Lolis want me on their bowling team.




Posted by Linko_16

Not really lolis... they were probably fifteen or sixteen... or maybe even fourteen. Hard to tell at that age.

I made an offhand comment about joining theirs, since my team members were all being losers, slapping each other, messing up their shots and being general little pussy boys. For the rest of the day, they kept leaving folded up notes under my drink cup on the counter hinting that I really should make the switch. Samples:

Brice -
You should switch to our team!!...
- Wang Pride (We are WINNERS!!)

Brice -
Wang Pride is a very exceptoinal team! We appreciate your bowling, so you qualify as Wang Pride potential. Think about it. :)
- Wang Pride

I don't know why they have that name, so don't ask.

Anyway, I was seriously considering it, since my team members got on my nerves all the time. Wang Pride was actually really good; the only reason we beat them was because instead of having four team members, they had three and one vacancy, which only gave them an extra 100 points and was the reason it was possible for me to switch, thus filling that vacancy.

...

They all had some seriously hot legs. It's actually kind of worrying me. The only thing that keeps me from feeling guilty fapping to loli is that girls are just about never that hot in real life.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Not really lolis... they were probably fifteen or sixteen... or maybe even fourteen.


Still lolis according to the tubes. Though technically they're more like jailbait. Or completely legal in canada :-*



Quoted post: - Wang Pride (We are WEINERS!!)


Anyone else read it as that?



And yeah, ****ing join, you idiot. Why wouldn't you? Take advantage of some sweet 14 year-old *** while you have the opportunity.



Posted by Ant

go4it




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

dats sum fukken steve vai 4 u rite thar




Posted by Lord of Spam

clank clank thump scraaaaaaape
linko16 is here to RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That needs to go back into your signature.




Posted by sniper

Hot legs, and a team name suggesting they are dick girls? Sounds like a dream come true!




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting sniper: a team name suggesting they are dick girls


I can honestly say that never occured to me.

...

@#$% you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THEY KNOW YOUR SECRET. RAPE AND KILL THEM ALL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE




Posted by Poison

Boys are not lolis. Look it up, it's a fact.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shota

buffet




Posted by Stalolin

team wang?

oh ***.

IT IS EITHER EXTREMELY ASIAN OR THEY DEARLY LOVE THE COCK

personally, i'd say don't go for it.

lolis don't have thunder thighs.




Posted by Slade


Quoting sniper: Hot legs, and a team name suggesting they are dick girls? Sounds like a dream come true!

.


Only thing is you might get made fun of for being part of Team Wang. If you're prone to care about that sort of thing, it might make a difference.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Rape them all into oblivion.

And then close the gates LOL.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Slade: Only thing is you might get made fun of for being part of Team Wang. If you're prone to care about that sort of thing, it might make a difference.


It'd look dumb if it turned out this is the year I get my only first place trophy and it has "Wang Pride" on it, but no, I don't care.

No, none of them are asian, nor do they have the last name Wang. And yes, they had the loli version of thunder thieghs.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Linko_16][COLOR=indigo]It'd look dumb if it turned out this is the year I get my only first place trophy and it has "Wang Pride" on it, but no, I don't care.

No, none of them are asian, nor do they have the last name Wang. And yes, they had the loli version of thunder thieghs.
[/COLOR]

oh

my

god

yeah go for it why not you're only a sexual predator for the rest of your life




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seriously, do it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

you've already asked aboutit on the internet. that means you've decided to and are just looking for moral reinforcement.

I say go for it.




Posted by Klarth

THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS THIEGHS

SPELLING IS ****ING HARD




Posted by Lord of Spam

dude, its thighs




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: you've already asked aboutit on the internet. that means you've decided to and are just looking for moral reinforcement.

I say go for it.



... morals... on the internets?


Wait, what?



Posted by Klarth

THERE IS NO "E" IN THIGHS

YOU PEOPLE ARE FAR LESS INTELLIGENT THAN I GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh no, someone put an "e" in "thighs" let's make a big fuss over it!




Posted by Ant

Klarth seems to be in a dickhead mood today, judging from his posts on the boards, in general.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seems like he's been in said mood since he left DA/asked to be demodded




Posted by Ant

Overall. He also asked to be demodded from all the boards(I doubt you noticed).




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Overall. He also asked to be demodded from all the boards(I doubt you noticed).


That's what I meant by "asked to be dmodded." Since he definitely didn't ask when it came to DA.



Posted by Klarth

i'm hoping to troll myself out of a reason to stay here.




Posted by Ant

I! don't read well.

yeah...idk. REASON? Why does everyone need a reason to leave here? I'll just leave when I get bored with it, and post less and less overtime. Which could happen if I ever got my life into full gear and full blown adulthood kicked in. But till that time comes, I don't see any reason for me to have to leave.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i'm hoping to troll myself out of a reason to stay here.


Just stop coming. Christ.



Posted by The Judge

No, don't you see? Just like the people who constantly strive to be demodded, you have to realize there's actually a section of gray matter missing in their brains that would otherwise allow them to step out of their mental prisons and realize they can just...leave.




Posted by Klarth

i have an addictive personality!

also vindictive




Posted by The Judge

So do I but I manage to stand up and leave the computer once in a while.




Posted by Klarth

all my friends were away for the weekend. i have nothing else to do but **** *****es, get money




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'M TRYING :mad:




Posted by The Judge

Read a book. It'll annoy a lot less people.




Posted by Ant

or a lot more?




Posted by Klarth

*much fewer people




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nah, a lot less.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: you've already asked aboutit on the internet. that means you've decided to and are just looking for moral reinforcement.


Eh, not really. I was just telling a funny story.



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Vampiro: nah, a lot less.

"a lot less people" = total grammatical trainwreck. no.



Posted by The Judge

It's testament to a lack of a better argument when people bring grammar and spelling into the matter.




Posted by Klarth

i concede to the argument because i don't really give a ****.

spelling and grammar will be something over which i will be perpetually pedantic.




Posted by The Judge

I'm too lazy to delete your posts, though they annoy me, so feel free to just shut up while you're ahead.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

using pedantic is pedantic


PARADOX




Posted by Klarth

there's nothing pedantic about pointing out one's own pedantry

or... is there?




Posted by The Judge

You'd be surprised




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: there's nothing pedantic about pointing out one's own pedantry

or... is there?


Probably, but not much more.



Posted by Zeta

Why do I imagine Mr. T saying this thread title?




Posted by Linko_16

Quiet, fool! Ain't got time for jibba-jabba!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Quiet, fool! Ain't got time for jibba-jabba!


I wanted to edit that to "Ain't got time for jigaboos" so bad. But didn't.



Posted by Klarth

that's my bedroom door you're kicking.

j/k i dont have a bedroom




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol? :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

no, most def not lol. I dont have one either:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol




Posted by Ant

indeed.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Klarth]i'm hoping to troll myself out of a reason to stay here.

stop taking my format of switching between good grammar and not good grammer

>=(




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Ant]indeed.

Above comment directed at you as well.




Posted by Stalolin

triple post lol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not well grammar.*


gees




Posted by Lord of Spam

vampiro? more like LAMEpiro yeah i went there




Posted by Stalolin

O NOES

VAMPIRO TAKES 10 D 20




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: vampiro? more like LAMEpiro yeah i went there


It's only funny when Pit does it because he's so clevar.



Posted by Zeta

Try to make something out of 'zeta'.

gogogogogo




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Stalolin: O NOES

VAMPIRO TAKES 10 D 20



holy ****, 10-200(105)? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DAMAGE THAT IS?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If I know my math... it's 19,950 or 20,990. I forget BEDMAS

Turns out I don't know my math.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Wow, you must have either terribly small egos to feel threatened by DA, or you actually find copying and moving softdeleted threads funny.

Either way, not very flattering to you. Also, LOL HELPING OUT THE ENEMY CUZ INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS




Posted by The Judge

Iris, your stupid sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t is annoying as hell. Stop.




Posted by mis0

TEACH 'EM ABOUT BALLS, LINKO




Posted by Linkman

the most modding I've EVER had to do was from a mess caused by another Super Mod. I FIND IT EXTREMELY SAD!

GROW UP, BITCH! >:O




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ah, thank you Derick and Linkman. For a minute I was worried I'd have to clean it all up.




Posted by Linkman

I'm still working on it. There's like 3 other threads like this one was.




Posted by Slade

Someone recap for us mere visitors.


Like, a sentence or two. Or one horribly awkward run-on sentence.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm still working on it. There's like 3 other threads like this one was.


I've got "I currently..." if you want to take "Pics with tits"



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Someone recap for us mere visitors.


Like, a sentence or two. Or one horribly awkward run-on sentence.


There's around 800 sotf-deletions Iris made in LA that she merges with threads in DA. Thus making the page either load slowly, or freeze. It's also a ***** to clean up, but whatever.



Posted by Slade

That was three sentences. Not good enough.


Also, WHAT A BITCH!




Posted by Ant

Oh, I just locked the thread...if someone wants to clean that up, feel free. I was feeling lazy however.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Oh, I just locked the thread...if someone wants to clean that up, feel free. I was feeling lazy however.


I'll do it. Don't really mind.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Zeta: Try to make something out of 'zeta'.

gogogogogo


More like Gayta, amirite?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how I actually thought fairly hard about that and I couldn't come up with a single thing. Yet, Gayta is not only obvious, but perfect.

:(




Posted by Linko_16

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vampiro again.