Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. AFter he's finished, the bartender asks "will you have another?" Descartes replies, "I think not," and disappears in a puff of logic.
so a goldfish walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, I have a drink named after you!" "norman?"
LOL
In before lolin and "So a horse walks into a bar..."
zwei peanuts is walking down die straße... und one of zem is... ASSAULTED! peanut.
So John Kerry walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?"
zing
All your jokes suck. You just be ashamed of yourself. Go wash your hands.
[QUOTE=Klarth]zwei peanuts is walking down die stra
A baby seal walked into a club. bum bum psh!
it's a bit more like ba dum pssh
Here I got one for you:
I go over to my girlfriend's house.
That's the joke.
I'd say owned, but im in a similar boat.
Pardon me whilst I commit suicide
hehe YOU GUYS ARE LOSE..... wait ,i cant even do that. SON OF A *****!
#toaster in the bath's self#
A guy walks into a pub, takes his clothes off, walks up the wall and disappears into a small crack.
A guy at the bar says "That was weird"
The bartender says "Yo're telling me. He normally just orders a pint!"
:-D
A pig walks into a bar, orders a drink, then asks where the bathroom is.
Another pig walks into this bar, orders the same drink, then asks where the bathroom is.
A third pig walks into the same bar, orders the same drink, then... sits there calmly.
The bartender asks, "Sure you don't need the bathroom?"
The pig replies, "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home."
...
5th grade playground jokes lol.