Set of rules that I think we call all agree on.




Posted by Lord of Spam

1)The moderators of DA are the group who's names appear under the moderators column of this forum, or any other such persons that are deemed worthy by the moderators of this forum.
2)Deletions, mergers, or any other such moderation of DA content shall be handled by persons that are moderators according to #1. (Objections will not be raised to moderation in response to site wide rules violations).
3)Iris is a stinky doo doo head.
4)This is the most serious business yet.
5)My 4head is fukken HUEG

I think we can all agree to this, with the exception of iris, who doesnt get a vote since shes a woman and inherently illogical. Also, not one of us. Any comments?




Posted by The Judge

Wait wait wait.

You're saying the mods are the ones under the list where it says "moderators," and that they are responsible for modding the blog.

WHY THE HELL WAS THIS THREAD NECESSARY?!




Posted by Lord of Spam

It precludes outsiders from editing the blog and allows us to designate certian poeple as being allowed to edit it without being an official mod.

Basically, gives us recourse to ***** to jesse if iris decides to take her PMS out on us.




Posted by The Judge

I've already got that covered.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Okay, wasnt aware. Iris had merged a few threads and then deleted like every post in them. I just didnt want and of her or anyone elses faggotry running loose here.

I mean, we've got vamp and SR. We've got enough faggotry as it is.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: It precludes outsiders from editing the blog and allows us to designate certian poeple as being allowed to edit it without being an official mod.


As far as I know, Supermod are not allowed to moderate blogs, unless it breaks the basic rules of pornography and the like.


Quoted post: Okay, wasnt aware. Iris had merged a few threads and then deleted like every post in them. I just didnt want and of her or anyone elses faggotry running loose here.


wait what?



Posted by The Judge

He's calling you a faggot.




Posted by Linko_16

... what about me? :(




Posted by The Judge

If we wanted you modding, we'd make you a mod.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I said you were cool.:(

Oh, and Iris had completely mangled the final results thread and merged it with something else. There was like 4 pages worth of "Message has been deleted by Iris".

Oh, and yeah, vamp loves the cock.




Posted by Linko_16

Oh, I missed my name in there.

...

Or did I?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Oh, and yeah, vamp loves the cock.


Fact, up, erection.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Lord of Spam: Oh, and Iris had completely mangled the final results thread and merged it with something else. There was like 4 pages worth of "Message has been deleted by Iris".


Really? Huh.



Posted by Apathetic

mangled, what a cool word.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm an idiot. SCOOBIDITY DOOT BOOP SHAM DAM DIZZY WAZZLE!




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: Oh, I missed my name in there.

...

Or did I?



nah i forgot. but you're cool enough. besidse, you're ONE OF US.



Posted by The Judge

WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!




Posted by Ant

I like rule 5 so much.




Posted by Slade

I like the scatting going on in this thread.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

scat LOL




Posted by Lord of Spam

IM THE SCAT MAN




Posted by The Judge

(Scatting)
I'm the Scatman
(Scatting)
I'm the Scatman
(Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman.

Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman.

Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if the could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman.

(Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.

I'm the Scatman.

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat.
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin' the saints are still weepin' cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.
I'm the Scatman.

(Scatting)
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
(Scatting)

lol internet




Posted by Linko_16

It was either this or just a picture of the Scat Rat, and I couldn't find that.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)




Posted by Ant

So is that poo leaking from both her tits and all down her pants? Think she would be sitting down...so it doesn't end up all over her. But what do I know?




Posted by Linko_16

I don't think any tit-****ting is involved. It's just sliding down from her poo-end to her front.




Posted by Ant

Ah, tis no sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]tting d[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ck nipples.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i dont think so




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

STOP THIS. STOP THIS TALK OF LEAKING POO




Posted by Poco


Quoting Lord of Spam: 1)The moderators of DA are the group who's names appear under the moderators column of this forum, or any other such persons that are deemed worthy by the moderators of this forum.
2)Deletions, mergers, or any other such moderation of DA content shall be handled by persons that are moderators according to #1. (Objections will not be raised to moderation in response to site wide rules violations).
3)Iris is a stinky doo doo head.
4)This is the most serious business yet.
5)My 4head is fukken HUEG

I think we can all agree to this, with the exception of iris, who doesnt get a vote since shes a woman and inherently illogical. Also, not one of us. Any comments?




WELL SIRS I AM KING INTERNET.



Posted by Ant

An invalid comment.




Posted by Lord of Spam

fix'd to correspond with the holy writ of the great mighty vampiro




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: fix'd to correspond with the holy wit of the great mighty vampiro


fix'd



Posted by Zeta

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant 'wit'.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Probably. Even if "writ" fits, I'm pretty positive he meant "wit," since my wit is holy. Not my writ.




Posted by Zeta

*******, I wish I was Vampiro.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Don't we all.




Posted by Lord of Spam

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/writ

you're all morons.




Posted by Zeta

****ing told you he meant 'writ'. Stupid Vampiro, trying to edit my posts to make yourself looks smarter. ****ing backfire'd.




Posted by Lord of Spam

This 5head isnt just ornamental. I use it to store extra brains.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ugh, you're both idiots. I know what writ means (lol took law all throughout highschool.) But who gives a **** about that? I prefer holy wit.