When I was around 6 or 7 I was playing in the back yard with my younger sister.
My grandmother was here visiting from Guatemala and she was cutting some melons up for us to eat, my parents were out somewhere.
So as me and my sister were playing I went on top of a slide and from the top I fell down and broke some bones in my right arm.
I don't remember much afterwards but that was the first and only time I've broken any bones.....yet.
When I was five, I went super-high on a swingset and jumped off. I landed on the hard ground on my side, and broke my left arm. It wasn't just a fracture, the bones at my elbow were completely sererated. I had a cast for a looong time, and it smelt bad. So very bad.
Nope, no broken bones yet.
Although it's mainly cartilage, I've broken my nose three times. Also, I've broken a toe before, and didn't bother doing anything about it.
Broke my ankle once. I've got fairly dense bones though, so ive been in situations where stuff SHOUILD have been broken but wasnt.
One time I was having a wrestling match (just messing around) in my mom's room (because she had the biggest bed) with my cousin and my ex best friend. After the match was over, I was walking out, and a fold-up chair was on the floor. I didn't see it at first because a pillow was on it. I kicked the chair pretty hard, and I fell. I broke my big toe on my right foot. Only bone I have ever broken. I've also had a total of 10 stitches (2 in my head, 8 in my foot).
Both my arms at once when I was 6, due to an improper landing after falling out of a tree. When I shot baskets, I had to throw the ball up under-pawed! Near the beginning of sixth grade, I had accidentally disturbed a hornet's nest while wandering around an old mill structure and tried to make a quick getaway by jumping into a field of tall grass, accidentally landing my left foot hard on a large, rusty engine block I couldn't see through the weeds from above. Major breakage. Not only did I quickly forget about the hornet stings, the bike ride home was unforgettable. My judgment as an outdoors daredevil has greatly improved since.
Most of my broken bones have been from snowboarding. You see I usually take a jump to fast and stuff. I have broken my right ankle(3), left ankle(1), Right wrist(1), left wrist(4), collar bone(2). I've also broken/sprained numerous fingers and toes.
I used to climb so many trees when I was little. Considering how many times I landed right on my spine and arms after falling, I'm surprised I never actually broke a bone.
Never broke a bone. I'm glad I haven't...
Right arm, three fingers, four toes, one nose.
The first taking place in grade one after slipping out of the bath; fingers at various times for random reasons; small toe from sliding down a mattress, one I can't remember how, two from kicking a friend in the mouth more or less on accident; nose from taking a bat to the face after throwing a baseball at a friend's head from behind.
Good times.
Let's just say that I've never broken any of my bones. ;)
Nose.
Guy come up from behind, pushed me down.
And then he continued going berserk on my nose.
Fun times.
zero broken bones
oodles and boodles of stitches though
i've fractued my left wrist while showing off on my skooter. AND I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!
I was riding on my scooter (it was the one that had the little thing on the back of it so you can do wheelies) and while i was riding i stepped on it and, you do not want to hear the details.
I haven't ever broken a bone, and I think I've had a total of 4 stitches(all inside my nose from surgery). I don't really get hurt all that often any more, but I used to spend every day running through the woods, and I'm suprised I never broke anything with some of the tumbles I took. I believe I owe it to all the milk I drink.
The closest I ever came to breaking a bone was on this massive teeter totter. My knee got stuck underneath it when there were six people on it all together, and I could feel my shin bone bending a little bit. It got all bruised and hurt really bad for a while.
yea i now have a broken foot to be excate it is my 4 metatarsal in my left foot when i was getting out of the ems for the end of my shift so now im out of comission for bout 6-8 weeks.
In sixth grade I was way into skateboarding. Like the stupid little kid I was I thought I would go to a skatepark and totally rock. I went to the smallest ramp in the place, Three feet I think, and I learned how to go down. After four times of no success I decided to go play on the playground. But then I thought I'd try one more time. My foot came down too soon. The skateboard went backward, I went foward and I threw my arms out to break my fall. My lower right arm snapped in half breaking the radius and the ulna. I can tell you the feeling wasn't pleasant. I don't skateboard anymore.
this one time my heart got broke
Here is my list:
Broken tailbone
Severed finger (does that count?)
Broken ankle
Broken toe
Triwsted wrist
Broken arm
Cracked rib (hurt like hell)
I think there is more... I can't really remember.
A few questions about the finger, LDR. How did you sever your finger, how much of it was severed, and do you still have it?
[quote=Ladydragonrider]
Severed finger (does that count?)
Holy ****, seriously?
Oh and Dreadnought needs to reply to this
Yeah, being late to class is the worst consquence of being kicked in your cracked ribs.
I'm betting Ladydragonrider tried to cut a cigar and missed.
I've never broken any bones, even when I got hit by a car, no bones broken, just bad bruising.
I get a lot of injuries, such as cuts, bruises etc, but never anything serious.
Never even came close. I've got an aversion to clearly dangerous activity.
Four and counting.
Right leg at 18 months, right ankle at 15, left collarbone at 16, left wrist at 17.
Spammer has seen and made fun of me for at least two of these. :(
I broke my skull once. Been retarded ever since.
I broke the little toe on my right foot once, running to answer the door for my mom. I kicked the couch, bent over and said a few things I normally wouldn't say when my mother was around, and limped to the door.
I was playing Max Payne at the time, and I never really played it after that.
i broke a rib in martial arts and i broke my left foot about 3 times skateboarding...ribs hurt way more
I almost broke my tailbone skateboarding, i was skateboarding and my brother had a bat and he said hold on to it, so i held on to it he went to fast i made a bad turn and fell on my *** on the asfalt and it wasn't fun.
Never broke a bone, but I probably should have. As a child I was just as reckless as anyone, jumping from places and running around everywhere. I guess I just got lucky.
First time I broke my arm was when I was 12 and I was biking out in the middle of nowhere and went off a jump. Broke my left wrist. Had to walk about 6 miles back home.
Second time was last September when I was 16. I was playing baseball when I slipped and fell on my left wrist again. Broken.
So when I'm 20, I'm due for another left wrist breaking.
I've never broken a bone before because I'm not a f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking moron.
I guess it would depend on whether or not you were supposed to be in the road.
Recap:
No, you're an idiot. See, because a sentence like "well, maybe you shouldn't be on the road" is ****ing retarded. It doesn't matter whether you should be "in" the road or not (which in itself is dumb,) because the drunker driver, no matter what, shouldn't be anywhere close to a car.
durr
I give up on the Judge.
It took you long enough.
Maybe if you'd stop taking this sh[COLOR="black"]it[/COLOR] so seriously, you wouldn't sound like such an as[COLOR="black"]s[/COLOR]hole.
Holy f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]ck Pit! Could you try and not deviate a thread for once with your moronic babbling? We know you broke a bone already, now gtfo already okay? Jesus.
everyone get back under the bridge[spoiler]llo troll refrence[/spoiler]
I've never broken a bone in my life. I've bruised bones, like when I punched a fence on the boardwalk when I got ****ed off, and when I fell out of a tree when I was younger, but I've never even been close to actually breaking something. I think the closest I've ever been is when my leg fell asleep and was so numb, that when I stood up my knee almost inverted on me.
That's okay. It told me the same thing about you. What's the matter? Can't you just PUNCH ME WITH THE INTENSITY OF A 500 POUND WEIGHT FALLING FROM AN AIRPLANE? Then I'd probably break some bones, big time. Cuz, you know, you're apparently the man about that kind of thing. [spoiler]Sean Fury is totally a hardcore muthafukka![/spoiler]
You tell him, Rick.
Who's Rick anyway?
As of now, you.
Okay, I'll take it! I totally have absolutely no objections to that. [spoiler]Hello, I'm Rick, nice to meet you![/spoiler]
Stone Cold, why don't you shut your mouth and leave this between me and Ant and Judge.
L1: Switch Tidus with Yuna
Yuna summons Bahamut
Bahamut overkills Judge and ant for being faggots. Stone cold stupid too.
I think not, because Freddie lives! [spoiler](Queen-related satire!)[/spoiler]
i see....
For the sake of argument, or non-argument, I'll side with you. I think.
I totally admire you for this:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Viewtiful/Halloween06018.jpg[/IMG]
thanks for using a picture of me without my permission FAG.
Gonna get Jack thompson and sue vgc
It was Panic's idea, but he didn't want to walk 15 whole steps in his long green pants to use his computer and do it.
i see what you did there
Yeah, Klarth, I my finger was severed. NO, Panic, I do NOT still have the remains ((Shortly after it was severed, i am told that my brother's dog tried to eat it, but spat it out. Gross, eh??). It is cut off right before the last joint- so, just below the fingernail. It happened when I was learning to walk, and a cable-box with no back on it (hence, it was sharp enough the cuty through a two-year-old's bone) fell on top of it. Because of a bowling ball accident later on, it is shaped somewhat like ET's glowing finger.