you are a grade-a friendless waste of air. you have never kissed a girl, you will never do anything worthwhile with your life, you're a steaming hypocrite and you're probably clutching your weird little boner and masturbating furiously while you read this.
much love, that klarth idiot
Wait, who?
I always thought sextual jabs were pretty lame. Although the thought of him holding his boner while he happens to be looking at this thread was a fairly humorous thought...
Found the thread, never mind.
I lulled.