So, how many of you have certain songs with titles you can't help but love for one reason or another? Mine'd have to be:
Cult of Luna - "And With Her Came the Birds" - Mad mental images with this one.
Estradasphere - "The Terrible Beautypower of Meow" - lol
Kadenzza - "The Abyss Stares At You" - Nietzsche
Lordi - "The Night Of The Loving Dead" - Clever and groovy.
Lunarsea - "And The Gardens of Jade Remained Void" - Something strangely touching and poetic about this one.
The Project Hate MCMXCIX - "The Divine Burning of Angels" - DARK AND GAWTHIC
Skyclad - "Think Back And Lie of England" - Wittiest song title ever.
Star One - "Intergalactic Space Crusaders" - GAAAAAAY
Uriah Heep - "Rainbow Demon" - Psychedelic
Weird Al Yankovic - "Angry White Boy Polka" - It's funny because of the dIsTuRbEd parody.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]1. "A blaze in the northern sky" ~ Dark Throne
2. "Pwntendo"~ Venetian snares
3. "Double bass" ~ Gorillaz
4. "Hollier than thou" ~ Metallica
5. "Money maker" ~ Ludacris
6. "Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we couldn't get sewed." ~ Fall out boy
7. "Feel good. inc" ~Gorillaz
8. "vache" ~ Venetian snares
9. "winnipeg is a frozen ****hole" ~ Venetian snares
10. "brace yourself jason" ~ U-ziq[/COLOR]
"Let's Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone" - The Great Redneck Hope
"I Don't Lift Weights To Impress the Bitches, I Lift Weights To Knock A Sucka's Teeth Out" - The Great Redneck Hope
"The Vitally Important Pelvic Thrust" - An Albatross
"Girl Pants R 4 Girls" - A Beautiful Lotus
"Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun" - M83
fin.
In The Shadow of Our Pale Companion - Agalloch
Stream of Consciousness - Dream Theater
Ghost of Perdition - Opeth
Ginnungagap - Therion
Abraxas - Therion
Schwarzalbenheim - Therion
Four Chords That Made a Million - Porcupine Tree
edit: and Satan is a Gay Porno Star by Zimmer's Hole
"Full On Kevin's Mom" by Soundgarden!
"Bungle In The Jungle" by Jethro Tull!
"Monkberry Moon Delight" by Paul McCartney!
"I'm Going Slightly Mad" by Queen!
"Whole Lotta Rosie" by AC/DC!
Edit in: "Kyle Petty (Son Of Richard)" by Soundgarden!
"Unproteced Sex With Multiple Partners" - Against Me!
"Inside A Room Full Of Treasures A Black Pygmy Horse's Head Pops Up Like A Periscope" - Of Montreal
"8 Full Hours of Sleep" - Against Me! it's a joke lol
"Apologies to Insect Life" - British Sea Power
"Holiday In Cambodia" - Dead Kennnedys
"In the Court of the Crimson King" - King Crimson
"Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun" - Pink Floyd
"Cause = Time" - Broken Social Scene
"Time = Cause" - Broken Social Scene
probably add more later
I only got up to the "D"s plus what I could actually remember. Final list will come later.
"It Took the Night to Believe" - Sunn O)))
"Drove Through Ghosts To Get Here" - 65daysofstatic
"Not Unlike the Waves" - Agalloch
"The Sixth Extiction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, As We Looked Back In Regret" - Red Sparowes
"As the City Burned, We Trembled For We Saw the Makings of Its Undoings in Our Own Hearts" - The Ascent of Everest
"From the Distance, With Their Own Gentle Eyes Always Fixed On Us, They Are Affectionately Gazing at the Black: Implication Flooding" - Boris
"Where No Light Hath Shone... (But For That Of The Moon)" - Catacombs
"You Are Just Mirrors" - Circle of Ouroborus
"And With Her Came the Birds" - Cult of Luna
Also, every song title from Red Sparrowes new album which I'll count as one song, if only because it tells a story, to make an even ten:
"The Great Leap Forward Poured Down Upon Us One Day Like A Mighty Storm Suddenly And Furiously Blinding Our Senses"
"We Stood Transfixed In Blank Devotion As Our Leader Spoke To Us, Looking Down On Our Mute Faces With A Great, Raging, And Unseeing Eye"
"Like The Howling Glory Of The Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous And The Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts And Clutching Our Innocent Awe"
"A Message Of Avarice Rained Down And Carried Us Away To False Dreams Of Endless Riches"
"Annihilate The Sparrow, That Stealer Of Seed, And Our Harvests Will Abound; We Will Watch Our Wealth Flood In"
"And by Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent in Their Puddles, the Air Barren of Song as the Clouds Drifted Away. For Killing Their Greatest Enemy, the Locusts Noisily Thanked Us and Turned Their Jaws Toward Our Crops, Swallowing Our Greed Whole"
"Millions Starved And Became Skinnier And Skinnier While Our Leaders Became Fatter And Fatter"
"Finally As That Blazing Sun Shone Down Upon Us Did We Know That True Enemy Was The Voice Of Blind Idolatry; And Only Then Did We Begin To Think For Ourselves"
There's a Shawn Phillips song called:
"She was waiting for her mother at the station in Torino and you know I love you baby, but it's getting too heavy to laugh"
And it, like most Shawn Phillips, is a really great song.
And "Angry White Boy Polka" is really good, Klarth. I'll agree with you. The title is quite apt.
Anything by Weird Al really. His parodies are hilarious. White and Nerdy, The Bong Song, and Amish Paradise are my three favorites.
Welcome to the Times - 65daysofstatic
Maverick - D'espairsRay
The III D Empire - Dir en grey
Nervous and Innocence - Eve of Destiny
Shadow VI II I - the Gazette
Silly [COLOR="Black"]G[/COLOR]od Disco - the Gazette
The Abyss Stares At You - Kadenzza
If I Told You That I Loved You Would I Get It Any Faster? - killwhitneydead
Dicks Are for My Friends - MSI
Hallways of Always - Ulver
"The Divine Wings of Tragedy" - Symphony X
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Momma" - Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson, Steve Vai
"Essence of Conviction" - Evergrey
"Space-Dye Vest" - Dream Theater
"Arriving Somewhere But Not Here" - Porcupine Tree