I... I...




Posted by Pit

I..




Posted by Ant

rdrr




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wooden penis is wooden




Posted by Pit


Quoting Vampiro: wooden penis is wooden



What is a man?



Posted by Ant

a....a wooden penis?




Posted by Pit

Perhaps the same can be said of all religions.




Posted by Gollum

[Quote=Pit]I... I... I...

I believe the next letter is "J".




Posted by Poison

Why do you even have these pictures?




Posted by Zeta

Mankind ill needs a splinter such as that.




Posted by Pit

Your words are as empty as your -




Posted by Ant

MUG!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Gum




Posted by G-Sides





Posted by Zeta

Umg?




Posted by Lord of Spam

ELEPHANT COCK




Posted by Pit

Alucard: Mother!




Posted by Slade

Someone find a naked loli carved out of wood and sig it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont know which is sadder, that i just had that mental image, or that i know someone has already carved and masturbated onto it.




Posted by mis0

wtf is this ****




Posted by Linkman

When sigs get boners?

New bandwagon?

Please say it's not so. :(




Posted by Ch

[IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/User245/kanamaraHug.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Apathetic

ITS NOT SO




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

new bandwagon: Wooden dicks.


Quoted post: I dont know which is sadder, that i just had that mental image, or that i know someone has already carved and masturbated onto it.


It exists. There was a whole set posted on 4chan.



Posted by Ch

New B&wagon!?




Posted by Linkman

Bandwagons? On my VGC?




Posted by Ch

You used italics.

buffet




Posted by Lord of Spam

No. no no no no no no no.

Just... no.




Posted by Lord of Spam

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS BUFFET THING?




Posted by Ch

IT'S A RULE OF ITALICS. YOU USE ITALICS, YOU BUFFET YOUR POST.




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh really?




Posted by Linkman

what do you get if you use bold?




Posted by Lord of Spam

all you can eat


get it... buffet...:(




Posted by Ch

:( not cool, man.

not cool.




Posted by Apathetic

IS EVERYONE USING THE SAME ONe OR DIFFERENT ONES?




Posted by Linkman

If you can find that many different pictures of wooden dicks, I'll be very afraid.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Linkman: If you can find that many different pictures of wooden dicks, I'll be very afraid.

Oh wait, don't you owe me 10mil on maple story?



Posted by Linkman

Yes




Posted by Poison


Quoting Linkman: Yes

Man, that thing that happened to evil wings really owned me :(



Posted by Apathetic

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, MS




Posted by Linkman

This thread is about wooden genitalia, not Maple Story.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Type "wooden penis" into google. You shall see more wooden dicks than you can shake a fist at.

[IMG]http://static.flickr.com/24/62398407_c63a19894e_m.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.xanga.com/tokidokimonkey/IMG_3486.JPG[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/289736/2/istockphoto_289736_phallic_tree_2.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://myspace-583.vo.llnwd.net/00010/38/55/10485583_m.jpg[/IMG]

etc




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: Type "wooden penis" into google. You shall see more wooden dicks than you can shake a fist at.


How dare you assume my fist shaking abilities.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh **** i laughed too hard at that




Posted by mis0

Wooden ponos probably pleasure a womans vagoo to a greater extent.




Posted by Lord of Spam

nothing says hot like splinters and excessive friction




Posted by mis0

Not if the wood is like laquered and wax'd up and stuff. Then it's sensual and smooth!




Posted by Ant

I think they should be called "dildos". Who's with me?




Posted by The Judge

Pocket Rocket




Posted by Slade

Wooden Dick




Posted by Staev

This thread is now about Queen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRt2jX1kaYo




Posted by Ch

This thread in now about wooden dicks.




Posted by Zeta

This thread is now about Queen's wooden dick.




Posted by Slade

It was backstage at all their shows.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: This thread is now about Queen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRt2jX1kaYo


I'd agree if it weren't for the fact that lolin and I have already done this too many times. I just can't let that happen again, especially in a thread about wooden dicks.

Wait, never mind. Queen's awesome.



Quoted post: Then it's sensual and smooth!


Smooth isn't always a good thing.



Posted by Staev

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxgOj0-eQY QUEEN, motherfuckers, do you listen to it?!




Posted by Ant

sometimes




Posted by Staev

Change your answer to "ALL THE TIME" and make it happen!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I approve of your choice in wooden dicks.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I would expect nothing less than an encyclopeadic knowledge of wodden dicks from Vamp, and lo, he delivers.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I also approve of his choice in Queen songs. But yeah, the wooden dick thing too.




Posted by Staev

[img]http://www.worsleyschool.net/socialarts/rasputin/rasputin2.JPG[/img]
That's not wood.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... I don't want to know what it is.




Posted by The Judge

The new age term for "Rasputin Flesh" is actually "Titanium."