I'm ****ting bricks




Posted by Lord of Spam

I recently started eating this like, high fiber whole grain bread since my mom decided that she wants to eat healthy. I've eaten it for like the last few days, and yesterday and today I've taken the biggest ****s of my life. I actually feel a little bit lighter.:/




Posted by The Judge

While I've never eaten anything special to do so, I have taken craps that made me feel lighter afterwards.




Posted by Lord of Spam

The bread is actually pretty hardcore, and makes awesome sandwiches. Its just that it also has ****loads of fiber, so it causes massive dumps.




Posted by The Judge

Makes your anus stronger though.

Besides, massive dumps feel more relieving once their set free.




Posted by Slade

RELEASE ME




Posted by The Judge

*Scratches glass*




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Face_in_the_Mirror: Makes your anus stronger though.

Besides, massive dumps feel more relieving once their set free.



Quoting Face_in_the_Mirror: eving once their set free.



Quoting Face_in_the_Mirror: nce their se



Quoting Face_in_the_Mirror: their


lol english major



Posted by Ant

massive dumps. lol




Posted by The Judge

How bout that.

So which of your posts should I go looking for a typo in?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So which of your posts should I go looking for a typo in?


Any.


WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU'LL **** BRICKS



Posted by NES Queen

silly wabbit, that's the porpoise of insoluble fiber. Insoluble fibers are found in wheat bran, whole grains, nuts, certain vegetables... they help keep your digestive system regular by forcing you to have regular bowel movements. INSOLUBLE, meaning your body cant break it down and use it. If your body cant use it, it gets pooped out. Increase the amount of insoluble fiber in your diet and your body will poop more.

soluble fibers on the other hand (found in beans, oats, barley, apples, and other fruits) help to make you feel full. Soluble fibers help retain water in the intestines and form a gel, which slows down the passage of food through the digestive tract. Food stays in your belly longer, you feel full for longer.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how you know everything about health-related topics.




Posted by Zeta

Anus Thunder > Brick ****




Posted by NES Queen


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I like how you know everything about health-related topics.

I don't. I just like to think I do and since you guys don't know didelysquat, it's a fairly easy guise to pull off.

But I do know a fair amount of science/medical related stuff for real, what with me being a scientist and all.



Posted by The Judge

I can know anything if I just quote Wikipedia and pretend it's my knowledge.




Posted by Linko_16

"Ever have a crap so big that afterward, your pants fit better?"

Those Blue Collar Comedy idiots do have funny ones now and again.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's not funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Erotic, yes




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

But not funny.




Posted by Killer Jordo

I'm totally fappin' in DA right now. Imagining a naked LoS and his hawt cock.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Killer Jordo: I'm totally fappin' in DA right now. Imagining a naked LoS and his hawt cock.

Too many words. Someone shorten it up.



Posted by Zeta

fappin'




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fappin in da, los is hawt




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you win this round zeta




Posted by Zeta

:cool2:




Posted by Lord of Spam

i feel so dirty, and not in a good way




























jk lol fap fapf ap




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dirty is hot

therefore

dirty is good




muddy dicks




that is all




Posted by Slade

dicks are always, always bad


always




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not always



wai-




Posted by sniper

My dick is very bad. It gets severe beatings daily.




Posted by Dreadnought

Win lock thread




Posted by Ant


Quoting Engine of Hate: Win lock thread


win lock thread



Posted by Zeta

locked thread wins.




Posted by Lord of Spam

thread, lock win




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you're all faggots




Posted by Lord of Spam

you told me thats why you loved me:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It is. Shut up.




Posted by Ant

WIN OPEN THREAD!




Posted by The Judge

WELL ALRIGHT!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHY SHOULD THIS THREAD STAY OPEN?




Posted by Lord of Spam

because im still ****ting bricks:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

constipation lawls




Posted by Linko_16

Postin' in a locked thread, lol.




Posted by sniper

the only good dick is a muddy dick, says me.