see...I iz a WACKO!!!!!!
Wolfy and I were just looking at the Oregon map wondering where we should venture off to this weekend and we started thinking about visiting Jesse Smith. It's wonderfully convenient that he lives so close to our den and we our quite curious. Maybe we could take the Hermit to see The Black Dahlia or introduce him to Fairy and go out to dinner. I'm sure we could capture a few images of him with Wolfy. Wouldn't that be something for the sigs? I also should make sure he's feeding his dogs properly, the poor cuties.
What do you think about this? Is this a good weekend plan? Sunday's a good day to meet a wacko. Is there anything special I should do while I'm with him? Any particular request? Should I bother to call and warn him of my arrival or should I just show up?
You should buy thermal nuclear warheads from the black market. After doing so, kidnap a few German scientists and engineers. After you have the two things together, you must merge them into one. After the scientists and engineers put the Thermal Nuclear Warhead together, carefully place it on a Stealth Fighter Jet. From there move forward in your plan to NUKE JESSE SMITHS HOUSE!!
Somehow I doubt anyone would answer the door, no matter what you do. Besides, his front yard is probably littered with land mines.
I hope Random gets brutally raped by a pack of extremely well-endowed werestallions.
I am actually a bit concerned about him not answering the door. He's been picking up his telephone more lately and perhaps I can bribe him with something like a Pikachu plushie to get him to answer the door. Maybe threaten him by mentioning the name of Curr. I could just stalk the house until he finally leaves. There must be something...
Oh crud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! er...da doges ran away. :(
Dexter, I live in Washington. I should come down so you could introduce me to Fairy.
fei will go insane if jesse gets to meet fairy before fei does. bj might too.
Give him a good kick in the groin for me, Dex.
A sign will say: Beware of Wacko
Make him tidy his bedroom.
Or at least make him get rid of that dead mouse.
Tell him to act his real self on the forum. It's cool to be a wacko and all, but somehow I don't completely believe this act.
Oh crud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huminoides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er, who iz Wolfy!!!! :D:D:D:D Does his name start with an are??!!!
er...er...er...was he talking about in a week...er...month...er...year!!! Oh no!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
Tomorrow, my friend. Tomorrow is the day we will meet. Wolfy and I should arrive sometime after 6. We'll bring dinner, probably something simple like pizza from a local pizza place. Who will all be at your place? Will your brother or any other family members or friends be there? I want to make sure I bring enough pizza for everyone. Actually, I should leave early enough to make it to church with you guys. It has been a long time since I've last gone to church. Maybe I'll be able to make it to church next sunday.
Just look at some of his SEO sites or his posts on webmaster-themed forums. He's a pretty average guy :cookie:
I'm here right now. Just took some pictures with him and Wolfy. Trying to talk him into changing a few names here. He's totally crazy! Wacko beyond comprehension. We're about to eat some pizza and discuss various VGC members. I'm telling him to ban The Judge forevermore. Some guy just came over to ask him a quastion about Zelda and he didn't even know the answer! Shows how much Jesse plays games. It was hilarious. More to come when I get home tonight...
dexter, how IS your lovely sister, anyhow?
did you drop your phone out the window or something? the voicemail you left just cut off and I could hear wind or running water or someting like that then it made a weird noise and ended.
Yeah, sorry about that, Hyper. I took a huge turbulent tumble down into a river. Luckily my phone actually survived this time, but Wolfy was a mess and I lost one of my sandals. I'll have to continue my message at a later time.
Being with Jesse was hilarious. We were laughing so hard, his brother must of thought we were both wackos. I brought food and we never even had the opportunity to eat it! We talked about our lives, VGC members, etc. Later on, we actually started to get into deep, personal conversations. It was good for me to meet him. I have him to thank for this community, a place that has introduced me to many wonderful people who have changed my life.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/cosplaydexterity/NEWS/Jessewithwolfy.jpg[/IMG]
And yes, he most certainly is da king of da wackos!!! BLARG!
...you said you were driving a hundred miles an hour, and now you're saying you took a tumble into a river? forget the phone, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE?
edit: @G-Sides: Nope. =/
see...I iz a WACKO!!!!!!
LMAO! So this is what it's like when doves cry?
I never took Jesse as the Jeopardy-watching type.
I never took Jesse as the camo pants-wearing type. Then again, he's an Oregonian.
Ack!!! Thoze are shorts!!!!!!!!!!!! The hooror...he brought that Wolfy THING!! It remined me of a certian hacker that was once a dionasour!!!!! grrr!!!!
grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!! Burn that THING!!!!!
When I swing by, he is coming along, and there is nothing you can do about it. In fact, the whole crew will most likely be coming along:
So Jesse: Do you think love can blossom, even on the football field?
[quote=Raptor]Then again, he's a Mormon.
Fixed.
Also, Jesse's looking hot, in a sort of 'Ron Jeremy, post-lobotomy' kind of way.
I'D BETTER HAVE COME UP IN THESE CONVERSATIONS
[quote=Jesse Smith]grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!! Burn that THING!!!!!
Uh huh...
So when did you get the picture in you avatar?
:-D
you still didn't answer my question, though
Let's just say I'll be slowing down for awhile. Next time we visit a VGC member, we better fly again. We love flying. Someone give us an invitation so we have an excuse to go flying again. WHO'S NEXT!?
Seriously, who should we visit next? Wolfy and I are prepared to venture off towards new land, to meet new, interesting members! We visited Aesthetic, now Jesse, then...
Skitzo Control.:)
Yo, wanna post a few of those pictures you took...aka that woolfy thing...and one or two of the crazy
pictures that my brother took, where I look like a freak...aka the more of a freak I look, da better!!!
LOL!!! He didn't like Hyper at all!!!!
Some time I'll go through that audio and post the stuff. For now, [url=http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/nintendo/vgchat_pictures/Dexter.mp3]listen to this!!![/url]
Yah, yah, I know. I'm good at generating red eyes!!! Even my current avatar was red.
Mp3 fails.
bla...download it and then try it. Blaim ur browser!!!!
[quote=Dexter]Let's just say I'll be slowing down for awhile. Next time we visit a VGC member, we better fly again. We love flying. Someone give us an invitation so we have an excuse to go flying again. WHO'S NEXT!?
Seriously, who should we visit next? Wolfy and I are prepared to venture off towards new land, to meet new, interesting members! We visited Aesthetic, now Jesse, then...
Visit Klarth and I. DO IT! DO IT! MAXIMUM CREEPINESS FOR BYSTANDERS!
YES! COME YE TO HISTORIQ ENGLANDE!
lol visit me :-*
I...never imagined Jesse having a mustache.
(Yes, I did see the pictures of Jesse with a beard)
You could come see me. I mean, I don't know you all that well, but you seem like a gentle soul. I live in NJ, so you'd have to fly.
When the hell are you gonna visit Bobbie and I? You know you want to come to the beautiful Arizona mountains.
I'm really bummed right now because I had my next adventure all prepared and now I can't go. I think I'll go make a thread about it right now. Might get some helpful advice. :(
I need to get my passport before 2007.
If you come to Arizona you'd naturally have to visit me, I suppose. :)
If you're up to playing in the snow at freezing temperatures, frolicking around a secluded beach with water temperatures in the 80's, and hiking around an active volcano all in the same weekend, you can always fly out here. Or we could just spend most of a day in my den and play hours of Sonic the Hedgehog or Diddy Kong Racing while having many personal furry conversations, then go for a stroll through the upper wilderness in the cool, damp, and foggy autumn twilight. It would be so romantic!
I used to associate Jesse with Abraham Lincoln back when I was a kid. I remember a pic on WoN's history page with him and I always pictured him with a top hat.
:D:D:D:D
About 10 years ago!!! :D:D:D:D
[quote=Wings]I second this notion. I would gladly travel down to Canterbury for such a momentous occasion (and would try and coax Speedy into it too).
And Sabredog. Can't forget him. And KentTrafficCop.
Sabredog left nearly half a year ago.
And baz.
Jesse's brother looks a little bit like Tony Hawk in the first picture posted of him back on page 2.
This is page 2. Now I have to go search for the image you mean.
Thanks a LOT.
This is page 4 to me. It's the very first picture that was posted of Jesse's brother. Jesse and his brother are both in the picture.
He looks nothing like the Birdman, though.
blackpool sucks
I know, but for some reason people are like OOOOHHH AAAAHHH and crap like that.
The Illuminations are bull****.
Tourists act as if they like them for some odd reason. "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH" "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They're neon tubes, give me a break. If you cared to, you could see them at any point in the year. During the day. Unlit. And still have the same amount of excitement.
Oh that reminds me - is that weird souvenir shack that sells the porn for a quid still there? I had a friend who basically was that guy's whole profit margin.
It sells porn for a quid? Probably yes, but I haven't seen one that sells for that cheap before. I'll see if I can check next time I'm up there.
That isn't Jesse's brother, Panic.
That's Dex.
Really?! I thought it was his brother. Sorry about that. I have never seen Dexter before. Okay, correction, Dexter looks something like Tony Hawk.
Dexter being related to Jesse.
I laughed.
Well they were talking about Jesse's brother, so I just assumed.
I thought that was Dexter, I knew it was that photo, and for the second time; he looks nothing like him.
jesse wtf is that thing supposed to be? a mustache?
[quote=Wings]Oh that reminds me - is that weird souvenir shack that sells the porn for a quid still there?Haha, I get it, you use the word "quid" instead of "dollar." Man, British humor rocks.
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I still say I should be the next person Dexter visits.:)Maybe I'll come visit you instead, actually, considering how little there is to do down here in RB.
I don't even think I said anything, I just asked "Is Jesse there" or something :(
Close enough. And then he yelled obscenities at me!