Something strange has happened here
what it was I do not know
but streams of grease
and mortal peace
will not find place to grow
Pertinance and insolence
and fortitude and greed
and stubble of the
bulbous bubble
all for masters need
Happily he'll wonder when
he finds his final goal
but doesnt see
the most great need
is found within the soul
But when the water flows the way
it did this morning dew
will blister up
and fester up
and SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
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tl;dr
edit: i just read it and what tha ****, dude
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I love it! Anything that plays off people's expectations to get humour is a win in my book.