Mice can be a real pain.
Only a half-hour after having surgery done on your toe, going home to your bed, and on the way, stubbing that very same toe on your guitar case.
After just coming home from having surgery on your eyes, your little sister shines a red laser-pointer right in them (It gives you headaches for WEEKS).
Crushing your tailbone.
Several very tiny needles getting pushed in your finger, beneath the nail.
Anyone else care to contribute? Nothing sick, please.
Get your willie stuck in the zipper.
Being sanded faceless.
Five nails through the neck.
Meathook Sodomy.
Being devoured by vermin.
etc.
Being smacked in the nuts.
Sorry, ladies, but you've lost this one.
Ah! Thats what I forgot! Blunt Force Castration.
OMG. YES. :(
Uh, no, Klarth, you're wrong. Try getting hit in the chest by a baseball shot with a pitching machine.
in before childbirth
Oh, wait! I forgot to add this one (actually happened to me): having a bowling ball dropped on your severed finger that was already so sensative that the slightest touch makes you scream in pain. That hurt, man.
Nope. Nuts.
Or getting your cheeks cut open by scissors.
Or your toenails and fingernails pulled up.
Or passing a kidney stone.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Catching a flat from a 10 meters high dive.[/COLOR]
I did that once. It was funny seeing the straight division of my skin being red and white down my side.
I cut off one of my fingernails piece by piece one time to get a piece of wood out from under it. That hurt pretty bad. But the nuts do as well.
One of my front baby teeth wouldn't come out, so I twisted it out myself. Lots of blood.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I caught a wicked flap the first time I did a flip (diving in a pool of course) I was on the 3 meters. Gosh did it hurt...My head ached for the rest of the day :( [/COLOR]
Getting hit in the nuts hurts worse than getting hit in the boobies. It's true. Especially when you get your nuts hit so hard, that you lose one of your nuts. Oh yeah, that happened to me. So don't complain about a pitching machine because I've been hit in the chest by one at 5m away. If it would have hit 4cm up I would've died, or had to have major surgery and be in a wheel chair.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Obviously guys aren't girls, so they can't know how much it would hurt to squish a womens boobies ;)[/COLOR]
Inserting a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking the wall at full force.
That, or waking up durring open heart surgery.
Not that I have done either.
I stepped on a toothpick once, barefoot. It went halfway into my foot. My grandmother tried to pull it out, but it broke off. She then grabbed what was left in my foot with her teeth and pulled it out. My grandmom is straight hood.
Drinking orange juice while driving, braking hard, smashing your face against the steering wheel and a shard of glass lodging itself between your gum and your tooh.
Also, papercuts on your eyes.
I stepped on a piece of rusty metal in the sand, and it went through my foot. Yeah, I still have the scar. I was like 5 years old...
not stupid enough
Getting tazered on the kidneys has always looked brutal.
Paintball on the nipple.
[COLOR="Yellow"]Being slowly burned alive.
I win.[/COLOR]
Here's another one. Getting hit in the back of the head with a metal baseball bat. If you stay consious, it hurts pretty bad. I wish I would have went unconcious when it happened to me.
Whiplash hurts pretty badly, and I get to remember it every day. :)
Getting water and air trapped within your ear canal 50ft under water, only to have the air expand upon rising to the surface and completely blow out both eardrums in the process.
I'll give you guys a kick to the groin, but I just have two words for you: [URL="http://www.moondragon.org/obgyn/procedures/papsmear.html"]pap smear[/URL]. Or one word rather, [URL="http://www.chaseunion.com/cat2/images/Simms%20Rectal%20Speculum.jpg"]speculum[/URL]. Check out the animated gifs showing how to obtain a sample for a pap smear. Talk about a pleasant experience.
being mummified like that guy from the mummy after he made out with the hot queen lady.
edit: 3000 posts, how boss
hitting your knee on something, or being slapped on the balls
Once I jumped off a table, onto a nail. A large one.
Having surgery on your chest and coming home to sleep. Then, as a joke, your brother pouring hot sauce in it followed by a kick (yes, on the wound) while in the state of sleep.
Hurt like hell.
Also, I'm pretty sure having anal sex with a porcupine with salt on his "fur" would hurt too.
[quote=Panic]Nuts > boobies.
[quote=Panic]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061026/...ay_marriage_22
It's about time too.Ho hum.
I always figured that shotgun in the face would hurt a bit.
getting hit in the dick head-on
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]You would feel a shotgun in your face for a second at most. It's not as painfull as something you would feel for minutes/hours such as breaking your leg.[/COLOR]
Confusing your eyedrops with Dran-O.
Confusing your enema with Dran-O.
Confusing... well, just about anything wiht Dran-O.
Including Dran-O itself?
I once had my toe operated on without proper numbing.
Being impaled by a rounded pole, and then left to die, slowly, hanging on that very same pole.
Spawn!
[quote=Linko_16][COLOR=indigo]I once had my toe operated on without proper numbing.[/COLOR]
I had exactly the same thing roughly six months ago.
Most painful non-surgical thing I've experienced was masturbating with muscle rub (you know, Deep Heat? Icy Hot?). The burn wouldn't go away for days.
Wow, I'm squeamish. I've winced at the thought of some of these posts. :(
Was that around the same time you broke your penis, Dread? :)
I did this once for real...
Mowing the lawn on a riding mower running over a rake and having it flip up and hit you in the back of the head like on one of those cartoons when you step on the rake and it hits you in the face... It was like that except it hurt so much I had to stop mowing the lawn
Riding lawnmowers are dangerous. That's why I don't mow the lawn. A kid I know cut off hit big toe with a lawn mower.
that would hurt too... but I mean it, I just ran over the rake prawns and pow right in the head, ****ed me off...
Smashing your eyebrow into the edge of a coffee table. ****ing bled like hell.
Exactly! If idiots would make sure not to put body parts under a moving blade, they would be just fine. Even changing a light bulb is dagerous if you're standing in a puddle of water. Conclusion: don't be a moron. And if you are, we'll, that's what I like to call natual selection. It's just too bad there isn't more of it.
Getting your head smashed full force into a metal door kinda made me "ouch" a couple times.
having a toe that hasn't grown since you were 6 years old, with the nail 3/4 around the toe, being sensative when it's not even nail (?) and lightly touching that against furnature, *** **** does that hurt. I have been limping for about a year from my toe. :(
ingrown nail get?
I did this when I got home from school;
Spilling hot ramen fresh out of the microwave on you. My wrist still hurts. I made ramen and I was going to sit down so I held the bowl in place on the arm of the couch, and I sat down. Somehow the bowl tipped pouring the hot water on me. I screamed and then pushed the bowl away, and it ended up on the floor. I still need to clean the small peices from the floor. It hurt so bad. And some of it ended up on my wrists, burning them, but one more than the other.
That's because in addition to everyone else in your life, ramen noodles are out to cause you pain and suffering. From your point of view, anyway. [spoiler]Noodles! LOL... How stupid can one person be?[/spoiler]
Actually no, I'm not paranoid like that. My wrist stopped hurting. YAY!
Mice can be a real pain.
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