Hello, DA.




Posted by Xenos

I would like to request some harassinage.


- [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]sensei kiyoshi
or
[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]- [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]kitsune kiyoshi
and
- [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]reddie the dingo
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Profile:
Name: Kyo
Race: Half Middle Eastern and half Japanese
His *****'s name: Sarah
His Biography: His mother is Japanese, his father is Middle Eastern. His father left him. He became crazy and went to my school for a day and molested my friend.

These people molested my friend. No, I am not kidding.

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Posted by Pit

DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS




Posted by Xenos

Nah, Phantasma knows.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait what?




Posted by Darksong X

Uuuuhhhh.




Posted by Ant

...yeaaaaaaaaaah




Posted by sniper

Is this some sort of quadruple-reverse joke?




Posted by Shade

So your father molested Phant? 'Cause that's what I'm getting.




Posted by Phantasma2

HARASS MOTHER****ERS, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT?




Posted by Kit


Quoting Xuphansa: - [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]sensei kiyoshi
or
[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]- [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]kitsune kiyoshi[/size][/font][/color]


AIDs?



Posted by Phantasma2

And no shade, that guy is some ugly chinese/arabian pervo that molested a friend of Xenos.




Posted by mis0

What you need to do is beat his stupid *** to the curb, and tell him "this **** won't fly in MY matrix, *****!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: HARASS MOTHER****ERS, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT?


No. You kinda need, you know, some kind of communication link to harass.



Posted by The Judge

I'm not sure what's going on here, so I'm not going to bother helping at all.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, ditto.




Posted by Slade

More like KiGAYshi.

Go on, tell him I said that.




Posted by Xenos

He's some ******* that sexually molested a friend of mines.

EDIT: I realized I spelt the guy's name wrong. Its "Kiyo" - whatever, stupid jap. Anyways, any harassment is greatly appreciated.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... how?




Posted by Xenos

Do I have to go into details? Just shut up and do it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... no, how as in how can any of us possibly harass this person?




Posted by Xenos

Oh ... uhhh AIM. My bad.




Posted by Dexter


Quoted post: - reddie the dingo


You do know that's my other handle, right?

Your friend deserved it, the poor sheltered hermit.



Posted by Ant

OH SHI




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wait, those are screen names? Now it all makes sense.

And ****, I'm going to harass the hell out of Dex. Sexually.




Posted by Xenos

[quote=Dexter]You do know that's my other handle, right?

Your friend deserved it, the poor sheltered hermit.

zomg wtf :(

But on the serious side, that's not very funny - she's ****ed up for the rest of her life 'cause of this.




Posted by Dexter

lawl. Welcome to my Internets. It's my bed breaking paradise.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Someone needs to explain what happened. And you need to punch your friend. Because getting that upset by something over the internet is pathetic.




Posted by Linko_16

... Shouldn't you, like, call the police or something?




Posted by Zeta

DA is the police.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DEX IS GOING TO JAIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Zeta: DA is the police.

YOU ASSOCIATIN ME WITH THE ****IN FUZZ?!

Well, as Miso says, Judge = Bacon



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Judge = Bacon = Pig = Police OH ****!!!!!!!




Posted by Shade

His cover's blown.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting The Judge: YOU ASSOCIATIN ME WITH THE ****IN FUZZ?!


I'm willing to bet people get dizzy when they touch you.



Posted by Dexter

Proof or it didn't happen!




Posted by Xenos

What the hell are you guys talking about? That guy's been in and out of jail before. Dexter was making a rather unfunny and offensive joke which I PMed him for later, but he's either an *** or failed to realized I was being serious.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

What Dex said.




Posted by Ant

still waiting for a full story.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I still have no idea what's happening lol




Posted by Dexter


Quoted post: or failed to realized I was being serious.


When will you finally realize that that's the point? You and your friend take things way too seriously. Be loose, get unplugged, leave the door open, and get back in the kitchen. I'm only exploiting your weaknesses and toying with your psychological scars as a method in aiding you to recovery! Time to fix what your mother started. I'm the only good guy in this screwed up story. Don't you see, there's more to me than there is to me? You guys are stressing yourselves out over such silly matters. You're making the air crackle with tension.



Posted by Darksong X

The air around me is crackling with an insatiable urge for a full story right about now.




Posted by Dexter

Dexter the molester. It has a nice ring to it. In the show Dexter, didn't he track down and kill a molester in the first episode? This means something. HURRY! Someone tell me what happens next! What happens in the show gets twisted for reals!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Imagine if this friend committed suicide because of you, Dex? Awesome? Yes [ ] No [ ]




Posted by Dexter

If I molest you online, I molest you for reals. Wanna cyber?

I made netman gay, Jesse a wacko, broke Aesthetics bed, and brought chica to her end. This friend does nothing for me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What impact will you have on me? Can you possibly outdo Chica's suicide or, heaven forbid, making Jesse a wacko? I don't think you can, but I dare you to.




Posted by Dexter

I only bring out what's already there in people and strengthen it to its full potential, which can get quite dangerous if done appropriately. netman had the inner-ability to be gay, I just needed to bring it out of him. Same for Jesse being a wacko and chica's self-loathing. You would be my biggest challenge yet because you're so casual about life. You keep your cool to a radical degree, don't have any extremes for me to exploit and expand upon. Strong defenses that even I couldn't currently penetrate. You are the combo-breaker. I couldn't even attack your grimness because you find too much humor in life, which counterattacks the grim aspect of your spirit and keeps you well-balanced. You are exceptionally powerful. Let us join forces!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Aye, what a force we'd make.




Posted by Senator Ramen

Can I join too?




Posted by Dexter

What's your special talent?




Posted by Phantasma2


Quoted post: Awesome? Yes [ ] No [ ] Fap [X]


[spoiler].[/spoiler]



Posted by Senator Ramen


Quoting Dexter: What's your special talent?

Well, I can write my name with a pencil that's held between my eye lids.



Posted by Dexter

Proof or it doesn't happen!




Posted by Lord of Spam

threads closed due to aids.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I've discovered a cure for AIDS. It involves killing all ******s and fags. Rejoice.




Posted by Darksong X

Aliens have landed on Earth! Don't worry though cause they eat ******s and pi[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s gasoline! WE'RE SAVED!