I will build a big machine...




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/small.png[/IMG]

lol guess what that is.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

TESTICLES?! IN MY VGC?! B7



that is a testicle, right?




Posted by Dreadnought

Its obviously part of some distended colon or something.




Posted by mis0

I think it looks like virgin vagina meat.




Posted by Dreadnought

Or a tongue. Could very well be a tongue.




Posted by sniper

Your own nipple




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Would I be banned if I posted my own testicles on VGC? I mean, how is that porn, amirite?




Posted by Dreadnought

sexual content, etc.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

srsly, who considers my testicle sexual content? come on. srsly




Posted by Ant

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

srsly? come on

My testicles look more like cabbage than anything else.




Posted by Lord of Spam

sniper was the closest so far.

HINTS: its a part of a woman that on a guy wouldnt be censored.

[COLOR="black"]THE RUMP![/COLOR]




Posted by mis0

Again, LoS, the vagina.




Posted by Lord of Spam

1)rumps, while being a hilarious word, would be censored.
2)men do not have vaginas.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Lord of Spam:
HINTS: its a part of a woman that on a guy wouldnt be censored.
Pfft, that doesn't even exist. Try not to be so stupid, m'kay?
[quote=The Judge][COLOR="black"]THE RUMP![/COLOR]

There was some female rump in a Jackie Chan movie, thus it is pure and honorable.



Posted by Lord of Spam

*cough*nipples*cough*




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/sigs/provingapointcovered.png[/IMG]

it comes from one of those areas :D




Posted by Zeta

Save'd cuz of how hard I loled.

And I'm guessing it's from whatever the mouth is covering.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Lord of Spam: *cough*nipples*cough*


.



Posted by Zeta

... A cough? An asterisk?




Posted by Lord of Spam

getting warmer




Posted by Zeta

Bah, I give up.




Posted by Slade

Is it your mom's nipple?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Yes. My mother is Jenna Jameson.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

This thread took a turn for the hilarious.




Posted by Apathetic

NOSEDIVE BACK INTO THE UNFUNNY LOL




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Lord of Spam]Yes. My mother is Jenna Jameson.

this is an impossibility.

pornstars do not have children despite the amount of sex they have.

I mean, try explaining your job to your kid..




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Been there, done that. Let's just say it led to the best sex of my life.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]Been there, done that. Let's just say it led to the best sex of my life.
Sex with your 5 year old son is the best sex you've ever had?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Three year-old. Five is a little too old for me.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: Three year-old. Five is a little too old for me.

H e r o



Posted by Linko_16

Areola.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

VAGOOO




Posted by Zeta

I see your VAGOOO and raise you one PONOS.




Posted by The Judge

I stick em inside each other and laugh like an idiot.




Posted by Zeta

You would, idiot.




Posted by The Judge

I did, smarty pants.

10 bux to anyone who can guess the source of this thread's title.




Posted by Dreadnought

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6559/shoopingcopyjh6.jpg[/IMG][/URL]


Fixed




Posted by Linko_16

I'm still waiting to see if "Areola" is right.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: I'm still waiting to see if "Areola" is right.


oh, uh, yeah. Left boob (her left, our right). Its juuuuust to the middle, so the top half of the pic is ZOMGB& material.



Posted by Linko_16

I am the master.

Recognize.




Posted by Lord of Spam

whoa hey man ur not doin ur job i shud b b7 i brok rulz we gotsa keep evryting clean lol




Posted by Linko_16

It's actually a guy's areola. Trust me, I know these things.




Posted by Dreadnought

Lol @ Linko's tits.




Posted by Linko_16

I don't really have moobs.

But they do kind of come to a point for some reason, which looks really weird.




Posted by Slade

I have skinny friends with that problem, too. It usually has to do with having no pecs.

/r/ pix of Linko putting up 250 lbs




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHERE'S MY ****ING TITS, SLADE?!




Posted by The Judge

Trying to take a picture now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

NICE, BUDDY




Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: Trying to take a picture now.

I laughed at the idea of you struggling to hold up your shirt with one hand and position the camera with the other. USE YOUR CHIN LOL


oh wai- you've already posted the pic, and so have I. This thread is so far behind.