In it comes...
Out it goes.
Andrew blowing smoke (I own his *** at photography, obviously)
My eyes are gone
...And now you see me again.
is that legal?
Nope. Smoking flavored tobacco out of a Middle-Eastern waterpipe is definitely illegal.
nice, what flavor. I've oly had Strawberry, Jasmine, and Vanilla.
Irish Cream. The place I was at has some exotic flavors (I've also had Caramel Macchiato and Cognac flavors there)
Eww.
I mean, wow
I dunno, man... but I always figured smoking weed and documenting it was pretty lame. Obviously others think otherwise.
"Wow" sums it up.
Can you and Junior Senior please fly out to the same isolated corner of the Nevada desert and nuke yourselves? It's FLAVORED TOBACCO. Do a freaking Google search before making stupid replies.
Woah, calm down there, Skippy. I like how you made a total *** of yourself for no real reason at all. Gratz on that.
It was actually a joke if you could understand the hints I dropped.
I'm sorry if the subtility of my post was too complicated for you to comprehend however perhaps a little more time reading and re-reading someone's post can help you understand and not make yourself to look like an over-reacting head case.
PS, I also liked how your insult was incredibly lame. :)
Btw, don't blame Junior for not understanding the subject heading. I'm sure anyone else would've made the same mistake. ****, that overreaction was actually quite funny.
Man hookahs are awesome. Good thing I've got one sitting on my desk:cool:
I need more coal for it, though. I'm actually planning on getting that and some new flavors today. I've just about gone through all my Strawberry and vanilla. I'm thinking about picking up some grape, or amybe something else if it catches my eye.
If I ever make it out west, you, rupty and I need to go smoke about a pound of this stuff together while playing video games.
Your first picture reminds me of Ben Stiller in Zoolander for some reason. Cool stuff.
I wish you had taken a picture of the hookah... Were you both smoking out of it at the same time, or was it smaller than that?
Ive heard flavoured tobacco is crap.
Also, as queer as it may sound, that top your wearing really isnt nice.
I like your Born to be Bad shirt, my friend wear's that every day. I'm not a big fan of tabacco..Nor have I really studied it in school so. *Shrugs* I have NO clue what you're smoking.
Got more coals. I should post pictures of me smoking in the comfort of my own him just to cheese you off:-D
[quote=Captain Cleanoff]Well, typically, a joke is supposed to be funny, and since you have the monopoly on not being funny, I couldn't tell it was a joke. just because you make failed jokes and are angry that nobody laughs. Why should I have to read your post three times in order to get it? It's supposed to be funny the FIRST time. Come back and try again when you decide not to suck.
Why so angry that you didn't understand a satirical remark? Despite the fact that probably 80% of my posts aren't meant to be funny in the first place I just plain don't understand how you can have a monopoly on not being funny. I know what you meant, and in all honesty it was a pretty bad attempt at sounding intelligent.
I'm angry? I don't recall the use of "skippy" or "buddy" usually being used when someone is angry, do you? You're overblowing this entire situation and you utterly ****ing realize this. All that you're doing now is trying to make it seem as if I did say something insulting to try and save yourself from an even more embarrassing situation. I highly advise you lay this matter to rest. :)
Btw, just some fun little rebuttals should you ever become so bored you would want to read them:
[quote]Why should I have to read your post three times in order to get it? It's supposed to be funny the FIRST time.
Here lies what it commonly referred to as "wit." I'm not saying that I nor the posts I make are witty but I am saying that you obviously lack the proper intelligence to ever recognize wit used in conversations or most jokes, for that matter (save physical ones, of course).
Yes, I am calling you stupid if you couldn't pick up on it after reading it the first time over.
[quote]Stop pretending you're sophisticated
It's called the english language. Some actually enjoy learning new words in regard to this language. I am one of them.
I honestly apologize if you do not understand my diction at times however I can only recommend either returning back to school or [URL="http://www.dictionary.com"]www.dictionary.com[/URL] for an easy "on-the-go" reference!
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Wow... what a way to end a work day, huh? I come home and I spend a good 5-10 minutes writing an insulting essay to someone on the net. Then again, it is 1:47 AM. :)
Edit: Woah, you're in Vista. If I insult you anymore you could track me down and kick my ***. :(
Hey I just noticed... The two people who repped you recently just happened to be JS and myself. And here we are arguing. No love?
Am I the only one who thinks that is absolutely disgusting?
Recap:
CC: Grrrrrrr!
KoH: lol ok didn't mean to offend, be friends kay?
CC: GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YUGI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!! Q@(&%$R FNALKSDN
I'm smoking right now! Pics incoming!
Well, hurry up dammit!
Theres like a little bit of lag between when i click capture, and when it actually captures, so this is the best i could do right now.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/sigs/225320.jpg[/IMG]
and a shot of the actual hookah itself:[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/sigs/hookahget.jpg[/IMG]
its a simple, small little one hose brass deal, but im thinking that after i take car of a few more things, and start to have more free time (like, summerish) im going to upgrade to a nicer, two or maybe three hose deal for parties and whatnot.
There's a ghost escaping from your mouth.
Heh nice... I need to take some pics of Ian puffin' the hookah next time I go with him. And I need to get pics of one of my HUGE smoke clouds - I have giant lungs (record for hit length is 26 seconds)
I've always preferred companions that have better things to do than just sit around and destroy their lungs while impersonating exhaust stacks. And why take pictures of it? Why not, by the same token, post photos of yourself chewing with your mouth open?
Not that I'm knocking it or anything. Or maybe I am.
Jesus Christ, CC. For trying to keep your dignity you're really making far too obvious an effort at trying to "outsmart" me. I didn't read your post nor am I going to seeing as all it'll do is annoy me, most likely and then I'll be forced to reply with an even longer more time wasting post.
To put it bluntly, you're not worth my time. Grow the **** up and get over it.
lmao okay, I know how I said I wouldn't read the post but I read one sentence and just as I suspected it was beyond stupid:
[quote]let alone any of my brainspace.
I wasn't aware that brainspace was required in the attempt to kick someone's ***. Again, just another blatant and poor attempt at sounding intelligent. I'm not the one bull****ting here, you are.
Wow, be like me;
"I don't fancy smoking, really."
Don't shit on everyone else's day just because of it.
NO U
I don't want to be like you. I would end myself if I was.
If your day was shat on because of my post, it's because you just stood there and allowed it to happen. Not my fault. This forum is where I come to be an *******, but honest nonetheless. If you can't deal with that kind of bluntness without crapping your pants, get off the internet.
Hookahs dont appeal to me. I dont smoke anyway, and I dont feel like spending a good few bob on tasting choclate smoke. Give me an ice cold beer anyday.
i never really got into beer. I had a girl keep getting me to try british beers, and each was worse than the last. The only one I liked was some weird one that was based of off honey, or something.
I think by British beer you mean ale. Which is crap. I stick to the good old Budwieser and Fosters. Ive had some nice ales but I prefer the regualr beer rather than the fancy stuff.
[quote=KoH] I didn't read your post nor am I going to seeing as all it'll do is annoy me, most likely and then I'll be forced ...to concede defeat. Nice try there, son, but you aren't fooling anyone. You know you've read my post and chose not to respond, or if you didn't read it now, you're going to read it later as it continues to eat at you. You would have been better off just not responding and letting everybody forget how badly you failed.
[quote=Bebop]I think by British beer you mean ale. Which is crap. I stick to the good old Budwieser and Fosters. Ive had some nice ales but I prefer the regualr beer rather than the fancy stuff.
How dare you. How absolutely dare you.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/Newcastle_brown_ale_f.jpg/180px-Newcastle_brown_ale_f.jpg[/IMG]
Newcastle FTW.
Newkie Brown is one of the better ones, but real men drink Hoegaarden.
It's not even ale, or British.
Rum does not fit into any category of drinkable fluids except its own. The hierarchy is roughly Alcopops Needs more dro. This is so true it hurts. [quote=Captain Cleanoff]...to concede defeat. Nice try there, son, but you aren't fooling anyone. You know you've read my post and chose not to respond, or if you didn't read it now, you're going to read it later as it continues to eat at you. You would have been better off just not responding and letting everybody forget how badly you failed. Hmm, interesting how you don't care and I'm not worth your time, yet you keep replying. Face it kid, this eats at you. And I'm enjoying it grandly. Recap Update:
"Am I the only one who thinks you try so hard to be funny and fail even harder?" That's a flat out lie, Cleanoff. And you know it.
Everyone in this thread is a dick. There, case closed. Even the females? ESPECIALLY FEMALES Don't mind me. Just posting so I can be considered a dick.
Posted by Pit
Quoting Raptor: lol yeah, not saying anything at all is what discussion forums are for
You're not discussing, you're just being a dick.
I mean, I do it too, and far more often, but when I do it, it's funny. When you do it, you bring up paws and furs and all this other gay **** about you bumming your cat, and that's **** I don't really want to hear.
Posted by Raptor
Quoting Pit: You're not discussing, you're just being a dick.
I mean, I do it too, and far more often, but when I do it, it's funny.
No, it isn't. I don't believe I have ever so much as grinned in amusement at a post of yours. Panic is a hundred times funnier than you are, whether he means to be or not. Quite frankly, you bore the hell out of me, and nothing about you has ever really grabbed my eye.
Posted by NegativeTrend
Posted by Lord of Spam
Posted by Pit
Quoting Raptor: No, it isn't. I don't believe I have ever so much as grinned in amusement at a post of yours. Panic is a hundred times funnier than you are, whether he means to be or not. Quite frankly, you bore the hell out of me, and nothing about you has ever really grabbed my eye.
Look, you don't have to lie raptor. It's okay.
Posted by KoH
I'm really not all that into this argument nor your incredibly stupid "logic" so I'll just say "k." and wish you luck in your further imaginary arguments with people who you think give a ****.
Posted by Captain Cleanoff
Posted by Sapphire Rose
CC: Grrrrrrr!
KoH: lol ok didn't mean to offend, be friends kay?
CC: GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW WWWWWW YUGI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!! Q@(&%$R FNALKSDN
KoH: kay done
CC: #@$% UR GAY LOSER
KoH: no rly lets stop its cool
CC: LOL UR LIKE GAY GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ROAR!
Posted by Kodachi
Quoting Lord of Spam: I sure hope so.
Am I the only one who thinks you try so hard to be funny and fail even harder?
Quoting Lord of Spam: Theres like a little bit of lag between when i click capture, and when it actually captures, so this is the best i could do right now.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/sigs/225320.jpg[/IMG]
and a shot of the actual hookah itself:[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/sigs/hookahget.jpg[/IMG]
its a simple, small little one hose brass deal, but im thinking that after i take car of a few more things, and start to have more free time (like, summerish) im going to upgrade to a nicer, two or maybe three hose deal for parties and whatnot.
Either you made sure your forehead wasn't in the picture so I couldn't make fun of it, or it was too large to get in one shot. :(
Posted by Lord of Spam
no, but i've more fans than critics.
oh, and more like, too lazy to reposition cam.
Posted by Captain Cleanoff
Quoting Kodachi: Am I the only one who thinks you try so hard to be funny and fail even harder?
Yes, you are. He's funnier, and more interesting than you, so... :)
Posted by Sapphire Rose
No one, and I mean NO ONE, can out funny a five-head.
Posted by Kodachi
Quoting Captain Cleanoff: Yes, you are. He's funnier, and more interesting than you, so... :)
Oh, I never claimed to be interesting or funny. I just think he's painfully childish for carrying out a grudge because of an internet argument for months, and making several failing insults as a result. Perhaps there's more, but throwing in a 4chan reference or some other internet nerd-ism in an otherwise normal sentence just does not do it for me.
Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS
Posted by Lord of Spam
somewhere linkos head just exploded.
Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire