You should know how to play this. But just in case you dont...
You choose from the two choices the person who posted before you gives you. You may also state why you chose your particular reason, then you give two choices of your own.
I begin...(but since I start, I dont have anything to choose from)
Firefox or Opera?
Hmmmmmm........
Firefox, only because I currently have mine working and looking like Opera, only without ads :cool:
Apple or Butterscotch?
Butterscotch. I love it, but haven't had any in forever.
Television or Music?
Music, unless its Conan O'Brian.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs. I've had bad experiences with cats.
The Paranormal or Sports?
teh paranormal
But if its Alien week on the History Channel vs. The Suns game, I'll take the Suns. Very good basketball this season, and most of that stuff they show on T.V. gets repetitive on paranormal stuff. Especially Bigfoot, the Loch Ness thing, and aliens.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, Pepsi is too sweet for me.
Girls or Boys?
Girls. :)
Red or blue?
Blue
Sexed up or virgin?
Sexed up!
Vanilla fudge or credit card?
Credit Card
Majesty or Abraxas?
Abraxas.
Photoshop 7 or Paint Shop Pro?
Paint Shop Pro (specifically PSP 7). I always found Photoshop to be too hard to use, although a lot of people tell me it's wayyy better.
William or Paraschism (my former alias here)?
you.
Black or white?
[B]White. I'm tired of goths.
Cell phone or IMfree? (Thing in my signature. <3)[/b]
Cell Phone. I can call people with it :)
Mild or Spicey?
Spicy. I like things hot.
Ear infection or sinus infection?
Sinus plz. Ear ****ing hurts.
Blue balls or no balls?
Blue balls, because that makes me look forward to midnight :)
Modern or classical?
Modern. Everything's all avant-garde that way.
Sabredog or flavoured condoms?
Flavored condoms. I like the Bananna flavour the bestest.
Heaven or Hell?
GEE THAT'S A HARD ONE SIR JAPAN
heaven.
me or
or.
acoustic or electric
Electric.
*oscar*Or*pikachu*
*oscar*
Jesse or Bjarni?
Bjarni was somewhat amusing.
Industrial grindcore death metal or those little screws that fall out of your glasses which you proceed to spend seven hours on the floor attempting to locate?
Ugh, how can you make me choose. They both REALLY suck bad...but I guess I'd choose the death metal :(
Things that go bump in the night, or a good joke?
A good joke. The thing that went bump in the night was me. :( (ouch)
Flame Ghost or Jesse Smith?
Jesse.
Pokemon or Digimon?
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black]Pokemon
Having to pee in a metal suit or being the last person on Earth?[/FONT][/COLOR]
As long as I can cut a hole in the metal suit, the metal suit.
Would you rather be crushed by a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Feathers
Lots of rep or lots of posts?
Funnily enough, that's actually more of a thinking point than it was intended to be. The difference between saying what you want, or receiving definite appreciation for what you say. I suppose post count at least works as a definite number of how many times you've spoken your mind; rep is abused a lot, and people have different opinions over what merits rep. So, posts for the actual number is the hardest to abuse, but I'd rather make one post and it be appreciated than make two which nobody thinks much of. Neither actual statistic means very much to me.
Cheese or pineapple.
Pineapple.
Sabredog or Netman
I WANT BOTH
a dog or your grandmother
A TREE
Newspaper or flea?
( This reminds me of the " Would you Rather " Thread we used to have)
Newspaper. I hate bugs!
Salt in a wound, or vinegar in your eye...
Salt in a wound
Penis or Pussy?
PENIS
Here or there?
EVERYWHERE!!!
Wealth or happiness
Wealth. Money can buy happiness.
Sex or Immortality?
SEX
Having sex with your mother or having sex with a raccoon?
Raccoon. At least she would take it like a bitch and couldn't tell neighbours.
Music or video games?
Toughy...Video Games I suppose. But that was a hard one to answer. : /
Anyways, Apples or oranges?
Apples, I don't have to peel them I just eat them.
Dungeons or Dragons?
Dragons. I am afraid of the dark.
Shaved or hairy.
[quote=The Judge]Wealth. Money can buy happiness.
You sad, sad thing, you.
Anyway, shaved.
Having the ability to go back in time to correct past mistakes, with the possibility that doing so may screw up something in your future; or the ability to see into the future and know whether or not it'll be better in the long run, but not being able to do anything about it if it turns out to be bad?
Ability to go back and fix things.
Furries or the KKK?
Furries. They're more tolerable.
WWIII or the Second Coming?
The second coming; wars are icky.
World peace or a sex slave?
Sex slave.
AMD or Intel?
Dammit Mike you got to it before me. Um...AMD?
Mozart or Beethoven?
Beethoven. passion > skill rawr >:0
Heartbreak of true love or ignorance of having never loved in the first place (yes I had to reword it shush)?
1st. "It's better to have loved then to have never love at all."
Life without arms or life without legs?
without legs, I can't type with my feet.
Crossword or Su Doku? (hi brits)
Crosswords I suppose.
Guys or girls?
It depends on context, but if you mean it in *that* way, it's the straight and narrow for me.
Motorbike or jetski?
[edit: beaten by Jackie]
Motorbike. There be no large water masses in yonder Edinburrr'. Yarrr.
And since you included no question:
Yeah, I choose to poo sitting down as opposed to standing.
Techno or Country?
Shit. Sorry. Was too concerned about covering up that non-sensical post. :\
I choose Techno! :) Some Country is nice, though, as long as it steers clear of stupid titles.
:gas: or :flame: ?
"I kissed my baby with my fist"
anyways, the second one.
Loud Speakers or Airhorns?
Airhorns, they make the more annoying noise unless you play some form of music everyone hates.
GIANT PLASTIC RATS or UNICORN POWER?
I'd have to go with Giant Plastic Rats.
Cold Fire or "The Fire?"
Cold Fire.
Higbvuyb or Landon?
Oohhh... that's a tough one. I'll go with Landon. At least his crap makes me laugh.
Tics or leeches?
Tics, because they look less creepy and I've had a tic whilst camping once.
A cliff edge or a mountain peek?
Mountain peAk.
Morbidly obese or drastically underweight?
Morbidly obese, most definately. Just looking at an anorexic fills me with disgust. Of course, so does obesity, but in a less sickening way.
Converse or K-Swiss?
Converse, definitely.
Hand Clocks or Digital?
Handclocks
Quarter or 2 dimes and 1 nickle?
Quarter, it's two less coins to carry around. Duh.
8 ball or checkers?
8 ball, because spiders have 8 eyes.. I think?
MGS series or Splinter Cell series?
Splinter Cell. I like to play more than watch.
cheesecake or brownies?
Oooh, damn, toughy.
Brownies...I guess. :(
Make love or Fuck?
make love.
Bust skulls or insult?
Bust skulls, most definitely.
Lava Lamps or those orbs that when you touch them the little lightning inside them follows your fingers?
o man, the lava lamps
blue ink or black ink
Black ink.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla, I hate chocolate.
Jesse or Hyper?
Both, they cool.
1 eye with the other one gutted out or 2 eyes but 1 causes extreme pain and has pimples growing out of it.
Eye with other gutted out
Mountains or beaches?
beaches
rock or rap
Rock4lyfe.
Guns or Swords?
Swords. Better to waste someone with skill and some finesse, rather than just a pull of a trigger.
apples or oranges?
Apples cause it don't take me 10 hours to finally get to eat it.
Resident Evil 4 or Final Fantasy IV
RE4
Devil May Cry 3 or Midnight Club 3
Devil may cry.
music or internet?
internet
psp of ds
PSP Better games so far.
Vets = Vetenarians or Vets = Veterans
veterans
5:00 pm or 8:00 pm
8:00 pm
Maxim or Playboy
Playboy
Iris or Angelwing?
Iris
staples or paper clips
Staples
Pens or pencils?
Pencils due to that handy eraser.
Paper or Plastic?
Paper.
2004 or 2005?
2004.
A 007 NINJA OR STALIN
007 ninja
family guy or american dad
Family Guy
Anime or Manga?
anime
doritos or cheetos
Flaming hot Cheetos.
Chopsticks stuck up your nose or up your mouth?
Mouth, I prefer to look like a walrus.
Moses or Noah?
Moses..Noah saved those dam* mosquitoes:)
Post Reply or Quick Reply
Quick Reply!
Vanilla or chocolate? :)
VANILLAH
He-man or Liono?
he-man
*giggles*
spit or swallow
Spit.
Bubble gum or nuclear weaponry?
GUM. I want Gum because I want gum, and that's why I want gum...
CAKE or DEATH
Death.
You didn't answer mine, loser.
Apples or Guns?
APPLES! Apples are red, and so is my liver.
CHEESE or PENS
apples, they taste good...or cheese
chocolate or peanutbutter
chocolate
Boston or New York
NY
Bostons gay
Asshair or no hair
No hair...having crap stuck to your *** after you take a dump is something only crazy should worry about.
HEARING or SIGHT
sight, because you can get cochlear implants :)
clean or dirty
dirty plz
there or their
their
lobster or magnet?
Lobster, I hate magnets because of the danger to CD's and tapes that they pose.
Tori Amos or Bruce Springsteen?
Tori? idk
Code Red Mountain Dew or regular MD
Code Red.
Corn or beans
OMG please. You're giving that choice to an El Salvadoran. we survive of corn & beans. I'd have to corn though.
Day or Night.
Night. I've always been the nocturnal type, and I plan on getting a night job and night classes at college in the fall.
Sun or rain?
Rain, because I rather be wet then burning.
Tea or death?
I'd say tea, my good man!
Music or video games?
Video Games
Real World or Road Rules
real world simply because it has the word real in it
i've never heard of either of those, are they tv programmes?
er
grapefruit or cranberry
Cranberry, because it's in all the other juices.
100 disk, non-skip, portable cd player? OR IPod?
The long one
Cable or Sattelite
Cable, by far. Better reception and no hassle.
Sex with Rosie O'Donnel or Bill O'Reilly?
...Why the hell I have to get the gay ones? I guess both, if I'd have to do something gay, i'd go all out.
Die by bring too hot or die by being too cold?
Too cold.
Do you prefer urban or rural areas? (if you've even been in both)
rural
Wendy's or McDonalds
Neither! :mad:
Left-brained or right-brained?
Left-Brained. ^_-_^
Pencil or Pen?
Brush.
France or England. COOKIES TO THOSE WHO HAVE THE FAVORABLE ANSWER. :mad:
ummm...Engaland??
Oreos or Chocolate Chip cookies
Bourbon biscuits.
What do I have to pick from?
Boys or Girls?
I love teh women. Definetely girls.
El Salvador or Guam. There is rep in it for the right answer
El Salvador!!!
Cookies or crackers?
Cookies.
Q or Z?
Q is for queef
EGGS OR MILK?
AHHH Poison I can't give you rep yet until i give others rep!!!!
milk
Acoustic or Electric
Electric because the other word had more letters :(
House or condo?
I can't give Poison rep either.
Condo. One more letter and it would be condom.
Eggs. or Eggs.?
Double :(
EGGS!
Coke or Cum?
I'd like a big load of...........................................................................................................................................................coke.
Hot chick with a bad personality or ugly chick with a great personality?
Neither.
Sandwich or penis?
Sandwich!
Hot pocket or lean pocket?
hot pocket. lean pockets are for wimps.
House or tree?
House, who the **** picks a tree over a house???
Car or van?
Van
I like space, stfu
LORD OF THE RINGS OR LORD OF SPAM?
Lord of Spam. Lord of the Rings doesn't deal with pieing Jesus in the face.
Nostradamus or Frank Sinatra?
Well, Nostradamus' name is way cooler. :mad2:
Stalin or Stalolin?!
Stalolin, for EGGSSSS!!!!!!S
Poison or Psion?
Poison, for they are the most ridiculous of metal bands.
Windows or Linux LOL.
Linux crashes less but I use windows anyway.
*** cream or ice cream?
Go[i][i]d cream.
Hitler or Stalin?
Stalin made the trains run on time. Hitler, just killed people. ...Stalin!
Laptop or computer?
Actually that was said about Mussolini...:)
anyways computer.
Skinned alive or buried alive?
Skinned alive if I get to live afterwards. I'd be freaking little kids out and there will always be someone that will say "dude, thats ****ing nice."
Live with advanced AIDS or no penis?
Advanced AIDS. I'd rather die funking :)
wet or dry?
dry
Dieing frozen or dieing burning?
Dying burning. I've always minded extreme heat less than extreme cold.
Love or Hate?
Love, I feel enough hate at home :(
Chicken or turkey?
S'all about the chicken.
Liberty or a bran muffin?
I want to say Liberty, but bran muffin with milk kicks butt!
Glasses or contacts?
Glasses that I can put way low on my nose to make me look like a high-ranking memeber of the Russian mob.
Computer games or console games?
Console because consoles typically don't crash or BSOD every two seconds.
Spending five minutes with a bratty child, or bathing? In water from Chernobyl, that is.
Alaster, this isn't a chatroom. Now go light yourself on fire and jump off a cliff. :)
Spend 5 minutes with a bratty child.
Learn to play Guitar or Drums?
Drums. I've always been more interested in them.
The beach or the mountains?
Mountains, fun to climb around and during winter that's where the snow is!(here anyways)
Wal-Mart or Target?
The Target in my area is far less trashy than the Wal-Mart.
Excuse me for the possibility of it being on other pages, as I am too lazy to look, but
Life or Death?
Life...random pick.
Tea or death (for the second time)?
Shame for doing it again.
Tea, I love tea.
Winning or loosing?
Winning. If you do something you do it right.
A pack of gum or a shaving mirror?
Pack of gum...
Salt or sugar? :)
I'd go for the gum. Especially if it was Juicy Fruit.
*sigh* Da[b][/b]mn you, Coro.
I'd go with sugar (!!!!!!)
Are you more of an outdoor or an indoor person?
Indoors. Even my sport (swimming) takes place indoors.
Episode I or Episode II?
Episode II, less Jar Jar Binks.
Cream or sugar?
Cream. Dairy products are the best.
Cow or pig (in terms of eatin') VEGETARIANS REFRAIN FROM POSTING UNTIL THE NEXT ONE.
Cows. I love cheeseburgers.
Here's another one that I'm interested in seeing people respond to:
Fire or water? (water for me, definitely!)
If water like fire got into a fight, water would pwn fire.
Pizza or hotdogs?
Pizza, by far.
Chocolate or Candy?
I'd have to go with chocolate.
Having someone you love die or have yourself die for them?
Chocolate offers a natural high.
Being the smart in a dumb class or being challenged in a smart class?
Being smart in a dumb class. Usually the dumb kids are funner than the really smart ones.
Have the power to be invisible or power of controlling people?
controlling people = me having a better chance at getting laid.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs by far. Can't stand cats.
Wolf Spider or Parakeets?
Parakeets, I have no clue what the other one would look like.
Big dick or big brains?
HUH! That's a hard one... -thinks- ... Brains. The thought of being a moron makes me sad :(
Dinner or a movie?
Dinner, I'm hungry right now!
Cute or hot?
Cute. Hot is overplayed.
What's more powerful, penis or vagina? :p
Penis.
turds or loofahs?
[IMG]http://www.bathplantation.com/loofah_l.jpg[/IMG]
Transexuals or hermaphrodites
Herma Crabs :)
DDR Freak = Male or DDR Freak = Female
DDR Freak = male
penis or vagina
Dead tie.
Computer or Console games?
Computer games.
Yaoi or furry porn?
*sigh*
Dead tie. o_0
Tifa or Aries?
I have no clue who they are...Tifa gets random picked.
Butt seck or anal sex?
Anal.
Death by leathal injection or gas chamber.
Pens, classy
cool ranch or cheese?
Ranch, I think it's less messy and isnt too strong. That and I just plain like it better.
Straight Hentai/porn or gay/bi of any type (yuri/lez and yaoi/gay)?
................Yuri, less penor. 0_0
Swords or Axes?
Swords
Car or motorcycle?
Motorcycle, they just look cooler.
MGS or Splinter Cell?
MGS cuz I never really like Splinter cell because of those glowing goggle.
Pepsi vinnilla or vinnilla coke.
dude, they both suck. I guess I pick pepsi...since it's generally better then coke.
blue or black ink?
black ink
Shaven or have a beard?
Beard
Pen or pencil
pencil
cake or pie
Cake! It's like a party of dead people in my mouth.
Cable tv or Direct tv?
EDIT
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I should hope you mean digital cable... if so, then yes, cable... no contest.
Chocolate or vanilla? (Vanilla all the fu[b][/b]cking way for me)
Edit: DMAN YOU CURROPT
Vanilla4lyfe.
A bucket of semen or Cold Fire's cock?
teh r00ster!!1! omg
In a sexual context, higbvuyb or me?
Both.
Japan or China?
japan
chicken or ducks
Ducks.
Rollerblades or Skateboard?
Rollerblades, because cute girls rollerblade!
paper dollar or that golden dollar coin?
Sacajawea dollar, please.
Records or cassette?
Records. On the rare occasions I get to see them, I am ever so enamored.
Blastoise or Charizard?
Charizard. He's always been my favorite pokemon, mostly because I only play Red Version... Y'know, so I dont know any of the newer ones.
Atari or Coleicovision?
Atari, cause I don't know what the **** Coleicovision is.
Paper or Plastic?
Plastic! They make excellent garbage bags!
Italian restaurants or French restaurants?
Italian by far for the wide varity of pastas and other good food :)
E-mail, or Regular Mail
Regular mail is what I prefer to recieve (cause it's exciting), and e-mail is what I prefer to send. Cuz I'm lazy.
Lobster or Crab?
Lobster because it seems more expensive.
Cats or dogs
Dogs, because my dog bear gives high fives.
Dance in the rain, or feel no pain?
Dance in the rain. That's so much cooler than not feeling pain. Because then those whips my girlfriend uses would be worthless.
Taking the virginity of a beautiful man/woman or taking the virginity of Jesus?
Jesus.
Me or Me?
Way to kill the thread.
Tables or chairs?
Tables. Better for having sex on.
Cocaine or Heroin?
Cocaine, as long I can have a couple 8-balls worth
construction or destruction
Construction. Positivity
Black Licorice or Red Licorice?
red licorice, out of pity tho. I enjoy Australlian Licorice
Me or a pit of snakes
Pit of Snakes.
Blondes or Burenttes
Blondes = cute
Msn or Aim?
MSN.
Games or Sports
Games, because when you play sports, there is a chance you might get hurt :(
Whores or hookers?
Whores. More bang for your buck. (I wouldn't pick either in real life:P)
black keyboards or white keyboards?
Black keyboards.
Dead or Alive
Kasumi :cool:
Super man powers or being a ninja?
Being a Ninja.
Stubborn or just do it
Stubborn.
Pie or cake?
Cake, unless it was apple pie.
Spaghetti or Pork Ribs?
Hmm. Pork Ribs, albeit good, are too messy. So, spaghetti ftw.
Japanese manga or American comics?
American Comics.
Piss or Shat?
****!
Action or story(like in movies and stuff)
Story I guess.
Sight or taste?
Sight for sure.
small vs huge
medium, but small.
prog metal or symphonic metal?
tough, but I'll go with prog.
pop or rap? :(
I'm going to have to go with the lesser evil here, pop.
Ethernet or wireless network?
bah Wireless network I guess.
Dick or Chick??
chick.
cheetos or fritos?
Cheetos by far.
Salty snacks or Sugary snacks?
Sugary snacks.
Light side or Dark side?
Dark side, because I'm not a panzy *** mother ****er.
Odds or evens?
evens.
"a" or "z?"
A, easily, no contest.
Mellow or Hard Rock.
Hard rock.
Backstreet Boys or *Nsync... how evil.
*Nsync *omgjtsohawt*
Blonde or brunette?
if only i could pick neither. backstreet boys.
chinease or japanese
EDIT: Oops Im a bit slow Brunnette cuz Im not a fan of blonds
japanese, they aren't communist
pass
Communist leader for president, or George Bush?
****tingdicknipples or dick****tingnipples?
WTF
Snoop Dog or Lil' John (i like neither)
Ugh, Snoop Dog. I'm tired of hearing the phrase "get skeeted on" all day.
Console or PC games?
tie
cuz i like the choice on pc but the contorl of the consol
this or that
Tie, because that was way too original...
NFL or NBA?
NFL
Funk rock or Funk rock (taken straight from Stella(because they funkin rock!))
I'm gonna go for the "verystrait42 will die a virgin" option.
Soap or shower gel?
your mom
sex with a donkey or sex with me?
You.
Sex with Verystrait or someone under the legal age (like, way under)?
Sex with someone under age... wait. What's the difference?
Sex with The Judge or sex with vertystrait24?
Well, I gotta go with the one that has a pussy, verystrait24.
Baseball or Basketball?
Basketball
Skateboards or rollerblades
Roller blades; falling off of skateboards is what I do.
Sweet and sour or honey mustard?
Honey Mustard > Sweet & Sour
Boston or Ottowa?
Boston, it isn't Canadan.
Celine Dion Vs. America?
SEE IT IS AN OBVIOUS CHOICE
America. Celine Dion annoys me. And she's Canadian.
Duracell or Energizer?
I actually looked them both up to confirm that neither were Canadan.
Duracell.
Apple or Butterscotch
warm, apple pie
going to the movies or renting a DVD
Going to the theatre.
Sukhoi or MiG?
MiG.
Middle-Earth or the Discworld