Staev is displeased.

Posted by Staev

Your mods have deleted my introductory thread.

Fruitowl disapproves.

Do not fail me again, mods.

Posted by Captain Cleanoff

Welcome back Emperor Frieza :-*

Posted by Roger Smith

Who the **** are you.

GRRR: NINJA'D

Posted by Zeta

Emperor Frieza? I think I remember you.

Posted by Staev

Quoting Roger Smith: Who the **** are you.

GRRR: NINJA'D


A nigra.

I would post the accompanying pic, but there's some sort of faggy rule that keeps me from posting macros until I have ten posts.
Posted by Roger Smith

Quoting Staev: A nigra.


Ah, that explains everything.
Posted by brownoystercult

Elec Lutier?

Posted by Staev

Quoting Roinkz: Elec Lutier?


No.

Jaemz is in Moonspeak-land.
Posted by Linko_16

Looked like spam, being that I didn't realize who you were.

but now i get it lol. wb.

Posted by Staev

Quoting Linko_16: Looked like spam, being that I didn't realize who you were.

but now i get it lol. wb.


Nice loli av, pedophile.
Posted by Draxamus

GET THIS FREAK OUTTA HERE

Posted by Staev

I blame you for the collapse of origanasisgayee.com, Drax.

Posted by Hyper

I believe we used to talk on AIM. Maybe. Possibly. Hi.

Posted by brownoystercult

Ahahaha, Emperor Frieza is worse than Uchiha Itachi.

Posted by Staev

Quoting Roinkz: Ahahaha, Emperor Frieza is worse than Uchiha Itachi.


All trolls are a pale copy of Staev.

I am the reincarnatiON of Otomo Tenzi.

Your enlightenment will be a painful process.

Thus saith the Staev.

Quoting Hyper: I believe we used to talk on AIM. Maybe. Possibly. Hi.


Heil.

Your title leads me to believe that you are emo and whiney.

Are you emo and whiney?
Posted by brownoystercult

..what?

Posted by Staev

Otomo was the Hater Supreme of HerV. I strive to carry on his proud tradition of hypersophisticated trolling.

ANYWAY, enough faggy smalltalk.

I'm here to ruin peoples' days.

Whose day should I ruin?

Posted by Zeta

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!

Posted by brownoystercult

Klarth's. That would be funny.

Posted by Staev

Quoting Zeta: Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!


Too easy.

Quoting Roinkz: Klarth's. That would be funny.


I don't know Klarth. Would his unhappiness amuse me?
Posted by Roger Smith

I still don't know who the hell you truly are, cuz I don't really remember an emperor frieza :=\

Posted by brownoystercult

WAS DEFEATED BY GOKU, REMEMBER?

Posted by Roger Smith

Quoting Roinkz: WAS DEFEATED BY GOKU, REMEMBER?


Oh yeah, I remember him now. The hardgay guy with an even hardergay dad.
Posted by Staev

Hardgay turned out to be straight. I LOL-ed at this fact.

Quoting Roger Smith: I still don't know who the hell you truly are, cuz I don't really remember an emperor frieza :=\


Veteran poster for many, many years; troll extraordinaire; champion of Sim Battle; founding member of GN; hater of all things Jesse Smith.
Posted by Hyper

GN as in...?

And yes, I'm extremely emo. Slit slit moan moan i hate my father etc.

Posted by Staev

Quoting Hyper: GN as in...?


As in the source for all that is awesome on the internets.

[quote]And yes, I'm extremely emo. Slit slit moan moan i hate my father etc.

Suicide is the answer.
Posted by Roger Smith

Quoting Staev: Hardgay turned out to be straight. I LOL-ed at this fact.



Veteran poster for many, many years; troll extraordinaire; champion of Sim Battle; founding member of GN; hater of all things Jesse Smith.


I think I remember a member with the name Emperor Frieza now. WB yo.
Posted by Linkman

To ruin Klarth's day, get more rep than him. I'll help.

wb btw.

Posted by G-Sides

yay 4 frieza o:

YOU USED TO SIM WITH ME WHEN I HAD MY DRAGONBALL Z SN GOTENKS REMEMBER :mad:

Posted by Hyper

Quoting Staev: Suicide is the answer.


I agree. I'm tired of not finishing the job. The razor's calling me.
Posted by Ant

I herd u lik mudkips Mr. Frieza. Is this true loli?

Posted by Kamek

*Inserts HGE badge into sig*

Posted by Roger Smith

Quoting G-Sides: yay 4 frieza o:

YOU USED TO SIM WITH ME WHEN I HAD MY DRAGONBALL Z SN GOTENKS REMEMBER :mad:


I remember that!! We used to talk sometimes.
Posted by Staev

Quoting Linkman: To ruin Klarth's day, get more rep than him. I'll help.

wb btw.


thx i <3 u!!!

Quoting Ant: I herd u lik mudkips Mr. Frieza. Is this true loli?


I will neither confirm nor deny the allegations made about me by the parties present that I am, to one degree of another, partial towards mudkipz, lol.

I will only reinforce my previous statements offered to the press upon the issue, ie: those to the extent that my lieking mudkipz is a distinct possibility.

Quoting Kamek: *Inserts HGE badge into sig*


LOL, I remember you.

Maybe I'll change the HGE into a trolling brigade on 4chan sometime soon.
Posted by Raptor

I wish nyarlathotep would return. His contributions entertained me like no other's.

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

#could this be the start of the revolution#

#ohh, ohh, oh#

Posted by Speedfreak

You were teaching me to sim battle right before I decided I just didn't want to play at all anymore. :cool:

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol i think i remember u from vgs

Posted by Fate

Staev, are you fixing for another hostile takeover? I must see this. :(

Posted by Captain Cleanoff

[quote=Staev]

LOL, I remember you.

Maybe I'll change the HGE into a trolling brigade on 4chan sometime soon.Hahah, after all these years I'll finally join the HGE :cool:

Posted by brownoystercult

Quoting Hyper: GN as in...?

ghettonet
Posted by The Judge

I like this guy. He's very in your face.

Posted by Staev

Quoting The Judge: I like this guy. He's very in your face.


It stems from yeeeeeeeears of practice.
Posted by Klarth

I am so very, very lost and confused by this thread. From what I hear/remember/fished from gossip you were a super mod for a brief period or something.

hi2u

Posted by The Judge

Quoting Staev: It stems from yeeeeeeeears of practice.

Well I just picture you as a hideously angsty rabbit.

Take that how you will.
Posted by Slade

New old members are pretty much everywhere these days.

But new old 4chan infused members? They are the future.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I greet the future with open arms, but shudder at the ramifications.

Posted by Klarth

Hang on, why is this thread in OT? WE HAVE LEGIONS OF SUPER MODS FOR THIS?!

Posted by Staev

Quoting The Judge: Well I just picture you as a hideously angsty rabbit.


Then thank the ***s that I didn't use the yaoi version that I have instead.

Quoting Klarth: Hang on, why is this thread in OT?


Because I willed its existence. Therefore, it is.

:-*
Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Man, I can't believe you bought into 4chan. Stick to the old HerV memes and have done.

Posted by Staev

Bullocks. I'm an eclecticist.

...
...
...did you show them the picture you took of your pnyss yet, Wings?:smalltran:

Posted by The Judge

Yaoi bunnies.

Neat.

I have a feeling you'd fit into DA well.

Posted by Staev

Yaoi Peppy from Star Fox, actually. :-*

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Quoting Staev: ...did you show them the picture you took of your pnyss yet, Wings?:smalltran:

[SIZE="1"]...oh shid[/SIZE]

I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE MONEY
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Yaoi Peppy from Star Fox, actually. :-*


It displeases me to think that I've probably see all the star fox porn out there...
Posted by Staev

/b/-tard enlightenment comes with a price. ;_;

Posted by Linko_16

Quoting Staev: Nice loli av, pedophile.


@#$%. I knew being the last one on that bandwagon would get me in trouble. :(
Posted by Random

Quoting Staev: Your mods have deleted my introductory thread.

Fruitowl disapproves.

Do not fail me again, mods.


Wait is this the part where we're supposed to give a rats ***?
Posted by Staev

Quoting Random: Wait is this the part where we're supposed to give a rats ***?


:rolleyes:

You probably don't know who I am, so I'll let that little faux-pas slide. Try not to let it happen again, sport. :-*
Posted by Random

Quoting Staev: :rolleyes:

You probably don't know who I am, so I'll let that little faux-pas slide. Try not to let it happen again, sport. :-*


YOUR ONLY STAEV..

Wait were you from VGC before?
Posted by Staev

I am the Once and Future King of VGC, and All the Internets.

Posted by Random

Quoting Staev: I am the Once and Future King of VGC, and All the Internets.


Sure.. Now onto something more important...

IS THAT RABBIT THE RABBIT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL?
Posted by nm/de

go away Emperor Frieza

Posted by Kamek

Whatever happened to Nidoking? Back when I was NintendoForever, I always remembered reading all his Sim-Battle posts.

Posted by Staev

Quoting nm/de: go away Emperor Frieza


YOU ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF ORIGANASISGAYEE.COM.

I BESTOW UPON YOU MA AIDS:



Quoting Random: IS THAT RABBIT THE RABBIT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL?


"Monty Python and the Holy Grail." No "Quest For." What kind of faggoty half-assed nerd are you?

And nos, I don't believe so.

Quoting Kamek: Whatever happened to Nidoking? Back when I was NintendoForever, I always remembered reading all his Sim-Battle posts.


He came down with the genetic disorder known as "dirty greasy whop dago-ness" and became a boozer. I don't know if he's better now. He posted on GN a few times but, if memory serves, his butthole was always too chapped for him to be cool. A shame, really.
Posted by nm/de

origanas is years ago

get out of the past pls

Posted by Staev

And into what, your guys' latest genius endeavors? :-*

Posted by Random

sorry I shortened it because i'm lazy..

Posted by Staev

Quoting Random: sorry I shortened it because i'm lazy..


No, you elongated it.

AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING YOU ELONGATED LOL :huegtran:
Posted by Ant

teehee. elongated.

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

What the hell. Everyone's coming out of the woodwork.

I foresaw this.

Posted by Iris

Hehe, I thought all of the real VGC oldies would be funny and original.

Now I feel silly. :o

Posted by Pit

Quoting Iris: Hehe, I thought all of the real VGC oldies would be funny and original.

Now I feel silly. :o


hehe
Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

To be honest, I really don't understand why he's just reciting 4chan ****. Everyone at GN knew about it before everyone here, for starters, and when it became so wildyl popular I suspected they'd drop it.

herk.

Posted by Staev

itz cuz i wuz durnk last nite lol

Quoting Iris: Hehe, I thought all of the real VGC oldies would be funny and original.

Now I feel silly. :o


You sure it's not because you're 20 years old and have an anime avatar?:smalltran:
Posted by Iris

It could be worse. I could be 22 years old and still a severe trendwhore. :D

Posted by Staev

I'll have you know I'm far too ADD to ever be a trendwhore. :-*

Posted by Iris

Within your 8 hours of online time, it seems like you've recited more old, worn out internet jokes than everyone in VGC combined.

Posted by Staev

Quoting Iris: Within your 8 hours of online time, it seems like you've recited more old, worn out internet jokes than everyone in VGC combined.


With Jesse Smith as your admin? Improbable.:D
Posted by Iris

Wacko crackoizm is entertaining and original! :mad:

Posted by Staev

Give it a couple more years. Trust me on that one.;)

Although I DO find it difficult to take seriously someone lecturing me on originality when they have a "NO YOU" joke in their sig...

Posted by sniper

Quick Iris, ban him! He has uncensored boobs in his avatar!

Posted by Staev

Quoting sniper: Quick Iris, ban him! He has uncensored boobs in his avatar!


IT'S ARTISTIC NUDITY, ****HEAD.:mad::mad::mad:
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Trust us, that **** doesn't fly. fukken b&

Posted by sniper

There is nothing artistic about Willy.

Posted by Staev

Fascists!

...
...
...o wate...:sh2y:

Posted by sniper

So.

Welcome to VGC!

Posted by Staev

I like your av.:sh2y:

Posted by Alastor

I remember you, if only from archive.org. Welcome back. :cool:

Posted by Velvet Nightmare

out, fatass

Posted by Staev

Quoting Velvet Nightmare: out, fatass


Riku av? Check.

Gothy screenname? Check.

Ham-fisted attempt to look like Kurt Cobaine? Check: http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?p=386868#post386868 (edit: how many chins are you hidin' behind that yonder camera there, anyway?)

Self-proclamation of being a metrosexual? Check.


Congratulations! You're officially a stereotype!
Posted by Kamek

Somehow I remember you with a much more emperor like demeanor instead of this comical EF. Then again I was like, 10 at the time, and probably only thought that because of your screen name.

Posted by Staev

No, you remember correctly.

Since then, I've come to realize that I was taking the size of my e-penis far too seriously. :-*

Posted by Velvet Nightmare

Figured I'd remeber someone as truly original as yourself.

Posted by Staev

Ouch. An emo-kid thinks I'm unoriginal.:rolleyes:

Posted by GameMiestro

Hello, Staev. Do you pronounce that "Stave" or "Steve"?

Posted by Fate

His name is misspelled because of an inside joke. Just like his friend Jaemz.

Steve, I will allow your raping to continue. :-*

Posted by Staev

It's funny; there's been a lot of debate over that. In common parlance, I think it's most appropriate to just pronounce it as "Steve," but when you're screaming it, as in, "**** YOU, STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEV"...then it sounds better as "Stave." :-*

Posted by Fate

I thought it was because Mike is some kind of drunk that falls in love with you when inebriated and he made a lovey-huggy name for you and Jaemz. <3

Posted by Staev

Lewl! I'm trying to convince mike to take a job offer in Sacramento sometime 'cause it's only an hour away from Napa, so he and Jaemz and I can perform the largest mass dickslapping in the history of Northern California.

And I actually think it was Ian who did the Jaemz-Staev thing, although I can't remember for sure. SOMEONE did it for Jaemz first, and then when it caught on for him, I guess people found it fitting to give me one, too, since we're, you know. Best friends/anus buddies.:sh2y:

Posted by Fate

Make sure you go cross-country with that idea. :sh2y:

Posted by Staev

Sounds like someone wants to partake...:smalltran:

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Whatever happened to Gleg?

Posted by Staev

He's currently dating a fatty and pining over Avril Lavgine's marriage to someone even more pathetic than she is.

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Oh, he's still doing that?

Posted by Staev

Yeah, he's never been too terribly creative.:sh2y:

Posted by Zeta

Will someone ****ing explain that :sh2y: thing? Was it some old smilie or something?

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

If you don't know, you don't deserve to.

Spoiler: I don't know

Posted by Staev

Oh, for ****'s sake...it was a ****ing staple on GN, Wings!:rolleyes:

It's from HerV originally, though.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I remember it from the few times I lurked over at GN. Can't remember what it actually was though :(

Posted by Staev


Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** you

Posted by Staev

;_;

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

aw, bby, don't cry. I didn't mean it.

Posted by Staev

*goes on Maury*

Posted by Captain Cleanoff

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Posted by Ant

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*Final Fantasy Victoly muzic*
Posted by Staev

*beats a trailer trash skank-ho to the rhythm of the fanfare*

Posted by Fate

*puts on a nazi hat and looks in a mirror, pleased with the amount of bruising*

Posted by Klarth

THIS THREAD IS TOO FUN. I'LL CAMPAIGN TO LOCK IT AND HAVE FUN BANNED, THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR OTHER NEWBIES ON VGC

Posted by Fate

isn't intro like spam or something

Posted by Klarth

lol not usually

Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Why did this get moved to Intro? Fukken mods.

Posted by brownoystercult

THIS STEAV SHOULD'VE DIED INSTEAD OF THE CROC HUNTER!

Posted by cas

LOL STAEV NEVER DIE



a before e unless you pee in the butt :-*

Posted by Kamek

lol is that casmaster?

Posted by Staev

Quoting cas: LOL STAEV NEVER DIE



a before e unless you pee in the butt :-*


In Canada, cas comes in bags!
Posted by cas

and how!

Posted by Captain Cleanoff

In Soviet Russia, bagss come in Cas and Croc Hunter kills stingrays!