There appears to be some confusion as to who is the gayest person around here. Some people say there are many gayer than myself, and I strongly disagree.
Therefore, I challenge you all to a GAY OFF. Post something that PROVES you're the gayest, once and for all!
I took a picture of Derick (The Judge) in nothing but his boxers, in Ant's room.
BEAT THAT.
I'm not even going to compete, because the last time I took a reading on your Gay Level my scouter blew up(It's over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). You're gayer than me by alot. Enjoy your AIDS you frilly-lace nancy boy.
I'm the gay of all kings(mixed up my words, but whatever). As in, I'd like to proclaim that I am one of thee main contributions to anything Swopes. Beat that.
Either DA has gotten text-filters since i've been gone or some [COLOR="Magenta"]PENIS[/COLOR] edited my post...Hi Ant!
Text filters.
penis penis penis = uncoloured PENIS
it's true.
They were most likely lost in a flury of deletion and fail. Or they're on his computer, whatever. I don't know how the guy operates.
They might be on an old picture thread...sigh, let me look.
Found it: [IMG]http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2829/0260adj5.jpg[/IMG]
Fun fact: I was taking a poop when this was taken.
Fun Fact: I was in the hallway.
Ah, sadly the futon in the left part of this picture is no more. Goodbye Futon...
Which has been replaced by an awesome bed. I <3 bed.
But still, I miss the futon...it still has a place though...on my floor.
Yeah, I enjoy sitting on it's gutted remains from time to time.
Oh that picture.
futons are good too
Gayery confirmed.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/0260adj5.jpg[/IMG]
I'm so gay, I saved this picture of Derick.
I'm not very gay. You win.
I masturbate to penises.
They're on chicks, though, so it's okay.
Quite.
Well, I feel right at home then.
Stop it.
Yes sir :(
Saphire Rose has had sex with men and sucked dick.
I don't think that can be topped.
My brother's gay as springtime.
I won't reveal any of the colorful stories I could tell... but I will say that he's the bi[color=indigo]tch.[/color]
Reveal your secrets.
The first thing that came to mind after reading that post was that scene in Harry Potter 3 with Snape and the Marauder's Map.
I want to kill myself now.
Dad, dad. I have something to tell you...i'm actually...Double-Gay.
Awesome news, son.
I knew you'd understand. I have the best Dads in the world.
MY RAUNCHY DAD
STICK IT UP HIS POOPER SON! I know I would.
I am a monster.
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
Grizzlebees: So fun it should be illegal!
You get an onion blossom, a tankard of tonic water, and a free loaf of cookie bread!
twinkie house etc
Well for April Fool's last year I went into my Dad's room and told him I was gay. He told me to get out of the house. I laughed. He was serious.
Other than that I'm not too gay.
You win, sir. Best April fool's prank ever.
I'm totally, like, not gay.
EIGHT POINT EIGHT
I think there's been some tampering with the data and i'm to blame. You see, when Stephen hangs out with me his gay levels are subdued and steadily replaced with pure heterosexual man rays, due to my incredibly high levels of such.
tl;dr version: make a poll and let's end this faggotry.