I am truly a man




Posted by Linko_16

My mom made me a lunch for school today and stuck it in the car for when she dropped me off (I have a zero hour, so I go earlier than my brother, who drives the car), but she didn't know it was a short day and we didn't have a lunch. I figured I'd eat it when I got home, but she left in the car and I had to make lunch for myself.

I'm having a tortilla roll-up of peanut butter and goldfish crackers.




Posted by The Judge

I made myself a cup-noodle.

Unf.




Posted by Boner

I had a jam sandwich. They're simple to make. Take two pieces of bread and jam them togeather. Sometimes I'll splurge and do 3 slices at once.




Posted by Iris

I made grilled chicken and vegetables yesterday.

You bachelors need to learn how to cook or get married.




Posted by The Judge

I'm going to go with the latter. It seems like less effort.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Iris: I made grilled chicken and vegetables yesterday.


You don't count. You have a vagina.

Though, at the time I made it, I was watching "i am sam"... by choice. So.




Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: I'm going to go with the latter. It seems like less effort.

Getting married is a pain in the ***.



Posted by The Judge

Not if you put nothing into it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I cooked myself some quesadilla today. **** was good, watched stargate and smoked a hookah with it.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Oh my... LoS wins as I'm eating a Quesadillia while eating Stargate (movie) right now (as in, while I read that).

Fukken epic.




Posted by Lord of Spam

well, i was watching the show, but the movie is pretty good win in and of itself.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Atlantis or normal?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I made smoked salmon today for dinner, with BBQ'd shrimp and pasta. Luckily it was a mild day.

Yeah, I'm a pretty awesome cook :cool:




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I cook for a living. I'll be raped three ways from a whisker dish if I feel like doing it when I get home.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I bet you'd enjoy that.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Well I.... it's just.... no I..... but...... fuk u




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

YOU WISH




Posted by Sapphire Rose

NO U




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah :(




Posted by sniper

Today was "associate appreciation day" at Walmart, meaning we still get *****ed at with the same frequency, but get free burgers for lunch. Otherwise I probably would have gone to Jack in the Box and gorged on tacos.




Posted by Dexter

Your tricks might work on the weak-minded, Linko, but they won't work on me! DRAGOOOOON SLASH!!!!!! :link2:




Posted by Ant

BUST...WOLF!




Posted by Dexter

Ferocious Ant! I've been told that your colony recently earned the title of superorganism by appearing to work as a single entity! No matter. You're an impudent fool, flunky. You've yet to learn about my dazzling technique which forces only those who intend to harm me to destroy themselves! The only species of ants who can possibly slay me are the Vombisidris humboldticola!

Prepare to be fooled by my decoy butterflies! :link2:




Posted by Ant

Hey! Come on come on!




Posted by Linko_16

Let's fight, Terry!

Spin Fall!




Posted by Lord of Spam

It was normal Stargate. I'm watching the entire series from the begining.




Posted by mis0

I ought to brush up on my cooking skills, 'cause right now I'm not much better than Linko.




Posted by Ant

KICK BACK!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FIRE WHEEL




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Lord of Spam: It was normal Stargate. I'm watching the entire series from the begining.

There are times, Matt, where I just can't rep you enough. :(



Posted by Shade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: FIRE WHEEL


You're no ninja



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Sapphire Rose: There are times, Matt, where I just can't rep you enough. :(


Where do you live? If its between here and new york, i'll stop by and you can make it up to me with passionate sex.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Or between New York and here.




Posted by Lord of Spam

No. You're coming to new york, and we'll all gather there. i refuse to set foot anywhere that you can buy milk in a bag.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You're an idiot. I'll go to New York, but no further unless it's **** worth it.

Also, bags > cartons. yay economy!




Posted by Shade

How the hell do you put milk in a bag?

The mind reels.




Posted by Ant

Well, putting it in seems easy. The hard part would be pouring it




Posted by ASUKA

Pouring it's pretty easy. Just cut a corner of the bag.




Posted by Echo

Last night I had an un-cooked package of ramen noodles with the little spice packet poured on top. I didn't have anything to cook them in and they weren't the kind in the cup. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: You're an idiot. I'll go to New York, but no further unless it's **** worth it.

Also, bags > cartons. yay economy!


you know the plan, faggot. you pick her up, we all meet up at queens and get stoned/drunk, except for you, who will be sitting back, emanating the fog of a thousand grim midnight forests.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: How the hell do you put milk in a bag?

The mind reels.


Exact same way you'd put milk in a carton, you dolt.


Quoted post: you know the plan, faggot. you pick her up, we all meet up at queens and get stoned/drunk, except for you, who will be sitting back, emanating the fog of a thousand grim midnight forests.


Oh yeah, I might have to drive someone. Forgot that little detail.



Posted by mis0

Milk.. in a bag? See, that might get you quite soggy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If you're an idiot.




Posted by Lord of Spam

You better pratice that fog ****. I want a grade a mist around the ground.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Shade32: You're no ninja


But Andy Bogard is.



ZAN'EI KEN




Posted by Poison

I made Pollo alla Scarpariello, and then microwaved it.




Posted by Linko_16

Best bachelor meal ever: grate cheese onto tortilla, cut into quarters, fold each quarter over and microwave for one minute. Some might open up, but after they're done, you can fold it over again onto the melted cheese to make it stick.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You better pratice that fog ****. I want a grade a mist around the ground.


*****, I don't need to ****ing practice that ****. It comes naturally. **** you, ******.



Posted by Lord of Spam

i can feel the moonlight and mist coming off of that post. well done.