Caught my friend playing Nintendo




Posted by brownoystercult

Basically, me and my friend set our other friend up to jack off. We left him in a room, full with his porno, telling him we were leaving, we came back in about 3 minutes and caught him playing Nintendo. So my friend got it on his video camera, and uploaded it onto youtube.

link contains cock. YouTube should catch it eventually.




Posted by cool gamer dad

I can't stop watching it is there something wrong with me?




Posted by Arcadios

Wow........."What are you doing!"




Posted by Stalolin

hah

****ing owned.




Posted by Arcadios

What'd ya do afterwards?




Posted by Poison

He failed to make me wet, what a fag :(




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Poison]He failed to make me wet, what a fag :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vcU3Mt3RBc




Posted by Ant

3 minutes? Wow, that was fast. And if you're going to do it in the middle of the day you should do it with the door locked...




Posted by Klarth

Hahaha internet




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: Hahaha internet


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Posted by Linko_16

I just got done fappin'.

...

No one caught me.




Posted by brownoystercult

Why was the link removed?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Because Dexter is a ****. AND ZOMG PORN




Posted by Slade

Huh. If it was good enough for youtube I'm sure it was fine to post it.




Posted by Ant

I don't remember seeing any cawk. So what's the problem exactly?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Don't you see? He's playing Nintendo. It's too sexual for us little kids.




Posted by Linko_16

It has come to my attention that the "M" word is too vulgar for public viewing. I'm censoring it to "playing Nintendo."

References to playing Nintendo, such as "fapping" and "jacking off" are just fine, since TV has taught me that even though something is censored, it's okay to discuss it openly in every other way.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just finished playing Nintendo while playing Nintendo. It was playing Nintendo.




Posted by Slade

How many times a day do you think girls play Nintendo? :3




Posted by Arcadios

I have THE AIDS.




Posted by NeXidala

Haha I saw the video. It was fukken hilarious. Win.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Slade: How many times a day do you think girls play Nintendo? :3

I play Nintendo every day, sometimes while on the bus, or in a cafe, even. I prefer to play Nintendo at home, though.



Posted by Ant

Too bad you aren't a girl...




Posted by The Judge

I play Nintendo in the shower.

Subsequently I've been sent to ER for electrical shocks upwards of 20 times.




Posted by Slade

Hm... I think I'll go play Nintendo right now. I hope my mom doesn't find out! :X




Posted by Ant

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




Posted by Slade

Yeah, I ended up not playing Nintendo. Lame.

IT'S NOT THAT MY CONTROLLER'S BROKEN i just don't feel like it




Posted by Arcadios

I watched South Park yesterday.
Cartman never got to play with his Nintendo.




Posted by mis0

Sometimes I really have to blow hard when trying to play an older Nintendo, because it just doesn't seem to work!




Posted by Slade

Same here. I might spend fifteen minutes trying really hard just to get it to start up. But then it's usually good to go. :cool2:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just woke up and caught myself playing Nintendo. AWKWARD




Posted by Slade

I must have had a dream about playing Nintendo because when I woke up I UNNGHH HI-SCORE'D everywhere.




Posted by Ant

What the hell is up with all this Nintendo innuendo SH[COLOR="Lime"]I[/COLOR]T?




Posted by Dexter

[+[_]::] Touching is good!




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Ant: What the hell is up with all this Nintendo innuendo SH[COLOR="Lime"]I[/COLOR]T?

Quoting Linko_16: It has come to my attention that the "M" word is too vulgar for public viewing. I'm censoring it to "playing Nintendo."

References to playing Nintendo, such as "fapping" and "jacking off" are just fine, since TV has taught me that even though something is censored, it's okay to discuss it openly in every other way.


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Posted by Boner


Quoting brownoystercult: Basically, me and my friend set our other friend up to jack off. We left him in a room, full with his porno, telling him we were leaving, we came back in about 3 minutes and caught him playing Nintendo. So my friend got it on his video camera, and uploaded it onto youtube.

link contains cock. YouTube should catch it eventually.



So wait a minute... you guys set your friend up to 'play nintendo' knowing that he wouldn't be able to resist, and filmed it? Yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a total 'sega fan' [1] or anything. Did you and your other friends 'play eachother's nintendo' while watching the vid of your one friend 'playing nintendo' afterwards?





[1] Gay.



Posted by Linko_16

My brother's a HUGE Sega fan. Can't get him off that **** thing.




Posted by Ant

So, that makes you a Turbographix whore or what?




Posted by Stalolin

Some people are fans of the Atari.

Meaning they don't play anything at all.




Posted by Boner

Actually, I hear Atari fans are total freaks and will play anything.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Boner]Actually, I hear Atari fans are total freaks and will play anything.

Even E.T.?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was playing my girlfriend's PC the other day. The games on that thing are intense.




Posted by Ant

599 US DOLLARS?




Posted by Zeta

GRAAAAAAN TURISMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

...wai-




Posted by mis0

I'd consider stealing a PS3 so I can play MGS4 and GT5 (they'll make one, and it will be so real you'll actually get injuries when you crash!). But for about $800, not to mention if I have to buy a new racing wheel, Hells no.

I mean, I spent $150 for a PS2, $50 on GT4, and another $150 for the Logitec 2.5 turns lock-to-lock steering wheel (which is really awesome) but I'm not doing it again unless I get a 6-speed gearstick controller and a fukken clutch. Then, maybe.

Still would rather steal tho.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Was that all an innuendo?




Posted by Slade

I came.




Posted by Boner


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Was that all an innuendo?


Does it really matter? It still turned my Nintendo on!



Posted by Zeta

Guys, my Super Nintendo is turning yellow. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol azn penii




Posted by The Judge

My Super nintendo is gray and purple with a big gash in the top.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Zeta: Guys, my Super Nintendo is turning yellow. :(


A side-effect of too much hentai



Posted by Zeta

No such thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play with my DK Bongos.




Posted by Shade

lol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ZETA HAS BONGOS HAHAHAHAHA




Posted by Zeta

2 pairs, actually. I love to beat on them.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What a faggot.