Angelwing's Promise




Posted by Dexter

What's the progress report? :cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

B-




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

For which promise?

B- is for idiots




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

B+




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

B+ is for idiots




Posted by Dexter

Song? :confused:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

A-




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh...which song was it? Or was I supposed to make one up? I am most certainly excellent at keeping promises!

A- is for idiots




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

A




Posted by Dexter

It sounds like you've forgotten what the promise was all about! :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I...I never forget!
n
A idiot?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

100 within 100




Posted by Zeta

F




Posted by Ant

DEXTER'S SECRET! DEXTER'S SECRET! BRAAAAAAAAH!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

more like F-

which one of Dexter's secrets?




Posted by Zeta

The secret laborat- *Shot*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

His sexual desires for his sister DeeDee.




Posted by Dexter

I don't even know what you guys are talking about so I'm not even going to bother posting.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

PARADOXICAL




Posted by Zeta

PARADEXICAL

Blows Dexter's fur puns out of the water.




Posted by Dexter

Does anyone even still have that "Angelwing" song? It randomly goes on with my iPod. Even I rawk out to it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I still have that. And Oak Powah




Posted by Dexter

haha. That's so awesome. You wouldn't happen to have any of Angelwing's music, would you? I lost mine long ago, sadly, and she doesn't even have them anymore!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She never sent me any :( What a *****.

Oh wait, maybe I do. I think I still might have her singing lol




Posted by Dexter

I MUST GET THOSE BACK!

If you can find them, gmail them to me, plz.

[email]cosplaydexterity@gmail.com[/email]




Posted by Ant

DEXTERS SECRET! DEXTERS SECRET! BRAAAAAAAAAH




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Can't find it. Though I found old sound files of Fate back when VGS was still up lol




Posted by Dexter

Send me those.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Get on AIM or something.




Posted by Dexter

Too lazy, lazy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's more effort for me to send it over email though :(




Posted by Dexter

Good point, but still, lazy is lazy, and I've been a minute away from going to bed for the last hour and I'm not about to start something else up to keep me up later. I'm building a house now, gotta be responsible!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Heh, fine. Once I grab my old hdd from my mom's, I'll see what's on there. I think I have a singing one somewhere around here, too. But that would require you going on msn/aim.




Posted by Dexter

gmail works, peoples! Don't be lazy now! :mad:




Posted by Shade

AIM = Anal Insertion (while) Masturbating

IS THAT REALLY SOMETHING YOU PEOPLE WANT.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I know I wouldn't mind it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd love it. And do. Increases the pleasure tenfold.




Posted by Shade

o rly




Posted by Zeta

quite really

*monocle*




Posted by Ant

DEXTER'S SECRET! DEXTER'S SECRET! BRAHHHHHHHH




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You don't want to know Dexter's secret.




Posted by Ant

lol wut?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

srsly




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

He's a pedophile. Those girls he always talks about are sex slaves he kidnapped from slums in detroit.




Posted by Dexter

At first I thought you meant my real name, but then I remembered. But it ended up not being the case at all. I've been having some very romantic nights, if you know what I mean. How about you? Who's this new guy I hear about that's been lighting up your heavenly nights all about?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

His name is Jacob. Easily the most dreamy man I've ever met in my life, even though we've only known each other for three months. Ever night he brings me a little gift and tells me how much he loves me and how he'd be infinitely happy to just spend the rest of his life with me here in this room. Whenever I look into his eyes I get light-headed, and every time he talks I feel like I'm going to faint. I know this is true love. I've never been so happy.




Posted by Dexter

aww, I'm so happy for you two. I just know you guys are going to last forever. I'm so jealous. Why Can't I find a man like that?

What happened to Amy?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Dexter: At first I thought you meant my real name, but then I remembered. But it ended up not being the case at all. I've been having some very romantic nights, if you know what I mean. How about you? Who's this new guy I hear about that's been lighting up your heavenly nights all about?


Lol, I actually didn't mean anything, but that's good to know. :)

k, the search is on to find someone decent! Although that's a lot of work as opposed to fuxxing random guys.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: aww, I'm so happy for you two. I just know you guys are going to last forever. I'm so jealous. Why Can't I find a man like that?

What happened to Amy?


I haven't told her yet =/



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You in biiiig trouble.




Posted by Dexter

Don't tell her until I'm there, Vampy. She's going to need a shoulder to cry on and maybe she'll go through the typical stages of attempting to reestablish what she previously had with you. Allow me to pick up the pieces of her broken heart.


Quoted post: Although that's a lot of work as opposed to fuxxing random guys.


Keep searching. Date some, then date some more, then continue dating until you finally find someone you can't live without, if you ever do. If I ever make my way up there you can try me on and see how I fit. :love:



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:-*




Posted by Ant

sexual innuendo much?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Ant: sexual innuendo much?


I don't know what you're talking about.

[IMG]http://csumc.wisc.edu/cmct/HmongTour/locations/greenbay/eggrolls/Eggroll-by-Sara.gif[/IMG]

I always unwrap my eggrolls before I eat them. They make an excellent midnight snack, along with Maraschino cherries. I usually like to have 6 at a time. It's quite satisfying.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd like to shove MY wrapped eggroll in sara's unwrapped eggroll, ifyoukknowwhatimean




Posted by Dexter

Sara's #4 of the 6. You could join in, but then we wouldn't have 6 anymore, taking away our eggroll.

[IMG]http://www.dorisday.net/assets/images/with-6-you-get-eggroll-film-poster.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wait what




Posted by Ant

wow, the past 3 posts(before vamp's ninja) made me laugh way too much. or maybe in more of a jolly mood than normal tonight! REGARDLESS. I always wrap my eggroll before I get to keeping this family together. Like Doris Day always says, "SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!" But then Brian Keeth comes in and is all like, "doesn't matter who's first or last, as long as you get there together, that's all that matters!" I really want some eggrolls right now :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's funny because I ate some last night... except they were some bastardized version called chicken eggrolls.




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Ant: "SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!" But then Brian Keeth comes in and is all like, "doesn't matter who's first or last, as long as you get there together, that's all that matters!"


lol. perfect post to end my day with. night guys. save some eggrolls for me.



Posted by Corrupt

GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I've never had an eggroll in my entire life.




Posted by Dexter

You should try them out sometime. They really are delicious. It's good to be experimental. Trying out new things will keep life exciting.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Change is bad.




Posted by Dexter

No need to change, just try.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

CHANGE IS BAD




Posted by Iris

[quote=Dexter]
[IMG]http://www.dorisday.net/assets/images/with-6-you-get-eggroll-film-poster.jpg[/IMG]
THAT KID HAS A MOUSTACHE




Posted by Dexter

haha. I didn't think it looked like that at all but now that you've mentioned it that's all it looks like.

I should watch that film. Has anyone seen it?




Posted by Shade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: He's a pedophile. Those girls he always talks about are sex slaves he kidnapped from slums in detroit.


I hope I'm not his next victim



Posted by Dexter

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6808842263715885577&q=eggroll&hl=en

See who is truly meant to have an Eggroll, Aneglwing?




Posted by Ant

spoilers: ant wins.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

sniw tna universe implosion lip mustache kid ahhhhhhhhhhhhh




Posted by Shade

I know. It's a lot to take in.

kinda like my pen0r lol




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

penis eggroll




Posted by Shade

Touche




Posted by Xenos

Magical mushroom.




Posted by Shade

I'll magic your mushroom




Posted by Dexter

Crescent Strike!




Posted by Iris

Piercing Line!




Posted by Dexter

O, admonishing melody, arise in the name of the Vanderbolt! Mystic Sex!!!




Posted by Zeta

"Divine empress beloved by the pheonix Mulminans... Bring light to the darkness of chaos! CRUSADE!"

k, i win.




Posted by Ant

DEXTER'S SECRET!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

TONY'S SECRET!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Vanderbolt


Vinterblot*



Posted by Shade

Tiger Blade!




Posted by Zeta

"Evil ones begone! Banishment!"




Posted by Ant


Quoting Angelwing: TONY'S SECRET!


parrots scare the sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t out of me [spoiler]literally[/spoiler]



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That's because when they see you, they turn into full fledged carnivores.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Delicious fat.




Posted by Ant

IS THAT A FAT JOKE?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

A joke? No.




Posted by Ant

[SIZE=7]DEXTER'S SECRET[/size]




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Shut up, fatty, and reveal Dexter's Secret!




Posted by Zeta

He has a secret lab... rador.




Posted by Ant

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Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hahaha. wow.




Posted by Zeta

Oh man, I sat here for like ten minutes trying to figure out what that was.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

fat parrot?




Posted by Dexter

It looks like Chiyo Mihama cosplaying as a penguin.




Posted by Zeta

It's that robot parrot that yells "Dexter's secret! Dexter's secret!" -_-;




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You're all idiots. This proves it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Dexter: It looks like Chiyo Mihama cosplaying as a penguin.


Except penguins don't have hooked bills.



Posted by Iris

I thought it was the bird from Aladdin.

Even if it's not, it should be.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DEXTER'S SECRET

A forced meme derived from an episode of Dexter's Laboratory, where Dexter builds a robotic parrot to copy what he says. It eventually goes haywire and starts copying other people's words, and threatens to unveil Dexter's secret lab.

Also seen as "SMOOTH MOVE DEXTER", "DEXTER'S A COOKIE", "DEXTER'S A STUPID GIRL", "THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES" and "WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS". Often posted with a picture of the parrot.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

So like, you actually watch the show?




Posted by Ant

I've seen every episode probably. It's not on anymore though, shame.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ditto. I used to watch that show all the time when I was a kid.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Ant: I've seen every episode probably.



Did you see that episode with Dee Dee swearing a lot?

Didn't think so.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I've never heard of the show before. I'm too lazy to look it up, but isn't it relatively new?




Posted by Zeta

Came out in the late 90s. T_T




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh...I guess I was watching Gargoyles!




Posted by Ant

That was the early 90's you eeeediot.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Gargoyles? Yeah, but that doesn't mean I still wasn't watching it, and only it. Plus, it ran new episodes until '96, you faggot.




Posted by Zeta

You're right. 1996 was in the early 90s. I'm such an idiot.




Posted by Ant

What a horrible show it was.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You know nothing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dexter's Lab started in '96-ish.

So I guess I was watching that **** when I was 11? Doesn't seem that long ago.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

k I'll try and find some episodes. It'd better be good.




Posted by Ant

ever watch that episode of dexters lab?

MAIN CHARACTER IS JUDGES CURRENT AVATAR BTW




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh hey, I forgot to download.




Posted by Shade

The musical episode is the best.