Um, you guys know it's an actual festival in Japan right?
http://www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_jinja.html#7
Okay, you probably knew this, but for those that didn't, I guess it's sorta interesting.
Why do you know this?
Why do I not?
Only in japan
... What, you guys didn't know this before you started putting pictures of giant wooden dicks in your sigs?
I personally did. Funny stuff.
I assumed it was, but didint know for sure.
now there's a thread title i can appreciate.
Imagine someone clubbing you with a giant cock. That'd be quite rather embarassing.
I think I've heard of this somewhere before. Some hentai manga, I think.
LoS is imagining it... and he likes it.
I once tried to make a snow man. I rolled the three balls, placed them on top of each other and then chopped off some snow on the sides (since I didn;t want a fat snowman). When I thought all the sides were perfect, I stepped back to look, but realized that I made a big erected penis with snow.
You have no say in the matter.
Now explain.
I was at a friends house, and his sister thought it would be funny to hit me in the shoulder with her dildo. Story ended.
That wasn't very long.
You dissapoint me. :(
thats what your girlfriend would say if her name didnt end in .jpg
oh snap, double burn
I saw that coming from 5 Longcats away.
And my Fia images are in PNG format, for some reason.
Bullfeathers, longcat is infinite; you couldnt have seen it from ONE longcat away.
My boss left his first girlfriend at her 16th birthday party. He said he knew she was ready for sex and he didn't want her to lose it for no reason (he'd already lost it at 13). So he gave no explanation, and just plain left. She was heartbroken.
2 days later her dad caught her screwing some random guy she'd never met. Boy was she in trouble.
Well, throughout the course of 4 husbands, between them, my boss came back and f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cked her brains out every time.
Finally, after the next time they'd screwed after her fourth marriage, she said to him, "Dave, we've been on and off for over seven years now. Why don't you want to just commit?"
He looks her in the eyes as he puts his shirt and pants back on, and says, "If you had as many sticking out of you as you'd had stuck in you, you'd look like a f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking pincushion."
They never spoke again.
zing!
Tell you're boss i said he's awesome for the zing but stupid for wasting free sex.
A man like that can get any woman he wants.
Over the course of his 60 years of life so far, it appears he has gotten every woman he would ever want.
Hell, his wife now will do anything for him. At the onset of their marriage, she would pack his bags when he left to go see other women, as long as he'd come home to her. He did the same for her. Finally, both of them settled down.
Ah, swingers. I'd probably be open to the idea if my spouse was because sex =/= love, love = love. People seem to get these confused sometimes. ;)
I wouldnt be since I'm a greedy bastard and dont like to share.