I'm being banned




Posted by The Judge

For one week. Why? Because when someone said "show me the ropes," I posted this
Except without the little circle. It's roughly 4 pixels of the underside of his penis. In all honesty, I didn't even notice until Mr. Morals found out.

Mr. Morals, ie. Klarth, ie. "I'm not mad that you banned me from DA. In fact I'm happy!" decided to rush to the Regular Mods Ban Request thread and say "JUDGE NEEDS TO BE BANNED!!!"

And thus, I'll be a ghost for a week, because Iris says that my carelessness needs to act as a martyr, and I'm being banned for a week because of it. Sure, she's being a *****, but if there's any negative attention, I'd like to all to be directed to the parentless brit who's snickering at his computer desk about how "guuuuuuuuuuh I got the judge baaaaaanned hehehehehehehehehe!!1"

Adios




Posted by Random

VIVA LA JUDGE!




Posted by Iris

You said you wouldn't care about being banned and it wouldn't change anything. Still, you'd be punished for doing something wrong. At the very least you can be a martyr if you really don't care, since you'll still be punished.




Posted by Staev

Hahaha, that's a great picture. I'd take a probation/temporary ban for posting that if I had gotten it first.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DA IS DOOOOOOMED apparently. :rolleyes:

I miss the days of such fine immaturity.




Posted by Linko_16

You really just need to stop posting photos of what you do in your freetime, Judge. I always knew they would get you in trouble.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Derick is one sexy man




Posted by Lord of Spam

the only time i'd seen someone tied up like that was when it was a chick, so i was like "**** thats one ugly chick lol"

then i read on and everything was clear.

So where did you post that?




Posted by Stalolin

gj

get well soon




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So where did you post that?


intro board



Posted by Lord of Spam

meh, doesnt seem ban worthy. certainly no worse than the "LOL I LIKE TO BE ****ED ROUGH ALSO DOGGY STYLE ETC" bs that some of the mods tend to like to talk about.




Posted by Linko_16

I actually feel pretty bad about this. I post porn without anything but a talking-to (though the "serious business" was pretty awful to sit through), and he does this has to be banned for a week?




Posted by Arcadios

Free Judge




Posted by NEMI


Quoting Arcadios: Free Judge


I'm with ya, Arcadios



Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Linko_16: I post porn


What da heck??!! OK, who want's 2 ban Linko. :(



Posted by The Judge

I really couldn't care. It'll be fun being a ghost again. BOY IS BEING BANNED GOING TO TEACH ME A LESSON.




Posted by Poison


Quoting The Judge: For one week. Why? Because when someone said "show me the ropes," I posted this
Except without the little circle. It's roughly 4 pixels of the underside of his penis. In all honesty, I didn't even notice until Mr. Morals found out.

Mr. Morals, ie. Klarth, ie. "I'm not mad that you banned me from DA. In fact I'm happy!" decided to rush to the Regular Mods Ban Request thread and say "JUDGE NEEDS TO BE BANNED!!!"

And thus, I'll be a ghost for a week, because Iris says that my carelessness needs to act as a martyr, and I'm being banned for a week because of it. Sure, she's being a *****, but if there's any negative attention, I'd like to all to be directed to the parentless brit who's snickering at his computer desk about how "guuuuuuuuuuh I got the judge baaaaaanned hehehehehehehehehe!!1"

Adios

Stop it, you're getting me wet :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LOL POISON IS GAY


or a woman. Either way, **** him.




Posted by Staev


Quoting Poison: Stop it, you're getting me wet :(


You're friggin' 13; you don't even know what that means.:rolleyes:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

He's not thirteen; pretty sure he's in college. Just wants to be kawaii desu ^_____^




Posted by Staev


Quoting Vampiro: He's not thirteen; pretty sure he's in college. Just wants to be kawaii desu ^_____^


...
...
...oh, that's sad...



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Vampiro: DA IS DOOOOOOMED apparently. :rolleyes:

I miss the days of such fine immaturity.

that part was a joke

and I'm pretty sure Judge isn't going to be banned :) Just watch your ***, dear.



Posted by Staev


Quoting Klarth: that part was a joke

and I'm pretty sure Judge isn't going to be banned :) Just watch your ***, dear.


Bah, shut yer ***. Judge'll post more.

If he's not a pussy.

:hugetrann:



Posted by mis0


Quoting Klarth: that part was a joke

and I'm pretty sure Judge isn't going to be banned :) Just watch your ***, dear.

Wow, you sure didn't last very long. WINK WINK WINK WI



Posted by Fate

Staev, you'd be much better suited to hanging out with people that like you for what you were, not people in this blog that like you because you frequent 4chan.

Come to our side. We can cause a ruckus. A real rape.




Posted by WackoHater2


Quoting Arcadios: Free Judge


I'm, with you too.



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Judge - why do you care? It's a ******* week-long ban from an engineered community; you're not being hung, drawn and quartered. Grow some stones.




Posted by WackoHater2

Judge doesn't care much. I don't think he does anyway. His loyal followers care.




Posted by sniper

It is really funny that Fate seems to think we consider her and the LA blog to be competition. When LA was made, the general reaction around here was, "Huh. Alright." Not much has changed.




Posted by Fate

Competition? No, for I'd actually have to put effort into competing with you guys, and I don't think it's worth it. Staev is a personal friend of mine, whom I think is too intelligent to hang out with two 4chan cesspools (although, Staev, GN would be fun if it wasn't threatened to die every three months).




Posted by Staev

That GN would be - I'd be willing to pay some of the bills again, as I did a couple times in the past.:sh2y:

As for LA and DA, I fear I don't exactly "buy into" this rivalry - but sure, what the ****, I'll post a thing or two over there.




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

If you're looking for a host for GN, go hook up anarchysoda.com. I'll set up a whole subsection of forums if you want.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Princess Fate: *lard leaks from my chubby chubby cheeks*

Yeah, I see. That makes perfect sense.

Staev: post in DA. We don't just rape, we haterape!



Posted by The Judge

Hahaha, Klarth wants me to watch my backside. I guess I'll amek sure not to do anything Mr. Morals would be upset by.




Posted by mis0

oh noez teh klarf he iz comieng!11 teh runz0r!!11




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: As for LA and DA, I fear I don't exactly "buy into" this rivalry - but sure, what the ****, I'll post a thing or two over there.


ZOMG NO WAI MAN, REMEMBER... REMEMBER VGS AND ALL THE FUN WE HAD THERE?!?!

:rolleyes:


Wait, why isn't derick b7 yet? **** this ****. At least follow through with the threat. I got all pumped up for nothing.



Posted by Iris

Jesse has to do it, and he hasn't said anything about it yet. We're still waiting.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh right... because he's a mod. There's always a snag in ever plan.




Posted by Ant

THE EMPIRE WILL LIVE ON! THE REIGN OF TERROR WILL NOT FALL! NEVER!




Posted by Lord of Spam

haterape is my new favorite word

also, i like that fate (apparently) thinks that going to 4chan preculdes being intelligent. I'd bet that the average IQ of DA is going to be higher than that of the main boards. We arent stupid, we just choose not to act smart. Walking around being a pretentious OH HEY LOOK HOW SMART I AM LOL ******* gets old after a while.




Posted by Iris

You don't have to recite poems and memorize every mathematic equation to be smart.

You must be mature and logical, which you clearly aren't.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You must be mature and logical, which you clearly aren't.


Clearly, nor are you.

No one here is smart if they believe you can't act immature or goof off while still having a decent amount of intelligence. Especially considering this is a forum and a blog that's created around the belief of fun.

and spoilers: logic does not guarantee intelligence, nor does the lack of it prove stupidity.



Posted by Lord of Spam

intellect is entirely divergent from maturity. One can be intellectually far beyond ones peers yet still be socially and behaviorally retarded. it happens all the time with kids that spend all their time in school; they develope amazing scholastic acheivments, but dont know dick about interaction or proper behavior. and as for being logical, you're the one with a vagina, so dont talk to me about being logical.

also, for the record, i got a 700 on the math section of the SAT and a 690 on the english. i also graduated with over $20k in scholarships and a 4.8 gpa. Suck my balls you ****ing ****.

now, see, the first post is a reasonable, thought out response. the second is a snap reaction based on emotion with no thought put into it. BUT OH NOES ITS TEH SAME PERSONZ! Guess what? You dont have to act smart to be smart. In fact, most of the smartest people I know tend to try to act "normal" so that people arent annoyed by them or look at them differently. its only the halfwits and morons that i know that tend to try to look smart to impress other people.

also i hate you iris, and hope that you are kidnapped and forced into making dogrape movies.

mainly because that ****s fukken hot, but also because i dont like you.

also im going to try to fill all of page 2@20ppp.

**** you, vamp, you know 20 is the magic number

i mean, come on man. 40?

you know who else uses 40ppp, vamp?

the mods, thats who

when you browse@40ppp, you're browsing with THE MODS.

i dont even know whos ninjaing who anymore. im done for now.

This is a worthless post which is clearly indicative of my lack of intellectual accomplishment. Furthermore, penis *teehee*.

no, the other mods. the outsiders

them, man. they are trying to mke you one of them

sure, it starts small, 40ppp. but then whats next? you're listening to ****ing pop radio while cutting your hair short so that you can do that gay little spikey flip up in the front thing, and wearing 300 dollar D&G sunglasses

fine then, enjoy your normality. You are dead to me now

huh, i just noticed that since firefox doesnt reload the whole page when i post, its keeping more than 20 posts per page. it wont reset to 20 until i hiot refresh. so its now poissibel for me to see forty posts per p... no.

oh *** no

THEYVE GOTTEN TO ME TOO

OH *** IM SCARED

HOLD ME, I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON. OH ***...

ive gotta do something about this...

ok, i refreshed... im safe for now on page 4... but i'll be more vigilant in the future.

yeah, stroke that ****. you know what i like

wait, no. im not going to do this. you'll take it too far and before we know it there'll be like 5 pages of us ****ing each other. **** this **** before it even starts




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

silly, los. Scores do not matter. You have proved time and time again that you're mentally challenged because of how you act within DA.

wait

I'm a mod of DA. So it makes sense.

no, **** you!

OH ****, CHAGING IT NOW

k, 20ppp

lol nah jk **** u

... too far

too

****ing

far

*holds los and slowly strokes his fivehead*

lol, yeah, I was going to take it really far. But fine, **** you.




Posted by Lord of Spam

luv u:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

i continue to stroke your fivehead while my other hand slips down your back. I trace circles and tenderly kiss your neck...




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Iris: You don't have to recite poems and memorize every mathematic equation to be smart.

Oh thank wacko *falls asleep*



Posted by mis0

I'M SLITTING MY WRISTS PAY ATTENTION TO ME




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol, why is jesse modding DA?




Posted by Staev

[QUOTE=Iris]You don't have to recite poems and memorize every mathematic equation to be smart.

No, you just have to have a big enough e-penis to satisfy Iris' drama-chasm.:D




Posted by Poison


Quoting Staev: ...
...
...oh, that's sad...

How rude >:O

I hope you don't suck cock with that mouth.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Staev: No, you just have to have a big enough e-penis to satisfy Iris' drama-chasm.:D


whoa, hey now. if theres one thing DAs got too much of, its epenis.



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

You can never have too much epenis.




Posted by Stalolin

So I voted to ban the Judges for a few days, (Like two or three). Does this mean I won't be a mod?




Posted by Staev


Quoting Poison: How rude >:O

I hope you don't suck cock with that mouth.


You mean THIS mouth?!





Posted by The Judge


Quoting Stalolin: So I voted to ban the Judges for a few days, (Like two or three). Does this mean I won't be a mod?

yup



Posted by mis0

guess it's LoS and I then RITE RITE RITE.

[spoiler]i'm really fine either way - if ya want me as mod, fine, if not, LoS alone is 'nuff. I seriously have no problem either way[/spoiler]




Posted by Stalolin

The poll stood between "Ban for a week" and "Ban for a few days".

I chose a few days, it being the lesser of two evils.




Posted by Ant

I chose "No" D:




Posted by Linko_16

Ditto.




Posted by The Judge

You're both cocks.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I chose "Permaban."




Posted by The Judge

There was no option for it :)




Posted by Apathetic

animu.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: There was no option for it


It was a poll I wrote up and handed out to my family.



Posted by The Judge

LMAO




Posted by ASUKA

As much as I know Judge hates me, I still feel bad that he might get the ban. That's a pretty lame reason.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... he wasn't banned




Posted by The Judge

Or hasn't been yet




Posted by Jesse Smith

Bah, da...

I iz wacko and I say pze have compassion for n00bies!!!!!

option was just for me to vote so I could easily sea da results!!!! Current poll results point to a three day ban.

Yes, a week. 3 25.00%
Yes, a few days. 5 41.67%
No. 3 25.00%




Posted by Linko_16

It'd be a tie right now

IF LOLIN HADN'T VOTED FOR "THREE DAYS."




Posted by Staev

I love how it's the "jude." Mostly because "jude" is "Jew" in German.

Now THAT'S a proposition I can support!




Posted by Poison

Dam, I voted for the wrong one.

This is what happens when I look at the results after I vote:(




Posted by Staev

I refuse to vote until I get a "Get in ze oven, Jude! ARBEIT MACHT FREI!!!" answer.




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Poison: Dam, I voted for the wrong one.

This is what happens when I look at the results after I vote:(


er, you shouldn't have to look at da results for you to know if you want some one banned and for how long!!! n00bies!!!!



Posted by The Judge

Ban me on Friday morning




Posted by Poison


Quoting Jesse Smith: er, you shouldn't have to look at da results for you to know if you want some one banned and for how long!!! n00bies!!!!

You shouldn



Posted by The Judge

Since almost every single mod is a total sap and only votes on what the popular opinion is.




Posted by Staev

ARBEIT MACHT FREI!

SIEG HEIL![IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nazi.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nazi.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nazi.gif[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

Ban me on Friday morning.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

this thread just took a turn for the best




Posted by Staev

Picked the last option, because it reminds me of "ARBEIT MACHT FREI" the most.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Where's my ****ing permaban option?




Posted by Staev

Put up that option, but call it, "GET IN DER OVEN, JUDE."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Get on it, Smith.




Posted by Ant

lol k




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k




Posted by Ant

I never did btw.

i z a wacko




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

IS YOUR NAME ANTHONY SMITH?




Posted by Linko_16

Oh. I thought you were talking about Jesse.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was.




Posted by Linko_16

Oh. I thought his name really was Ant Smith.




Posted by Ant

PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET OMG!!!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... your last name better ****ing not be smith




Posted by Ant

Spoilers!

[spoiler]It is[/spoiler]




Posted by Linko_16

It's actually Dumfuk. He told me himself.




Posted by sniper

Michael Logan Benton
18230 SE Wax Rd.
Covington, WA 98042

1-253-639-9874




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I knew a Benton once. Nicest guy on the planet.




Posted by sniper

He has been disowned from the family tree generations back, I'm sure.




Posted by Lord of Spam

lol, they actually did it. judge is b&




Posted by Jesse Smith

*sniff* Blame da naughty mods. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

OH SHI LOL

Well, at least he got it when we wanted it. So it most likely won't even make a difference. Still though, I lol'd




Posted by mis0

B& B& B& B& B& B& B& B&

[COLOR="black"]YAR HAR HAR HAR HAR[/COLOR]




Posted by Ant


Quoting Lord of Scum: lol, they actually did it. judge is b&


This is a great day for racist everywhere, to be sure.

[COLOR="black"]Ah ha ha, I read your quote as "Lord of Scum." Made me laugh.[/COLOR]



Posted by Lord of Spam

hou dar u




Posted by Zeta

... People that don't read the date that the post was made make me very sad.




Posted by Ant

Oh ***, I laughed. But yeah, I agree. That does indeed suck.




Posted by NeXidala

HAHA

BUMP!
:bump:




Posted by Lord of Spam

http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=401765&postcount=104

as i reread this post, i was like "lol i should edit my name to lord of scum". then i looked up and lol'd greatly.




Posted by mis0

I'm not bumping this thread, due to a severe lack of relevance to my interests.