"I have more of a sex-drive than the majority of DA."
So, tell us, O Great Randy One, who frequently do you have sex and /or fap? I'm pretty sure we can top it with fapping alone.
That can't be true. I, for one, fap everyday, sometimes two or three times if it gets to me. And though I have pretty good willpower for most things, I can't resist fapping whenever I try and abstain.
No, I don't actually have sex, but the drive is all the same.
As I've said before, there was a week where I had sex AT LEAST once a day, with the average being 2-4.
I still fapped severl times that week.
Nowhere near as much as I've had during the last few months.
Granted, I'm talking about actual sex, something DA can't compete with. :kiss: I'm not going to even try masturbating as much as you all do.
The drive is the same.
And besides, dont even try to be like "lol im cool i can have sex" Its WAY easier for a girl to have sex any time she wants than for a guy. All guys will pretty much say yes to sex no matter what, as long as the chick isnt super ugly. Girls are much harder to get naked without alcohol though.
Sex = Sex Drive
Mastubation = Sex Drive
EDIT - Ninja'd
Fine. I have a more satisfied sex drive. :cool:
I donno, masturbation is pretty ****ed satisfying.
It just doesn't sound as cool when you tell your friends. :/
[quote=Iris]Fine. I have a more satisfied sex drive. :cool:
My hand is pretty ****ing satisfying. I mean, I know my penis better than anyone else.
Thats what you think;)
[quote=Lord of Spam]Thats what you think;)
i know :(
but i thought you said I was good:(
[quote=Lord of Spam]but i thought you said I was good:(
you are dear, now don't stop. i don't care if we're in the middle of a crowded internet cafe/grocery store. keep going
umhuh... -thumbs up-
No man shall touch my pee-pee.
ever again:(
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
[quote=Slade]WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, from what I inferred he touched your penis.
Which is pretty gay.
IF YOUR SECOND TOE IS LONGER THAN YOUR FIRST TOE, YOU HAVE A STRONG SEXUAL DRIVE.
[Quote=Stalolin]Well, from what I inferred he touched your penis.
Which is pretty gay.
Hm. It does appear that you not only scanned but quite thoroughly immersed yourself in the given texts, using these mere bits and pieces to form a solid argument which may be exactly what was being hinted at.
I may only hope that he wishes not do it again.
According to my brother, the only hormone known to be linked to a sex drive is... testosterone. Considering how tall you are, Iris, you probably have more than most girls.
...
The more you know.
Huh.
I knew diggin' tall chicks would come in handy some day!
*vigorous fist pumping*
I'd say if anything masturbation is more satisfying. Lets consider the pros:
1) No chance of SEVERE disappointment, performance anxiety, etc. What you see is what you get.
2) No pregnancies
3) No STD
4) No 'but I have a headache!'
5) No 'Oh, btw, thanks for the creampie, did you know I'm 14?'
6) No 'HE RAPED ME OFFICER AND I HAVE THE SEMEN TO PROVE IT'
7) Completely customizable
8) Replay value
OH WELL
ITS HARDCORE. [COLOR="DimGray"]made out last weekend, :)[/COLOR]
Haven't fapped in days
same here, though *** knows i want to.
Then...do so?
Hahaha, I just noticed my post count. I said I could never grace 4,000, because every time I got close, it'd lower about 200. Now it's down by about 400 this time. Sweet.
Fapping right now.
Wait, why are people's postcounts going down... but mine isn't?
Nah, it actually hasn't gone down. Usually, if it drops, it goes down a couple hundred, but it didn't.
K, done fapping.
Wow. That took 4 hours.
As previously established, my bed and computer are in a living room. My mom is currently unemployed.
You try finding privacy for fapping with a big fat ***** constantly walking around.
Vamp you posted in threads that havent been deleted/raped/moved yet. Or Iris has the hots for you.
what?!
Yeah, I bet she does, that minx
lynx
For the record, my penis is longer then Iris is deep.
Thicker also.
/r/ pix for proof
/r/ pix of Iris, you mean.
secks