I'm Going Straight To Hell, This I Know...




Posted by Linko_16

For Bible comics tell me so.

http://www.truthforyouth.com/NEW%20Comics/pc/index.htm




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... what the ****?




Posted by Linko_16

[url=www.truthforyouth.com]Truth for Youth[/url]

Even funnier than "Whoops, can't show that in the Christian manga!" if you ask me.




Posted by Iris

God invented parental locks on the TV and internet for just this occasion! Way2Go, Lord!




Posted by Stalolin

This is possibly the greatest instance of religion using facts in inappropriate ways I've ever seen.

I LAUGHED

THERE IS VIOLENCE IN SCHOOLS BECAUSE WE DON'T PRAY IN SCHOOLS




Posted by Crazy K

Wow is what sums it up for me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The last page was the best thing I ever read.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i hate idiocy like this. the best are the comics about how dnd teaches you to cast spells and kill people in real life. so far, ive done neither.




Posted by Iris

Clearly you're not high enough level, Lord of Spam.

Kill some domestic animals to gain EXP.




Posted by Linko_16

ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.




Posted by Stalolin

RELEVANT TO MY AND LOS' AND JUDGE'S INTERESTS





Posted by Poison

I like loli, there is no way I can avoid hell.




Posted by Slade

Haha, I've seen a lot of stuff like that. Man, I know a kid just like that black one... I don't understand it.




Posted by Random

last one to hell is a rotten corpse..




Posted by Staev

You can tell it's a progressive comic because the lead character is a nigra and because the drawing style is similar to ANIMU.




Posted by Slade

Next time on the Truth about Youth:
Jesse hears a fellow peer say the word "stupid," and is spiritually scarred for life. Will he ever be able to forget that incident and make his back to the righteous path God has prepared for him? Find out what Jesse can accomplish with Jesus' help in the next comic!




Posted by Linko_16

Next time on The Truth About Youth:
Watch as Cindy burns in hell because she blew her nose too loudly in a church. The only way out? Sexual favors to Jesus Christ.

EDIT - You guys could've told me I'd @#$%ed up that link. :(

EDIT EDIT - Oh, I guess someone does actually go to hell for a bit in one of these. Hm.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Linko_16: EDIT - You guys could've told me I'd @#$%ed up that link. :(

Thought about it. Too lazy.



edit: You just made that name up! :o



Posted by Linko_16

You didn't?

Just finished the one on evolution. I'd feel better about turning towards Jesus and creationism if every kid in the background of the last panel wasn't looking at them like they were going to kick their asses.




Posted by Slade

Jesse was the nigra...

I just read the homosexuality one. It was a little bit scary.




Posted by Ant

Wow, makes me seem like we are still in the 50's. Another win for christians everywhere!




Posted by Staev


Quoting Slade: Jesse was the nigra...

I just read the homosexuality one. It was a little bit scary.


More than a little, really...put of the two billion Christians on Earth, only a couple million that are this asininely stupid.

And yet look how vocal they are...I wonder how many of them are closet faggouts themselves.



Posted by The Judge

Dahahaha these are great. Marty's dad is such a sleezeball. He really needs Jesus in his life.

And LoS, you obviously don't read the spell descriptions enough. It says right there in the Players Handbook (ie. Necronomicon) about the proper incantations, movements and material components you need. Hell, I cast Withering Touch on anyone who annoys me.




Posted by Ant

sigh, I lol'd.




Posted by The Judge

Prepare to be withered.




Posted by Kiyoshi

Call me crazy but I found the comic to be true. I know where I'm not going! ;) I got depressed at school today because two of my friends insisted I dropped the f-bomb in class when I knew for a fact I didn't. It upset me greatly that my best friend actually belived I did. And when Kat told him that she was just teasing, she knew I hadn't said the f-word (I can't even type the word that's how innocent I am) He got upset, but didn't apologize. Which is ok, I'm just glad he's not going to keep on about something that didn't happen.
Now you guys are probably going to form an angry mob and come after me for that little story. Either that or ask me what I was thinking not saying the word. But oh well.




Posted by Linko_16

You're crazy.




Posted by sniper

Aida should do porn.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Call me crazy but I found the comic to be true. I know where I'm not going! I got depressed at school today because two of my friends insisted I dropped the f-bomb in class when I knew for a fact I didn't. It upset me greatly that my best friend actually belived I did. And when Kat told him that she was just teasing, she knew I hadn't said the f-word (I can't even type the word that's how innocent I am) He got upset, but didn't apologize. Which is ok, I'm just glad he's not going to keep on about something that didn't happen.
Now you guys are probably going to form an angry mob and come after me for that little story. Either that or ask me what I was thinking not saying the word. But oh well.


You're going to be such a slut in the next few years. Remind me to drop by your city when you do.



Posted by mis0

this thread makes me emo. like, i razor'd mah wrists.




Posted by The Judge

Yeah, Aida's going to be one of the typical "crazy b[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch at the party" type girls. And assuming she's good looking, that may or may not be a bad thing.

Well, I showed her 4chan recently, so hopefully that sets the wheels in motion. I mean, man, you'd figure even coming here frequently would do it, but I guess I have to send her to the source.




Posted by Dreadnought

Thought the thread title was a Six Feet Under reference. Got excited.

I then read all the comics. I got angry.

Make me happy, DA.




Posted by The Judge

My girlfriend dumped me yesterday.

If you are who I think you are, you'll enjoy that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I KNOW I DID!




Posted by Dreadnought

O ho ho ho, that sucks, but it made me smile. Details?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The more she knew him the less she liked about him, the less she loved him.


apparently.


and spoilers




Posted by Dreadnought

Isn't that always the case?

She found out about 4Chan, didn't she?




Posted by The Judge

Nah, that was the only reasoning.

Whatever, sadness converted smoothly into rage.




Posted by Dreadnought

Oh, this keeps getting better.




Posted by The Judge

...It ends there.




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Wow, the safe sex one is no end of bull****.

EDIT: The homo one is worse. Good Lord.




Posted by Linko_16










Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Girl, you need to get a serious clue here.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Last frame should have revealed Hitler.

Also, why is she black(ish) like that other kid from the original post? Since when are ni[COLOR="White"]gg[/COLOR]ers more righteous than their superior white brothers?




Posted by Staev


Quoting Dreadnought: Thought the thread title was a Six Feet Under reference. Got excited.


That's good that you find "Six Feet Under" exciting.

Do you find penises exciting, too?

Just wondering.

Well, not really, actually. 'cause it seems like a logical followup question after a male announces that he likes "Six Feet Under."



Posted by Linko_16

[url=http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/special/hpcomic/pages/Cover.htm]Harry Potter - He WILL @#$% you in the @#$[/url].




Posted by Slade

"That was off the chain!!!"

"Maybe they'd like our phat book ideas!!"

:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

This **** almost ****es me off.




Posted by Klarth

JK Rowling must be spinning in her grave.

Mainly because she's still alive.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol the imagery is intense




Posted by Iris

[center]Evolution is racist.

[IMG]http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/NEW%20Comics/SM/images/SM_2.jpg[/IMG][/center]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh lord, it's sad because people actually think that way and use metaphors just as mind-numbling stupid. :(




Posted by Slade

[quote]Don't you know that evolution is basically a racist concept?
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


I'm with Vamp. Some of this stuff makes me agnry.



edit: ninja'd

*mind-numbling= best typo ever




Posted by Linko_16

I lol'd majorly that they think these books promote "Knowledge over Wisdom." What do they think they are, textbooks?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: *mind-numbling= best typo ever


You know, I would have never noticed I did something wrong unless someone pointed it out. It looked completely fine to me =/



Posted by Slade

I lol'd that the kid's parents were like, "Don't you remember? We were possessed by demons once!"

"Yeah yeah yeah, you've told me a thousand times, Mom."

"No, seriously, I could, like, shoot fireballs out of my hands."


Quoting Vampiro: You know, I would have never noticed I did something wrong unless someone pointed it out. It looked completely fine to me =/

weird Canadian thing, evolution, superior, etc.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: You know, I would have never noticed I did something wrong unless someone pointed it out. It looked completely fine to me =/

weird Canadian thing, evolution, superior, etc.



Posted by Iris

I read a few of the "hot" comics too. I have to admit, I'm pretty angry about it as well. :(

I can't believe people can really be serious about something like this and have people follow them. It's actually kind of depressing to read through the site, especially the testimonial section.

[IMG]http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/images/tesgang.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Slade

It's creepy cuz I saw a guy who looked EXACTLY like that Mexican on the far left at the homeless shelter the yesterday.

And I like how badly all those people are 'shopped together. Front row, left side, almost holding hands.

Wait, upon further review I do believe that ghostly white kid was thrown in so that there wouldn't be three Mexicans huddled together in the back off to the left side.

Racism is fun!




Posted by sniper

FROM THIS DAY FORTH, ANGRY WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GRIMRY!




Posted by mis0


Quoting Klarth: JK Rowling must be spinning in her grave.

Mainly because she's still alive.

i fukken bol'd.

These things **** me off because they try so hard not to be racist, that they are racist. Faggots.