Ok I'm currently suspended from work until Tuesday ,when I have a hearing for sexual harrasment charges. Let me tell you why.
Ok. So my boss is currently employing another waiter from a Friendly's the next town over to sort of play catch-up, since two waitresses quit in the past month. The borrowed waiters name is Sam. Now, Sam was talking to another one of the waiters, Mike, who is obese and ambiguously gay
Sam starts talking about this girl Jodi that he wants to penetrate but is in trouble because he forgot her number and they were going to go to a party that night. Mike goes " I know her number. You want it?" Sam takes the number and starts text messaging the number.
This morning Mike told me that he gave HIS number to Sam. He told me that Sam sent really weird messages that night like "Hey, let's [SIZE="2"]****.[/SIZE]" and one of the messages was a picture of Sam in the Friendly's bathroom holding his cock in his hands.
I was disgusted.
Mike said, "Don't tell him absolutly ANYTHING." I wouldn't because, frankly, I don't care.
Sam found out it was Mike's number because Jodi called him and Sam said " Why didn't you respond or pick up last night?" Jodi told him that the number givin was not her number. So Sam went into the office and looked at the phone number sheet. Sure enough, Mike's number on the sheet matched the number Mike gave Sam.
Sam threatned to punch that "faggot" in the face. And Mike got scared and called the manager and told him that I told Sam all this nonsense, when I absolutly didn't. I didn't say a fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]king word and now I have these charges placed on me. I think it's bull****. What do you think?
Absolute bull****. There's no proof except for one guys word against another. You can't be charged.
What a fag.
This is total crap.
Give me both Sam and Mikes numbers. I'll talk **** to them. And call Mike a fag and stuff.
I would suggest physical harassment of the fag guy. Well, technically it's assault, but only if people are watching.
assualt=threats
battery= physical contact
NOW YOU KNOW
o rite.
so batteries are more than just for sex toys now i guess
Pretty much. Grab a pack of AAs and whip them at random passer-byers. That **** hurts like a ***** apparently.
The first thing I thought of when miso mentioned batteries and sex toys was that little boy who got a battery shoved up his *** and then was beaten to death and left on some train tracks.
... what?
He's talking about a couple of 12 year old boys that kidnapped a little boy in a mall or something. They pretty much beat him nonstop, sexually abused him, shoved batteries up his ***, and put him on train tracks to die.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bulger
that's really ****ed up. And it also explains why kids do Columbine ****. If the bullies are gonna shove batteries in your ***, I think you might want to shoot them in the face.
Also, batteries in *** was fake.
I read the article. It turns out they didn't put the batteries in his behind, but in his mouth.
edit: yeah k
Ah. Yeah, I looked at the Wiki thing too.
Still, what an awful end to a young life.
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that. Good stuff. Really showed him who's boss.
That royally sucks. I hope it all goes well for you.
So you didn't even get a chance to tell your manager what was going on? Eh, look on the bright side of things! You get some time off :-D
Well I went in today and I get to keep my job. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your ****ty, terrible job.
money is money, man.