Take me to the river.




Posted by Ant

Throw me in the water




Posted by Ant

I'M A WITCH I TELLS YA!




Posted by The Judge

Do you float?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Perhaps we should contruct a bridge of him?




Posted by Ant

We should weigh me against a thousand ducks




Posted by Lord of Spam

nah, witches only weight the same as one duck.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

a thousand ducks weigh 16,000 pounds. Ant weights... 235. Give or take.



HOW CLOSE AM I?!




Posted by Lord of Spam

jesus ****, 16 pounds per duck? **** that ****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Assuming every single duck weighs the exact same weight, right?




Posted by Lord of Spam

16 pounds is a ****ing HUGE duck. i mean, seriously, what have the ducks been eating? XBOXes or something?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't know how much a ****ing duck weighs.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: Ant weights... 235.

HOW CLOSE AM I?!


Pretty **** close. I tend to waver about 230 give or take a few pounds. good job



Posted by Dreadnought

Antbox, hueg, in b4, etc.




Posted by Staev


Quoting Ant: Pretty **** close. I tend to waver about 230 give or take a few pounds. good job


And they called ME fat, when I weighed around 180...:sh2y:



Posted by Lord of Spam

i currently weigh 190:cookie:




Posted by sniper

I'm 150. Eat less.




Posted by Phantasma2

I'm 100. Eat less.

I should be the one eating but eh.




Posted by sniper

What are you, five feet tall?




Posted by Phantasma2

5'5




Posted by Linko_16

280

@#$% you guys.




Posted by Stalolin

5'11 to 6', weighing at least 200




Posted by Staev

I'm 5'7"; midget am I.:sh2y:

I'm at 160 now and getting muscular as ****.:D




Posted by Apathetic

Im 144lbs last time I checked which was a month ago. I need to workout more lol though because not a lot of it is muscle.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm at 160 now and getting muscular as ****.


lol I can't image staev ever being buff as ****.


and yeah, i'm awesome at guessing weight :cool:



Posted by Lord of Spam

im 5'10-11ish. i actually just got done working out. FEEL THE BURN BABY.




Posted by Staev

[QUOTE=Vampiro]lol I can't image staev ever being buff as ****.

That's fine, unbeliever; just wait to be proved wrong. :-*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: That's fine, unbeliever; just wait to be proved wrong. :-*


I eagerly anticipate the day, dear sir.



Posted by Lord of Spam

im weird. my legs are like RAWR MUSCLE but my arms are like oh *** please dopnt hurt me

im a freak:cookie:




Posted by Staev


Quoting Vampiro: I eagerly anticipate the day, dear sir.


Vampiro lusts after me.:smalltran:



Posted by sniper

I can't be the only one to listen to the Talking Heads.




Posted by Dreadnought

Alas, good sir, you are not alone.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Indeed, you are not.




Posted by Ant

Yes, you are.




Posted by Lord of Spam

jesus jones is superior