i get a ***** *** ear infection last night. i'm almost 19. what the kind of bull**** is this? Even worse than the pain is the "shell shock" screeching it's making unless I push on it.
How shouldI treat this ailment?
Ear infectinos can happen at any age, just like chicken pocks and death. The only age specific problem I can think of would be SIDS.
Now stop having guys earf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck you.
Pierce it with a needle to let the pus run out.
Well I was thinking of busting out the power drill and draining whatever it is that will come out of my vapid little head, but that isn't gonna be covered in my health insurance. As far as earsex goes, it's been far too long, sadly. It can't be the culprit. :(
Get a wet napkin or papertowel. Put it flat in the bottom of a cup. Microwave it. Put the cup on the infected ear(s). The steam will drain out the mucus/whatever is in there.
It feels gross as hell, but it works.
If it is an actual infection, the bacteria will just grow more mucus/ear jizz, whatever. I call'd mah doctor, and I'll be going there this afternoon. He better prescribe some medical marijuana for this pain.
wow, what a stupid baby.
Don't leave it too long. The fact that I'm half deaf resulted from a massive ear infection that went untreated too long.
No, seriously, put a needle in the microwave and stick it in your ear. You'll feel much better in the morning.
Get one of those blue plunger things that suck up water and spit it out. Blast that in your ear, every drug store has one.
I get ear infections about... every three years. Much like clock work, always "Swimmer's Ear" even when I don't swim. No doctor knows why, but oh well.
it is cause you douched the wrong hole
PIERCE YOUR F[COLOR=Black]UCK[/COLOR]ING EARDRUM D[COLOR=Black]AM[/COLOR]MIT.
Then you'll have one up on Vampiro.
Yeah, not even I will go that far.
They fixed it. They said a tiny grain of sand had got in there and was causing all of the pain. They put this liquid plumber **** in there, and then washed it out with a fukken pressure cleaner thingy. Ow.
I still say smoking lots of pot would have been a better solution.
Well it's still not out of the question.
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lol, sexellent
Fun Fact: [URL="https://lifesilver.com/silver.htm"]Silver kills all bacteria.[/URL] Among other things. It's a fact. 4 serious! Look it up.
WEREWOLVES?!
Yeah, and maybe even grim! ZOMGLOOKOUT!!!!1
I'm wearing a silver ring right now... hmm ... nah.
Eat it and watch your health skyrocket.
i garuntee it
while at the meantime causing a critical shortage of grim? thats a risk we cant take, soldier.
MOTHER****ING ****
whatever those faggots did, it's way, way worse this morning. My whole ear feels like it's on fire, and just moving it hurts like a mother****er. vamP) ***** trhe sand was on my fukken ear drum, and it hurt like a *****. I've broken four fingers at a time before, and that hurt less than this stupid ear **** does.
*** ****it i swear i'd just shoot my fukken ear if there wasn't a spinal column right behind it.
SMOKE
how do i bought illegal drugs?
on teh streetz
Your first instinct is probably to find the nearest 'hood and look there, but this is unwise.
the quality will be ****. instead, find your nearest "lifestyle store" COUGHheadshopCOUGH and strike up a conversation with someone there.
STEAM POWERED EARS
I caused "massive middle ear trauma" when I went scuba diving. Twas not fun.
If you have a bacterial infection you should be on some type of decongestant as well as an antibiotic, so it will help open up your ear cannal so the ickies can drain away and the pressure get released (ultimately making your ear much happier).
Cephalexin
Well, I wasthinking I might just take a vacation from reality for a few hours and down about 5-6 Claritin and half a bottle of Robitussin, but I guess I'll try NESsies advice first, and then LoS's if I still feel awful.
Thanks guys!
edit: massive middle ear trauma sounds awful. Like I said, I would have rather busted a finger or two than havethis ear ****. Actual trauma, lawd, you're one Hell of a trooper, bby. ;)
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do it. you know you want to
Why are those legal to sell, but not pot?
Tobacco use. Seriously too, unlike bongs. There is a special form of tobacco made just for hookahs.
How 'bout that.
Well, you can use bongs for tobacco, but its a pain in the ***.
With this you load the chamber with your shisha (tobacco, mixed with molasses and flavoring) and then set a little coal on top of it. The coal sort of heats up the mix enough to get the flavor and some smoke out of it, without REALLY burning it. So its not putting out as much crap as cigs do, AND its covered with flavor, AND its filtereed through water.
Overall, pretty cool.
Oh, and I could build one of these with like 10 bux and a trip to a grocery stoor and a home repair store. its seriously easy. I spent 50 on this one, and its brass ang glass.
It took maybe fourteen or fifteen times scrolling past that picture before it occured to me that you were smoking a bong... not talking on the phone.
I'm not smoking a bong. I'm smokeing a hookah. DUH.
I dont plan on using this for weed; thats what my pipe is for.
As long as his lungs are damaged in some way of form it's awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwight with me.
Pic reminds me of that caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland.
CAN YOU BLOW SMOKE CLOUDS THAT LOOK LIKE LETTERS?
I can hit keys on a far away location and make you seem them from where you are via a system of data that I call the internet.
I don't know how to do that. :(
I'm taking classes.
idk wen excatly