ITT we post ideas for alternate things that happen in movies, whether it be as simple as a small change or an entire plot change.
My idea was a variant of Nightmare Before Christmas, in which Santa Claus attempts to steal Halloween, throwing Jack in a candycane dungeon while he goes out and scares the hell out of kids everywhere.
I think it would be cool to make waterworld, only have it not suck.
Back to the Future. Instead of Marty going back in time to the 1950's. You goes to the 1930's in Germany. From there he becomes the new leader and starts WWII in the footsteps of Hitler. Of course, in the process of all this he would kill all the jews, and then finally he would take over all of Europe. But then he pulls out his old family photo where he FINALLY notices that he's disappearing. What his grandparents never told him was that they were jews in the concentration camps and would had been killed had the Allies not come and saved them in the nick of time. So, by killing his grandparents, he disappears into nothingness. The end.
The guy from Time Machine goes into the future and becomes the new Fry in Futurama.
Back to the Future. When Marty goes to see the Doc he pulls out a revolver and shoots Marty in the heart.
Predator 1 and 2... you know, have Predator actually win for once.
As it would be in real life?
Pretty much.
but lol nah, predator can't win because then the humans would lose lol
IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REALZ!
Aristocats except Dutchess is a human who looks as sexy as her voice sounds.
I'd redo that porno I was in, where instead of that stinky mexican going *** to mouth on me and giving me e coli, he just blows his load all over my tits. Later on though, i find out he had genital warts, and i get huge breakouts all over my chest. Then, i kill myself in disgrace.
Nah, cause then sex would be a burnt, awkward, painful ordeal, especially when he keeps the mask on.
Gladiator shouldve ended with Russell Crowe javlinin people in the face and yeah.
Wouldn't work because V is seriously gay.
EVERYTHING SHOULD END WITH COMMUNISM, PAIN IS FUN
It's true. Vampy told me so. :(
Every movie: more hot sex.
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Sorry, I'm fapping right now and can't concentrate on much else.
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Donnie Darko: Remake the movie.... with less suck.
Star Wars: Start with the 1st movie, D-DUH!
I'd remake the porno Pirates to have less spitting in *******s, and better fake boobs. Also, less "story".
Biodome- Same movie, but every character is played by Paulie (Pauly?) Shore.
Lord of the Rings. The part of Frodo is played by Jack Nicholson.
Saw: LoS is in it and gets killed for real and everyone rapes his corpse. Not very funny, but extremely cruel and sadistic.
Not cruel or sadistic at all. More like tame and something he'd probably love and enjoy.
Titanic, they both die.
King Kong vs ***zilla- They team up and take over the universe.
Cannibal Holocaust, except with hungry Jews.
Troy: Replace brad pitt with christopher walken
LOtR: First movie was awesome, bit it could have some more important key bookstuff happening.
As for the other two, come on.
THERE WASN'T EVEN EXPLOSIVES INTHEBOOK! >=O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TkEud1mK9U
To build off of Pit: replace very actor ever in any movie since hte dawn of time with Christopher Walken.
Best idea ever.
replace christopher walken with the "very" actor.
loling at LoS.
I want them to go back and change that 1995 movie, The Devil's Advocate, and kill off Charlize Theron in the first ten minutes. OR, failing that, at least let us see the dream baby rip her ovaries out.
buffet.
tries too hard
disregard that, cocks, etc.
Just imagine ***zilla with my idea. Swarms of poorly dubbed Christopher Walkens running from a HUGE screaming Christopher Walken as he destroys Tokyo. Eventually, a plucky government scientist (played by Christopher Walken, of course) realizes the monsters weakness and manages to defeat him just before he breaches the nuklear reactor. the day is saved, and the scientist walks into the sunset with the girl he's been trying to impress since highschool, who he won over with his show of bravery and smarts, played by Christopher Walken.
I swear to ***, if this movie is ever made it'll make millions.
***zilla is replaced by a gigantic Walken.
So in other G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]dzilla movies, where he fights other massive monsters, it'd be a city of Walkens running from two massive Walkens fighting each other, including Walken shooting acid from his stomach as Biolante, and Flying as Rodan or Mothra.
Also a Walken with three heads, as King Ghidorah, or however you spell it.
What about kong?
A very hairy Walken.
Walken in a gorilla suit, one of those cheap ones hwere you can see his face.
lol that kid is creepy
He's like:
"- I want your titties. >=8"
baby grinman
frightening
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Just dissatisfied.
Copycats. :(
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ant again.
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I'm still under the impression if I do that I'll get negative rep.
lol reputation circlejerk.
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