Can anyone figure out what this is?
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Yes, I can guess. However, my guess will undoubtedly be wrong considering the fact that there's no correct answer to this.
Try harder.
I figured there was no right answer. I got the riddle from MySpace and wondered if there was actually an answer. What's up with the name change? I thought name changes were for tards?
Well, DA members changed all their names back to their original names (or older ones), which leaves me totally curious as to why Klarth changed his too.
Linkman included me in a PM requesting mass namechanges for some reason, so I asked Jesse to change my name back.
That solves that riddle.
I was asked it in an interview maybe five or six years ago and said "I can't guess that". Apparently it was the right answer.
/shruggles
Answer: The laws of physics.
The laws of physics make normal people look like celebrities!
Could be an answer to ANY riddle, mate.
My friend Jake.
"TIME
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast."
-anon
the answer is totally a light/pinch/water/wind/self-righteousness/reality tv/pancake mix(?)/nucleation/bubble wrap/the sun conglomerate.
yeah, i've heard it before.
[quote=fnool]Could be an answer to ANY riddle, mate.
Well done.
Air or pressure.
Took me and a friend to try and figure this riddle out. Still not sure if we got the answer though.
That's too stupid and simplistic for me. Which is why my friend and I kept guessing while also taking into consideration the possibility that the answer was as simple as "yes" or "no."
Thats the most retarded riddle ever. Gollum would be sick.
what have i got in my pocket
[quote=Hyper]fixd
That really wasn't all that clever or funny. :(
No, but it's always nice. :)
YES, I CAN GUESS!
the ansuh is tha Lawd!