...when you wipe your bum? Come on, be honest.
Stand.
I don't wipe...
[spoiler]Stand[/spoiler]
I wipe my *** while doing backflips. Makes it more fun.
Oh man, that's one of the best mental images ever.
Well, first I put one foot over my head...
Nah, I do this squat thing. Idk, is that standing?
Who wipes?
How on earth do you manage to wipe when you're still sitting down? You'd have to reach inside the toilet.
Sitting. Too lazy to stand. And even then it's a half assed wipe. And I go outstide, so I use leaves... well, sort of. It's the pine tree "leaves".
So squat/sit I guess.
Too lazy to practice basic hygiene... definitely sounds like today's generation.
what kind of nutjob stands?!
Seems weird to do it standing up...I never even considered the idea of doing so. Sitting, just lift up my right cheek and wipe away.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I prefere sitting down. More comfortable :)[/COLOR]
Bebop sure has some interesting fetishes...
I stand up. I can't stand squatting down to wipe. I dunno why.
Semi-stand. Squatting more like. The odd times I'll fully stand. I always squat right over the seat when I have the runs though. Gotta be cautious kids!
I stand, son.
I still can't understand why you would stand.
I sit down like a normal human being.
Jesus wipes standing up, and so should you.
my bum wipes his *** on the ground like the good little pet hobo he is
I sit down. LOL...
Crazy standing *** wipers...
#650!
Oh, you expect me to say "touché" or sometthing here, don't you? You need to quite literally read between the lines in that post, you freakin' moron. it wasn't at all serious, and I don't think anyone took it that way. And idiots who were gonna should have read the spoiler.
I'll put it in a way that you should understand: You're a bloody sodding chav who needs to piss off. Do proceed to a town filled with ghastly Northerners who will deeply plunge a shank into your scrawny, pasty chest. We needn't any 12 year old scat queens on this board, so, as directed previously, sod off, you stupid git. And, as a note of interest: tea, with crumpets. How lovely is that?
I didnt read the first bit or really anything else for that matter. I was more interested in the "You're a bloody sodding chav who needs to **** off" paragraph. It made me lol. It was so offesnsive. No seriously it was. No, seriously. Seriously. Also the last time I heard "sod off" was probably 4 years ago. And they were probably retarded too. Congrats on being topicl. BTW I'm stealing scat queen.
You guys fight like an old married couple.
As for the poll, stand. Why the hell would anyone sit while doing it?
Because you sit to take a poo in the first place.
That response really isnt linked with what I said. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm starting to question whether you have a mental problem and if its ok for me to exploit that.
Dude, I'm not even trying anymore. You're so stupid that it doesn't even get a smirk out of me. Typing any sort of dignified response has become such a labourious undertaking because you always just brush it off anyway. It's more fun just to be obnoxious and act like, well, you.
edit: And you can just shut the fuck up about quality posts. I mean, look at what you said earlier today:
[quote=Bebop]Do you know what would be funny? If Mixoxwny got raped and committed suicied. I would laugh till the cows came home.*
*The cows never come home
Yeah, that's so intelligent. Well, it's as intelligent as a British person who is infatuated with how people wipe their asses.
HOW DO YOU TWO MANAGE TO ARGUE ABOUT F[COLOR=LIGHTGREEN]U[/COLOR]CKING EVERYTHING AND ALWAYS MANAGE TO COME OFF LIKE A PAIR OF TWATS? YOU'RE BOTH AS IGNORANT AND F[COLOR=LIGHTGREEN]U[/COLOR]CKING MORONIC AS EACHOTHER, JESUS CHRIST.
Well, yeah. It's what we do, of course!
i sit up.
PIME TARADOX
So I tried doing it standing up. I don't see the appeal. Seems like I'm whipping a baby's [COLOR="Lime"]a[/COLOR]ss, yet it's my own. Now THAT'S a pime taradox.
Quite the big baby.
yeah, soft-ball, down the line.