MYSTERY CAN!!!!!!!




Posted by Ant

antmanmadness: What a world we live in
antmanmadness: moonpies
antmanmadness: cans without labels
sunaipakun: >_>
sunaipakun: had one of those today
sunaipakun: turned out to be olives
antmanmadness: You opened it?!
antmanmadness: YOU FOOL
sunaipakun: >_> had OLIVES on the bottomn
antmanmadness: oh, ****
antmanmadness: now if it was completely label-less, THEN I would have kept it and named it mystery can
antmanmadness: actually, I may do that now
antmanmadness: find something that no one would ever guess, and let people guess for 25 cents, and if they get it right, then I'll give them 5 bux
sunaipakun: stand on the street corner
antmanmadness: found something
sunaipakun: mystery can?
antmanmadness: I don't think anyone will miss it, considering it was "best by dec 04"
sunaipakun: lmao
sunaipakun: a mystery can would make a good room decoraction
sunaipakun: -c
antmanmadness: You can bet your hot *** on that
antmanmadness: now to hide the label, and label the can mystery can
antmanmadness: Father guessed partically correct
antmanmadness: however, he was missing the main part
sunaipakun: I think I will try a guess
antmanmadness: you can send me a quarter via paypal
sunaipakun: for fun, faggot
antmanmadness: mystery can = serious business
sunaipakun: debit card = not activated
antmanmadness: alright, guess
sunaipakun: chicken noodle soup
antmanmadness: nay
sunaipakun: curses
sunaipakun: spaghetti and meatballs
antmanmadness: It's something you probably have in your own cupboard, but wouldn't expect in a can
antmanmadness: anyways, no
sunaipakun: ...hmmmm
sunaipakun: tomatos?
antmanmadness: nay, although an ingredient of it IS tomato paste
sunaipakun: spaghetti sauce
antmanmadness: no
sunaipakun: vegetable soup
antmanmadness: noooooo
sunaipakun: I give up :<
antmanmadness: and now you will live a life of never knowing the contents of the can
sunaipakun: christ strike me now

So there you have the mystery can origins. Now, there really is a can in my room now marked "MYSTERY CAN!" and if you are able to say what's inside it, you will win...my admiration. I expect a couple thousand guesses now, so don't let me down, and don't be afraid of saying whatever comes to mind. Let the games begin!

P.S. Pix of said can will come later.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seeing as it's label is "Mystery Can" I shall guess it contains a mystery or multiple mysterys. Hence the label.




Posted by Ant

No sorry. This isn't some hypothetical bullsh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t. Let me give you a hint though, you can eat it. Although it sat in my cupboard for about 3 years and I never felt like it. But if you were REALLY hungry, you would.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Cornbeef hash




Posted by Ant

Ah, nice try. There is sadly a large amount of it in our cupboard, but alas, tis not the mystery contents.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

And it contains tomatoes... but not normally canned. Hm, I'll have to check my cupboards tomorrow. Might even venture over the supermarket.

...Just to get your admiration.




Posted by Lord of Spam

lasagna




Posted by mis0

Ketchup.




Posted by Lord of Spam

dead babies in tomato paste




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Some sort of canned noodle, like Chef Boy ARRRRR DEEEEE




Posted by mis0

It's fukken ketchup. It's something with tomatoes, that's typically not canned, but is sometimes canned. Our school cafeteria had some canned ketchup, I think...

not like I'd ever eat that **** though.




Posted by Slade

I bet it's canned ketchup. That seems to fit the description.


Quoted post: Some sort of canned noodle, like Chef Boy ARRRRR DEEEEE

I could really go for some of that right now. mmmm beef ravioli

Too bad it always tastes ten times worse than I remember every time I eat it.
SPAGHETTIOS



Posted by Ant

I want to say that you're all close, but still, not quite the key word I'm looking for.




Posted by Ant

Also, I'm glad you agree with me miso on the seriousness of the mystery can.




Posted by Linko_16

Prince Albert.




Posted by Slade

CANNED ROMA TOMATOES


Wait, that is a type of tomato, isn't it? :/


Quoted post: Also, I'm glad you agree with me miso on the seriousness of the mystery can.

I'm not going to eat or sleep until I know what's in that can.



Posted by The Judge

Butter. It's the only thing you'd be proud of holding.




Posted by Stalolin

tomato paste




Posted by The Judge

Tomato Butter.

Lobster Oil.




Posted by Zeta

[/ridiculousguess]




Posted by The Judge

Ham-cube ice cream.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Tomato Ketchup
Spaghetti Sauce Without Meat
Tomato Sauce
Tomato-Vegetable Juice Blend
Tomato Juice
Chile Salsa
Salsa
Tomato Powder
Dehydrated Tomato Powder
Dehydrated Tomato Granules
Whole Peeled Tomato
Canned Tomato Paste
Tomato Punnet
Sardine In Tomato
Shiitake/Nameko/Suillus Granulatus in Tomato Paste
Canned Tomato Paste
Diced Tomatoes


Those are everything I could find in local stores. It has to be one of those.




Posted by Ant

Tomato is AN ingredient in it, but not the main one.

Even more of a hint is that it DOES have Chili in it. But still, it's not the main component of the dish.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... you ****ing wasted two hours of my life.




Posted by Ant

You got that wrong, you wasted one minute of my life having to read that post full of wrong answers. Stop being a stupid baby and start guessing again. Seriously, look through your cupboard and it'll probably be there, and you wouldn't expect it in a can. I sure as hell didn't.




Posted by Kit

Chilli Con Carne in a Can?
Chilli Beans in Tomato Sauce?




Posted by Ant

...you sicken me.




Posted by mis0

JUST TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE MOTHERFUC[color=#FFFFFF]KING CAN, MOTHERF[/COLOR]UCKER.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Pumpkin Pie Cream.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DOES THAT HAVE CHILIES AND TOMATOES IN IT, IDIOT?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Yes.




Posted by Ant

no. are you guys even trying anymore...? just...wow.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

BRB, looking in pantry.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I tried more than enough and came up with nothing :(




Posted by Sterling

Rice and Beans
GRILLED CHEESE




Posted by Ant

Rice and beans is a big no, but I like the cut of your jib.




Posted by Ant

Chili Macaroni&Cheese.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... are you ****ing kidding me? I'm so ****ed right now.




Posted by Ant

:-D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

:mad:




Posted by Linko_16

Who the @#$% puts chili in macaroni in cheese?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seriously.


Who the **** cans macaroni and cheese?




Posted by Stalolin

Canadians?

Or Americans, because we're lazy like that.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Ohhh, as in CHILI CHILI... I was thinking of come diced red chillies or something as an ingrediant were in it so I said BBQ.

And I put Chili in M&C. It's hella good. And don't even question who cans Mac&Cheese. Canning a combination of spagetti and Cheerios and putting a picture of a chef on the front as if it's some delicacy seems a little more outlandish to me.




Posted by The Judge

I opened this thread already knowing what it was, and I was thinking "last page...wonder if he's told em yet?"

I laughed a fair amount to see at the top of the page "Who the @#$% puts chili in macaroni in cheese?"




Posted by Linko_16

Glad to know I amuse you.

[spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]




Posted by The Judge

You do




Posted by Zeta

Chili Macaroni and Cheese is fancy talk for Canned Niggr. I win.




Posted by The Judge

You'll never put me in the cooler, batman! Today, Gotham City, Tomorrow, the World.




Posted by Lord of Spam

huh, i think im going to go make that right now. ive got chili and ive got ma and cheese.

if it doesnt taste good, im going to be ****ed.




Posted by Zeta

In before enraged LoS




Posted by The Judge

In after




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ZA WARUDO




Posted by mis0

stupid fukken mystery cans. gay, etc




Posted by Lord of Spam

it was actually good. REALLY good. im going to be making it far more often.




Posted by Zeta

pix or it didn't happen




Posted by Slade

MYSTERY CAN BIGGEST LETDOWN '06




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pix showing ant eating said can contents.

I will make it my avatar if said pix are provided.




Posted by Slade

I will print it out and put it on my wall.




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Lord of Spam: it was actually good. REALLY good. im going to be making it far more often.

Told you it was good.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: pix showing ant eating said can contents.

I will make it my avatar if said pix are provided.


Dood, that **** went bad in 04. almost THREE years ago. The thought of even doing so made me gag a bit.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... it's ****ing canned. That **** never goes bad unless the can is damaged. Come on, for me? Please?




Posted by Ant

Fukken...no.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh come on, you stupid baby. Just do it.


Derick, when Ant is sleeping, open that ****ing can and shove its contents down his throat. Make sure to take a picture of it.




Posted by Slade

Dude a couple weeks ago I ate some chicken noodle soup that went bad a few years ago. I actually wasn't going to, like you, but my dad basically called me a pussy.


PUSSY




Posted by Ant

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/DONOTWANTdog.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Mail it to me and I'll eat it. Pix and all.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fine, if you're too much of a pussy, let a real man do it. Mail it to Sapphire and let him show you how it's done.




Posted by Ant

Why don't I mail it to you bigman!?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Because I want it?




Posted by Ant

I was speaking to Vampiro aka bigman.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dur that's why he said he wanted it. As in, why would you mail it to him when I, Sapphire, want it?

Also, **** that ****. I'm not eating a two year old can of macaroni and cheese. Not only is it old as hell, the cheese alone would probably make me sick. Assuming it's even real cheese.




Posted by Lord of Spam

next time i make it i'll take pix.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Shut up, ******. I want Ant eating old food. Not fivehead eating some ****ty macaroni dish.




Posted by Ant

You know what makes a really good combo? Chili, cheese, and rice. Highly recommended.




Posted by Lord of Spam

eating it again tonight, but wont post pix since vamp got all snippy

i should give you a taste of the back of me hand.




Posted by Ant

**** dude, is it really that good?




Posted by Zeta

shut up, aids




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: eating it again tonight, but wont post pix since vamp got all snippy

i should give you a taste of the back of me hand.


You know what? **** you. I'll kill you.



Posted by Zeta

/r/ pix of Vamp doing stuff to Ant's corpse.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LoS*




Posted by Zeta

oh shi- THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT ANT REFUSING TO TAKE PIX OF HIM EATING THAT STUFF. :(

... Kill Ant anyways.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k lol




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Wait until I get the can though. Oh god, I want it so bad.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: You know what? **** you. I'll kill you.


Wow, way to not make the obvious S&M joke, *******.

I'm not mad, I'm just dissapointed.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** you.




Posted by Linko_16

He'll kill you.




Posted by Zeta

He's probably already done it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

BLOOD.............. EVERYWHERE




Posted by Linko_16

Not behind my ea- oh, wait, never mind.




Posted by Lord of Spam

from now on im going to start physically removing the aids from these boards, in memory of all the nigras that gave their lives trying to end it.

Pools closed forever, /b/rothers. Rest in peace.




Posted by Zeta

*Moment of silence*




Posted by Lord of Spam

*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*




Posted by Zeta

*Awkward silence*




Posted by Zeta

*Sudden roar of laughter*




Posted by Lord of Spam

*** help me, i just realized what i used there...

*self flagellation*

****IT




Posted by The Judge

GENTLEMEN! MY [COLOR="black"]A[/COLOR]SS HAS FINALLY EATEN MY HAND!

AND IT HUNGERS...

FOR MORE!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

mm, i'd love to have my hand eaten by your ***




Posted by The Judge

*inverts into a small a[COLOR="black"]s[/COLOR]s ball*

MY NAME IIIIIIS

SHAKE-ZULA THE MIKE RULA
YOU WAN A TRIP? I'LL TAKE IT TO YA!

FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP ROCKIN LIKE A COP
MEATWAD YOU'RE UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK KNOCK!

MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY, SEE
MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS, SHE
DRIVIN IN MAH CAR, LIVIN LIKE A STAR
WITH ICE ON MAH FINGERS AND MY TOES AND I'M A TAURUS

CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEAM
MAKE THE HOMIES SAY HO AND THE GIRLES WANNA SCREAM
CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEAM
MAKE THE HOMIES SAY HO AND THE GIRLES WANNA SCREAM

AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE
number one in da hood, G




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I've never seen a full episode of that show, and it's only, what, 15 minutes long?




Posted by Lord of Spam

wow, i failed pretty hard. i always thought it was "ice on my fingers on my toes and on my toys". i bet the next time i watch it ill hear "and im a tuarus" and punch myself in the face for being so ******* stupid




Posted by The Judge

Shake rules all.

Because he's just like me.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: wow, i failed pretty hard. i always thought it was "ice on my fingers on my toes and on my toys". i bet the next time i watch it ill hear "and im a tuarus" and punch myself in the face for being so ******* stupid


I'm pretty sure it is supposed to be "on my toys," which makes about a thousand times more sense. The caption is not always right... In the end credits, it interprits it as "dance, finger puppets," when it's actually a clip from the first episode when Shake says "dancing is forbidden."



Posted by The Judge

Neat!




Posted by Lord of Spam

almost all of the websites quote is as the taurus way, so iwent with that

but then again, internets=/=truth




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Kiyoshi: [COLOR="Red"]CENSORED FOR YOUR SAFETY[/COLOR]


It's long and drawn out. Comes out, like, "taaahs..."

Like I said, what's the point of him saying he's a taurus? That's not something a "gangsta" would boast about. Makes more sense to say there's "ice" on his fingers, toes, and on his toys, which is both applicable to an actual gangsta who'd call his car or gun or whatever his "toys," and to Meatwad, who plays with actual toys.




Posted by Zeta

[COLOR="Red"]CENSORED FOR YOUR SAFETY[/COLOR] thinks it's taurus. Therefore it is automatically the toys one.