So when I go up to Arizona in December (assuming I go), me and Linko are having a singing competition to see who's better at singing. We intend to sing Disney songs to judge this.
How awesome is that.
I will show you the world...
We can't decide on songs 'cause we both know different things.
Sing "You Ain't Ever Had A Friend Like Me" or whatever, from Aladdin.
post recording
TO SEND HIM PACKING ON A ONE WAY TRIP
SO HIS PROSPECTS TAKE A TERMINAL DIP
HIS VENUE CHOSEN
TO THE ENDS OF THE FROZEN EARTH
WHOOOOOPIEEEEE!!!
FAREWELL EX-PRINCE ALIIIIIIII[SIZE="4"]HEHEHEHEHE[/SIZE][SIZE="6"]AAAAHAHAHAHAHAA![/SIZE]
I'VE SEEN A CLOTHES HORSE REAR UP AND BUCK!
AND THEY TELL ME THAT A MAN MADE A VEGETABLE TRUCK!
I DIDN'T SEE THAT, I ONLY HEARD!
JUST TO BE SOCIALABLE, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD.
Through the mist through the woods through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer and we're there at the drawbridge of a castle
and there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast he's got fangs razor sharp ones
Massive Paws killer claws for the feed
Hear him roar see him foam but we're not going home
TILL HE'S DEAD, GOOD AND DEAD
KILL THE BEAST
sevrertovirefy
HIGHLIGHT THIS FOR A SURPRISE
i see no surprise.
make sure to meet up with teh mis0!
Spoilers: Linko wins.
NOW I'M THE KING OF THE SWINGERS, OH, THE JUNGLE VIP!
I'VE REACHED THE TOP AND HAD TO STOP, AND THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME!
I WANT TO BE A MAN, MANCUB, AND STROLL RIGHT INTO TOWN
AND DO JUST LIKE THE OTHER MEN, I'M TIRED OF MONKEYIN' AROUND!
OH, OOBY DOO! whoop-dee-dee
I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU-OU-OU. oop-dee-dooby-dee-dee
I WANT TO WALK LIKE YOU, TALK LIKE YOU TOO-OO-OO. eebee-deebee-dee-dee
YOU SEE, IT'S TRU-U-UE! sheeby-dee-dee
AN APE LIKE ME-E-E sheeby-deeby-dee-dee
CAN LEARN TO BE
LIKE SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!
EDIT - wow. Three replies in the time it took to write that.
Artist: Lyrics
Song: In the Dark of the Night Lyrics
[RASPUTIN]
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --
It scared me out of my wits --
A corpse falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...me!!
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia.
When the royals betrayed me they mad a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But one little girl got away!
Little Anya, beware,
Rasputin's awake!
[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night evil will find her
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...
[RASPUTIN]
Revenge will be sweet
[RASPUTIN AND CREATURES]
When the curse is complete!
[ALL]
In the dark of the night
[RASPUTIN]
She'll be gone!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Dasvidanya, Anya, your grace, farewell!
[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night terror will strike her!
[RASPUTIN]
Terror's the least I can do!
[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!
[RASPUTIN]
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real.
[ALL]
In the dark of the night
[RASPUTIN]
She'll be through!
[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her
Find her!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom her!
[RASPUTIN]
My dear, here's a sign --
[RASPUTIN AND CREATURES]
It's the end of the line!
[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
[RASPUTIN]
Come my minions,
Rise for your master,
Let your evil shine!
Find her now,
Yes, fly ever faster
[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
[RASPUTIN]
She'll be mine!
MEMORIZE
I never saw Anastasia.
ZETA HAET ANASTASIA
Watch it, learn it.
Win. Keep thread open.
Definite win.
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARKSIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I misread apathetic as aesthetic and was like "whoa **** shes back"
then i realized my mistake and was angry
KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS
TIE HIM IN A BAG
THROW HIM IN THE OCEAN
THEN SEE IF HE IS SAD
Derick is my kind of Disneyman.
Hellfire
Lyrics: Tony Jay
Music: Menken
[SIZE=1]
[Priests]
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini
Beato Michaeli archangelo
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis
(Frollo)
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
(Priests)
Et tibit Pater
(Frollo)
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
(Priests)
Quia peccavi nimis
(Frollo)
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
(Priests)
Cogitatione
(Frollo)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
(Priests)
Verbo et opere (In word and deed)
(Frollo)
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault
(Priests)
Mea culpa
(Frollo)
I'm not to blame
(Priests)
Mea culpa
(Frollo)
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame
(Priests)
Mea maxima culpa
(Frollo)
It's not my fault
(Priests)
Mea culpa
(Frollo)
If in ***'s plan
(Priests)
Mea culpa
(Frollo)
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man
(Priests)
Mea maxima culpa
(Frollo)
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
(Guard)
Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped
(Frollo)
What?
(Guard)
No longer in the cathedral. She's gone
(Frollo)
But how? Never mind. Get out, you idiot
I'll find her. I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris
Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn
*** have mercy on her
*** have mercy on me
But she will be mine
Or she will burn![/SIZE]
you fags need to video tape this ****.
srsly
bufeet
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it!
-Let's draw straws.
No! Jack said we should work together.
-Three of a kind!
-Birds of a feather!
-NOW AND FOREVER!
Nightmare before christman fails for being made into hot topic fodder. Aside from that, not bad.
I'm gonna get an Aristocats sleeve. Little Tulouse will be painting up towards my bicep while the ****** and the ***** play piano and sing by my wrist. Between those the jazz cats pile on a piano and fall through the house. Those were my favorite parts.
Actually I love the part where all the kittens gather to drink cream(CURSE YOU EDGAR!) but quite frankly that isn't badass enough to get stained on myself 4lyfe.
i failed to take into account the awesomeness of jazzcats...
Yeah, NBC sort of overrides the fact that it's a hot topic trend because it's still a very good movie.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT
Smooth, O'Malley.
JAZZ CAT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSION
i see what you did there, and i dont like it. modern jaz sucks more cock per note than any other form of music known to man.
Jazz fusion is awesome, you stupid ****. Prove me wrong.
send me some and i'll judge it lol stepping on dereks toes
So me and Derick were singing a lot of songs at this shin-dig we were at earlier tonight. I noticed a lot of weird looks, but f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]ck that sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t. Singing will be had and enjoyed by all!
F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck yeah? Singing songs in front of strangers who don't know the lyrics is the best.
Pogo happy clown molester.
That was one of them.
[quote=Mattiekins]I misread apathetic as aesthetic and was like "whoa **** shes back"
then i realized my mistake and was angry
Now, if you misread Aesthetic for Apathetic this time, I think I'm gonna have to punch you.
Just get it over with and punch him right now.
but he's not here :( matty, come here so i can be aggressive with you!
Am I not good enough to be aggressive with? :(
i wouldn't want to hurt your fragile frame, love :( matt can take the abuse, though. im tough. ragh! :mad:
when I read "fragile" I thought you were talking about my mind, and I was going to say "lol my mind has gone to hell"
I can take physical abuse. I'm slightly masochistic. :cookie:
But you're SOOOO CUTE!
[QUOTE=The Judge]But you're SOOOO CUTE!
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hahahahahahahahaha no
and /r/ whatever anime that pic was from.
little ninja ur o kyoot
Was
Is Linko coming up here or are we going down there? important questions!
spoilers: she wants teh cawk
spoilers: everyone does
This is, sadly, not true.
wrong
I'm both sad and ecstatic.
erect
phallus
Well, now it all depends if I even have the ability to get work off at whatever new job I'm working.
THIS THREAD, MUCH LIKE A PYNCHON NOVEL, HAS LOST ALL SEMBLANCE OF A PLOT.
are you Dennis Miller?
Touche, douchebag.
lol
I rarely ever get jokes involving people's names, unless it's an obvious pun. I just suck at remembering who is who.
I need one of those books that Joey gets on that one episode of Friends...
See, I just looked it up, and I totally know who he is, I just don't care to remember.
oops forgot again