a great day for racism to be sure.
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Way to @#$% it up by making a new thread, dick.
I'M GONNA CALL YOU
lol
Bug people in the shoe department for Alligator shoes.
Or better yet, dragon scale.
RIND RING RING RING RING RING RING PONOS PHONE
spoilers: that's the phone number to the walmart in simi valley lol. delightfully evil
I hope to
Note: I don't know where I was going with that, but I almost subconciously typed it as soon as I clicked on this thread.
666 = racism? huh
I guess satan hates blacks?
guess so
fine. a great day for slayer and the omen?
slayer sucks and the omen is meh
There's just no way of making you happy is there? Call the number and ask for shoes and demand snake skin boots.
Will do.
Dragon Scale or nothing.
I'm going to call and ask if they have cat scale boots.
Then interrupt him with a good MEOW! when he tries to answer.
lol brilliant
I drew a picture of Satan on my notes for Dante's Inferno in Humanities.
It turned out really cool. I might scan it up for you guys.
Have him on a cellphone dialing that number.
How the **** do you draw someone dialing 11 numbers?
The number for hell is 611.
no, wait, that's telephone repair. sorry. :(
i like how really uptight christians seem to get all ****y about being mad at the peopel that killed jesus (jews, or judas, etc). im always like "so you would rather he didnt die?" "OF COURSE WE DONT WANT JESUS TO DIE HES SO GREAT ETC" "you realize that if he hadnt, you know, done the whole DEATH FOR YOUR SINS thing you'd be up **** creek according to your own religion, right?"
at that point they usually realize how ******* stupid they are and kill themselves.
praise be to science.
that too, but mine was the way it SHOULD go down
also im right stfu
Nah, I'm right because that's how it happens.
110% of the time, baby.
Quoting Lord of Spam: i like how really uptight christians seem to get all ****y about being mad at the peopel that killed jesus (jews, or judas, etc).
I don't entirely get why Dante gave Judas the supreme punishment of all Hell. Yeah, the ninth circle of hell is for betrayal, and betrayers of *** have it worse than anyone else... but it's supposed to be that only unrepented sin lands you in hell. From what I understand of the gospel, Judas felt pretty @#$%ing terrible about what he did.
Also, around the time the this was all written, the Romans were still in charge and Christians wanted to stay on their good side... so they wrote into their gospel how noble and innocent Pilate was, who was quite a brutal Roman ruler in historic records, and instead showing how it was those nasty Jews who yelled out, "Crucify him!" But these verses have still been a doctrine over the centuries to stamp out the Jewish religion.
EDIT - It specifically says in Matthew, the second gospel to be written and not too badly obscured by retellings, that Judas repented. But he did hang himself. Poor guy.
I think there's a line you cross where repenting won't do you much good. And that just happens to be betraying and being the cause of the Lord's death. That and then killing yourself... not a good combination.
Meh, I'd guess it to be more along the lines of what LoS said: people just seem to thing you should get @#$%ed in the @#$ if you mess with Jesus, even if it makes no **** sense at all.
I think that right now all of DA should agree that if there is an omnipotent being, he isn't the Christian ***.
vampiro it is then lol
VAMPIRO FOR OMNIPOTENT BEING '06
Linko: Feeling pretty @#&%ing bad about something != repenting. And like Vampiro said, there's a certain point where repenting does nothing anymore. Like betraying the Lord.
science.
...But if he didn't betray the Lord like he was supposed to none of us would be able to go to Heaven. :S
THANK THE LORD FOR JUDAS
praise *** for jesus's's's's's''s death
He'd have died eventually.
Yeah, wouldn't that make a lame story? If he had ended up dying of old age, then everyone would have been like, "Why didn't you kill him sooner so we could stop sacrificing ****?"
'Cause back then it would have taken like 300 yrs for him to die.
Talking badly about jesus? TO HELL WITH YOU!
Purgatory or bust.
...What?
She meant suicidal children don't get a pair of dice. The afterlife is just one big casino, with heaven giving you a higher chance of winning than hell.
What if Hell was just a place where bad people got to do what they wanted as well?
Then who would they be killing/raping? Bad people who like to be killed and raped?
The latest thing I've heard at church is that Hell is a place of complete isolation from ***, not necessarily fire-y or torture-y or any of that.
That line in the Bible about much gnashing of teeth in Hell does sound pretty intense, though.
Dante wrote that Purgatory is also a place for those who repented, but waited until the last moments of their life to do so. Their admittance to heaven is long delayed; because they ignored Jesus for so long, he's going to ignore them for a bit. That's the contrapasso, the way in which their punishment mirrors their sin in some way. For instance, those who were slaves to their appetites (lust, gluttony) supposedly had no control over their body, so in Hell, they literally have no control as they're eternally whipped around in fierce winds. I know that doesn't sound as bad compared to something like being forver gnashed in Satan's mouth, but that one's only in the first circle of Hell... sins of the flesh are less severe than sins of the mind.
In b4 delete.
it would be rather hypocritical for *** to set in motion a plan tha requires the betrayal by judas and then punish him for it. so either judas gets off scott free, or *** is a spite little ****e not worth worshipping. your choice.
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I'd hit it.
I figured no one would watch that until the gif kicked in.
Oh wow. Completely missed the animation.
I told the lady who answered the phone that I wanted shoes made out of dragonscale, and she asked me what size I wanted.
Californian asians really are retarded. :cookie:
They've gotta be retarded if they don't know what size you want.
picture from last page is from series of books with short horror stories in them that i used to read as a child
after looking at the pictures in the book i was no longer afraid of horror movies because i spent many a night awake in my bed wielding a flamberge named desire
Flamberge? More like Vorpal Sword.
Flamberge = type of sword
Vorpal = enchantment put upon swords
It could very well be a vorpal flamberge
*sigh* You need more Tales of Phantasia.
nice job with the dragonscale shade.
Oh ****, I remember those books. I still have them in my closet.
That gave me the urge to read Harry Potter, for some odd reason.
What books are these? I <3 horrors and would like to look them up.
She seems rather cheery for being so ugly.
*** doesn't seem all that kind and loving at times *shrugs*
Yeah, like throughout the whole Old Testament. I just think everyone thought there was a *** out to get them during that time, and later some people were like "hey man where's the love?" These people became known as Christians.
Old Testament = Hebrew Bible. And the Hebrew ***'s a bi[color=indigo]tch. The only reason the Pharoah resisted Moses for so long was because *** kept "hardening his heart" or some crap.[/color]
I think it says Pharaoh hardened his heart against ***'s attempts to show him with all those miracles and wouldn't let them free, actually.
The wording's different in the Christian version... what we read in class last year was directly from the Jewish one, and it indeed said that *** was the one doing it.
Also, relevent strip from SMBC, which I was linked to earlier:
religion is the biggest pile of fail known to man
You're just saying that because there's no debate on whether or not you're going to hell.
nah, all religion is bs.
The interpretation of the bible is so horrible. Hell, on the topic of Judas, there was a misconception for a long time that he fell down a hill and his guts exploded. Hilarious.
Muslims refer to all translations of the Qu'ran as "interpritations"... which is a pretty acurate term.
Too bad a ton Christians refer to it as the direct word from ***.