SO basically I have to fight tomorrow. Basically this is how it happened. It started at 10 mintue break at school this morning. Me, Ben(best mate), Ryan(Other best mate) and Brody (another mate) we were just bull-sh[COLOR="#FF9933"]itting[/COLOR] around before our next class. Then this kid named Tanner, and a group of 20 people that he gathered in the hall's to come watch. Tanner walked up to Ben and said "Hey punk! You think you're so cool don't you? If you think you're so strong why don't you fight me bi[COLOR="#FF9933"]tch[/COLOR]." Ben stood their kind of in awe and replied "Walk away Tanner and stop being an idiot" Then James walked up to us(James is Tanner's best friend) and pushed me up to the wall and said to me "Yeah you can join us and get your *** miracle whipped." I then replied "Wow James that must of been hard to think of." Then Ben out of no where said "Tomorrow, at the Laird(elementary school) soccer field then. We'll kick your ***" Tanner and James then walked away. And the crowd of 20 people dispersed to go on with their ordinary lives. The first thing I did was turn to Ben and I said "Ben what the hell did you just do? You just included me! First 5 day's and you've gotten me into a fight. What the hell are you thinking?" Then Ben said "I was hoping you wouldn't be a pussy and back me up" Then I said "You're lucky I know you." Then we went to class. After school, me and Ben went to his house and practiced fighting in his mini gym in his basement.(His basement is awsome, bench press, full sets of weights, treadmill, and those ounching sacks).
So tomorrow I'm either gonna get my *** kicked, kick someones ***, or both will happen. Or MAYBE they won't show. I'll let you guys know tomorrow.
Good luck.
You'll get your *** kicked or be involved in your typical middle school fight. That being: two pussies wailing on each other without having any clue as to how to properly punch someone. Enjoy.
This is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
If its serious, which I doubt, just fill a sock with about a pound of pennies and hit them with it once. If you can swing AT ALL and connect, chances are they wont **** with you ever again.
Chances are you have no ****ing clue what you're doing in a school-yard fight. It will be a pathetic display of mass faggotry.
Shut up, fatty. It will be a disaster.
Shut up lerper. It will be a disaster.
Arn't we having so much fun Vamp?
So what are the plans of taking them on?
Cant you see its putting you down so you will prove him wrong and thus by he's making you better?
Or maybe it will just be a wussy fight, get sent down to the office and get a 3 day suspension.
Either way good luck with you and you "stlye" of fighting.
I concur. Tape that ****.
Kick his ***. Have a friend record the fight. Post it on youtube.
Pretend it's like maple story and there is a chance you could win.
Actually no. KJ, if you look like what i magine you looking like, then there is no way you will win.
Seriously, just sit back and dont fight. Let them hit you a few times, then BAM penny sock to the chest. Chances are a good hit will knock the wind out of them in one hit. And if you drop the biggest guy there, the rest are likely to back off. So you MIGHT be able to look like total badass by getting the entire group to back off with one blow.
But you're a fat retarded little idiot, so chances are it will end up with the two of you on the ground pulling each others hair.
Okay, more seriously: Be smart. I really DON'T know if you're being serious or not, but if this really is the case. Just don't fight back. Sometimes it takes more guts to not fight then to fight, so forget about looking like the "hardass jock" or whatever. Just DON'T fight. It's over a stupid reason to start with, and it just isn't worth it in the end. If he does manage to lay some on you, just **** it, he'll get his punishment, go home, cry to his mom and then YOU win.
I used to get in a ton of small fights when I was a little younger, but they never went anywhere, and most of the time we "made up" a week later. Especially since you're in Middle School, just **** IT. It really isn't worth it.
..Are you in middle school? That's pretty funny. These "fights" are just an attempt to look badical and results in fail by faggish tackling and slapping. If you did take boxing, chances are, it won't help anyway. "Fights" typically result in 2 minute struggles, and nothing really ever comes of it.
Whatever, good luck.
Remember nothing beats crazy, give yourself a few practice strikes right in the face right before you fight, if this kid sees you hitting yourself he'll know he can't hurt you. Pain is in the mind I'm sure you can take it. Realy in some cases(by which my step day was in) he hit his self a couple of times to show just that(he is crazy) and the other person was without word. Maybe you won't even have to fight because the other guy will think"oh **** this punk is crazy" and he'll puss out. Or just fight him, just don't lose.
I've never seen Fight club. but it does work.
Have you guys seen killer Jordo. Do you think he can actually street box.
Killer Jordo, I can kick your *** any day.
[quote=Raptor]...What the fu[COLOR=white]ck[/COLOR]? Someone take away this kid's copy of Fight Club and burn it.
or that one episode of hey arnold
Fights are so stupid. I've never seen a good one- this is middle/high school. It's just two stupid kids glaring at eachother with angst and maybe circling a bit until one charges the other and they slap eachother up until one loses his balance and falls. Then he kicks him for a while, maybe spits on him(I suggest that, it's a good one), and walks off.
But man it feels glorious to knock stupid kids to the ground.
I'm going to give you advice because i've been in this sort of situation. I went to a fight which was supposed to be 1 on 1 over something similar to this and instead the guy brought almost 20 people with him. Needless to say I was stomped pretty badly. I managed to get a few in on my original target but it didn't last long when I was overwhelmed. If he's going to have 20 people, make sure you have at least 20 people.
[quote=keyartist]Remember nothing beats crazy, give yourself a few practice strikes right in the face right before you fight, if this kid sees you hitting yourself he'll know he can't hurt you. Pain is in the mind I'm sure you can take it. Realy in some cases(by which my step day was in) he hit his self a couple of times to show just that(he is crazy) and the other person was without word. Maybe you won't even have to fight because the other guy will think"oh **** this punk is crazy" and he'll puss out. Or just fight him, just don't lose.
3rd one to comment on how incredibly stupid your post is! Woohoo!
So basically, you want him and others to think that you're crazy by weakening yourself to such an extent that he can basically just slap you around afterwards... "Pain is in the mind" is true, but the effects of pain aren't. After slamming yourself in the face a few times, you're still going to be weak no matter how insanely powerful you may think you are when you're in Super Saiyan mode.
YOU'RE the reason people don't want little kids to play violent video games. You're too ****ed impressionable.
Wow, your school's ****ing stupid!
Tell a fucking teacher, Jesus Christ.
I do not support Jordo's unjust war(s)
SO DID HE WIN OR NOT I GOTTA KNOW
major help here. bring a big ole stick with ya. that is sure as hell to help ya win.
I like the penny sock idea.
I like the "Killer Jordo loses a limb" idea.
[quote=jefferey shalome]major help here. bring a big ole stick with ya. that is sure as hell to help ya win.
It's past suggestion time.
The fight is today.
Whoever wins, we lose.
yeah, my size alone is enough to win me most anything. i am a bit of a pushover, though.
I'm a big guy too. I am a bit intimidating to certain people. Others are nuts and don't care. I am really weak and cowardly though. A lot of people I know say I should play football. I would probably be good at it, but I find football boring. So very boring.
Because you're fat? Those are usually the easiest kids to beat up, mainly because they have absolutely no self-confidence.
I have confidence that I could whoop an ass if it needed to be whooped. I almost got into a fight this past Sunday. The police broke it up. One of the many reasons I hate the police.
man, stfu, im festivley plump!
I used to say that. It's easier to face the truth though. You, Jeff, are indeed festively plump. Me, I am fat. Anyway, has Jordo been on? I wanna know what happened.
[quote=Vampiro]Because you're fat? Those are usually the easiest kids to beat up, mainly because they have absolutely no self-confidence.
Please don't hit me. :(
[quote=Vampiro]You'd probably have me giggling to hard. I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT, MY DEAR
Actually, you'd probably end up hitting me, seeing as I'm pretty dull unless I'm with like one or two of my good friends. Then I can be funny.
Wow. First off, wer didn't get into trouble because we made it a low-down fight. Only 5 kids(good friends) came. First off me and Ben and 2 of our friends where waiting for tanner. They came down and ran towards us and knocked us down. I have now clue what happened to Ben but I can tell you what happened to me. James was stomach punching me and I kept getting winded. So I got a point of control and gut punched him he stopped punching me and I kicked his knee that was right beside my foot so I could get up. Then I saw Tanner kicking the **** out of Ben and tackled Tanner down to the ground. Then grabbed my arms, and James grabbed my feet. But I kicked James in the stomach(pretty **** hard to) and he dropped my feet. Then Tanner put me into a head lock and started to grow tighter. Then out of nowhere Ben whips James into Tanner and me, James, and Tanner go to the ground. I quickly got up and moved a few feet. So Tanner and James where inbetween Ben and me. Then it just went to a one on one fight pretty much. Me VS James, and Tanner VS Ben. Ben got a cracked rib but tanner fell and didn't get back up. Eventually James wrestled me to the ground and Ben jumped on his back and pulled him off of me. Then I got up and stomach punched him. James and Tanner then got up and Tanner said "Fine, you win". Then the group of 5 kids disperced and me and Ben stood their for about 5 minutes just in awe of what we did.
See kids. Joining boxing pays off in the end. So does having a really strong guy on your side.
Was your principal selling tickets and popcorn?
This story would have been far more interesting if there were Arwings.
OTHERWISE, good job or something. I doubt either groups learned anything from the battle.
"You win" who says that? But hopefully your telling the truth because is OK to say you lost. In the chance that you did win, good job, and keep up the image.
Amazingly I did win. I didn't think I would. I would've lost if Ben wasn't there.
he's lying he got his butt kicked i was there.
**** you Poco.
I guess I'll believe you so what does the school think?
They don't really know about the fight.
It is......
i dont care what anyone says about kids acting juvenile. YOU'RE THE MAN NOW JORDO!
Fo Shizzle jefferey. Fo shizzle.
I'd kick the pis out of a guy named tanner just for having such a gay name. Then again. . . killer jordo's a pretty gay name, too. You're mine, bich
:( not more fighting.
I don't think I'm going to fight for a long *** time now.
Could've just brought a gun...
KoH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS YESTERDAY? I COULD'VE KICKED SOME ***!
This is the stupidest @#$%ing crap I've heard in a long time. You don't meet somebody for a fight when your only point of disagreement is "omg u thnk ur so kul i cud beet u up."
Yeah, you need a good reason like, "You won't stop hitting on my girl," or "You're dumb and everything you like is stupid." I remember back when I was fat and had no self confidence I would imagine myself fighting these kids who harrassed a lot of my friends. Man, I had some awesome moves.
kicking and punching and biting and screaming and hairpulling is so cool guys
i hear it gets even better once you get pubes!
Who the hell meets for fights anyway? Thats like pussy **** you see in old movies from the 50s. If somebody challenges you, you just ****ing go nuts on them right then and their. chances are they wont be expecting it, and you can just beat the ever living **** out of them.
But then again, none of this matters since it was all bull****. A guy got a cracked rib and nobody pressed charges? Bull****. You are a liar, and an obvious one at that. Furthermore, the fact that you feel so insecure and pathetic to actually try to seem tough by bragging on the internet speaks volumes about who you are, i.e. a fat pathetic loser.*oscar*
Good job Jordo.
I remember this time when I was boxing. I kicked the guys *** cause he didn't know how to fight.
PRETTY FUNNY STORY BUT I FELT BAD AFTERWARDS BUT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED SO MUCH ****.
Killer Jordo that story is such a lie. I mean, come on. Seriously, you expect us to believe what happened? I bet you and Tanner were playing pokemon and in the middle of the trade he turned it off and you lost your charizard, got carried away and hit him, he cried and told the teacher and you got suspended not for slapping him but for being a little fat lying sack of **** you little fat fatty you.
I don't believe that he said "Fine, you win.", or that you "stood there for 5 minutes in awe".
**** you guys. It was real. And if you don't believe it then screw you. You're too entangled in the thought that their is no such thing as truth anymore.
You're fat and ugly. No one likes you and no one ever will.
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It has nothing to do with us thinking that theres no such thing as truth (honestly, where the hell did you get that from anyway?) What its about is that a doughy little internet loser is claiming to have been in a fight severe enough to have left someone with injuries that would require medical attention, and yet STILL have had no legal reprecussions. Your story is very obviously false, or there is something deeply wrong with the people in your town (i.e. parents not caring that their kids are almost killing each other). So **** off, you fat little maple story playing ****. The only thing you have ever come close to fighting are multicolored snails.
Move to the Flame Board for retardation on everyone's behalf.
Eh, I belive him.
I just don't get why no one was sued if there were really bad injuries like a cracked rib. Around here, people are sued for cuts and bruises. So, Jordo, do you really live in a place where kids fight regularly just to be cool and no one, not even parents, cares about it?