I..
rdrr
wooden penis is wooden
a....a wooden penis?
Perhaps the same can be said of all religions.
[Quote=Pit]I... I... I...
I believe the next letter is "J".
Why do you even have these pictures?
Mankind ill needs a splinter such as that.
Your words are as empty as your -
MUG!
Gum
Umg?
ELEPHANT COCK
Alucard: Mother!
Someone find a naked loli carved out of wood and sig it.
I dont know which is sadder, that i just had that mental image, or that i know someone has already carved and masturbated onto it.
wtf is this ****
When sigs get boners?
New bandwagon?
Please say it's not so. :(
[IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/User245/kanamaraHug.jpg[/IMG]
ITS NOT SO
new bandwagon: Wooden dicks.
New B&wagon!?
Bandwagons? On my VGC?
You used italics.
buffet
No. no no no no no no no.
Just... no.
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS BUFFET THING?
IT'S A RULE OF ITALICS. YOU USE ITALICS, YOU BUFFET YOUR POST.
oh really?
what do you get if you use bold?
all you can eat
get it... buffet...:(
:( not cool, man.
not cool.
IS EVERYONE USING THE SAME ONe OR DIFFERENT ONES?
If you can find that many different pictures of wooden dicks, I'll be very afraid.
Yes
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, MS
This thread is about wooden genitalia, not Maple Story.
Type "wooden penis" into google. You shall see more wooden dicks than you can shake a fist at.
[IMG]http://static.flickr.com/24/62398407_c63a19894e_m.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.xanga.com/tokidokimonkey/IMG_3486.JPG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/289736/2/istockphoto_289736_phallic_tree_2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://myspace-583.vo.llnwd.net/00010/38/55/10485583_m.jpg[/IMG]
etc
oh **** i laughed too hard at that
Wooden ponos probably pleasure a womans vagoo to a greater extent.
nothing says hot like splinters and excessive friction
Not if the wood is like laquered and wax'd up and stuff. Then it's sensual and smooth!
I think they should be called "dildos". Who's with me?
Pocket Rocket
Wooden Dick
This thread is now about Queen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRt2jX1kaYo
This thread in now about wooden dicks.
This thread is now about Queen's wooden dick.
It was backstage at all their shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxgOj0-eQY QUEEN, motherfuckers, do you listen to it?!
sometimes
Change your answer to "ALL THE TIME" and make it happen!
I approve of your choice in wooden dicks.
I would expect nothing less than an encyclopeadic knowledge of wodden dicks from Vamp, and lo, he delivers.
I also approve of his choice in Queen songs. But yeah, the wooden dick thing too.
[img]http://www.worsleyschool.net/socialarts/rasputin/rasputin2.JPG[/img]
That's not wood.
... I don't want to know what it is.
The new age term for "Rasputin Flesh" is actually "Titanium."