I HAVE TEENY NIPPLES
I basically want NES Queen to see this, or someone else who knows medical stuff, but I figure if I put it on the main boards it'll get deleted. I'm actually being a little serious here, so I'd appreciate info. Everyone else who has nothing helpful to say can just make fun of me or whatever.
Here's what happened: I was feeling myself up a couple weeks ago, and I noticed a hard spot inside my left nipple. It's progressively gotten a little bigger, I think, since then. It's sore to the touch and if it hurts bad if I squeeze it.:(
...
It better be something awesome like a maggot living in there.
Breat Cancer. Good thing you checked it before it become even worse. Remember kids, always rub your nips to prevent breast cancer and for fun.
Use the gun! Also, tits or GTFO.
aids
I recall having one of those before, but it was just a lil lump of fat. You probably have nothing to worry about.
You're growing breasts. WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD. Soon, you'll start to bleed from your groin, you disgusting pile of filth.
It's probably something benign, but, uh, get it checked by the doctor just in case?
That should be obvious.
Fun fact: my nipple became infected when I got it pierced a couple of years ago. Fun stuff!
There's two fun facts in there for those uninformed few.
Actually I'd get it checked out. Some Freshman at my school checked his balls after seeing a Testicualar Cancer pamphlet in health class and he went to the doctors after finding a thing similar to yours, just near his balls
He ended up having Testicular Cancer at 15 and got the tumor removed and he's still around.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q3zKrOsGfA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q3zKrOsGfA[/URL]
Bee of Womanhood.
Twice.
I came.
Once.
I've got an idea. Let's ALL post nipple pics! :wacko:
im all for opeths idea
Yeah, me too. Someone else gogogo
Nnnnnnnnnnnnipplepic.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/nipple.jpg[/IMG]
It just wouldn't be complete without the prison-b[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]tch spider tatt.
Now someone else. Gogogo!
Edit: On a side note; I wonder how many ladies here will be participating in this.
I have the same thing. Weird stuff anyways.
title edited for new topic.
I HAVE TEENY NIPPLES
NEW BANDWAGON ALERT.
We all put our left (or right, but we all have to do the same side) nipple in our sigs. Doesnt have to be big, so long as its in there. anyone withme?
That's my left. You all do your left.
I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA :(:mad:
get one:mad2::mad::mad2::bangbang:
the guy with guns means im serious
I used Joe's phone.
I don't have a cell phone either.
But I do have a scanner...
You did your [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss once, you can do your nipple.
good enough. go gog o
Perfect. My left is the one that hurts.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I thought Slade was fat due to recent conversations. MY WORLD HAS SHATTERED
... and I'm trying that, Poison. Well, some day.
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Let me just get my own nipples out...
Mother ****er
Wait, is that klarth? I thought he said he had something wrong with his chest? It looks perfectly normal, albeit skinny as a mother****er.
what a pussy.
oh, hey, he cant edit in here now. i might oblige after i get back.
Holy crap, I can't believe this. I get the most delicious looking burger, and I eat it to find out it's like Onion Queen Hive in there.
I hate onions.
sniper <3 onions
Sniper likes a lot of stuff I don't.
including but not limited to:
the shire
pipeweed
ale
living in a hole in the ground
GET IT CUZ HE LOOKS LIK FRODO LOL.
Also, spicey stuff.
Thread title should be 'OOGLE A YOUNG MAN'S TITS!'
I'd get super offended and demod myself.
Then make me a mod so I can change it and get demodded when you get offended by it.
Myself, not you. Did anyone else get demodded by Sable Wind's rage? No. Just me.
ZOMG KLARTH POSTED IN DA WHAT?!
srsly, fatter than whaliebriggs.
lol i got a haircut
This was last year
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Best tit yet.
And if I recall correctly, fate posted bewbs on GN. Could very well be wrong, but I think I remember hearing about it. Someone find it.
(.)(.)
they're very low
Fate tits? DO WANT
me too :I
Ha, Ha that's funny.
I promise this to you this day: if fatetits are provided, I will print them out and tape them all over her door, no matter how long it takes for me to find out where she lives. I already know the general area; it wouldnt be too hard given a through effort.
[QUOTE=Ch
I strongly third this.
(at least she's getting the attention she loves)
I mightily fourth this motion. DO IT DO IT DO IT!
FIFTH'D
Sixth'd
Eigth'd
... oh wai-
half'd
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Someone PM Fate with this tit request. I voted to demod her, so she'd probably be less promiscuous at my whim.
I'd totally do it but I won't. If it exists, you're more likely to get it from old GN'ers like cas or staev.
or, maybe if someone wasnt a ****ing pussy that cant get to florida, we could have just ****ing gone all pyramid head on her. BUT NOOOOOOOOO, someone has to be a little WA I GOT IN AN ACCIDENT fukken baby about the whole thing.
You sicken me. I sicken me. Everything sickens me.
Those were the days.
DnD and Star Trek included?
Yup. Except not ST.
No, I was going to work some star trek into it. Like, make a tape that was like the first 10 minutes of predator or something, then BAM, star trek. he would be so lulled into submission that he wouldnt even notice, and by then end he would be fapping in joy of his newfound love.
I think your best bet is try to get him hooked on Klingons. He'll either like them because they are the closest things to predators on there, or he'll be intrigued enough by how much he hates them just to watch the ******s die.
Nah, **** Klingons
Way to go, buddy.
You dog you.
I hope you die.
your hatred only makes my nerdiness harder
back to tits...
Tits
Chepito's tits were by far the most succulent.
I'd blow him out of the water. Can't beat pierced man nipples.
post them or it didnt happen
"Must spread rep before giving to Slade again."
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Copypasta ftw
edit: YOU PEOPLE ARE SLOW
404 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and slade made me lol so **** hard
I had to make it a pyramid. It was too jumbled up like it was.:( ******* ocd.:(
It was awesome because it was jumbled. You took away part of his win, you ****ing *******. Fail 4lyfe, ******.
Seriously, fag. The fact that it was all jumbled made me picture it as a journey, and then the spirit typed through me...
The rest is faggotry.
Coudlnt agree more.
COUDLNT
******* right
the tpyo lets you know its for real. for realz for real.
I don't want to hear another word from you until it's 4RLZ for real.
Also, your post makes me agnry
hahaha oh wow
It was better before :/
so was I'm an idiot.
but then you came along, *******. THANKS FOR RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA.
lol power struggle
This thread is now dedicated to cat nipples. I have yet to get my hands on undeniable proof that cats have six nipples.
CATS
HAVE
EYES
That was cute =^.^=
pmub
This thread has left me without dignity.
And my nipple still ****ing hurts. :(
Might want to get that checked. srsly.
Or just chop your nipple off. Either or.
Chop off your nipple and dig the source of the pain out.
I'm really tempted to slide a knife in the side and see what comes out.
HOW HARDCORE WOULD THAT BE HUH
Bet 10 bux an alien comes out.
*shakes hands with Zeta*
*came in hand prior to shake*
*Licked cum off hand prior to that*
Not cool, man. YOU CAN'T GO BACK IN TIEM!!!!!
Not. Cool.
ninja'd, but it matters not
I recently cut a blister open witha pocket knife.
WHITE TRASH WOOOOOO
I am rather proud of my edits in this thread.
Yreah, that's nice.
Iris is a dink. Get out, ******.
.ji
iris and jews? BAD NEWS.
its funny because im calling her a ******
.gd
i refuse to let her kill this thread
FIGH WITH ME BROTHERS
Fighing.
I WILL JOIN YOU IN THE FIGH!
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Aw man. Whenever I hear 'freedom'* I think of those resistance lungfish from Psychonauts.
*Yeah, I know you said 'freedo'. Shut up.
tits or gtfo
This thread is now about Bacne.
**** that ****, this thread is now about [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=pKRWnCmD7eU&mode=related&search=]The Milkman[/url].
"It's fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves."
Christ Iris can be annoying.
FIGHING FOR FREEDO!
YOUR WELCOME! (for cleaning up that mess)
Thanks :cookie:
thx
"Freedo!"
"FREEDO!"
"Freedo!"
FREEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not to rain on your freedo parade...
[quote]I was feeling myself up a couple weeks ago, and I noticed a hard spot inside my left nipple. It's progressively gotten a little bigger, I think, since then. It's sore to the touch and if it hurts bad if I squeeze it.
Where exactly is the lump, inside the areola or just the general moob area itself? Is there any lumps near your armpit area or any pain over in that spot in addition to the nipple issue? Any discoloration? Discharge? Did you get whacked in the chest at all by something that could of bruised you or caused an owie on your boobie?
There's a ton of stuff it could be related to, but if it's still bothering you after all this time or the lump has gotten bigger you really should see a doc. Typically though, lumps associated with breast cancer are painless, which is why they usually go undetected for so long.
I'd only allow one person to interrupt our figh for freedo, and it just happened to be Queen. What a coincidence.
[QUOTE=NES Queen]Where exactly is the lump, inside the areola or just the general moob area itself?
Inside the areola. Wait, aren't moobs characteristic of fatties? If so, I DON'T HAVE MOOBS :mad:
[quote]Is there any lumps near your armpit area or any pain over in that spot in addition to the nipple issue?
Nope, the nipple tissue just hurts when I touch it.
[quote]Any discoloration? Discharge?
No really noticable discoloration. When I squeezed it one time(that hurt a LOT) a tiny bit of pus came out.
[quote]Did you get whacked in the chest at all by something that could of bruised you or caused an owie on your boobie?
Not that I'm aware of.
I'll get it checked next time I have an appointment, but I have no clue when that is. I'm not really worried about it, it's just annoying sometimes.
[quote=Short Guide]
Gynecomastia is usually benign and lasts for a few months.
That sounds right because it has been about 6 weeks so far. I have no crustiness or even redness around the nipple, so I don't think it's anything really bad. Honestly I'm not going to go to the doctor just for this, but I'll bring it up when I have an appointment.
Thanks a lot for the info. lol breast problems in men
your moob will become an hero without medical attention!
This is all fairly gross.
Want it to get grosser?
No, though I'm sure it can.
It's funny, though, that I find this gross, yet I've seen far worse and had no problem with it. Maybe because it involves Slade.
juliebriggs is fat
Slade is gross
____ is ____
zeta is tentacles
truest words ever spoken
vamp is glaOHSHI
Slade + Goatse + Lemonparty + Meatspin + Tubgirl + etc, etc, etc...
(Slade + Vamp's worst)^50
Nowhere near what I've seen.
Slade + The picture I got my avatar fro- OH *** THE PLANT MONSTER IS PUTTING SEEDS INSIDE OF SLADE
Althought that isn't the worst I've seen. >_>
lol
That's pitiful.
I'm up for it.
Oh wai- I'm replacing the chick? :(
Yep. Good detective work, Sherlock.
I should post that pic. Getting b& might be worth it. >_>
why does slade have mud on his dick:(
D:
posting muddy dicks = b7
posting wooden dicks = ???
???
wait, but the mud covers up the dicks
ITS CENSORED
MUDY DICK RAMPAGE
POST MOAR MUDDY DICKS
Did sumone say THE MIGHTY DUCKS?
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lol
WHEN I GET BACK, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE MIGHT DUCKS MOVIES
****
You know guys, I think I'm actually going to leave the lump in my nipple alone. I really think it was meant to be there, and that this is all part of a greater plan. Who knows, maybe it will stop a bullet that would have otherwise penetrated my heart someday...
Or maybe you'll die of cancer.
I'm thinking the Judge's idea is more likely. It's also more funny, if only because you'd be a pussy to die from breast cancer. My grandma died of that, but she was a woman. ****ing girly-faggot.
BREAKING NEWS, VAMPS DEAD GRANDMOTHER IS FOUND TO BE MORE HARDCORE THEN SLADE. WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT, SLADE RESPONDED "its probably because im such a big baby waaaaaaa" AND WAS IMMEDIATELY PUNCHED IN THE NECK.
Yeah... ........yeah.
I told my mom today, and she went and got my dad so they could both feel me up. They did the whole ZOMG WTF and appointment got. :(
Here's hoping for a hawt nurse.
Wouldn't you want someone unattractive to look at your flabby body instead of someone who has an opinion that means something to you?
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M FAT????!!!
That's it, I'm posting nudes.
oh shi- isn't this what you try on every single girl? it totally works keep it up guys
k
Do I get some of the monies?
no, it all comes back to me for the consultation fee. I never took any histology classes though, so Slade's on his own as far as any biopsy and abnormal cell identification is concerned though.
I'd be willing to do a UA on you though, on the house. Not that your tinkle has anything to do with your tittie, but still...
I've been looking for some health advice, too. I have these two huge lumps in my scrotum. I'm afraid they might be tumors or something.
lol
Okay...was that a random person in that tittie picture? IF IT'S A GIRL YOU'RE BANNED!
b7
it's actually a screencap from the movie Visitor Q. go watch the movie and find out for yourself the gender of the squirter from there.
Doesn't matter, I find it erotic. Ban, please. Linko? Ban? Thanks.
:(
but it has medical relevance... sorta.
NO EXCEPTIONS
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Man I'm glad my nipple doesn't squirt like that. So I'm going to the doctor's tomorrow...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm still disappointed no womenz posted nipple pics. Me, and that other guy, and Chepito(I think), we put our self-confidence on the line, man.