basically get an opponent and post your best rhymes here:
To Vamp:
From the northern land of canada he comes down
with his hammer in his hands and wearing a gown (cuz he's gay)
he acts like he's grim but he's a little fag
cuz, all he does is play PSO AND FEED HIS MAG (this is where you guys ohh and stuff)
he thinks he's cool but he ain't
my sick lyrics will make him faint!
I'm white.
[quote]cuz, all he does is play PSO AND FEED HIS MAG
oooohhhhhhhhhhh
that was a pretty sick rhyme right Zeta.
Anyways, LoS, you're white, and so is m&m, so I think you can bust up some sick lyrical masterpieces.
Vamp, gonna just take a shot like that?
vamp is mad buns, he always be walking wit his tail between his legs.
To Zeta:
With my skill I can kill any man.
That's why I'm talking to Zeta cause shit hits the fan.
He can't stop beating off to that hentai.
That's why I'm here to show this nigga how to get high.
I'm trying to help my friend so take pity.
Because he can't make another remark that has witty.
Meh, I tried.
I failed.
Love is over.
I can't rap, because I don't speak English.
:(
To everyone here:
I battle any sex or any race,
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin’ Scarface,
I can’t see it, I’m blind to the eyes,
I came up in your face oops pow surprise!
Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh!
ftw.
to vamp part II:
as he strokes harbls on every corner
of every person that comes by, even foreigners
you think you cool cause you mod da
more like, you're the mod of "WE GAY!" (oh gawd zing)
come back to me kid when you've grown some balls
cause right now all you doin is suckin POLESZ!
[QUOTE=Panic]To everyone here:
I battle any sex or any race,
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin
The end is near.
So Panic, began to fear.
After screwing your girl I got out of your trailer.
And saw how your whole life is a failure.
You eat spam like the trash you are.
When I got in my car you were left on the ground with a scar.
I poked you right in the chest.
Without having to spill blood on my vest.
And now I'm here in the court room.
Facing The Judge so I can go home soon.
I come at you with the swiftness
Before you even know it, I got all your beans and get this
That's your days pay
You ain't gettin' shit
Real quick I hit you
You're laying on the ground real shookin'
And I'm cookin' some bacon
Takin' the pan and pouring greese on your face
Then gettin' the fuck out before you awaken
these always fail.
Those rhymes are the weakest I ever heard.
You make it sound like you're Rakim the 3rd.
But in fact you're just a half-assed wigga.
Don't ever try to be another nigga.
You'll fail just like you always do.
Like getting shot in the playground for your food.
This is like Jay-Z Versus Nas.
You better stop before you're laid out on a cross.
Judge, Judge,
I know you pack fudge,
the type that lies between marshmallowy virgin cheeks,
the horrors of haterape, I just cannot speak,
every time i see you i wanna vomit, like a comet,
like way more than i do even when i gots my period and pms,
ems,
911,
**** son,
he's on da run
from the police,
because he's not nice,
rather a bad stranger,
who lives in a manger,
but not like Jesus bro dat be different,
google it, look it up on the internet.
Your ryhmes are crap
You hermaphroditic trap
A chick with a dick
A hard case to pick
Don't come bustin' your lyrics
I won't even hear it
Get fresh with yo' beat
At least make your sentences complete
If you wanna step up
You'd best be prepared
Now listen up ho
You got some more there
You got both parts of P
you know that 'aint right
Pussy or dick
It aint lookin' tight
So step off the stage
The b[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch just got budged
By a horrible rap;
You got your [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss judged.
I was :( until the last line, when I immediately fell on the ground vomiting.
Did you honestly expect anything better? I hate rap music.
My interest in this thread is lacking until someone does one of me.
No, I'm probably not going to be able to do one back. But still.
Let me tell you somthin' bout my nigga Linko,
Tried to swim, but so fat he sink-o,
He's got a thing for the number sixteen,
And he thinks dickgirls aren't so mean
In fact he digs that futanari,
Nobody gets it, but he's not sorry,
He'll fap to that **** every night and day,
But everyone knows it'll turn him gay
Prepare for my awesome rap rebuttle:
no ur ghey.
aw shit man
packin mad pipes, smoking mad blunts
take a break from the herb, to enlighten you wack cunts
yo i told you i was white
but you ****ers had to push
so now here i am
settin aside the kush
and now my rhymes are flowing
and you ****ers are lookin as dumb as bush
so back the **** up off me, i dont need this ****
least not from some chump *** sucker named pit
oh shi-
look at fivehead acting all tuff
this little ***** aint nuttin bluff
etc
yeah you may be the king
but i aint afraid
while you're watching beastiality
im out getting laid
yo, you know you'll get dissed
if you keep pushing me
i told you i was white
but you wouldnt let it be
and now on your face i'lllet my .45 go pow
so tell me pit, WHERE IS YOUR G0D NOW?
I'd like to point out, what are these "Pit watches Bestiality" **** coming from. Honestly, Random says it once now everyone thinks its real.
LoS i'm gonna have to recoop from that.
This is amazing. I'm viewing this page with firefox's Bork Bork Bork extension and it's hilariously amazing.
[quote=Peet]I'd leeke-a tu pueent oooot, vhet ere-a zeese-a "Peet vetches Bestieleety" **** cumeeng frum. Hunestly, Rundum seys it oonce-a noo iferyune-a theenks its reel.
Amazing.
I only clicked on this thread because kris made it.
I'm locking then.
Don't.
We were having fun. :(
Rep being passed around in DA?
Not on my watch.
I concur. We're pretty lenient, but I don't put up with that **** in my DA.
Okay, okay, I've got one.
So they're finally here
performing for you
If you know the words
you can join in too
Put your hands together
if you wanna clap
as we take you through
this monkey rap
... Wai, what? Someone's already made those lyrics? wtf man.
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Whoa, that's a little harsh there, buddy.
die pls?
no thx
prtty plz?
k
The circle is complete.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Arcadios took away my want to rap. I haven't been able to think of anything since him and I last battled. :(
Then stay down.
Ya can't get up anyway. ;)
NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN THIS **** RIGHT HERE
L I M P BIZKIT IS RIGHT HERE
1, 2, 3, TIMES 2 TO THA 6
JONESIN FOR YA FIX OF THAT LIMP BIZKIT MIX
SO WHERE THE **** YOU AT PUNK?
BACK THE **** UP, AND SHUT THE **** UP
FO' I **** THIS TRACK UP
Bizkits aren't the only think limp there. Fred Durst is awful. My sister and I call each other "Fred Durst" istead of "****ing ****" and stuff some times. It should be that offensive.
Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
I Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
Yo Z you was packin? You know was strapped
Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
They kept coming, just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
What a way to go out, out like a sucker
But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
that can head up your mission, suckers who be dissing
Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
Givin best wishes to the best MC
And when the spot is blown and yo you know it's me
Because I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
Because I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
Because I'm housin
Because I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
'Cause I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
'Cause I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
'Cause I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
Coolin' at a party, no better yet disco
Head feelin' mellow from a bottle of Cisco
Move...
To crush and fry a sucker MC like crisco
Gimme the cue, check one two
Don't try to come off on me, because you doo-doo
You treatin me the Z to the D, like a stepchild
Let me tell you homeboy you're livin foul
MC's, you know who you are
On the bandwagon Why Z? Cuz you a star
This is the year when the joker's are wild
When a fag can't hack it and try to bite your style
I get hip to the scheme, before it happens
If it gets wild, then I start cappin
But for now, since everything's calm
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
Because I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
Because I'm housin
C'mon
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
'Cause I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
'Cause I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
Because I'm housin
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
Because I'm housin
Relate to the matter, relate to the matter, relate to the matter as I drop the bomb ('cause I'm housin)
Relate to the matter, relate to the matter, relate to the matter as I drop the bomb ('cause I'm housin)
Relate to the matter, relate to the matter, relate to the matter as I drop the bomb ('cause I'm housin)
Relate to the matter, relate to the matter, relate to the matter as I drop the bomb ('cause I'm housin)
'Cause I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
'Cause I'm housin
Oh, I still need to rap you back, don't I judge? I'll have to think of something.
Eh, take your time. Because if I have to re-rap you back afterwards, I'm gonna need time too.
CAUSE WHEN YOU PICK A BATTLE WITH THE JUDGE HE JUST DON'T STOP etc
drop it like its hot etc
Biggie and Jay make rhymes right on the spot.
We need more rappers like that. :(
Nas is still the best thou.
I try to rhyme on the spot. It's hard for me to freestyle and make sense. I can do it great without making sense though.
i know a guy named eric that can bust some crazy *** beats...
...as long as he's either drunk or high
I just wanna get home so I can go to sleep
I walk by a farm and I see some sheep
One white, one black
Standin' next to a shack
One's name Bill, the other's name Sheik
Sheik lifts his leg to lake a leak
This all seems so fake
And as I awake, I realize it was a dream
And this dream it would seem made me want some ice cream
See. I can rhyme.. they just don't make much sense.
actually, i think hes erik, now that i think about it
yeah, must be erik, since eric is a fag name.
fag
Wtf Erik is clearly the more faggy. Erick is even worse than that. Eric is the best.
But no one even calls me that so whatevs. Might as well not be my name.
My name's Derick.
Point stands.
****! I looked up "Eric the Red" to counter with something like WELL LOOK AT THAT but it's also spelled Erik.
So pretty much I looked it up, and it turns out I'm a fag.
owned
I'm gonna take a cheap shot here.
Hit a boy when he's down.
Just cause I'm bored.
I do this shit for fun.
I can now call Panic my hun.
Cause he's now my offical ho.
Standing on the corner selling my snow.
This guy buys porno for a dollar.
Cause the whores don't wanna hollar.
He even buys them from his friends.
But I'm going out to the death for this ends.
You better come back with a Takeover Diss.
So I can make up an new Ether and call yours a miss.
dude, that sucked ****. like, im not even going to rap back at you, because that would imply that yours was rap, instead of hte idiotic ****fest that it was
lick my balls
Meh, makes it easier for someone to make a hit.
yo yo yo yo yo yo homes,
dis be hardcore ghetto miso,
rappin' on da telephones,
'cause i don't got no,
PA system,
and otherwise dees beats,
you'd miss 'em,
so i drop dis beat in my razr,
and if you **** me off you better run,
cuz dawg I'll be FIRIN' MAH LAZOR.
I'm not coming back with anything Arc. I have lost interest. You can keep on going off on me if you want though. I enjoy reading what you have to say.
:(
arcadios is calling me out yo, yo, yo yo. alrighty here i go yo.
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, arcadios. yo, arcadios:
you are a fat beaner, please get leaner so you can find your weiner.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Get off the keyboard, Twinkie.
We all know you dress up to look really kinky.
It's hard to call this a fight.
Cause no man wants to hit a dyke, amirite?
When I come around it's like O SHI-!
There's a Panic at the Disco!
Cause I'm shooting the heat outta my window.
Now, stay down in defeat.
Cause you don't wanna make me repeat.
It's time to replace the beat and time for you to go eat.
****, I'm not much in a rhyming mood for some reason. :(
you suck like young buck.
you spitting like donald duck, i'll cook you into a mandarin duck, you shmuck.
fuck rhymes with duck use it be hardcore
Go fu[color=indigo]ck a duck.[/color]
well imma cry now. tausand danks, nigra