stupid eurofags




Posted by mis0

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I have a UK Yahoo account, and I saw that stupid banner ad up there. The concept of having a license for your television is funny though. STOOPID YUR-O-PEE-INZ




Posted by Kit

You have to pay for some of the non-cable TV channels because they have no adverts and would make no money otherwise. Not having a TV licence gives you a fine or something. I don't really know much.




Posted by Dreadnought

Someone was jailed last week for not paying.

Surely, though, you could have a TV, cable, and just not ever use any of the government provided channels?




Posted by Kit

No idea. If you're willing to risk it, sure. :cookie:

My dad didn't have a licence and got away with it.




Posted by ExoXile

It's not like everyone pays for it, duh.




Posted by Dreadnought

Shut the hell up, Exo. What do you know about the UK?




Posted by ExoXile

"stupid eurofags"

:rolleyes:


And Sweden's got it too, Fag.




Posted by Kit

My Mum was crazy about TV licences, she used to tell me that the "Telly Law" had radars that detected Unlicensed TVs and lectured me always to get one.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... telly. Good *** I'm furious and raging right now.




Posted by Ant

Hmm, I think I would prefer the commericals. I don't watch enough TV to where I would want to pay an extra amount for something I'd only watch every once inawhile.




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Posted by mis0


Quoting Dark Kirby: My Mum was crazy about TV licences, she used to tell me that the "Telly Law" had radars that detected Unlicensed TVs and lectured me always to get one.

Your mother sounds like she's quite educated in television radar technology. Heed her wise words, young one.

but wait a sec... how the **** do they even know if your TV is unlicensed? It's not like they can pull you over and check 'cause you don't drive your stupid television, and they can't barge on into your house and check without a warrant, right?



Posted by Ant

probably the same way they inforce illegal cable here. they depend on nossy people telling on each other.




Posted by Kit


Quoting Misoxeny: Your mother sounds like she's quite educated in television radar technology. Heed her wise words, young one.


LOL!



Posted by mis0

don't they know that you can do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, and U ARRR A PIRATE?!

ninja in hear, above @ ant




Posted by Ant

no I don't think they watch lazytown. :(




Posted by Dreadnought

Also, British people don't have rights. The government can go in your home whenever they d[COLOR=Black]amn[/COLOR]ed well please.




Posted by ExoXile

That's not only in England tho, you know.




Posted by Ant

let me guess here...exoxile talking about a certain country...hmm...is it...umm...SWEDEN?!




Posted by ExoXile

Yeah, and that retarded piece of land called Denmark.
And uh, Norway.

OH! and Sweden!




Posted by Lord of Spam

spoilers: [spoiler]sweden sucks[/spoiler]




Posted by ExoXile

Whatever you say Denmark and Norway will always suck a thousand time more.




Posted by Kit

Norway? More like Snoreway.




Posted by ExoXile

Heck yeah!




Posted by Lord of Spam

every fag is eurofag




Posted by ExoXile

Stop shoving off your own sexuality on other people.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Dark Kirby: Norway? More like Whoreway.


Fix'd



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Norway gets bonus marks, thus putting it ahead of ****ty sweden, for creating black metal.




Posted by ExoXile

You do realize that there's nothing except girls and gay dudes living in Norway, right?

There might be one or two ox's living there too, I don't know tho.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Better than sweden




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting ExoXile: You do realize that there's nothing except girls


Im ****ing there

[quote] and gay dudes living in Norway, right?

now im so there its not even funny



Posted by Zeta

idk i lol'd




Posted by Slade

Crap. I read Zeta's post, then was so excited with the anticipation of lollary that I rushed and read LoS's post wrong. Especially the second part. I read it like "now I'm there so it's not even funny," and I was like yeah you're right it's not funny at all. :(


Way to ruin my day, fag.




Posted by mis0

I heard that Sweden is the transexual surgery capital of the world. THAT'S PRETTY KOOL RITE GAIZ?




Posted by Linko_16

Now you need a liscense for TV. You know what's next, don't you?

TV Insurance.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Misoxeny: I heard that Sweden is the transexual surgery capital of the world. THAT'S PRETTY KOOL RITE GAIZ?

Way to get your facts right, it's illegal, dur dur dur.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Illegal, or over rampant?




Posted by Kit


Quoting Linko_16: Now you need a liscense for TV. You know what's next, don't you?


It's been that way for years.



Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Illegal, or over rampant?

Illegal.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The latter actually.




Posted by ExoXile

No, it's wierd, and stuff.
So it's illegal.




Posted by mis0

I judge a country based on it's cars, and Swedish cars are decent. Norway and Denmark don't manufacture cars, therefore I don't consider them countries.




Posted by ExoXile

I would rep you if I could, but I can't.





:(




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Misoxeny: I judge a country based on it's cars, and Swedish cars are decent. Norway and Denmark don't manufacture cars, therefore I don't consider them countries.


so theres only like, what, 20 countries tops on your globe?



Posted by ExoXile

Isn't there on everyones?




Posted by Slade

My globe consists of the US's west coast, parts of Alaska, and Australia, simply because I want to go there someday. Japan is a mythical land full of mischevious elves.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Slade: Japan is a mythical land full of mischevious elves.

And they're most definitley coming to get you, run.



Posted by Lord of Spam

fun fact: japan has a long history of being beligerant *******s.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ProTip: anything swede related is banned. Except for exo. But discussion of sweden is b7




Posted by Lord of Spam

No exceptions.




Posted by ExoXile

I say it's a freakin' hate crime.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It is.




Posted by Slade

You deleted my fukken awesome post! AWESOME!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No I didn't




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: 16:43, 6th Dec 2006 Vampiro V. Empire Post Re: stupid eurofags by Slade Removed


Wait, yes I did.



Posted by Ant

that'll show those stupid eurofags who's boss




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

darn right




Posted by mis0

YEAH FUKK YUROHPHAGGZ

and los: yeah actually.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Dark Kirby: It's been that way for years.


... I know. Way to ruin the joke. Fag.



Posted by ExoXile

Meh, Scandinavia isn't really Europe anyway.




Posted by mis0

I agree. Scandinavia is much more of a liberal paradise than most of freedom-hating, car-hating, yuuureeeuhp.




Posted by ExoXile

Why can't I rep you?
Freakin' rep system..............




Posted by Slade

SCANDALOUS




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Man, that made me remember that Recess show.




Posted by Zeta

Made me think of that too. Still can't decide whether that show was awesome or lame.

EDIT: New rule: Slade is called Ashley S. from now on.




Posted by Ant

pretty lame overall.




Posted by Slade

YOU THINK IT'S LAME DO YA?! WELL WHOMP YOU mo' whompa'




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Man, that made me remember that Recess show.


I saw Recess porn on a Rule 34 board of AnonIB earlier today.

...

I was this close to fapping to it. :(

[spoiler]stfu, Spinelli is way cute.[/spoiler]




Posted by Slade

Who was it?


I can't think of any characters who look even mildly attractive... :(




Posted by Ant

CHECK SPOILERS LOL

And I'm gonna have to go with Gretchen personally. I can see myself jizzing all over her glasses right now...mmm.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i hate you all so much

<3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Love is over.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Love is over.


[quote=Lord of Spam]<3

?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Especially now.




Posted by mis0

I think love needs a reset button. I'm tired of having my heart broken. :(:(:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hold L+R+Start+Select for a few seconds.




Posted by Linko_16

Too late, DA.

I fapped to it.

It was hot.




Posted by ExoXile

I've got a cold. :(




Posted by Ant

I blame Television Licensing.




Posted by ExoXile

I don't pay it.




Posted by mis0

I ride my television like a wild mustang now that I gots mah TV License! My TV is a 42" Plasma that's loaded with less than a 2k on the clock. That sleek sucker does 0-62 in in a blistering 2.5 seconds*

*if in Bugatti Veyron. And it's never in a Veyron. Ever.




Posted by Lord of Spam

my tv has done 0-60 in about... uh, 9ish? i remember i did a hard(ish) launch while moving into school last year.