Headlice!




Posted by Dreadnought

They're everywhere! Millions of them!
My mother and sisters came back from Spain and all of a sudden everybody is covered in tiny brown things that lay eggs. Apparently I have more bloodsuckers on me than Germany in 1933.
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Speaking of venemous parasites (and Jews), Klarth arrives at my house tomorrow.


This is gonna rock.




Posted by Ant

There's going to be a lot of owning going on in da hizzouse




Posted by The Judge

It's funny to hear the idea of someone being happy to meet Klarth in person.




Posted by sniper

The lice will be most pleased.




Posted by mis0

That's nasty. I would never let klarth in my house.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol klarth has lice

spoilers




Posted by Lord of Spam

******* IT I WANTED TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF




Posted by Dreadnought

He's actually alot better in real life. Much less of a c[COLOR=Black]u[/COLOR]nt (mainly because he has no power or protection).




Posted by Lord of Spam

make sure to rub your head all over his so that he gets lots of lice




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

stand over him while he's sleeping and just headband the **** out of yourself. That should do it.




Posted by mis0

Lick Klarth's face when you see him so he too gets AIDS.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

AIDS IS FAT




Posted by Ant


Quoting Engine of Hate: He's actually alot better in real life. Much less of a c[COLOR=Black]u[/COLOR]nt (mainly because he has no power or protection).


Eh, most people are like that over the internet. Most...



Posted by mis0


Quoting Ant: Eh, most people are like that over the internet. Most...

i sense a judge reference!



Posted by Ant

You win.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Engine of Hate: He's actually alot better in real life. Much less of a c[COLOR=Black]u[/COLOR]nt (mainly because he has no power or protection).

it's funny because in real life people aren't defensive!

I'm immune to these things because I bleached my hair. Eat me. Unfortunately, my fare share of pain is here too as I had an unpleasant confrontation with an escalator on my way here and gashed open my knee.



Posted by Ant

that escalator fukken owned you in an awesome fashion. a great day for racism, to be sure.




Posted by Klarth

It's good to be back to the closest thing I have to an approximation of something I can call a home.




Posted by Lord of Spam

cry more, emobrit.




Posted by Klarth

waaaah i walk with a dumb limp dick now~




Posted by Klarth

THAT ISN'T RIGHT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THAT'S NOT RIGHT AT ALL!




Posted by Zeta

I DUNNO IT SEEMS PRETTY RIGHT TO ME!




Posted by Slade

I MAKE POOR CHOICES!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I POUR CHOICES MAKE




Posted by Zeta

I MAKE PORE CHOICES




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I POUR MAKE POOR PORE CHOICES




Posted by Stalolin





Posted by Zeta

O U




Posted by Slade

****ing clipart




Posted by Zeta

wai- I've surpassed lolin in post count and rep?

THAT ISN'T RIGHT!




Posted by Slade

THAT ISN'T WRITE




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Zeta: wai- I've surpassed lolin in post count and rep?

THAT'S ISN'T RIGHT!


It is.

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN SOMEDAY.

plus, i've been playing wow, mugen, and going out with friends and stuff like that

also, going out with girlfriend

also, have car, will travel

also, have internship where i'm there till 1:30 and i get home at 6:30

So yeah.

GRATZ



Posted by Slade

Haha owned. You basically just said, "YOU HAVE NO LIFE, FAGGOT" but in a classy way.

Bravo.




Posted by Zeta

ouch




Posted by Stalolin

sry :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: It is.

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN SOMEDAY.

plus, i've been playing wow, mugen, and going out with friends and stuff like that

also, going out with girlfriend

also, have car, will travel

also, have internship where i'm there till 1:30 and i get home at 6:30

So yeah.

GRATZ


I have all of those plus a real job and still kick your *** online. WHAT DOES THAT PROVE NOW?! It proves you suck. That's what it proves.



Posted by Slade

Well I have 15 girlfriends and I have sex at least 46 times a day.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME?!

are you having sex right now? that's how you do it, isn't it? browse the net while plowing some fat chick from behind




Posted by Slade

Pretty much. I also have sex while driving, eating(lool george), and while having sex.


AND SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OBESE, FATTY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

SHE?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD 15 GIRLFRIENDS?


OH SNAP I JUST CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE OOOOOOH SNAP




Posted by Slade

Nah, I just happen to be plowing my one and only fat girlfriend right now. The other fourteen are between the ages of 12-15 and all weigh 110 pounds or less.

I'd wager that 2 out of the 46 times I have sex a day are because of pity.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: The other fourteen are between the ages of 12-15 and all weigh 110 pounds or less.


12 year old that's 110 pounds eh? What a ****ing fatty. That's not even baby fat, that's fat fat.



Posted by Slade

110 pounds or less. I bet you don't even know what a pound is, you kilogram loving faggot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

spoilers: I never learned kilograms =/




Posted by Ant

Thus ending another adventure of nothingness. :)




Posted by Stalolin

VAMP DOES NOT HAVE WOW OR MUGEN

and I get paid at my internship so it's pretty much like a job.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: VAMP DOES NOT HAVE WOW OR MUGEN


Quite true.

But I bet you don't get paid as much as I do :-*



Posted by Stalolin

Probably not.

I figure you make more than 9 an hour. wait **** you're in canada and you have irregular monies




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I figure you make more than 9 an hour. wait **** you're in canada and you have irregular monies


28 bucks an hour. So about 220 a day.



Posted by Slade

I vote we change all money to rupees, Zelda-style. Or zenny. I kinda like the way it sounds.


One of us has to know someone close to the top in a big powerful country. 'Cept for you, Vamp. I don't have too much faith about that for obvious reasons, Ms. Canadania.




Posted by The Judge

I must be really high strung today, because while playing RE4, I was nearly having a heart attack any time I turned a corner and someone attacked me or when I got hit.

Either that or I'm in the zone.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nah, being in the zone makes you awesome, not a ****ing pussy.


Quoted post: I vote we change all money to rupees, Zelda-style. Or zenny. I kinda like the way it sounds.

One of us has to know someone close to the top in a big powerful country. 'Cept for you, Vamp. I don't have too much faith about that for obvious reasons, Ms. Canadania.


**** YOU. Though carrying around tiny gems as money would be ****ing badass.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: **** YOU. Though changing my title to "Miss" would be ****ing badass.

Seconded



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... I don't get it.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Slade: I don't have too much faith about that for obvious reasons, Ms. Canadania.

.



Posted by The Judge

I say we change the currency to Matagushi, in which we simply collect the souls of the weak into our own for sustenance and can freely trade them for manufactured goods.




Posted by Stalolin

I say we change the currency to semen.

START YOUR ENGINES




Posted by The Judge

*Drops child's corpse and begins to jack off*

AH ECONOMY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: .


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Posted by Slade

*red wings theme starts playing in my head*

:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Red Wings suck. GO VANCOUVER CANUCKS




Posted by Slade

OH MY *** NOT AGAIN

I mean FFIV's Red wings. THESE ONES:




Posted by Ant

Mobygames rules!!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh man, I remember mobygames in ffiv those things sucked!




Posted by Slade

It was a neat picture, too, before those moby gremlins came in and did their thing. It was in German.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!




Posted by Ant

Yeah, that's exactly how the song goes.