't fap to that **** :(
but I normally prefer actually azn prons as apposed to the american azn pornz. Most standard american porn tends to be so fukken hokey and fake I just can't get into it. azn porns is just as fake I'm sure, but since I can't understand, I don't care B)
They're both un***ly terrible.
feeling okay champ? wanna go throw the football around?
If by football you mean... idk
there there, it'll be okay.
i just don't know anymore
look deep deep within the dark confines of your heart and you will find the truth. that being
[spoiler]muddy dicks[/spoiler]
it's not mud...
...
...
... my *** it all makes sense now
speaking of mud, you got a little on your lip there...might want to take care of that s[COLOR="Lime"]h[/COLOR]it.
i mean mud.
Cats have two eyes.
HUH!
It's true, and I know of a third.
You'll never figure out where it is.
Ever. :D
vikings?
no
i cant stand real asian porn. girls are ugly, they sound like they're 12 to make all the pedo businessmen happy, and theres WAY too much hair. also, censorship, wtf?
<3 my creepy crawlies
h8 u all
I concur with most people in this thread that true asian porn sucks. Noisy, ugly chicks with mice between their legs.
idk, bestiality is pretty ****ing hawt. Insectiality... not so much.
/r/ pix of girls getting raped by giant mantises.
Yeah, actually some of that **** is pretty hawt too. Just not hairy azns. It's not right.
azns loev dogcock
true story
brazilians loev horsecock
LoS loevz teh cawk. period.
owned
toucheaccentmark, fat man, toucheaccentmark
ROLLERSKATING MOTHER ****ER DO YOU DO IT
I haven't since I was like...8 or 9.
Either start again or lose some weight.
and I meant *blading
actually, I did when I was 16. I did surprisingly well considering I hadn't done it for so long. a nice bike ride in the mountains sounds kinda fun right now.
wut r tehy
Where the hells that Deathtanz Mantisk x Ciel stuff I /r/'d!?
too much work.
Today I found a flash of SNK's Yuri. Like most hentai flashes, most of what you did just involved taking off her clothes.
Now this was pretty hot by itself. I was already like FUK[color=indigo]KIN SAVED. But what hidden glory did I find next? Click her headband when she's nekkid and a dick'll pop out.
It was the most pleasant surprise I've had in a while.[/color]
I laughed out loud.
it was easier.
it's funny because one's fattening and the other is healthy lol
I just ****ing told you.