this is the thread where i lampoon vgcers

can you guess who i am now?

not using my shift key in conjunction with this unreadable font makes me look cool, lol

shut up already.

punctuation is lame

K, do me now.

Yeah, seriously, kid, grow the **** up. A greeter at walmart? bol

srsly, fail less.

buffet

Hm, I expected to be mad fun of more, but I like the cut of your jib nonetheless.

POOL'S CLOSED BIX NOOD LURK MOAR /R/ FAP TO A TRAP IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR NIGRA JEWS DID WTC LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOONG GRINMAN LIKES TO GRIN DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU WRYYYYYYYYY

It's like you've summed up my life in one simple paragraph.

Final Fantasy VII is possibly one of the best games ever. And don't even think of playing Xenogears, because it's highly unoriginal and contains stereotypical characters and has a ****ty battle system.

K, without any worthless crap that doesn't actually apply to me just because I post on DA and without any of your normal assumptions, do an accurate impression of me. [spoiler]I await dissapointment[/spoiler]

yoyoyoyoyoyo cactus wut werd homie

If I ever spoke like that seriously I'd kill myself

I AM THEE JUDGE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER IN THIS FORUM! JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE!

That's how I roll. Should I roll onto some suicide?

edit: ninjas, narcotics, haterape

Or the show Wacky Deli.

Hm, nah, that's a p[COLOR="black"][COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR][/COLOR]ss poor impression, since I have nothing against Xenogears and I have never once quoted FF7 as one of my favorite games.

DO ME

Post 7 should sum you up pretty well.

oh hey btw **** you

Sorry to dissapoint, Klarth, but I'm not a faggy wimp who can't stand being wrong. I guess I did quote it as one of my favorite games. Must've skipped my poor memory.

Okay, and? The only thing I ever knocked about Xenogears was it's disgusting graphics. And I said it's one of my favorite games, not one of the best.

xenogearz rulez

[quote=The Judge]The only thing I ever knocked about Xenogears was it's disgusting graphics.
I never said you'd stated otherwise
[quote]And I said it's one of my favorite games, not one of the best.
I never said you'd stated it was one of the best

Then how was Lolin's impersonation an accurate one?

This looks fun. Do me next! Hooray!

[quote]lolin beat me to it, I no longer have a need
Implications, child, given that my request specifically called for an accurate one.

You seem to be noticing unnecessary implications which were never actually implied

Poor excuse.

[quote=Klarth] [url=http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=17437]I'm leaving DA.[/url]
[quote=Klarth][url=http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=18134]O SHI-! How did this get here?[/url]
[spoiler].[/spoiler]

Guess all that well hidden, completely unnoticed angst finally died.

Scratch this edit. That was unneccesarily mean of me.

hey arcadiot guess what that first thread was

maybe it was one of those satire things I've heard people are into these days

maybe a lampoon, perchance

LIKE THIS VERY ****ING THREAD

what the ****ing hell is wrong with you, you stupid ****ing dick

seriously. you're ****ing braindead, i swear your brain is falling out of your ****ing nose.

Name calling

Shut up, faggot.

Oh irony thy name be Derick.

new thread topic: arcadios is extremely good at missing the point entirely

I can think of someone else who fits the bill pretty cleanly.

Hm, sure seems to go against that time he said he doesn't make fun of people for no reason.

because calling other people out on being hypocritical means that the caller-out cannot be one himself? riiiiiight

[quote=The Judge]
Hm, sure seems to go against that time he said he doesn't make fun of people for no reason.
I have my reasons, and I don't "make fun" - I attempt to offend the **** out of people.

[quote=Klarth]I have my reasons, and I don't "make fun" - I attempt to offend the **** out of people.

I think he was talking about Arcadios there...

[quote=The Judge]
Scratch this edit. That was unneccesarily mean of me.
lol i just noticed this

I honestly don't give a **** about what you say about that man. He's a dick.

cmon on man, i'd be easy:(

yse no siht you bstarad

Klarth!

Are you happy now?!

Look, I'm using my punctuation and my font is legible!

No need to be facecious, dear.

lol oops

im so jetlagged :( :( :(

I like Klarth when he's like this.

I don't know what I'm like. I hate myself to the point of having to turn to oppression and coprophilia.

Yeah, that's it.

How about you imitate me and stop posting?
:(

zing

[quote=Kodachi]How about you imitate me and stop posting?
:(

didn't you kill a black guy?

Nah, it puts me in the right because it means I can easily identify my peers.

And who exactly do you consider to be at your level?

Gah! Shut up, fags!

If you weren't such an insecure attention whore, you wouldn't have asked to be imitated and defend yourself at every opportunity.

iris and kod are better at this than anyone else, if this thread is any indication.

Not really, given that my request was for an accurate impression and not a poor one which isn't actually true. Had you given me a stinging insult of an impression that actually portrayed me down to a dime, there wouldn't be a single complaint from my mind to my fingers to this site.

hay, judge,

[URL="http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=17960"]http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=17960[/URL]

Iris, don't go off topic. You should be doing an impersonation of me, not redirecting me to a thread of which the title is incompetence (though your sinister point is not lost, you sly dog)!

And even as an impersonation, it's inadequate, as I would never do that to someone.

Goodness me.

This is how you take an insult on the internets, whether a poor one, or stinging zinger:

[quote=The Judge]Not really, given that my request was for an accurate impression and not a poor one which isn't actually true.
...look up "lampoon"

hello, i'm so unoriginal that i have a description under my name telling the world this. however, i enjoy bringing conversations to a dead halt by posting random trivia that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. if you challenge me at mega man, you will lose. capitalism and capitalization is for squares.

who am i

Gamemiestro

You just can't make this easy, can you?

I actually have no idea who that is.

okay

do me

HEY MY NAME IS MAIAN DO ME DO ME HI DO ME DO ME OH OH OH DO ME I WANT ATTENTION OH OHHHHHHH DO ME PLEASE OH DO ME NOW NOW NOW PLEASE DO ONE OF ME PLEASE? PLEAAAAASE

:-*

Suppose that was accurate enough

"I like Star Wars. The name's Maian."

Except not really.

How can you "beat someone" at mega man

[quote=GameMiestro]hello, i'm so unoriginal that i have a description under my name telling the world this. however, i enjoy bringing conversations to a dead halt by posting random trivia that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. if you challenge me at mega man, you will lose. capitalism and capitalization is for squares.

who am i
when do i post on the main boards?

also, capitialism is good to a point, that point being now because of the monopolies that have a bit too much power.

You've probably read some stuff about Adam Smith and should know that monopolies are a threat to a free market.