KLARTH IS SO DUMB BECAUSE HE B& HIMSELF; KLARTH IS A FAGGOT.
YAR-HAR! GAY AS CAN BE,
SUCKING COCKS ON THE SEVEN SEAS,
KLARTH IS SO GAY THAT HE'LL BLOW YOU FOR FREE,
KLARTH IS A FAGGOT.
(sing to tune of that lazytown song)
An instant classic.
Heh, worked out fine for me.