Can you guess the riddle?




Posted by WackoHater2

Can anyone figure out what this is?

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.




Posted by Klarth

Yes, I can guess. However, my guess will undoubtedly be wrong considering the fact that there's no correct answer to this.

Try harder.




Posted by WackoHater2

I figured there was no right answer. I got the riddle from MySpace and wondered if there was actually an answer. What's up with the name change? I thought name changes were for tards?




Posted by The Judge

Well, DA members changed all their names back to their original names (or older ones), which leaves me totally curious as to why Klarth changed his too.




Posted by Klarth

Linkman included me in a PM requesting mass namechanges for some reason, so I asked Jesse to change my name back.




Posted by Ant

That solves that riddle.




Posted by Klarth

I was asked it in an interview maybe five or six years ago and said "I can't guess that". Apparently it was the right answer.

/shruggles




Posted by Speedfreak

Answer: The laws of physics.




Posted by Klarth

The laws of physics make normal people look like celebrities!

Could be an answer to ANY riddle, mate.




Posted by Arwon

My friend Jake.




Posted by G-Sides

"TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast."

-anon




Posted by rivercitytecmo

the answer is totally a light/pinch/water/wind/self-righteousness/reality tv/pancake mix(?)/nucleation/bubble wrap/the sun conglomerate.

yeah, i've heard it before.




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=fnool]Could be an answer to ANY riddle, mate.

Well done.




Posted by KoH

Air or pressure.

Took me and a friend to try and figure this riddle out. Still not sure if we got the answer though.




Posted by Hyper


Quoting KoH: Air or pressure.

Took me and a friend to try and figure this riddle out. Still not sure if we got the answer though.

...he said it wrong anyway

the riddle goes like this:

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess what I am?

And the correct answer is "Yes, I can guess" or "No, I cannot guess." You have to answer the question asked.



Posted by KoH

That's too stupid and simplistic for me. Which is why my friend and I kept guessing while also taking into consideration the possibility that the answer was as simple as "yes" or "no."




Posted by Hyper


Quoting KoH: That's too stupid and simplistic for me. Which is why my friend and I kept [wasting time] guessing while also taking into consideration the [fact] that the answer was as simple as "yes" or "no."


fixd



Posted by Bebop

Thats the most retarded riddle ever. Gollum would be sick.




Posted by Klarth

what have i got in my pocket




Posted by KoH

[quote=Hyper]fixd

That really wasn't all that clever or funny. :(




Posted by Hyper


Quoting KoH: That really wasn't all that clever or funny. :(

Didn't have to be.



Posted by KoH

No, but it's always nice. :)




Posted by Trigger

YES, I CAN GUESS!




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

the ansuh is tha Lawd!