Christmas sucks




Posted by Speedfreak

Anyone else having a shitty day? I know I am.




Posted by Bebop

Im not. Im not a Grinch or a Jew.




Posted by Phantasma2

Same here. I haven't done anything today. Its going like any other boring day.




Posted by bazariah

i've had quite a fun day so far today..

i've got some uber cool pressies





Posted by Axis

Sorry you guys didn't have a very good day.

I for one, got a Wii and I'm having a blast with Wii Sports/Zelda.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I started off feeling terrible due to eating bad taco meat yesterday, but that passed and the day got **** awesome. As much as leading up to the day is grueling and generally unfun, Christmas is great. I, for one, did not have a ****ty day. Sorry to hear you did though. Maybe New Years will be better.




Posted by KoH

I did.

The entire day just reeked of ****tiness. I dare say that this is probably the worst Christmas I've ever experienced. Not due to lack of gifts or the lack of quality of said gifts, but rather just the entire mood.

But on the subject of gifts... the most memorable gift I received today was a computer mouse that had a fake silver coat with an engraving. The engraving (since my mother is catholic/christian, kind of a mix) said "WWJD - Chris." Decrypted it means "What Would Jesus Do - Chris." For those of you who've never been to church or done anything churchlike.

So I sat down at my desk at around 11 AM just contemplating the day and a few other things when it dawned on me... This 'mouse' was the worst ****ing present ever. I don't mean to seem ingrateful or just generally full of ****, but come on. If I were to use this mouse that I had been given that would mean that whenever I wanted to watch porn I would have to read "WWJD" and then think of what the **** Jesus would be doing. Would he masturbate to porn or would he not? Hell, would jesus even be on the computer? So I then started thinking... is this my parents' way of telling me to stop masturbating?

To me, there's no other reason as to why they would engrave such a message on my ****ing mouse. But no matter, I'm gonna use it at my day job and not at my personal computer. Taking into consideration that I don't masturbate openly at my day job I think this is a suitable arrangement.

Still, what a ****ty day.




Posted by Omni

I had to work for 10 boring hours, and it there was pouring rain for like 2 hours, which started while I was conveniently walking outside with no raincoat or umbrella. Other than that, it was pretty awesome...




Posted by KoH

Would you say that your day was as awesome as rubbing **** all over your body?




Posted by The Judge

Here's what I got!

-Candy and lots of it
-A book of Science Fiction Quotes
-Vampire Hunter D 6
-Vampire Hunter D Art Collection
-A pewter dragon-hand walking stick
-2 pewter dragon goblets
-A pewter succubus tankard
-Simpson's PJ pants
-A Black and White Rugby shirt
-A black and white sleeved sweater
-A Pyramid Head long sleeved shirt
-A Zelda Sword and Shield hoody
-A weby-Iron Cross hoody
-A red and tentacled skull shirt
-3 volume set of superior person's book of weird words
-Talladega Nights DVD
-the Zombie Survival Guide
-Zelda: Twilight Princess for Gamecube
-A new printer/scanner/copier
-A satanic looking devil lamp
-Something for my Zen which I no longer have, so I'll probably sell it.
-A black and white striped scarf
-A classic cars calendar
-A welsh corgi calendar
-$440 (Net total)
-Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
-An air freshener
-Socks

Good haul this year.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: ...
Good haul this year.




Quoted post: This message has been deleted by Speedfreak. Reason: This is a "Christmas sucks" thread. Not a "rub your great Christmas in the face of those less fortunate"


Prepare to get ****ed.



Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

I worked the whole day, nuff said




Posted by NES Queen

Gifts I received:

The Good
[LIST=1]
[*]a new PS2 controller
[*]Bully for PS2
[*]Cantebury Tales
[*]The Dubliners by James Joyce
[*]bunch of books by Chuck Palahniuk
[*]new Sublime albumn
[*]flannel sheets - my silk ones are too chilly for winter nights
[*]my parents house all to myself while they freeze their buns off in Chicago without me
[/LIST]

The Bad
[LIST=1]
[*]a coffee maker - I dont drink coffee
[*]a George Forman grill - I already own one
[*]a 2qt crockpot - wtf is a crockpot? and I dont cook
[*]christmas decorations for my apartment - Um, do you honestly think I'm going to remember what closet I throw these in next year when xmas rolls around?
[*]christmas themed bathroom hand towels - see above
[*]muffin tins - again, I don't cook. Is this some sort of hint?
[*]a scrapbooking kit - I don't do arts and crafts
[/LIST]

The Ugly
[LIST=1]
[*]my mother buying my father a digital camcorder and then the 2 of them arguing for 20 mins about whether he should take it to Chicago or not
[*]my father buying my mother a digital camera and then the 2 of them arguing for 20mins about wether she should take it to Chicago or not
[*]my father screaming and cursing about the fact that my mother still wasnt packed yet for their trip to Chicago
[*]my father complaining that he got new socks and undies for xmas when he should have been given them earlier so he could have packed the new ones for their trip
[*]my mother buying gifts for both my dad and myself that she knew we wouldnt like so she could keep them for herself
[*]my sister disowning me for not going to visit her in Chicago with my folks tomorrow
[/LIST]

Oh how I love the holidays.
/sarcasm




Posted by Skitzo Control

Sure, I do hate Christmas, but not because I'm some bitter, lonely joykill who has to post on the internet and then get mad when somebody posts how much they enjoyed theirs. You think you're lonely? You think your family on-goings are awful? You think you had a bad Christmas? Try hearing my sob story; I'm sure you won't be able to resist looking back on your life and realizing, "Hey, I don't have it all that bad."

For the most part, some of you twits make me sick. You all think that Christmas is great for it's time of giving, of caring, of togetherness. But why should Christmas be any different from any other day? I don't visit with the people I care about just on some silly day in December, and I sure as hell don't give my friends and family gifts only in celebration of one specific event. Furthermore, why should I feel bad for you because you're alone on just one specific day of the year? I don't feel bad for you, and, as a matter of fact, I can only hope your Christmas Day could only be worse.

As for my day, I woke up at 9 AM, got to work at 10, and worked up until 5:30 PM. I walked to a friend's house, hung out and watched Cars and Talladega Nights, then came home. My friend's, unlike me, like to honor Christmas tradition, so I was given a few gifts, but just a few simple things. Today, other than the gifts, was nothing more than a regular day for me, and I hope it's the same, next year.:)




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Good day since it wasn't a work day. Slept for the most part. Pneumonia got my lung! Having a hard time breathing here without coughing for the most part.




Posted by Raptor

I almost ran over a puppy on the way to work, I almost hit a wild mountain goat crossing the highway on the way home, and I almost said something to a republican that could have easily been falsely construed as nice. Yes, it's safe to say that today was a day full of close calls, but overall, it wasn't bad. I'm so glad December is almost over.




Posted by Ant

Where the hell do all of you people work that had to be open on Christmas?




Posted by Slade

My Christmas wasn't all that great, but like Boner said, it's just another day in the year. From this perspective, I can just write off today as "pressured" and make up for it by having a lot of fun tomorrow, which I will. Tomorrow I finally have time to do things I've been wanting to do for a long time.

I'm pretty sure my resolution for '07 is going to be "convince parents that video games as presents are much better than a lot of pairs of socks, no matter their wool content."




Posted by Raptor


Quoting Ant: Where the hell do all of you people work that had to be open on Christmas?


Animal care tech. They care as little about the holidays as I do, and their needs aren't put on pause for a day. Just another day in the life.



Posted by Dexter

I enjoyed my Christmas. I was filled with old Christmas memories while in the midst of creating new ones. Wrapping paper makes such a wonderful mess.




Posted by JRequalizer

Worst one yet.




Posted by NES Queen


Quoting Ant: Where the hell do all of you people work that had to be open on Christmas?

Hospitals are open too, but thankfully I didnt have to work there this year since I'm only part-time. I worked Christmas eve though, which traditionally in my house was the bigger celebration day, except not this year.



Posted by bazariah

i cant see why theres a lot of bit[SIZE="2"]ching[/SIZE] going on about this chrimbo being "bad"

i mean you have certain comforts of decent food, family and presents... in some countries they have to make do with eating their own sh[SIZE="2"]it[/SIZE] and recently deceased




Posted by Arwon

Next year I'm going to be on the other side of the world from any familial obligations and intending to do absolutely nothing to mark Christmas.





Posted by sniper

I would have preferred to work.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Since I was able to see some family members that I only see once or twice a year, I had an enjoyable christmas.




Posted by Dexter

Yeah, see that's what really pulls Christmas through for people, being able to spend it with others. It seems as though that's why Speedy had a bad Christmas experience, he wasn't with his girl and was a bit jealous of his brother for being with his. :(




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

hey skitzo, quit being such a whiney faggot and complaining about people whining, you whiney faggot




Posted by mis0


Quoting Dexter: Yeah, see that's what really pulls Christmas through for people, being able to spend it with others. It seems as though that's why Speedy had a bad Christmas experience, he wasn't with his girl and was a bit jealous of his brother for being with his. :(

I'm still trying to figure out exactly what kind of woman could possibly like Bebop. Also, I think you've just made the easy assumption here about the "why" it sucked.



Posted by Aesthetic

[quote=Ant]Where the hell do all of you people work that had to be open on Christmas?

A gas station.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Ant: Where the hell do all of you people work that had to be open on Christmas?


Walt ****in' Disney World!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What a stupid job.