http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/rumor-wii-disrupts-pacemakers-214549.php
nintendo is clearly trying to kill old people. i say we should kill them all and then burn their bodies. i hate nintendo so much. they're all evil and need to be drawn and quartered. we should all use sony products instead.[/reverse prince shroundihsdjklabdg]
[spoiler]for bonus hilarity, lets see how man idiots think im serious[/spoiler]
You're not serious ;)
Five bucks says jordo got all ****y and ready to type out a big post about how retarded I am and then saw the spoilers once he hit quote.
Five bucks.
No first thing I saw. I pick up on those well. I highlight pretty much every post I read.
I'd like my money now plz.
Well, don't go around pointing your Wii'mote at the elderly, and we won't have a problem. Or, maybe you should point it at them, maybe they like the jittery actions it'd induce into their bodies [suggesting that they use a pacemaker, first]?
Heh, doesn't the Wiimote have the same basic power as any other standard television remote control?
It's so cute how much spam hates me. He's like a 10-year-old after you tell him that the Power Rangers are for...10-year-olds.
Old people = pacemakers? Interesting.
It's the Bluetooth, not the infra-red, that could interfere.
Oh I gettit. Spam is a 'reverse Prince' becuase hes not making a valid point with lack of correct punctuation.
And back on the topic. About Wiis killing old people. Good.
A reverse Prince would have to kiss the Princess so he could turn into a frog.
That is true. It is also impossible.
Yeah. It's the closest anyone's ever come to accusing spam of kissing a girl.
Sweet. Now I might actually get social security when I grow old.
Everyone knows releasing this news on the internet will only lead to many cases of the elderly commiting suicide via Wiimote. Think about it, it might look kinda like committing seppuku.
I applaud Nintendo's efforts.
[quote=Slade]Everyone knows releasing this news on the internet will only lead to many cases of the elderly commiting suicide via Wiimote. Think about it, it might look kinda like committing seppuku.
And, we wouldn't want this to happen, why? :cookie:
At least they're being innovative. With Microsoft you actually had to pick UP the Xbox and hit someone with it. Now you just point a controller and they die, nifty.[spoiler]Michael J. Fox doesn't need a Wiimote to kill the elderly. Because of Parkinsons.[/spoiler]
[quote=Sean Fury]At least they're being innovative. With Microsoft you actually had to pick UP the Xbox and hit someone with it. Now you just point a controller and they die, nifty.
[spoiler]Michael J. Fox doesn't need a Wiimote to kill the elderly. Because of Parkinsons.[/spoiler]
:-D Raise of hands: How many of you actually either broke or sprained an ankle trying to punt your Xbox out the window?
I think you're the only one.
Raise your hands: How many of you are smart enough to not attempt punting an Xbox out of a window.
(>'_')^
Me!
Yay I'm smart.
Who's to say that I, myself, ever attempted to do so? Maybe I was just expressing a bit of sarcasm. Or maybe, just maybe, I could go on to ask how many have thought about tying a rope around their X-Box, walking into an open mall or shopping center. Then proceeding to flail about insanely and vigorously, knocking and thrashing about every single shopper brave enough to come within reaching distance? But **** it, that would be too much work for the average human, and too much responsibility on Microsoft's part.
I actually didn't say you did or did not. I just innocently said that I would not kick an Xbox.