Vampo picture mega super blowjob!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

reposts and new content because I can't remember the last time I made a thread and because i gots new pix!!! And apparently some people still don't know what I look like. And I don't make threads outside of DA because the main boards are icky and gross. P.S. lots of faggotry, as to be expected.

newest/new content:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/grimguitar.jpg[/IMG]

playin some grim music

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/newclose.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/newnewclose.jpg[/IMG]

beards are kvlt

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/thumbsup.jpg[/IMG]

failed shot for a cd booklet. wasn't grim enough or something

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/cdartsythelol.jpg[/IMG]

same as above

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/cdartredgrim.jpg[/IMG]

getting closer

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/cdarthammapowwa.jpg[/IMG]

close enough. lol sledgehammer

fun fact: hoping to release an album shortly. Not really my band though, so I don't care. I'm just in it for a replacement kinda thing.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/SWORDRISERAWR.jpg[/IMG]

fails due to lack of a moon, but the concept is there

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/sewerwell.jpg[/IMG]

going into a sewer. long story. turned out to be awesome.


Now for ones I look really bad in, for reasons that I can't remember:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/meandam.jpg[/IMG]

****ty quality

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/idk.jpg[/IMG]

idk

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/promistkrieg.jpg[/IMG]

tired and horribly sick... while at my girlfriends prom. Not a good night.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/kitty.jpg[/IMG]

idk again. But it features my girlfriends kitty which is easily the best cat on the planet.



And that's it for new. Now for old and reposts just for the hell of it:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/f360097e.jpg[/IMG]

me, best friend, girlfriend

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1093202340_l.jpg[/IMG]

long hair is loooong

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/ee73a16f.jpg[/IMG]

classic

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/Stage.jpg[/IMG]

hey i'm on stage

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/batman.jpg[/IMG]

batman

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/ECK.jpg[/IMG]

cool people

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/MOI1.jpg[/IMG]

old

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/CNINJA1.jpg[/IMG]

ninja impression




Now for guitars:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/guitars1.jpg[/IMG]

old den with guitars

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/guitars2.jpg[/IMG]

new den with guitars

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/P1150283.jpg[/IMG]

one of my first guitars. good times




And that should be all.




Posted by Pit

Epic.

Me and you gotta jam one day.




Posted by brownoystercult

griiiiiim.

there's not enough "i's" in existence to show how grim you are. seriously though, from a personal standpoint, the piercing is just too much.




Posted by sniper

Never go beardless again. Your eyes are too feminine to support the grimload.




Posted by mis0

You're one freaky looking dude, vamp.




Posted by Linkman

****ing win!




Posted by Poison

That's it, I'm adding you to my stalking list, congrats.

And yea, we should jam someday, I’ll bring my pip flute and jam out some killer awesome drive bomb solos of destruction.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I plan to never shave my beard. Didn't think I would like it as much as I do.

As for jamming, Kris, that's a no-brainer. As for Poison, I want to do a folk album some day, so you can be part of my band.




Posted by Ant

Via internet you seem like a megadork, yet you don't look the part. How disappointing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pictures don't do justice to my megadorkness.




Posted by Slade

Dare I say the best set of pix to ever grace VGC? I think you know the answer.


Awesome socks in the picture with the Puzzle Demon.




Posted by Klarth

Very awesome A++ would view Vampiro's pics any day batmobile




Posted by Lord of Spam

Holy ****ing hell your girlfriend is hot. Like, want to kill you and then kidnap her. Jesus **** man.




Posted by The Judge

Without knowing much about metal bands, you remind me of one of the guys from Dimmu Borgir.




Posted by Poison

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/lolvamploii.jpg[/IMG]
I totally agree.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Holy ****ing hell your girlfriend is hot. Like, want to kill you and then kidnap her. Jesus **** man.


I have better pictures. She doesn't look that great in any of the ones I've posted =/


And I ****ing lol'd. I might have to use that some day, Poison.



Posted by Dreadnought

Vamp, you are officially my hero.

And I second the LoS raep thing. Nice going!




Posted by Phantasma2

VAMPIRO IS HOOOOOOOOOOOST.

Needs moar corpse paint btw.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Needs moar corpse paint btw.


If it were my band, yes. But it's not, and they didn't want that ****. So whatevs.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Poison: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/lolvamploii.jpg[/IMG]
I totally agree.

fukken sweet. vamp raterapes lolis!!1



Posted by sniper

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/hax.jpg[/IMG]

superior version




Posted by The Judge

We have a winnar




Posted by Pit

[QUOTE=Poison]That's it, I'm adding you to my stalking list, congrats.

And yea, we should jam someday, I




Posted by Poison


Quoting Pit: Dive bomb you dumb ****, and a dive bomb isn't even a ****ing solo. It's a guitar technique that you harmonic and dive down with the whammy and - ugh forget it you're a faggot.

You don't even play flute, you play dick. That's rght, dick in your mouth you dumb itty bitty faggot.

First of all, I meant dive bomb, I just spelled it wrong since I was in a hurry. Second of all, I don



Posted by Pit

You didn't mean dive bomb. In fact, if you were in a hurry you'd miss letters, not ****ing add letters, *******.

And no, I was actually calm, and still am calm when writing VGC posts, dick. Internet, don't take it to seriously, I know how *****y you get in real life because of posts in VGC.




Posted by Poison

Nah, I really meant dive bomb, I remember Rob talking about it while listening to Dragon Force in the car. Right, and I do get [I don’t know what you put due to censors], after all, you matter so your posts would matter to me. It’s not like I take everything seriously, just the things from important people. Also, added back ground to one of Vamp’s pictures:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/cdarthammapowwart.png[/IMG]




Posted by Lord of Spam

you used a ****ing sunny forest. you ****ing ruined something that could have been truely epic.

That being said, thats pretty ****ing hardcore




Posted by Poison


Quoting Lord of Spam: you used a ****ing sunny forest. you ****ing ruined something that could have been truely epic.


Sorry, not sexually comfortable enough with myself for sunsets yet.



Posted by Linko_16

...

Facial piercings are still gross.




Posted by Lord of Spam

if i wasnt loling so hard at your sig, linko, id kick you in the nuts

wait nvm ud probably like that fetish boy




Posted by Zeta

Best cat ever.


That's right. Better than Moppet.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh, ****, now I'm torn.

Though, for the record, is my cat in the top 10:(




Posted by Zeta

idk, I don't think I've seen yours. :(




Posted by Slade

My cat fails hard at being anything but gay gay gay.


My friend's cat, on the other hand, would definitely be top five.



buffet




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Facial piercings are still gross.


They do their job :cool: and women love nipple piercings for some reason. So it's all winwin for me.



Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Slade]My cat fails hard at being anything but gay gay gay.


My friend's cat, on the other hand, would definitely be top five.



buffet

Devin Townsend has a gay cat.




Posted by Ant

That's not very surprising




Posted by Klarth

Devin Townsend's cat has a crazy owner




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: They do their job :cool:

Uh... stay attached to your face?



It'd be pretty cool if my cat was actually gay. Instead, it's faggot gay, not gay gay. Gay gay gay is the same as faggot gay. Get it?



Posted by Lord of Spam

Sadly, yes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

gay gay gay is not the same as faggot gay, sorry.




Posted by Slade

It does sound a little less in the way of faggotry, doesn't it?

Enlighten me.



edit: oh shi Ashtar of <3 and Ashtar EMPEROR OF DARKNESS side by side




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too complex for your little mind.




Posted by Slade

Dude I'm not kidding my cranium is enormous. It's probably bigger than yours.




Posted by The Judge

Probably a tumor.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Dude I'm not kidding my cranium is enormous. It's probably bigger than yours.


third gay is lame, second gay is homosexuality, first gay is emphasising the difference between third and second.

first gay is homosexuality, faggotry is not gay, rather, much like the third gay of the first, as in "what is this stupidity?"

So first is gay stupidity and the second is stupid gay. See?



Posted by Ant

those are some awesome screenshots




Posted by Poison


Quoting Ant: those are some awesome screenshots

Lurk less.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: third gay is lame, second gay is homosexuality, first gay is emphasising the difference between third and second.

first gay is homosexuality, faggotry is not gay, rather, much like the third gay of the first, as in "what is this stupidity?"

So first is gay stupidity and the second is stupid gay. See?

As long as there aren't going to be any follow-up questions...

Yes, I do understand now, thank you.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Now explain it in your owns words.




Posted by Slade

*asplodes*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Excellent.




Posted by Slade





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too far.




Posted by Slade

I'm just going to throw it out there that I've been wanting to tell you to eat poop for quite a while now.




Posted by Lord of Spam

seconded




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

thirded




Posted by Zeta

fifthed




Posted by Lord of Spam

fifth of vodka'd




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: fifthed


read that as fivehead



Posted by Lord of Spam

hueg




Posted by Kiyoshi

You need to send a guitar my way. One that you don't use any more, because it seems that you have a lot and could spare one. See, I'm in a band, and I play second guitar. I have two problems though. One is I don't know how to play a guitar. The second is, I don't even own a guitar. I know, I know, owned right? It sucks. The leader of our band yelled at me to hurry up and get a guitar. Please help me.

[COLOR="Red"](USER WAS ****ING RETARDED FOR THIS POST)

(ALSO, STILL B&)
[/COLOR]




Posted by Slade

Fuck guitars. Play the panflute instead.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'll let that post go since sniper already made fun of you, but dont take that as a sign that you're allowed to post here.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You need to send a guitar my way. One that you don't use any more, because it seems that you have a lot and could spare one. See, I'm in a band, and I play second guitar. I have two problems though. One is I don't know how to play a guitar. The second is, I don't even own a guitar. I know, I know, owned right? It sucks. The leader of our band yelled at me to hurry up and get a guitar. Please help me.


See my pink guitar? It's a ****ty BC Rich that I got for just over $100 used. Go to your local guitar store and go to the use section, look for the best priced guitar and buy it. Then, learn the strings. Then learn tabs. Then read the music your band gave you. Then play it.

And I use all of my guitars, because, surprise, they not only look different, but they sound and play different. That's why I have more than one.



Posted by Kiyoshi

I would totally do that, if I had cash. Which I don't. But when I do have cash, I'll check into it.




Posted by Zeta

Get a job, you bum.




Posted by Dreadnought

Thread title wins forever.




Posted by Kiyoshi

I want a job. I'm still waiting to hear from the place that I applied at. But the thing is, if I get a job that means I can't go to Missouri in the summer to see my grandparents.




Posted by The Judge

Poor baby




Posted by Lord of Spam

from now on, even responding to her gets posts deleted

IVE GONE MAD WITH POWER.




Posted by The Judge

Actually, I've noticed you overmod this place. Keep it up and you won't be a mod.




Posted by Gollum

two comments:

For the picture with the comment "hey i'm on stage," where the **** are your eyes?!

And you have the icyest, most grimly satan loving hair I have ever witnessed.

Btw, if you ever go on tour and come to Ottawa, tell me, and I'll come. :-*




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/SWORDRISERAWR.jpg[/IMG]

fails due to lack of a moon, but the concept is there


Moon'd

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/poisonreq2de8.jpg[/IMG]



Posted by Slade

Heh, that's pretty cool, but the top middle got all fuxxed up.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Btw, if you ever go on tour and come to Ottawa, tell me, and I'll come. :-*


hey, I used to live there, around the Kanata area.

But k, I'll be sure to drop by and kick out some satan-raping riffs.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: around the Kanata area.

Read that as Katana and it was way cooler.



Posted by The Judge

Huh...so did I.




Posted by Lord of Spam

same here:/




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well, you're all idiots.




Posted by Staev

Hahaha, you look like an immense fag.:sh2y:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That was pretty much my first line.




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Lord of Spam: Holy ****ing hell your girlfriend is hot. Like, want to kill you and then kidnap her. Jesus **** man.


yeah, same here



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Unacceptable.




Posted by Ant

Am I the only one here thinking "orgy"?




Posted by Eggroll

i hope so




Posted by Linko_16

Does she have a penis?

...

It's kind of sad that this is getting to be my only point of humor now.




Posted by Slade

new fetish get




Posted by Lord of Spam

so long as its not guro or scat i dont really care




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, she has a penis. I've seen it.



Also, better pix of said womanz:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/amzlol.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/amy2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/amy.jpg




Posted by Dexter

Why have you not introduced her to the likes of VGC? :mad:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She knows of it, but not enough of a loser to waste her time on it.




Posted by The Judge

In some pictures she looks extremely hot. In others, she looks really old.




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Vampiro: She knows of it, but not enough of a loser to waste her time on it.


Then you can do better. You need someone more like Eggroll. Now she's cool!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: In others, she looks really old.


Yeah, but anything over eighteen is too old for you. So shut up.



Quoted post: Then you can do better. You need someone more like Eggroll. Now she's cool!


She's also a nip/gook/chink that can barely speak english, and barely has any interest in VGC.

I'd probably punch my girlfriend in the face if she started posting here. Or at least tell her to stop and get a life.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro: yeah, she has a penis. I've seen it.


This is what you said. This is what I heard.

[quote=Vampiro]I want you to masturbate to pictures of my girlfriend. Here are pictures of her, hot in and of herself, and here is the wonderful little fantasy that will drive you on to glory.



Posted by Ant

iz her name amy by chance?!




Posted by sniper

HI IM AMY




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/amy.jpg

Now you're just gloating.



Posted by The Judge

Arrogant people :grrr:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: iz her name amy by chance?!


No, that's a stupid name.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Now you're just gloating.


YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I DIDN'T POST LOLOLOOL




mainly just obvious cleavage shots etc *shrug*



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: mainly just obvious cleavage shots etc *shrug*

/r/ "etc"



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"etc" doesn't even get mentioned beyond that.

Unless we break up or something, then it gets spread to every part of the internets. But I doubt that at this point.




Posted by Slade

I lol'd, but it didn't make my penis happy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

May that day never come.




Posted by Slade

moar liek may that come never day oh shi-




Posted by Lord of Spam

huh, on the one hand i want you to break up so that we get picks, on the other hand...

...no, wait, **** you i want nudes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What's the other hand?




Posted by Slade

There is no other hand.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: huh, on the one hand i want you to break up so that we get picks, on the other hand...

...no, wait, **** you i want nudes.


And then I can seduce her and make her glorious penis my own.

Yes, I'm still thinking about that. @#$% you, Vamp.




Posted by Ant

**** dude. Are d[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ckgirls seriously always on your mind?
>:O




Posted by Linko_16

Nah, not really. But it'd be funnier if they were.




Posted by Slade

People would probably like you more.

I know I would.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Same here. I'd find it funny to have a deep conversation with you only to find out that the whole time you weren't even paying attention, rather imagining me as a dickgirl.

I'd totally stick it up your pooper.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: What's the other hand?


my cock

fapfapfap



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You other hand is a cock? Wow, good job in cutting out the middle-man.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i have to wear gloves everywhere i go:(




Posted by sniper

Still waiting for tit action.




Posted by Slade

I have given up.


I am weak.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro: You other hand is a cock? Wow, good job in cutting out the middle-man.


There's porn of it.

He's holding it up all huge with a surprised expression and yelling "AWESOME!!"

You've probably seen it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, i thought about that but didnt feel like digging it up. Also, Edward Penishands.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: yeah, i thought about that but didnt feel like digging it up. Also, Edward Penishands.


Just about to say that.

But yeah, I've seen a penis on just about every body part. At least where the hands should be makes sense.



Posted by Zeta

Penis on a penis?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Much like you would imagine a tree. A main penis with multiple little penises branching off.




Posted by Zeta

Penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis
on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis
on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis
on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis
on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis
on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis
on a penis on a penis on a penis on a penis -Endless cycle.




Posted by Linko_16

There's that one gif of a loli (with a tail for some reason) who grows a massive dick that flops onto the ground, then three little ones grow at the base of it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: There's that one gif of a loli (with a tail for some reason) who grows a massive dick that flops onto the ground, then three little ones grow at the base of it.


Hahaha, I think I have that :o



Posted by Linko_16

It's not that hot.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Linko_16: It's not that hot.


... Who are you and what have you done with Linko?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I think it's too much penis, even for him.




Posted by Linko_16

The three extra dicks are just stupid-looking, and all she's doing is standing there all stupid-looking.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Linko likes his dickgirls to be intellectuals.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't know why.




Posted by Zeta

*******it I can't help but lol everytime I see this thread title.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: Linko likes his dickgirls to be intellectuals.


I make 'em take an IQ test before I fap to 'em.



Posted by Dexter

Why was so much of the good stuff taken out of this thread? :(




Posted by The Judge

Because you touch yourself at night




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Why was so much of the good stuff taken out of this thread?


Your question confused me.



Posted by Apathetic

Your so awesome you might as well **** on everyones face. [COLOR="DimGray"]cock, lol[/COLOR]




Posted by Slade

I wouldn't like it at first.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

And I do.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

And yes you would.




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Your question confused me.


I can't find Amy amywhere. :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=427097&postcount=88




Posted by Dexter

# 88. I looked through this thread a few times and just couldn't find her. I'm such a sucky stalker. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, she doesn't deserve to have image tags. Which is probably why you missed it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Highly fappable.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

highly ponos-in-vagooable if i do so say myself




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=427097&postcount=88


Reminding me of the whole "my girlfriend has a penis" thing, huh?

...

*fap fap fap fap fap*




Posted by Lord of Spam

so funny yet so gross




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so hawt




Posted by Dexter

Amy deserves her own thread.

Make her join VGC! I'll pay her a penny for every post. If she's like you, she could turn in quite the profit! :cool:




Posted by Zeta

VAMP IS WORTH $116.10




Posted by Dexter

In about 2 weeks he'll be worth more than I am. :(




Posted by Zeta

owned




Posted by Lord of Spam

i'd pay her $5 bux to post...


...in rape dollars.




Posted by Zeta

at the current exchange rate $5 rape dollars are equal to a haypenny.




Posted by Lord of Spam

or my cock in their delicious unwilling vagoo




Posted by Zeta

<3 the value of a haypenny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Amy deserves her own thread.


That could be arranged. But I'm lazy and you're the only one who cares.

And as I said, the closest she'll ever get is posting for me when I don't feel like typing. And that's only happened once or twice.



Posted by Slade

All your posts make me unhappy because there is no Bridget.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Good.




Posted by Lord of Spam

needs more bridget and amy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Good.




Posted by Lord of Spam

fukken post it




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LOL OK

PRESTO, PICTURES I DON'T HAVE YET




Posted by Lord of Spam

no excuses




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

at least tell me that you took pix last night with an oldschool camera and are just waiting for them to get developed or something

if you didnt take pix as bridget, we'll never forgive you




Posted by Dexter

I can't decide if I like the red hair or the blond. Tell her I want to see her with brown hair.




Posted by Klarth

lol




Posted by Dexter

I finally decided that I like the red hair more.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The red/light brown is better, being that it's natural.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: at least tell me that you took pix last night with an oldschool camera and are just waiting for them to get developed or something

if you didnt take pix as bridget, we'll never forgive you


I didn't take the pictures.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I didn't take the pictures.

...This is too emotional for me... I'll have to let someone else take over.



...
GET THE **** BACK IN THAT COSTUME AND TAKE SOME *** **** PIX



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, I didn't take the pictures. Someone else did.




Posted by Slade

ahhhhhh too much to handle unnnngggghhh....*gurgle*


*slop*




















*fap fap fap fap fap*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

i lold




Posted by Lord of Spam

i want to know what the hell made a "slop" noise




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

flaccid cock falling out of his a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s




Posted by Klarth

how do i trolled da




Posted by The Judge

You seem to be doing pretty well on your own.




Posted by Lord of Spam

huh, i always figured the cock out hte *** thing would be more of a PLOP *leak* thing. idk.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's like a slop/plop mixture.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire:



[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1093202340_l.jpg[/IMG]

long hair is loooong




[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]How the **** do you manage to wash your hair?[/COLOR]



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Water and shampoo help quite a bit. Same with the invention called a bathtub. I step in that, turn this metal nob, and suddenly, water cascades from this nozzle. It's crazy.

LOL SARCASM




Posted by Xero

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I'm amazed :eek:

Edit: But what I meant is how you found a way to wash them. Streching a lot perhaps?[/COLOR]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No different than anyone else. I just use more shampoo and take a bit longer. The only hassle is drying it.




Posted by Xero

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Haha lol I didn't think of the drying part. Yeah that must be a ****er.[/COLOR]




Posted by Gollum

Thread bumped because I have to point out that Vamp's hair is ****ing unbelievable.




Posted by Slade

sigh, I still remember how I felt when Vamp refused to post pix of his Bridget costume...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

It's weird how easily he can morph between a terrifying grim and a cute little boy. :(




Posted by Slade

Weird? Or...

...yeah, it's weird.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/cdarthammapowwa.jpg[/IMG]

i **** bricks

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/ee73a16f.jpg[/IMG]

now i dont




Posted by Omni

His appearance doesn't frighten me in the least.




Posted by Slade

i could beat him up




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

OH IT'S ON SALADE

THIS IS MY FIGHTAN FACE

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/kawaiidinner.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Gollum

I love the beard.




Posted by Slade

[QUOTE=Vampiro V. Empire;752046]OH IT'S ON SALADE

THIS IS MY FIGHTAN FACE

uhh...

i win?




Posted by Fate

I like the pants.




Posted by Ant

I like YOUR pants




Posted by The Judge

I don't like anything about you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how your spine protrudes hideously out of your back.




Posted by The Judge

I like how you know that somehow, though I dont' recall ever showing my bare back. You're right, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how you have a slight jew face.




Posted by Ant

I like sniper




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like George Zimmer




Posted by Ant

I like that you like George Zimmer.

Don't see enough of that man lately.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1190488428303.jpg[/IMG]

there you go




Posted by Ant

oh man. creepy.




Posted by Linko_16

"You're going to hate the way I look. I guarantee it."




Posted by Nazo

I just found this thread. ****ing awesome dude. Love the guitars, and those cuffs you're wearing in the 15th picture on the first page, do want. The long black hair pwns.

*throws up rock on sign*




Posted by MottaTheHutt

I like me.




Posted by Slade

lol. This is what happens when you link to this thread on the main boards.

IT'S JUST 2GRIM2HANDLE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how this thread gets bumped every so often.




Posted by Slade

*headbangs*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DUHDUDHUDHUHDUHDUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUHDUDHDUHDCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TISHTISHTISHTISH DUHDUDHDUDHDUDHDUDHDUHDUH




Posted by Slade

AAAAAAAAAMMMMMP BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ BZ BZ Bzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




Posted by Slade

...fshhhhhhwohhrrrhwohhhhhhhhhrhhrrrrrrfshhhhh...

BZZZZKAOOOOWWWWWwww...

...fshhhhhhwohhhhrrrrrhhrhshhhhhhhhwohhhhhrrrr....




Posted by ExoXile

Giant bees.




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting ExoXile: Giant beedogs.


Fix'd



Posted by Xero

I miss the picture of the beedog snipee used to have in his signature. Does anyone have it? :(




Posted by Ant

I'm sure you could find it somewhere here: http://beedogs.com/




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://www.celebritypuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mrburns3.jpg[/IMG]

... Excellent.




Posted by Borealis

wait... girlfriend? i thought...

wha the ****




Posted by Arcadios

SO HOW MUCH ARE THESE "jobs" I KEEP HEARING ABOUT?




Posted by Omni


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I like how this thread gets bumped every so often.


It was kinda my fault this time.


Quoting Borealis: wait... girlfriend? i thought...

wha the ****


Old pictures are old. He's already stated on this website that they're just friends now.



Posted by Lord of Spam

owned

can i have her?




Posted by Borealis

Man, you can have me.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i'll pass, fag




Posted by Omni


Quoting Lord of Spam: owned


I'm pretty sure he broke up with her.



Posted by Slade

owned either way.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Point is, unless he still has a reliable source of sex... owned.

bufeet




Posted by Slade

oh, my point is that she's hot, and now he's not in a relationship with her. owned




Posted by Omni

My point is that you're both faggots. Owned.




Posted by Borealis


Quoting Queen: My point is that you're both faggots. Owned.


ZING

edit: omfg I seriously need to rep some more, holy ****.



Posted by Arcadios

Nice unintentional combo breaker thurr, Bor.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Point is, unless he still has a reliable source of sex... owned.


That was the reason I broke up with her. Wanted to do the abstinence thing for awhile.



Posted by Omni

Not to mention chronic feelings of gayness.




Posted by Ant

lol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That is true. I had to have some space for awhile to figure my sexuality out.




Posted by Ant

lolol




Posted by Omni

I didn't see his post. Why'd it get deleted?




Posted by Ant

He made mention of his "gayness".




Posted by Slade

you mean we can't open up here? c'mon, ant, share your feelings.




Posted by Ant

I'm kinda bored, but don't feel like doing anything.




Posted by cool gamer dad

get ready for some cats super mega blowjob.




Posted by Slade

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Quoting Ant: I'm kinda bored, but don't feel like doing anything.

ant: the one constant in the universe



Posted by Ant

I ended up eating leftover spaghetti, then watching dexter, then watching episode 5 of welcome to the nhk.

jealous?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: get ready for some cats super mega blowjob.


GONNA BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Do cats have dicks?




Posted by ExoXile

Barbed dicks*




Posted by Borealis

Furdicks




Posted by ExoXile

Nay.




Posted by Borealis

BRB RISE OF VIDEOGAMES ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL




Posted by Lord of Spam

brb lvlin wow




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

so I was watching the news this morning and some america today crap was reviewing guitar hero III... and suddenly we're inside a basement with this fat kid saying "man, this game rocks, two thumbs up." I mean, I thought the today show had a decent budget where you could hire, you know, a professional and not some fat kid in a basement. lol'd hard.




Posted by Lord of Spam

gives it more of a realisitic feel to have it displayed by its target audience




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fat kids don't watch the today show. they're sleeping or playing video games.




Posted by The Judge

And they're by no means a desired model for someone to become.




Posted by Ant

it's true




Posted by The Judge

Thank you Anthony.




Posted by Ant

I typed it out in response to what vampiro said. but i got "ninja'd" and didn't care enough to clarify.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dude, no, I agree with you not the other way around.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

also, idk, it'd be pretty badass to be a fat kid who sleeps and plays video games all day


OH WAIT, that's me, just not fat. nice




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: fat kids don't watch the today show. they're sleeping or playing video games.


why must you tear down everything I do:(



Posted by Ant

life of a ***




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: why must you tear down everything I do


Because deep down I know, no matter what I do or say, I'll never compare to how badass you are. So every little chance I get to knock you down a few notches I take, just to make myself feel that much better.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: also, idk, it'd be pretty badass to be a fat kid who sleeps and plays video games all day


OH WAIT, that's me, just not fat. nice


I'm fat. WHEN OUR POWERS COMBINE...



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you get a red mage with piercings everywhere.




Posted by Lord of Spam

who does nothing but play video games and take naps wherein he ejactulates in his sleep while thinking about chix w/dix




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

life of a ***




Posted by Lord of Spam

@$$?




Posted by ExoXile

a ass?
LoS, come on.




Posted by Borealis

LOL LIFE OF A ***




Posted by Lord of Spam

**** your dodging bull****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

los: runs a ****ing nuclear reactor but never passed grade 1 grammar




Posted by The Judge

Like a timebomb on the scene...
I'm not taking no for an answer!
I'm a sex machine and I will have you on your knees!

I'm the sex machine!
And I will have all of you!
I'm the sex machine!
And I will have all of you!

Some people like to cry in bed.
Well come to me so I can laugh at the tears you shed.
Some people like to cry in bed.
Well come to me so I can laugh at the tears you shed!

I'm the sex machine!
And I will have all of you!
I'm the sex machine!
And I will have all of you!

I've got all the drugs you want.
Everything you ever heard of!
Don't close your eyes sweet baby.
I'm gonna make us feel sick!

With my video camera.
I record my moves.
I am the director.
I am the sex machine!

I'm the sex machine!
And I will have all of you!
I'm the sex machine!
And I will have all of you!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Derick: a ****ing sex machine




Posted by The Judge

And that's why there's a song about me.




Posted by Slade

Ice Cube wrote one about me!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I cant deny or lie cause youre a
Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what youre doing to me dont you. ha ha,
I know you do

No dont get me wrong aint gonna do you no harm no
This bombs made for lovin and you can shoot it far
Im your main target come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin

Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
Huh

Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb yourre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because youre mine
Ouch, sexbomb, aw baby

Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And you can give it to me when I need to be turned on
No, no
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You think that you are extreme
but you are only a peace of ****
Take away tour spikes and crosses
and your extremism will gone
Your black clothes scare
the grandmas, but not me
You think you are different by others, a rebel
but you’re only a stupid looser

You talk about hate and death
then you kiss your sweety girlfriend (whore)
You say that you’re a misanthrope
but every ****ed dumb here is your friend
You want to appear depressed
but the smile does not go away from your mouth
The purpose of your existence
is to attract the attention of the others

Dressed like a homosexual scum
for me you are an enemy
It will be great to come at one of your meetings with a Panzer
and blow your broken asses







and that's why there's a song about me




Posted by cool gamer dad

peaces of ****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

number one reason I loves me some black metal




Posted by The Judge

Sex Bomb? Very Yes.

Vamp's? Eh. Too serious.




Posted by Ant

We gotta timebomb. We gotta timebomb. We got timebomb and we na na na na.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Vamp's? Eh. Too serious.


Yes, much too serious.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote][FONT=Tahoma] Dressed like a homosexual scum[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma]Too serious!
[/FONT]




Posted by Lord of Spam

scandalous




Posted by The Judge

I stand by what I said.




Posted by Ant

I have no idea what's going on anymore.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

do any of us?




Posted by The Judge

I sure as f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck don't.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you wouldn't




Posted by The Judge

Eat sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t and die, faggot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you could write gears of war 2




Posted by The Judge

Maybe I will!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

EAT **** AND DIE
HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHOOP
AMMUNITION

done.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

For some reason I giggled insanely while imagining Judge and Ant in the COG suits from Gears.




Posted by Ant

It's more likely than you think




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

judge would be in Raam's suit.




Posted by Fate

Judge is a Carmine.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I see where you're going with that, but nah. He's definitely a locust of some sort. Possible a theron of some sort.




Posted by ExoXile

Hemmmm?




Posted by The Judge

What the hell are you all on about? Give me pictures.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://discriminatinggamer.com/images/raam.jpg[/IMG]

judge is general raam




Posted by Ant

ah, pictures make me laugh




Posted by The Judge

What's that from?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

gears of war




Posted by The Judge

Pics of the other crap you guys called me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Raam:
[IMG]http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1167/full-res/1161184266.jpg[/IMG]

Theron:
[IMG]http://www.gamerhelp.com/images/content_images/114701-4.jpg[/IMG]

Carmine:
[IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/1/15/Carmine2.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with you, Vamp. Though, Theron is pretty good, but I'm just basing this on looks. Describe them to me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Raam is the Locust leader, top of the top under the queen. ****s up your team and has a shield of bats.
Theron Guards are like the elite troops of the Locust. General badasses and feared by everyone.
Carmine is a pussy who gets shot in the face pretty close to the beginning of the game.




Posted by The Judge

Ah, I see what Zeta did there. I agree with you personally.




Posted by Ant

BIG SURPRISE. Why don't you agree that you're the ****ty one?




Posted by The Judge

I dunno. Is there a fat, continuously negative and boring soldier that doesn't really do anything? Maybe we could compare that to you.




Posted by Lord of Spam

fukken zing'd

well done.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: I dunno. Is there a fat, continuously negative and boring soldier that doesn't really do anything? Maybe we could compare that to you.


man, back to the boring thing. that is so last year.



Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Raam is the Locust leader, top of the top under the queen. ****s up your team and has a shield of bats.
Theron Guards are like the elite troops of the Locust. General badasses and feared by everyone.
Carmine is a pussy who gets shot in the face pretty close to the beginning of the game.

WHUUUUUUUH?!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I dunno. Is there a fat, continuously negative and boring soldier that doesn't really do anything? Maybe we could compare that to you.


They're all kinda fat. Though he's probably the shirtless grunt you get to play in multiplayer. Cats knows who I'm talking about. Fat, dumb, shirtless... yeah.


Also, that was Fate not Zeta.



Posted by Linko_16

Just based on the picture, I thought she brought it up because of the gas-mask-looking helmet.




Posted by Ant

I really doubt fate would know anything about that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I have a feeling she's going for the "pussy, first to get killed" angle.




Posted by Linko_16

Much to my dismay, I don't really know anything about Gears of War. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

1) EAT **** AND DIE
2) Shotgun is the only gun that works. And that frequently doesn't work properly.
3) host advantage
4) Bald space marines
5) Only use the chainsaw bayonet

That's all you'll ever need to know or want to know.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

worst multiplayer ever

... but epic music




Posted by The Judge

Sounds sub par and awesome to me.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPk1LtESE-U

Obligatory supplement to the understanding of Gears of War.




Posted by Fate


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Yeah, I have a feeling she's going for the "pussy, first to get killed" angle.


Pretty much, yeah.

And that ending song was so ****ing awesome. They didn't include it in the soundtrack, though.
:(



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Call of Duty 4's was such an inferior copout. They even had Cole clone. :([spoiler]Mass Effect has a wicked cool ending song, though.[/spoiler]




Posted by Slade

Dude, best ending song ever. /r/ mp3

BOOM, CUCKOO




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'll MegaUpload it for you guys shortly.




Posted by Slade

Oh wait, just realized it's linked to on that youtube page.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

nvm then




Posted by Slade

nvm THIS




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

nvm THAT




Posted by Lord of Spam

wut?




Posted by Ant

haha, black people.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Fate: Pretty much, yeah.

And that ending song was so ****ing awesome. They didn't include it in the soundtrack, though.
:(


Rot in hell and all that good stuff.



Posted by Fate

Well, out of the good guys, Carmine seems to be the most chosen when it comes to multiplayer...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Sounds sub par and awesome to me.


Exactly. It's so bad I ended up playing the **** out of it for a good while.


Quoted post: Call of Duty 4's was such an inferior copout. They even had Cole clone.


Griggs was just black, he was far from a clone... very, very far actually. And the ending songs were largely different too. One had Griggs actually rapping, the other was just Cole samples ripped from the game.

Quoted post:
Well, out of the good guys, Carmine seems to be the most chosen when it comes to multiplayer...


Because the rest suck. And you'll notice in most multiplayer games people go for the guys that have as much skin covered up as possible. Rainbow, for example, eveyone had the balaclava and glasses, in CoD4 everyone prefers the SAS with gasmasks/balaclava-goggles. It's just those models are always cooler.



Posted by The Judge

[quote=Vampiro]Because the rest suck. And you'll notice in most multiplayer games people go for the guys that have as much skin covered up as possible. Rainbow, for example, eveyone had the balaclava and glasses, in CoD4 everyone prefers the SAS with gasmasks/balaclava-goggles. It's just those models are always cooler.

VS




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

N-Sider... good site.




Posted by Ant

no sir, I don't like it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't even know what it is...




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Wiki]N-Sider is a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Website"]website[/URL] that provides news, history, and opinion articles relating to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo"]Nintendo[/URL] Co., Ltd. The site was founded in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000"]2000[/URL]. It is currently an independent media organization funded and managed by Cory Faller with over 20 regular contributors. (Note: this is a completely different website from Nintendo's Nsider Forums.)

I should've guessed.
I mean, come on, N-sider.




Posted by Ant

I don't think he was talking about that. *** I hope not.




Posted by ExoXile

See the blue logo?
Yeah, it's theirs.




Posted by The Judge

I just googled "Voldo." The original idea was to compare him to Nightmare, but the costumes provided a good enough analogy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Until you unlocked the unarmored Nightmare who looked like a faggot. Though Nightmare was indeed badass compared to everyone else in terms of looks. And moves too actually.




Posted by The Judge

I personally liked Raphael, especially when he got all demonic in 3.




Posted by Ant

I liked Link lololol




Posted by Linko_16

Astaroth is cool.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;794147]I liked Link lololol
- get to the edge
- A + B
- RING OUT

My favourite was Mitsurugi, in the farmer outfit with the cheap *** sword that doubles his damage in exchange for no blocking.