So I was sitting in Biology when my friend reaches in her pocket and pulls out a tin of mints from Seattle or somewhere like that. She offers me one so of course I take it, and she gets one too. All of a sudden we're both laughing at nothing and are like extremely hyper. We eat another mint each and it gets worse. My friend says, "I think these are lined with cocaine or something..." And I agree and we start laughing again. Then this one boy whose in our class and is our best friend, mostly my best friend, comes back and wonders what we're doing. While my friend gives me another mint because I'm more funny than her. My two friends get into an arguement about pennies and Daniel takes two pennies from Katie. She tells me to get the pennies so I can have another mint and I manage to get one of them. Then one thing led to another and Daniel was leading me around the room by dangling his house keys in front of my face. Katie gives me another mint. Daniel started to get annoyed and told me to chew the mint and swallow which I do. Katie offers another mint. Daniel holds me back while Katie and I are laughing. Then he has to let go because our teacher told us to go back to our seats. When Daniel is safely in his seat, Katie gives me a mint. I'm inclined to agree that those mints get you high. What do you think? But it was seriously funny.
Find out where those mints came from lawl.
yeah, what was the brand?
it was probably just idiot highschool girls going LOL SUGAR RUSH!!1!KEKEKE
WHY DON'T YOU ASK TONY MONTANA WHERE THOSE MINTS CAME FROM I'M SURE HE KNOWS. JUST ASK HIM 'BOUT HIS "LITTLE FRIEND".
What LOS said. No company would be dumb enough to line mints with cocaine. That is one expensive product.
Doesn't have to be cocaine, but yeah, probably just a lot of sugar in every mint. Or you started to believe there was cocaine in it, giving a placebo effect.
When it was cheap and legal.
Except shut up.
Except I love you.
Like only a man can... i slowly massage your as- STICK IT IN YOUR POOPER LOL
miss u :(
And, uh, Linko can hook me up with some women who can stick it in my pooper if I'm really craving it. You'll have to do better than that.
but-but, it's me, vamp :(
vamp!=futa.
although it WOULD be hilarious to get linko wasted off his *** and try to trick him into thinking otherwise.
Did you think I meant srsly srsly? Nah, when I'm like GUNNA GIT RAPED and she's all like "yeah" that's fukken hawt.
That's not hawt, you jew.
"make love to me" is pretty much the hottest thing a girl could say to me right now. I'd probably respond with "lol k"
In other news, I'm not generally a very romantic guy.
It could be sugar... I'll have to check that. But it was seriously funny. I could really go for about five or six of those mints right now... As to where they came from, a starbucks or something like that in Seattle or wherever she was. I'll get back to you. Then you can try them for yourselves. Oh one thing I forgot to add, I had a major headache after the mints wore off. That might hint as to what it really was.
Surprisingly, mints are f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking horrible for your teeth.
But, since we are going for you being a total whore later on in life, maybe it's better you're all gummy.
nothing ruins a decent blowjob like having a molar drag on your cock just a little too hard.
Whore's scare me, so I won't be one. Sorry to disappoint you. Not really... ^_~
cock. mouth. now.
They were probably energy pills they sell at the counter of starbucks, a guy I work with bought a Rockstar and a pack of them energy pills and was wired in about 10 min.
maybe?
no, they were. I'm pretty sure anytime anything gay happens, you were there with a cock in your mouth and one in each hand
No not really just getty highschool girls and boys playing grab ***.
****, I can't think of anything to edit in here. Just imagine something lewd, sexual, and probably homoerotic.
well, i CAN be super romantic. its just that i have to care about the girl to do it, or REALLY want to get some ***.
I don't even want to imagine the fivehead's family. Terrifying.
fun fact: i have 5 male cousins that i know of, and one female cousin that i know of. if I recall correctly, she should be like 10 or 12 now. Somewhere around there.
Wow.
What does that say about you, then?
oh, right, you're new here
los haet loli. I was sying that you were wrong.
I didn't specify a gender.
And I could have been wrong about how many cousins it was.
:-*
los luvs shota
Place confirmed. They came from Seattle. As for sugar content, I'm still checking on that.
THERE'S NOTHING TO CHECK OUT. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING LEGAL IN CANDY THAT WILL MAKE YOU ACT LIKE THAT. YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PLACEBO-AFFECTED *******ES.
You never know...
No, we do.
Truly, a more brilliant showcase of idiocy has not been seen for quite some time.
This whole stupid thing reminds me of the hicks who use the phrase, "Walkin' on yer feet?" to hit on girls at my school.
Also, whoever posts after me is totaly gay.
Why yes, I am! Thank you!
You're sooooo observant! Please be my boyfriend!
seriously, every forum I've been to, if there's a thread started by a girl, it always goes past two pages, even if it's an intro thread.
this thread applies to that rule.
Don't give me that "MORE THAN 20 POSTS A PAGE" garbage.
50 posts a page is max. Really, the fact that she is female makes it all the better to continue making fun of her.
I bet if juliebriggs started a thread... oh nevermind.
Yeah... Anyway. We're like totally over it now. But Daniel still taunts me with the keys! But yeah... It is pretty stupid, I'll admit that. I just wanted to know you're thoughts on it. Don't ask me why, but I did.
Take the keys from her and slit her throat with them.
It's a guy. And I would totally do that if he wasn't so tall.
lol guys named daniel are funny
have someone kick him in the back of the shins. then slit his throat when he buckles.
That was incredibly hardcore.
That's a good idea. I'll let you know if it works out.
[COLOR="black"]You can't log on vgc from death row.[/COLOR]
There are no internets in jail. Only aids.
AIDS
Aids needs to be wordfilter'd to AIDS
From hence froth, it shall be
i see what you did thar, and i like it
thought you would
Yeah... Anyway. I don't plan on going to school because im a vapid stupid whore. please kill me and then whack off on my body.
THE MARROW IS GOOD FOR DIGESTION LOL
I'd eat him myself, you pussies.
I'd just not try to act like I was a badass on the internet.
Also, I'd jsut use legal/civil actions to get back at them. Better to humble someone than you kill them.
Since when was eating corpses badass?
since however long you've been a skinny faggot fag
Glad I could Hallmark it.
There was a guy in the old west named Liver Eatin' Johnson. So named because he had a tendancy to kill indians and consume their livers in order to gain their powers, or some such faggotry.
Later on, the crow tribe accepted him as a member. Their logic? He's eaten enough indian to have gained their essence and become one himself. *** bless america.
It's funny because indians are stupid.
yeah, pretty much.
good drugs though.
Well, I won't kill him. If I did, my cousin would kill me. I don't really feel like dying for at least six years.
Oh, and your signature is creepy as ****.
I know. It was supposed to be creepy. Especially that last part.
[quote=Vampiro]Aids needs to be wordfilter'd to AIDS
I believe that the same effect should go to the word Aids.
Unless it's spelled ADA. Then it's cool.
Here's a fun fact for you; as long as sex is popular, AIDS is popular.
There's absolutely no logic behind that.
Yes, there is. You get AIDS from having sex. Everyone loves to have sex, it's one of America's favorite past times. Quite a bit of the population has AIDS, therefore if they have sex there is a good chance of getting AIDS. Especially because some people get mad at the world and think; "If I'm gonna have AIDS, everyone is gonna have AIDS." So they go out and have unprotected sex with people to give them AIDS.
Hold on, how old are you? I'll assume you're under fifteen and go to a catholic highschool, because only those schools feed that type of bull****. And I would know.
The percentage of people who have AIDS is not nearly as high as you make it out to be. The chances of getting AIDS from a partner is fairly slim, but a definite possibility. You're far more likely to get another STD, and even then, if you're not a dumb whore, you're not going to get anything at all.
I said there's no logic behind your post because the "guilt be association" **** is retarded. Because sex is popular doesn't make anything associated with sex popular. Especially a serious disease like AIDS, which, no matter the circumstances, will ever be popular within our, or any society, on earth.
I'm tired of hearings aids bull****. Shes banned from now on.
b7!!!
b7!!!
b7!!!
b7!!!
b7!!!
AIDS is given due to transferal of blood pathogens, which is why it's so common in homosexuals, since anal sex involves a lot of tearing. Normal sex between a man and woman doesn't have nearly as high a chance of transferring it.
That's actually true. And actually Vamp, I'm sixteen and I go to a public school. Shows what you know. And it wasn't me who made AIDS out to widespread first. It was my health teacher so blame her. Actually it's not AIDS thats widespread, it's HIV.
dead serious, btw
Very well, I recognize that I'm too retarded to psot in DA and that any more of posts will be physically removed. Please poop on me.
Good, stay out.
And no, i wont poop on you.
I'll gladly sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t on you :)
Im sure eggroll would love to hear that.
OH *** DON'T TELL HER! It'll make her go insane with jealousy.
jealousy that you're not pooping on her, i bet.
asians loved to be pooped on. its a fact, look it up.
Scat cat.
[quote=Aids]People think I'm stupid, but I think they're stupid.
That's probably because you're arrogant and don't realize that you're stupid.
Hah. No, I'm not arrogant. Many people find me not to be stupid, just certain people here. But you wanna know a secret? I don't care. Why should I care when a lot of the people here are just dorks without lives who find trying to annoy people on the internet gives them a thrill?
Ultimate overused insult: You guys are dorks with no lives because you post on an internet site.
Use of this is roughly equivalent of an instant fail and makes the validity of your opinions extremely questionable at best.
I didn't say because they post on the internet. I said because they try to annoy people on the internet.
Trolling is fun.
*Points to the "Is this the one with Kefka" fad that was on GFAQs' FF3DS board*
Aida, you're a ****ed fool. Tits or GTFO.
how black
Scratch that.
Tits and GTFO.
Don't even bother with the tits. Just gtfo.
The REAL stupid ones are the ones that post even after being b7