i swear to ***, slade




Posted by Lord of Spam

http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=421221&postcount=10

if that wasnt a reference to smashing pumpkins, you're a dead man




Posted by Lord of Spam

a dead man




Posted by Lord of Spam

bufeet




Posted by The Judge

The world is a vampire sent to drain




Posted by Zeta

I thought humans were the vampires and Earth was the victim.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: The world is a vampire sent to drain



that song, while being awesome, is far more widely known. the song he had better be quoting is like, one of the random other songs on that cd that most people would never know of.

that CD is made of ****ing infinite win. Tomorow night, im going to go through the rest of my **** and just listen to that ****er.



Posted by Slade

Yeah, I was talking about that song. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?




Posted by Zeta

He's gonna make sweet love to you.

Starting right... now.




Posted by Slade

... :/



He kinda sucks. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY LOL




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

They mostly come out at night… mostly




Posted by Zeta

THEY MAY OR MAY NOT COME OUT AT NIGHT




Posted by Lord of Spam

****it, now i have to find and post those lyrics




Posted by Slade

Allow me to suggest to you "http://www.google.com"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: THEY MAY OR MAY NOT COME OUT AT NIGHT


Sometimes during the day, but mostly at night... mostly.



Posted by Lord of Spam

We only come out at night, the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know me well, my friends
And once again, I'll pretend to know the way
Thru the empty space
Thru the secret places of the heart
We only come out at night, the days are mush too bright
We only come out at night
I walk alone, I walk alone to find the way home
I'm on my own, I'm on my own to see the ways
That I can't help the days, you will make it home o.k.
I know you can, and you can
We only come out at night, the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know that
There's an end, that there's an end to this begin
It will help you sleep at night
It will make it seem that right is always right
Alright?
We only come out at night




Posted by sniper

Gay vampires? I thought they were asexual.




Posted by Lord of Spam

no pulse=no blood flow= no erection

i love it when you point that out to like, idiot highschool girls who sit around reading anne rice. YEAH, THATS RIGHT *****ES. THOSE VAMPIRES YOUVE BEEN SHLICKING TOO CANT EVEN GET IT UP.




Posted by Zeta

But then... how could Dracula and Lisa... where did Alucard come from...?

I'M SO CONFUSED!




Posted by Lord of Spam

a wizard did it




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: no pulse=no blood flow= no erection

i love it when you point that out to like, idiot highschool girls who sit around reading anne rice. YEAH, THATS RIGHT *****ES. THOSE VAMPIRES YOUVE BEEN SHLICKING TOO CANT EVEN GET IT UP.


They have powers, mostly some involving power over the opposite sex. Do you really think they would have said powers if they couldn't stick it in their pooper? Nah.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Yeah, i do actually. part of the "lol ya your immortal, but its gonna suck" thing

like, yeah, you can get chicks to fall for you and want to bone you, but you cant get it up. SUCKS2BU




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yeah, i do actually. part of the "lol ya your immortal, but its gonna suck" thing


Nah, it's having to endure an endless life, that's the part that sucks. But it would be pretty **** hilarious if they couldn't get it hard.



Posted by Zeta

They jsut turn into a bat and fly into the pooper.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... of course! Why didn't I realise that sooner?!




Posted by Linko_16

THE DAYS ARE MUCH TOO BRI-I-IGHT.

@#$%, I haven't heard that song in forever.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Linko wins yet again.

It reminds me of sex. I shall not elaborate further.




Posted by Stalolin

i'm dictating that this thread needs more Velvet Underground.

but, because you guys haven't heard velvet underground you'll probably just ignore me :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i'm dictating that this thread needs more Velvet Cacoon.


*



Posted by Lord of Spam

im dictating that you shut the ****, up and wel all listen to michael bolton




Posted by Stalolin

We can continue the Velvet trend as long as no one says Velvet Revolver.




Posted by Zeta

Velvet Revolver Ocelet.




Posted by Stalolin

okay yeah that'll work




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Velvet Eden




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: Linko wins yet again.

It reminds me of sex. I shall not elaborate further.


I have that effect on people.



Posted by Ant

I like the feel of Velvet.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: I like the feel of Velvet.

That made me think of George Costanza.

Can't find the right pic. :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's what I thought too


/r/ "The Jerk Store called..." image.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: I have that effect on people.



i meant the song, not you, fatty



Posted by Klarth

You know you saw them but no-one ever listens
They'll be long gone by the time the sun has risen

You feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows
Wreaking havoc on your perfect world

They are the tricking trolls
They've got the bell that tolls
Flash at the edge of your sight

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

The shadows breathe with a venom like no other
A silent evil where there shouldn't be another, no no

I feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows
Wreaking havoc on my perfect world

They are the tricking trolls
They've got the bell that tolls
Flash at the edge of my sight

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

Don't know what's at stake
I think they're right beside me
I gotta stay awake
And keep them all from biting

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night




Posted by The Judge

Velvet Revolver plays some good stuff. I like Super Human.




Posted by Klarth

Velvet Goldmine




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Tenhi


wai-




Posted by Dreadnought

Velvet Acid Christ




Posted by Lord of Spam

Velvet Velvet




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: i meant the song, not you, fatty


o rly?



Posted by Lord of Spam

Yes.