Zombie Survival

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/

Calculate risk and take short quiz. My chances of survival: 38%

d[COLOR="White"]am[/COLOR]mit...37%.

I got 38% too, though I had to pretend I lived in America.

:(

Me too :( Ten bux says no one gets above 40% here. We'd all die anyways, especially Ant.

I went through it again and basically described myself as Chuck Norris with a speedboat who lived in the mountains, and only got 42%.

wtf?

44%

38% also. More than I expected.

30% :(

Bet it'd go up another 10% if I downloaded Missile data. >_>

40%

Which surprised me because I thought I'd get 10%, tops.

I got a 41%.

34% :D

36%

**** <_<;

39% :mad:

Only one to beat was Angelwang.

43%

I am just so awesome.

42%

Owing probabl to my surroundings and the fact that I'd take a bike instead of a car (Zombie Survival Guide tyvm).

36%

Which is fine by me, seeing as I wouldn't want to live in a zombie-infested world.

Who says the entire world is affected?

[quote=The Judge]Who says the entire world is affected?

Doesn't matter. It's wide spread enough that I've got a 36% chance for survival.

I'm not fond of the idea of living like the Swiss Family Robinson

Grow some balls, you fat wimp.

There are different levels of zombie breakouts. If its just a citywide RE style breakout and you've got a 36% chance of survival, i'd fight like hell for it, since the rest of the world is still fine.

If its the Class 4, end of the world, zombies on every corner scenario, then i'd take my own life most likely.

This thread deserves expansion.

So, there's a zombie outbreak in your town - the zombie per square metre ratio is about 2:1, and multiplies at a rate of about 10 zombies an hour. The zombie horde have destroyed telecommunication access (interweb, phones) in your area, and the government are still debating a nuke rush VS evacuation and military deployment. Being honest, what would you do, where would you go - if anywhere - and what would you pack? You can pack five of your own possessions, and one thing in your home you'd use as a weapon.

Personally, I'd pack my DS, my phone, spare underpants, food, and water. And I'd choose my 1W golf club as a weapon, since guns are outlawed in the UK and I don't have a chainsaw. First thing I'd do would be to run up the street to the kid who does archery's house, ask him to join my party, and then hopefully fight my way to the church. We'd hole up in there, praying that holy water is an effective weapon against the undead and fighting zombie hordes (I draw aggro with my golf club and asian kid dps very slowly with bow) and playing DS games until either the military saved us, we got eaten, or nuked.

2 zombies per quare meter? Uh, is that a typo or am i so retarded that im readin something wrong?

a meter is (very roughly) a square with each side measuring 3 feet (100 cm, for eurofags). Fitting 2 in there over an entire city would mean that in my appartment alone there would be something like a hundred zombies. In my one apartment. In a city of over a million peopole.

This thread is officially awesome.

Ok so i'd grab my mp3 player, the aluminum bat in my closet, food, water, and my truck. If I had time i'd pimp out my truck with armor plates and spikes from random scrap laying around the neighborhood. I'd barrel my way to a warehouse like Derick's old workplace and hole up with him and some other friends for as long as possible. We'd fashion weapons from the metal laying around and fortify the entire area waiting for either rescue or total anihilation. Regardless of the outcome I'll be blasting Queen the whole ****ing time.

43% yay

I really want to read that book now.

I want this book. By ***, I actually want to read a book.

It just came out in September. Stupid easy to find.

I have it!

don't be stupid

It basically is, in the book anyways. Over half of China's population alone is infected, and America has over 200 million.

Everyone saying they would take cars or trucks really hasnt thought this out. Roads are going to be clogged at best with eitehr traffic or cars that have been stalled/abandoned. Not to mention that eventually you're going to run out of gas. And attach metal spikes? Seriously, none of you are ****ing blacksmiths. A simple bicycle is cheap, easy to work and maintain, neer runs out of gas, and most importantly, is quite. Nothing says HEY IVE GOT DELICIOUS BRAINS, COME EAT THEM like the sound of a running internal combustion engine.

For weapon, I'd be forced to use the machete in my truck, which is subpar at best. I'd probably raid the near by sports store for a metal bat and shotgun. A few empty 2 liter bottles and some plastic sheeting will get me all the water I ever need, too.

Theres nothing more funny than being nerd with survival skills.

**** machetes. This thing right hurr:

"Lobotomizer

Officially designated as the Standard Infantry Entrenchment Tool, the Lobotomizer (or "Lobo") is a melee weapon similar to a Shaolin spade, with a wide blade on one end and a point on the other. The spade could be used to decapitate the undead, or to cause severe brain trauma directly. Originally designed for use by the U.S. Marines, it was later mass-produced for military forces around the world with the advent of the Total War phase."

There would be a few lying around I'm sure.

Zombie outbreak in my town only? This is a f*cking easy situation.

I'd take my iPod, laptop, porcelain dolmation figurine (from my grandpa before he passed away), cell phone, and my actual dog. Weapon: butcher knife and my make-shift spear. Dual wielding, *****. Then, I'd fight my way the... I dunno, 50 feet to the next town, since I live right on the border of the city.

Alright, first, I'd steal my little niece's red wagon. On the wagon, I'd load a first aid kit, the road flares I have somewhere around the house, and some food and water. For a weapon I'd grab the large walking stick I made (really it's just a thin branch I cut off of the tree in my back yard). It's about 5 feet long, 2 inches thick.
I'd wagon my way up to the warehouse that Derick used to work, using the flares as what I would hope to be a distraction along the way, meet up with Derick and Joe, and hold off until we were either rescued or killed.

And I'm just going to assume that this happened on a night that I'm in my best dress. Dress shoes, tux and all.

See a zombie outbreak in only one town is ****ing retarded. It wouldn't happen.

There's a zombie-entrapment barrier keeping them in.

Saw that book at boarders today, almost bought it. but no moneyz.

Didn't leave the house. Never thought about buying the book. but no moneyz.

I meant by use of magick.

Do you think the zombies would be like redeads in Zelda? That would be fukken annoying if you were building a barricade.

Put a zombie mask on. Won't get attacked, plus entertainment in the form of dancing zombies.

Eh, I like the ReDead Knights better. The whole humping thing always seemed stupid to me. =/

Now if only they could swing that hueg blade faster...

Except I don't believe they were actually dead people.

I just figured they were literally created with Ganon's magic.

You'd think Honey and Darling would be ReDeads, considering they'd most likely be too busy spinning around to notice Ganondorf attacking Castle Town. =/

idk, just something about fighting dead people who hump you in zelda seems... off.

Do dead people jizz, or what?

no. i've done first-hand research and can say for sure that they do not.

50%

Oh man, ****** are so survival-y.

Only cause Zombies don't like going to Sweden.

Yeah, you're really high up there. Zombie's are highly sucseptible (sp wtf?) to nosebleeds.

Can zombies even get nosebleeds? And even if they could would it matter to them?

Hmmmmm.

The quiz didn't even have ****** in it. ¬_¬'

That's because it doesn't matter.

And zombies would need, you know, blood to get nosebleeds.

Fine, they can get fleshbleeds.

Or brainbleeds.

goobleeds/gelbleeds