So, here we talk about what we always do on turkey day
I tend to try to get the hell away from my family as soon as i can. the whole thing always turns into people *****ing at each other, and im just not down with dealing with their ****. Plus, my grandmothers a ****ty cook.
So what will I be doing instead you ask? I'll be getting ****ed up with friends, and we'll be filming ourselves doing stupid things most likely. Since all my old friends (from like elementary school and stuff) are back in town, we always make a point to get together and act stupid. Last year I drank so much that I woke up on the floor of a bedroom i dont remember going to, and found myself playing a game of crossfire, while yelling the themesong. This year, we're going to try to get as much weed as we all can muster and just smoke ourselves stupid. theres a strong possibility of there being cameras there, so I might have some funny pictures to post. I'll be heading over after work on friday (black friday, day after thanksgiving sales, ant probably knows whats up) and getting my herb on.
Anyone else want to share?
I go back in time and celebrate it in October.
Me and my friends go out and have turkey sandwiches and get fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]ed up at a fire in the woods.
Sit around playing DS and ignoring the family.
I visit my family, sometimes here or sometimes in Chicago. I try to find some things I'll actually eat (Thanksgiving tends to be less-than-palletable for me) and I also try to find a place where I can avoid the football game(s). Usually not my favourite day of the year.
But the day I really hate is the day after Thansgiving. The shopping insanity is frankly disgusting and cheapens any possible meaning, religious or otherwise, the season can have.
I go to my brother's house, eat, talk, etc. Then to the beach.
I go over pit's house and eat his lasagna.
Sweden ain't got thanksgiving!
So I just do what I usually do, sleep talk work.
Exoxile's job is a quality control officer at a cat manufacturing plant outside of Stockholm. His only criteria is to make sure that CATS HAVE EYES.
See the family, eat some really ****ing good food, and then go home and chill with my friends, trying to forget I ever saw my family.
normal day, somewhat special dinner, back to normal activities.
Gobble wildly every time my mother sticks a fork or knife into the turkey.
I'm with a new group of people. People I've never spent Thanksgiving with. And we have a bunch of friends coming over and we're just going to enjoy each other. It will be great.
the things I drew last night while high were ****ing weird as all hell. Unfortunately, I left them at the guys house, and hes gone back to FSU now, so i cant really go to his house and say to his mom "hey can i rummage through his room to find hte pictures i drew last night while high?" so it'll be a few weeks before i can get them.:/
that was some good lasagna
I only ate one plateful of food. I think it was because I was so tired. :(
That was the least I've ever eaten during Thanksgiving by far.
I wish the fellow humanoids I live with would get turkey instead of Ham :/ Always with the ham.
What more do you expect from simple humanoids?
I expect less actually.
the only good forms of turkey are turkey sandwiches, and those badass bbq turkey leg things you get at like renfests.
And turkey jerky
no. just no.
now let us never speak of this again
**** you. Seriously. Jerky is the ****, son.
Jerky made of reasonable animals (beef, buffalo, gator, pork, etc) are all made of win and awesomeness. It is my experiance that all bird based jerkies suck, though.
Excuse me, did you say gator jerky? I know Floridians are weird, but, come on. Gators probably taste like shit because they basically are shit. All they do is get in your swimming pool and bite your leg off, which is a rather shitty thing to do if you ask me.
Best "auto-translate" ever from FFXI:
During my brief time in Florida, I had Gator. It's fu[COLOR="black"]c[/COLOR]king good. Like, really good.
I guess the pure concentrated evil makes for a savoury meat?
No, humans taste disgusting.
You can get human flesh flavoured tofu.
Though it's easier and cheaper just to carve out a little skin from your own arm.
You are what you eat.
Well that's just boring.
Clearly, you eat a whole lot of morons.
oh snap, **** you.
Clearly, Linko eats a whole lot of dicks
Yeah.
Big, long, hard ones.
on female frames
Thank you.
As I was browsing around, I noticed that lots of really hot chicks have dicks pasted on them. It's almost enough to make me wish I liked futa...
Or just, like, wish they didn't have dicks.
Maybe you should stop being a stupid baby and revel in the cock that is futa?
no u
nah, thanks tho
LAST TIME I CHECKED, THIS THREAD WASN'T "post liek exo CATS HAVE EYES" OR ANYTHING. SO STOP, FAGGOTS.
Huh?
... I don't recall him ever saying that. And "tho" is no different than "idk" or whatever else.
oh, rly? okay vexoxile. :)
k
Take it as a compliment, Vamp. :)
Tho, probably not. :(
haha wow
remove piercings+implants=fap fap fap?
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Remove the me having boobs part and the linko part and it's already in there basically.
Wait, that's brilliant. I've got the ending. Deus ex machina style. IT WAS ALL LINKO'S DREAM
way to spoil it.
oh shi
I really want to read this story.
Who doesn't?
Dickgirl Iris? My dream indeed.
Just get that faggot with the boob job out of there.
**** you, it's my story. I'll do as I please.