Altered Movies




Posted by The Judge

ITT we post ideas for alternate things that happen in movies, whether it be as simple as a small change or an entire plot change.

My idea was a variant of Nightmare Before Christmas, in which Santa Claus attempts to steal Halloween, throwing Jack in a candycane dungeon while he goes out and scares the hell out of kids everywhere.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I think it would be cool to make waterworld, only have it not suck.




Posted by Ant

Back to the Future. Instead of Marty going back in time to the 1950's. You goes to the 1930's in Germany. From there he becomes the new leader and starts WWII in the footsteps of Hitler. Of course, in the process of all this he would kill all the jews, and then finally he would take over all of Europe. But then he pulls out his old family photo where he FINALLY notices that he's disappearing. What his grandparents never told him was that they were jews in the concentration camps and would had been killed had the Allies not come and saved them in the nick of time. So, by killing his grandparents, he disappears into nothingness. The end.




Posted by The Judge

The guy from Time Machine goes into the future and becomes the new Fry in Futurama.




Posted by Ant

Back to the Future. When Marty goes to see the Doc he pulls out a revolver and shoots Marty in the heart.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Predator 1 and 2... you know, have Predator actually win for once.




Posted by The Judge

As it would be in real life?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pretty much.

but lol nah, predator can't win because then the humans would lose lol




Posted by Ant

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REALZ!




Posted by Slade

Aristocats except Dutchess is a human who looks as sexy as her voice sounds.




Posted by Kiyoshi

I'd redo that porno I was in, where instead of that stinky mexican going *** to mouth on me and giving me e coli, he just blows his load all over my tits. Later on though, i find out he had genital warts, and i get huge breakouts all over my chest. Then, i kill myself in disgrace.




Posted by The Judge

Nah, cause then sex would be a burnt, awkward, painful ordeal, especially when he keeps the mask on.




Posted by Apathetic

Gladiator shouldve ended with Russell Crowe javlinin people in the face and yeah.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: V for Vendetta: V stays alive and Evey and him get married or something along those lines.


Wouldn't work. The ending it has is the only ending that would work.

...Even if it would be cool to have V stay alive



Posted by Dexter

Wouldn't work because V is seriously gay.




Posted by Apathetic

EVERYTHING SHOULD END WITH COMMUNISM, PAIN IS FUN




Posted by Ant


Quoting Dexter: Wouldn't work because V is seriously gay.


That's not very nice.



Posted by Dexter

It's true. Vampy told me so. :(




Posted by Linko_16

Every movie: more hot sex.

...

Sorry, I'm fapping right now and can't concentrate on much else.




Posted by Ant

GTFO VGC!

29996 GET!




Posted by Slade

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2999




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Donnie Darko: Remake the movie.... with less suck.




Posted by ExoXile

Star Wars: Start with the 1st movie, D-DUH!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'd remake the porno Pirates to have less spitting in *******s, and better fake boobs. Also, less "story".


Quoting Aids: I'd redo that porno I was in, where instead of that stinky mexican going *** to mouth on me and giving me e coli, he just blows his load all over my tits. Later on though, i find out he had genital warts, and i get huge breakouts all over my chest. Then, i kill myself in disgrace.



Quoting The Judge: Nah, cause then sex would be a burnt, awkward, painful ordeal, especially when he keeps the mask on.


honestly, I didnt even see what judge had posted before i did that edit, but oh how i lold once i did see it.



Posted by sniper

Biodome- Same movie, but every character is played by Paulie (Pauly?) Shore.




Posted by Dreadnought

Lord of the Rings. The part of Frodo is played by Jack Nicholson.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Dreadnought: Lord of the Rings. The part of Frodo is played by Jack Nicholson.



I'd watch it.



Posted by Kiyoshi

Saw: LoS is in it and gets killed for real and everyone rapes his corpse. Not very funny, but extremely cruel and sadistic.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not cruel or sadistic at all. More like tame and something he'd probably love and enjoy.




Posted by Poison

Titanic, they both die.




Posted by Zeta

King Kong vs ***zilla- They team up and take over the universe.




Posted by Dreadnought

Cannibal Holocaust, except with hungry Jews.




Posted by Pit

Troy: Replace brad pitt with christopher walken




Posted by ExoXile

LOtR: First movie was awesome, bit it could have some more important key bookstuff happening.
As for the other two, come on.

THERE WASN'T EVEN EXPLOSIVES INTHEBOOK! >=O




Posted by Poison

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TkEud1mK9U




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Aids: Saw: LoS is in it and gets killed for real and everyone rapes his corpse. Not very funny, but extremely cruel and sadistic.


I'm fapping just thinking about it, baby. Want to film it? My onyl request is that after I die you cut open my balls and drink my dead cum.



Posted by Lord of Spam

To build off of Pit: replace very actor ever in any movie since hte dawn of time with Christopher Walken.




Posted by Zeta

Best idea ever.




Posted by Ant

replace christopher walken with the "very" actor.




Posted by Dreadnought

loling at LoS.

I want them to go back and change that 1995 movie, The Devil's Advocate, and kill off Charlize Theron in the first ten minutes. OR, failing that, at least let us see the dream baby rip her ovaries out.

buffet.




Posted by Klarth

tries too hard




Posted by Dreadnought

disregard that, cocks, etc.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Just imagine ***zilla with my idea. Swarms of poorly dubbed Christopher Walkens running from a HUGE screaming Christopher Walken as he destroys Tokyo. Eventually, a plucky government scientist (played by Christopher Walken, of course) realizes the monsters weakness and manages to defeat him just before he breaches the nuklear reactor. the day is saved, and the scientist walks into the sunset with the girl he's been trying to impress since highschool, who he won over with his show of bravery and smarts, played by Christopher Walken.

I swear to ***, if this movie is ever made it'll make millions.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

***zilla is replaced by a gigantic Walken.




Posted by The Judge

So in other G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]dzilla movies, where he fights other massive monsters, it'd be a city of Walkens running from two massive Walkens fighting each other, including Walken shooting acid from his stomach as Biolante, and Flying as Rodan or Mothra.




Posted by Zeta

Also a Walken with three heads, as King Ghidorah, or however you spell it.




Posted by ExoXile

What about kong?




Posted by Zeta

A very hairy Walken.




Posted by Pit

Walken in a gorilla suit, one of those cheap ones hwere you can see his face.





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol that kid is creepy




Posted by ExoXile

He's like:

"- I want your titties. >=8"




Posted by Ant

baby grinman




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

frightening




Posted by Ant

rep me




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

happy?




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: rep me

Hey that's what I say



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Slade again.


happy?



Posted by Slade

Just dissatisfied.




Posted by ExoXile

Copycats. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ant again.

faggot




Posted by The Judge

I'm still under the impression if I do that I'll get negative rep.




Posted by Dreadnought

lol reputation circlejerk.





[COLOR=DimGray]rep me plz[/COLOR]




Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: I'm still under the impression if I do that I'll get negative rep.

Oh, you will.


You will.



Posted by Ant

OR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POSITIVE!




Posted by The Judge

rep me




Posted by Dreadnought

rep me




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: rep me



Quoted post: rep me


happy?



Posted by The Judge

Yes, actually.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Excellent.




Posted by sniper

derep random




Posted by Dreadnought

This thread is awesome. White Horse Table seal of approval.