antmanmadness: What a world we live in
antmanmadness: moonpies
antmanmadness: cans without labels
sunaipakun: >_>
sunaipakun: had one of those today
sunaipakun: turned out to be olives
antmanmadness: You opened it?!
antmanmadness: YOU FOOL
sunaipakun: >_> had OLIVES on the bottomn
antmanmadness: oh, ****
antmanmadness: now if it was completely label-less, THEN I would have kept it and named it mystery can
antmanmadness: actually, I may do that now
antmanmadness: find something that no one would ever guess, and let people guess for 25 cents, and if they get it right, then I'll give them 5 bux
sunaipakun: stand on the street corner
antmanmadness: found something
sunaipakun: mystery can?
antmanmadness: I don't think anyone will miss it, considering it was "best by dec 04"
sunaipakun: lmao
sunaipakun: a mystery can would make a good room decoraction
sunaipakun: -c
antmanmadness: You can bet your hot *** on that
antmanmadness: now to hide the label, and label the can mystery can
antmanmadness: Father guessed partically correct
antmanmadness: however, he was missing the main part
sunaipakun: I think I will try a guess
antmanmadness: you can send me a quarter via paypal
sunaipakun: for fun, faggot
antmanmadness: mystery can = serious business
sunaipakun: debit card = not activated
antmanmadness: alright, guess
sunaipakun: chicken noodle soup
antmanmadness: nay
sunaipakun: curses
sunaipakun: spaghetti and meatballs
antmanmadness: It's something you probably have in your own cupboard, but wouldn't expect in a can
antmanmadness: anyways, no
sunaipakun: ...hmmmm
sunaipakun: tomatos?
antmanmadness: nay, although an ingredient of it IS tomato paste
sunaipakun: spaghetti sauce
antmanmadness: no
sunaipakun: vegetable soup
antmanmadness: noooooo
sunaipakun: I give up :<
antmanmadness: and now you will live a life of never knowing the contents of the can
sunaipakun: christ strike me now
So there you have the mystery can origins. Now, there really is a can in my room now marked "MYSTERY CAN!" and if you are able to say what's inside it, you will win...my admiration. I expect a couple thousand guesses now, so don't let me down, and don't be afraid of saying whatever comes to mind. Let the games begin!
P.S. Pix of said can will come later.
Seeing as it's label is "Mystery Can" I shall guess it contains a mystery or multiple mysterys. Hence the label.
No sorry. This isn't some hypothetical bullsh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t. Let me give you a hint though, you can eat it. Although it sat in my cupboard for about 3 years and I never felt like it. But if you were REALLY hungry, you would.
Cornbeef hash
Ah, nice try. There is sadly a large amount of it in our cupboard, but alas, tis not the mystery contents.
And it contains tomatoes... but not normally canned. Hm, I'll have to check my cupboards tomorrow. Might even venture over the supermarket.
...Just to get your admiration.
lasagna
Ketchup.
dead babies in tomato paste
Some sort of canned noodle, like Chef Boy ARRRRR DEEEEE
It's fukken ketchup. It's something with tomatoes, that's typically not canned, but is sometimes canned. Our school cafeteria had some canned ketchup, I think...
not like I'd ever eat that **** though.
I bet it's canned ketchup. That seems to fit the description.
I want to say that you're all close, but still, not quite the key word I'm looking for.
Also, I'm glad you agree with me miso on the seriousness of the mystery can.
Prince Albert.
CANNED ROMA TOMATOES
Wait, that is a type of tomato, isn't it? :/
Butter. It's the only thing you'd be proud of holding.
tomato paste
Tomato Butter.
Lobster Oil.
[/ridiculousguess]
Ham-cube ice cream.
Tomato Ketchup
Spaghetti Sauce Without Meat
Tomato Sauce
Tomato-Vegetable Juice Blend
Tomato Juice
Chile Salsa
Salsa
Tomato Powder
Dehydrated Tomato Powder
Dehydrated Tomato Granules
Whole Peeled Tomato
Canned Tomato Paste
Tomato Punnet
Sardine In Tomato
Shiitake/Nameko/Suillus Granulatus in Tomato Paste
Canned Tomato Paste
Diced Tomatoes
Those are everything I could find in local stores. It has to be one of those.
Tomato is AN ingredient in it, but not the main one.
Even more of a hint is that it DOES have Chili in it. But still, it's not the main component of the dish.
... you ****ing wasted two hours of my life.
You got that wrong, you wasted one minute of my life having to read that post full of wrong answers. Stop being a stupid baby and start guessing again. Seriously, look through your cupboard and it'll probably be there, and you wouldn't expect it in a can. I sure as hell didn't.
Chilli Con Carne in a Can?
Chilli Beans in Tomato Sauce?
...you sicken me.
JUST TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE MOTHERFUC[color=#FFFFFF]KING CAN, MOTHERF[/COLOR]UCKER.
Pumpkin Pie Cream.
DOES THAT HAVE CHILIES AND TOMATOES IN IT, IDIOT?
Yes.
no. are you guys even trying anymore...? just...wow.
BRB, looking in pantry.
I tried more than enough and came up with nothing :(
Rice and Beans
GRILLED CHEESE
Rice and beans is a big no, but I like the cut of your jib.
Chili Macaroni&Cheese.
... are you ****ing kidding me? I'm so ****ed right now.
:-D
:mad:
Who the @#$% puts chili in macaroni in cheese?
Seriously.
Who the **** cans macaroni and cheese?
Canadians?
Or Americans, because we're lazy like that.
Ohhh, as in CHILI CHILI... I was thinking of come diced red chillies or something as an ingrediant were in it so I said BBQ.
And I put Chili in M&C. It's hella good. And don't even question who cans Mac&Cheese. Canning a combination of spagetti and Cheerios and putting a picture of a chef on the front as if it's some delicacy seems a little more outlandish to me.
I opened this thread already knowing what it was, and I was thinking "last page...wonder if he's told em yet?"
I laughed a fair amount to see at the top of the page "Who the @#$% puts chili in macaroni in cheese?"
Glad to know I amuse you.
[spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]
You do
Chili Macaroni and Cheese is fancy talk for Canned Niggr. I win.
You'll never put me in the cooler, batman! Today, Gotham City, Tomorrow, the World.
huh, i think im going to go make that right now. ive got chili and ive got ma and cheese.
if it doesnt taste good, im going to be ****ed.
In before enraged LoS
In after
ZA WARUDO
stupid fukken mystery cans. gay, etc
it was actually good. REALLY good. im going to be making it far more often.
pix or it didn't happen
MYSTERY CAN BIGGEST LETDOWN '06
pix showing ant eating said can contents.
I will make it my avatar if said pix are provided.
I will print it out and put it on my wall.
... it's ****ing canned. That **** never goes bad unless the can is damaged. Come on, for me? Please?
Fukken...no.
Oh come on, you stupid baby. Just do it.
Derick, when Ant is sleeping, open that ****ing can and shove its contents down his throat. Make sure to take a picture of it.
Dude a couple weeks ago I ate some chicken noodle soup that went bad a few years ago. I actually wasn't going to, like you, but my dad basically called me a pussy.
PUSSY
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/DONOTWANTdog.jpg[/IMG]
Mail it to me and I'll eat it. Pix and all.
Fine, if you're too much of a pussy, let a real man do it. Mail it to Sapphire and let him show you how it's done.
Why don't I mail it to you bigman!?
Because I want it?
I was speaking to Vampiro aka bigman.
dur that's why he said he wanted it. As in, why would you mail it to him when I, Sapphire, want it?
Also, **** that ****. I'm not eating a two year old can of macaroni and cheese. Not only is it old as hell, the cheese alone would probably make me sick. Assuming it's even real cheese.
next time i make it i'll take pix.
Shut up, ******. I want Ant eating old food. Not fivehead eating some ****ty macaroni dish.
You know what makes a really good combo? Chili, cheese, and rice. Highly recommended.
eating it again tonight, but wont post pix since vamp got all snippy
i should give you a taste of the back of me hand.
**** dude, is it really that good?
shut up, aids
/r/ pix of Vamp doing stuff to Ant's corpse.
LoS*
oh shi- THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT ANT REFUSING TO TAKE PIX OF HIM EATING THAT STUFF. :(
... Kill Ant anyways.
k lol
Wait until I get the can though. Oh god, I want it so bad.
**** you.
He'll kill you.
He's probably already done it.
BLOOD.............. EVERYWHERE
Not behind my ea- oh, wait, never mind.
from now on im going to start physically removing the aids from these boards, in memory of all the nigras that gave their lives trying to end it.
Pools closed forever, /b/rothers. Rest in peace.
*Moment of silence*
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
*Awkward silence*
*Sudden roar of laughter*
*** help me, i just realized what i used there...
*self flagellation*
****IT
GENTLEMEN! MY [COLOR="black"]A[/COLOR]SS HAS FINALLY EATEN MY HAND!
AND IT HUNGERS...
FOR MORE!
mm, i'd love to have my hand eaten by your ***
*inverts into a small a[COLOR="black"]s[/COLOR]s ball*
MY NAME IIIIIIS
SHAKE-ZULA THE MIKE RULA
YOU WAN A TRIP? I'LL TAKE IT TO YA!
FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP ROCKIN LIKE A COP
MEATWAD YOU'RE UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK KNOCK!
MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY, SEE
MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS, SHE
DRIVIN IN MAH CAR, LIVIN LIKE A STAR
WITH ICE ON MAH FINGERS AND MY TOES AND I'M A TAURUS
CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEAM
MAKE THE HOMIES SAY HO AND THE GIRLES WANNA SCREAM
CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEAM
MAKE THE HOMIES SAY HO AND THE GIRLES WANNA SCREAM
AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE
number one in da hood, G
I've never seen a full episode of that show, and it's only, what, 15 minutes long?
wow, i failed pretty hard. i always thought it was "ice on my fingers on my toes and on my toys". i bet the next time i watch it ill hear "and im a tuarus" and punch myself in the face for being so ******* stupid
Shake rules all.
Because he's just like me.
Neat!
almost all of the websites quote is as the taurus way, so iwent with that
but then again, internets=/=truth
[COLOR="Red"]CENSORED FOR YOUR SAFETY[/COLOR] thinks it's taurus. Therefore it is automatically the toys one.