Because we're all just a compilation of text to each other, I invite the bravest souls who are truly honest to open up and tell the world your secrets. Embarassing things, hidden things, gross things, etc.
I'm assuming this thread won't get many responses, because I'm sure you're all pussies, so I'll start.
-I have an overt attraction to cute things. In very (I stress that word) rare cases, this includes a physical attraction to people, which I guess makes me a pedophile.
-I have no set personality. When left to my own devices, I am utterly devoid of any sort of personality. My thought pattern, actions, ways of speaking, and even opinions (ocassionally) are determined by who I am around. In a sense, I'm a mask.
-I have extremely deep rooted nails on both my hands and feet, causing a lot of ingrown toenails.
-My legs are abnormally hairy to say I wear only jeans, and taper to a strange point on my feet like a spike, and then suddenly stop.
-I am incapable of doing higher math, even so much as long division.
That's all for now. I'll post more later when I see people posting.
I have a fetish for furry
I'm a spaz
I think I'm autistic, though I'm not.
I had a crush on my 1st grade teacher
I'm think I'm bisexual but I'm not sure.
Yep. Thats about it.
1) Ex-Drug addict. And truth be told, I sort of miss them, yet I'm glad I don't do them anymore.
2) I'm gay.
3) I really, really, really LOATHE faggots.
4) I've fingered a cat before (lol, acid trip).
5) I enjoy lying to people I'll never have to talk to again (as in, outrageous lies).
6) Every cut I've ever gotten has turned into a scar.
7) I'd totally have sex with Heath Ledger.
8) I'd totally have sex with Cristina Scabbia.
9) I collect stuffed animals.
10) If he were real, I'd totally have sex with Gizmo.
.... Man, I don't have that many secrets. :(
I'm a huge nerd. Like, cripplingly nerdy. I can tell you what captain kirks middle name it (tiberius) and the name of spocks dad (sarek) off the top of my head, and dicuss at least 10 episodes by name. I have read the books "The Metaphysics of Star Trek" and "The Physics of the Xmen" and found both fascinating. Granted, I dont suffer from the stereotypical "omg girl panic" type reaction that most male nerds have, I do have an even more annying problem. I know almost nothing of the sort of crap that they would find interesting.
Also, I have an irational hatred of old people. For some reason, I jsut get ****ed off at the sight of anyone with gray hair or wrinkles or anyone who moves slow. Which is great, since I live in Florida:(
Actually, my irational hatred extends towards genuine stupidity. I say this is irational because even young children spouting off the crap they'd normally say at their ages upsets me.
- I had no idea that any Star Trek character had more than a first name, nor considered it important.
*One of the most annoying things in the world to me is when I am deeply immersed in a wonderful song while driving and the CD I'm listening to suddenly starts skipping or the stereo crashes after I hit a hard bump. It is such a sudden and unexpected jerk back into reality, akin to being sound asleep in an exotic dream and having someone pull start a chainsaw next to your ear.
*I have always had an aversion to PC gaming, especially online multiplayer. I don't find it appealing in the slightest, nor do I like to just sit around for hours everyday just playing games. I have to go outside and do something that involves physical exercise for at least a couple hours everyday, otherwise I go stir crazy and encounter severe mental and emotional stress.
*I like grapes.
*I generally say very little when around people I don't know, and strongly prefer to keep to myself rather than start conversations or meet people. When I'm around people I am close with and enjoy being with, I become an entirely different beast. Especially if I've had too much sugar. I enjoy being alone most of the time, though it's good to spend time with loved ones as well.
*I feel hatred is just as important as love. After all, it is what balances the scale. Trying to love everyone is an impossible ideal, and a stupid one. Many people simply aren't deserving of your love and want nothing more than to defeat you and take advantage of what you have to offer them for their own personal gain. There are many people you should hate. Your love should be concentrated toward those who truly matter to you, who deserve its intensity.
*I love playing in mud, swimming in streams, dashing barefoot over the forest floor, subsisting on berries- things that enhance my connection and sense of oneness with the natural earth and my animal side. It feels more deeply gratifying than most other things.
*I suck at math.
I don't shower or brush my teeth nearly as much as I should.
I've had a dildo shoved into my ear.
I'm not comfortable around people I don't know well, and I'm too comfortable around people I do know.
I used to call people "fags" and "retards" frequently and daily, though I quit earlier this year as I realized how utterly moronic it was.
Rape turns me on.
And I think I'll leave it at that.
- I often accuse people of being "fat pathetic otaku" although I am basically an otaku myself, minus the fat.
- I like Nirvana, Pussy Cat Dolls, and Mariah Carey. So shoot me.
- I'm extremely materialistic but don't value stuff by the brand name per se.
- I honestly dislike children because I just do not possess the patience for their behavior.
- I sometimes go far out of my way to be a jerk (only if someone crosses me first, though).
I blow at math but manage to get by
I have a giant black birthmark on my ***
My hair gets unimaginably greasy if I don't wash it more than a day.
I've smoked pot for years but never smoked a ciggarette
I've got a burn mark on my left eye thanks to firework stupidity when I was six. (I washed it out EXTREMELY fast after it so I'm not blind)
I shave my pubes lol
I have really high standards when it comes to girls which I feel quite as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]hole about.
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[*][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=white][COLOR=white]I’m too good a listener. I let people vent on me with stuff I don’t honestly care about and just nod along. I hardly ever bother to bring it up to some one that I’m not interested in listening.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I’m spiteful. I’ll go out of my way to be mean when I’m angry and even rational decisions of mine are usually contemplated maliciously.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I don’t like very hairy men.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I can’t draw. Occasionally I’ll make a somewhat decent doodle, but any drawing of mine over 3 inches tall is guaranteed to be horrible.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I have more of a sex-drive than the majority of DA. In fact, my current relationship has come to a standstill because I’m hardly interested in doing anything with the guy besides ****ing.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I’m very self-indulgent.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I'm fairly good at most academics. [/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]Offline, I’m shy and I tend to stutter. I spend a lot of time thinking about what I should have said and done, while never preparing for certain situations. I’m easily embarrassed and don’t know how to respond to a lot of things.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I can almost never listen to music unless it has a cheerful tune.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I’m very likely to listen to a single song for hours. Not because I like it, but because I hardly pay attention to it and I hardly ever make playlists with multiple songs that I like.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I’m not afraid to kiss my cats on the face. I often wake them up so I can cuddle with them.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I own two dildos.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I have great appreciation for a lot of material goods. I have a lot of vanity.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I can get bored with things shortly. It’s often one thing until it’s no longer fun, then another. I tend to do things in excess.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white]I’m very shallow when it comes to relationships. Physical attraction is a must.[/COLOR]
[*][COLOR=white][COLOR=white]I’d probably be a worse mother than a lot of people think[/COLOR].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/LIST]
-I've won the local golf tournament for 3 years straight.
-I can tell what song is being played on my iPod by listening to the first 5 seconds of it.
-I drive a yellow car.
-Public speaking is my greatest fear.
-I usually don't have any desire to go out and meet girls.
-I suck at school but manage to pass every year while my sister tries harder then me yet has been left back twice
-I have a thing for female asians.
-My friends call me hawaiian because of my weight but yet I wouldn't mind to go to Hawaii.
-I've urinated on myself twice between the ages of 5 through 10.
-I <3 Inuyasha.
-I <3 Mario.
-I tell myself to lose weight but yet revert to my old habits.
-I enjoy Hip-Hop over every and all genres.
-I dislike american products like cars for example.
-I hate iPod till death.
-I support Japanese corporations.
-I Buy CD's
....More to come.
-I'm a pedo.
-I'm a weeaboo.
-I fap to asians mostly. (lol watch out Xenos)
-I listen to (old) Green Day, Sum 41 and Evanescence.
-I've turned down many opportunities to get with a girl and so I haven't had a girlfriend at the age of 16.
-I have high standards.
-I tend to be very shy around new people and especially girls.
-I hated scremos before I came to VGC.
-Suicide has never been an option for me.
-I've only drank a small amount of alcohol in my life.
-I've never smoked.
- I'm a complete and total smartass any time I'm given the chance.
- Anything equal to or higher than Algebra I is my mortal enemy.
- I've never put forth any effort to find a girlfriend. Why, I don't know. So while I've never even had a girlfriend, I've never tried. I guess I'm shy or something. Or I have very high expectations. Maybe both.
- I like Halo 2 more than Halo 1.
- I enjoy a good deal of mainstream music.
- I'll watch a dubbed anime because reading subtitles gets annoying very quickly. IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IT MUST BE INFERIOR.
- I've never been to a concert.
- I've never smoked.
- I've never had a beer.
- Having at least one fap a day is basically a must.
- I set any porn files to Hidden because no one in my family knows that hidden files even exist.
I have never beaten Super Metroid 100%. (My greatest shame. :()
I only got into the Castlevania series after seeing a trailer for Dawn of Sorrow.
I am completely anti-social in real-life; not talking to people at all. Hell, I can barely carry on a conversation on Instant Messaging things. =/
I have absolutely no willpower.
I am a coward.
AND THAT'S ALL THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW
I'm an ******* about being good at math. I got a 700 on the math portion of the SAT always loved complaining about my score to people i know i did better than, and then when they asked what i got saying "oh man i only got a 1390. I didnt even break 1400. I'm so disappointed in myself.:(" While on the inside I'd be like :cool: That being said, I dont really enjoy math much.
This is actually the only time I've ever admitted this to anyone but myself, but I use being an ******* to keep people from getting close to me. I had a ****ty childhood (granted, not as bad as some of the stuff here, but hardly ideal) and it taught me that if I was a total prick that nobody could get close enough to hurt me. This has made it obviously hard to let people know when I do care, and probably contributed to me losing the few relationships I've been in that werent about sex.
I regard cute as a great complament, I like cute girls not sexy.
I am extremly shy, Its way to hard to take to a girl face to face.
I have hair feet.
I'm extremly flexable.
I put myself down alot.
I can't sesne when a girl is flirting with me. I have been told that they where and I lost my chance.
I feel guilty when I masturbate.
I can't masturbate without watching something with sex in it.
- I'm really good at reading the intent of people by their subtleties.
- I hide my animosity towards some people, and I hate the fact that I do.
- I sink into apathy occasionally, sometimes getting really depressed for days at a time, but I have no clinical emotional problems.
- I VERY rarely ever beat videogames at all. I find it hard to put a lot of hours into almost all games I own. This makes me question whether RPGs are really my favorite genre...
- I don't care strongly for either my mother or my step-mother, even though my step-mom does so much for me.
- There's only one girl who I've often daydreamt about(see: almost daily) over the last couple years even though I know because of her emotional issues it's a coin-toss whether or not she feels the same way about me.
- I wish that some of my big wrecks on bikes and quads had left some seriously awesome looking scars.
- I can't stop thinking. I mean I think of every possible outcome of every possible situation and it wastes a lot of my time. I don't understand why I do it but I'm getting better at keeping myself busy so it doesn't happen as much.
-VGC made me more open minded to things.
-I'm gay, and very very openly sexual most of the time
-I undress people when I look at them, and picture what i think they'd look like naked.
-I abuse customers horribly at my job, hang up on them, and generally do things I'm not supposed to.
-I'm quite pessimistic.
-I smoke pot a few times a week.
-I feel like a retard for coming to this site for 9 years
-Most metal fans **** me off
-My cat is better than your cat
It used to tear me up, but now I'm totally glad I only have three real life friends.
I pretty much hate everybody else. I don't show it to them, but it's more or less a deep, deep hatred.
I'm also petrified of hospitals and doctors.
-I'm a hypocrite
-I don't like it when certain people touch my stuff
-I hate it when people are two-faced
-I hate to hear when ugly men start talking about sex
-I REALLY wanna meet some people from VGC.
-Even though I don't like to admit it, I'm a myspace whore. :D
-I'm excellent at math. I'm in 7th grade doing Algebra, and plan to take college math beginning in my Sophmore year.
-I breeze through school and get Straight A's.
-I get frustrated with people who stutter when they read.
-I curse a lot.
-I get pissed at younger people who 'try' to curse.
-I have a complex that I tend to feel superior to younger people than me. (I yell at the little 6th graders at school.)
-I have two totally different sides. When I'm playing outside or playing a sport, I'm sort of like a tomboy, but when I'm at school or the mall I'm not (Wear skirts and AE shirts.)
-I tend to get moody a lot
-I hate cloudy days
-My music interest don't match personality
-I make jokes on crackers
-I like attention
-I like to be better at everything
-I'm a lesbophobic, though I love to be around gay men. (I crack up and have a good time)
EDIT:
-I've had alcohol before, and liked it.
-I love pretending to act like an idiot around friends
-I usually feel it's my fault if people are bored
-I sometimes don't feel 'good enough'
-I'm scared that my life will get de-railed after high school.
-I like making teachers laugh (WTF)
-I watch the Disney channel
-I feel cool watching anime, though I know it's not
-I find myself to be very cunning and clever in real life situations
-I get frustrated when girls are sucky at athletics, makes them look stupid of course
-I get tuned-on verrry easily
-I like to know weird things about people
-I look up actors and actresses who catch my attention on the interent (usually IMDB)
-I like the feeling of crying
Mr. Nintedo: ...
Anyways:
- I've always had this strong urge to intervene in everything and make it go my way - yet I have to realize that I am not *** and I cannot control each aspect.
- I tend to make up fantasies way too much - more than my own good. I guess it makes me feel better since I've always felt this need to have this "exotic and exciting" life ...
- I get very annoyed when people criticize the way I do things and I can get violent very quickly, despite of my good nature most of the time
- I am very two faced - though, often times, its because I like to be polite and not say anything derogatory.
- ^ related to above, because I am so nice when people are mean to me, I tend to be ... cunning at times. Considering I can only take so much, I usually do something back to them unless my mind has changed about the person - which can happen very easily since I am a "happy" person at heart and I hate drama
- The way I act ... really isn't my "natural self" - I guess I don't really know what my natural self is.
- I have many internet ... "profiles" - from an arrogant 12 year old girl [a life I'd like to keep disclosed out of embarassment] to a 22 year old Arabian man.
- Though I "forgive" very easily I don't think I ever forget. My memory sticks with my pretty well and I end up memorizing details that are completely useless.
- I HATE arrogant people so much. When I read people boasting themselves, I usually roll my eyes.
- I hate it when people sahshay about grades and espcially multiple guess scores. Character means much to me.
- I like noobs as long as they are nice more than ******* "senior" members. I don't really care how intelligent they are, I find them unpleasant. At least I can deal with retarded but accepting people.
- I hate most modern culture
- I hate stupid preppy or girly girls - yet as soon as I leave this computer and go to school, my mind completely changes and I associate with them as long as they are nice, despite that if I was alone and think to myself, I would hate it.
- I want to murder cats.
- I get very very annoyed at otakus, yet I don't say anything offline and don't mind it much.
- I am a control freak at times. Well ... "at times."
- I tend to be very dedicated to young children - in orphanages, I refuse to have anything to do with anyone beyond that. Yes, I realize how easily someone can twist this. :(
Why is everyone so bad at math?
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[*]I'm a whore. I've engaged in "sexual activities" (cause everyone's definition of what counts as sex is different) with roughly 15 different guys yet have only had 4 serious relationships in my life.
[*]I own 3 vibrators and fap daily.
[*]I have a bad habit of getting back together with exes just for the physical aspect of having someone to be with.
[*]I'm currently "dating" 2 of my 4 ex boyfriends.
[*]My sexually irresponsible antics have gotten me into trouble twice in the past.
[*]I am one of the worlds biggest hippocrites.
[*]I tend to keep myself very busy (two jobs and school) so I can avoid social activities.
[*]I wasn't allowed to say the word 'fart' growing up, and to this day I still need to call it by another name because it was so ingrained into my mind that 'fart' was a dirty word.
[*]BreathSavers wintergreen mints make me toot. Yet I continue to eat them anyway cause they taste so yummy.
[*]I only clean my apartment when I have friends coming over, and even then I usually end up shoving everything into my closet.
[*]If I'm drunk and have to pee, I have no shame and will find a bush to squat behind.
[*]I can out belch everyone I know.
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- I like to be in control.
- I can stand the sight of a lesbian, but seeing them kiss another lesbian freaks me out.
- I take things a little too seriously.
- I'm a little too sensitive.
- I'm really squeemish and jumpy.
- I get offended easily.
- When I hate someone or something I really HATE them or it.
- Quite often I hate things for no reason.
- I have pretty low self esteem.
- Whenever I like something, I usually obsess over it for a few weeks.
- I'm scared of a lot of things that you guys would laugh at me for being afraid of.
- I burp A LOT.
- I've dated a lot of weird guys in the past over the internet just for the heck of it.
- I curse A LOT.
- I claim to love all kinds of sushi, but I've only had one kind of sushi in my life : unagi.
- I collect stuffed animals.
- Sometimes I pretend to be goth.
- I like being sick.
- I have an odd hobby of making terrible custom action figures that never turn out the way I picture them.
- I usually cry a lot when I'm sad.
- I only play as girl characters in video games. (Well, there are a FEW exceptions.)
- I still watch Cartonnetwork, Disney, and Nickelodeon.
- I cried when they cancelled the Jubilee comic book series at issue 6.
- I get extremely mad when someone says something bad about any of the X-Men or the X-Men in general.
- I can't stand previews for scary movies. I literally go to the bathroom every time one comes on.
- I hate DC Comics for killing off the Spoiler, yet at the same time like them for giving Hawkgirl her own comic.
- I rock at math, but I hate it so much.
- I SUCK at thinking of comebacks.
What is up with you guys and lesbians?
I don't know. I guess I haven't experienced the world enough to understand them.
I have an extremely twisted sense of humor. Hardly anything my peers find disturbing offends me at all. People don't laugh at my jokes, they usually just say I'm messed up and try to change the subject.
I usually laugh uncontrollably at immature jokes, actions, or stories. I usually can't breathe while I do it and then of course when I finally get the wind back it makes a noise and people look at me strange.
I've never had a sip of alcohol in my life.
I used to have chronic bronchitis when I was younger because my mother smoked cigarettes around me constantly.
Ha, I don't understand gay dudes but I just treat them like anyone else(but I cut back on the gay jokes). If a guy's like outrageously gay, as in "doing everything in his power to be feminine," then I don't like to make eye contact... they're just **** creepy. Actually, I semi-recently found out a friend of mine was gay, and it answered a lot of questions I'd had. :cookie:
-I've had alcohol before, and liked it.
-I love pretending to act like an idiot around friends
-I usually feel it's my fault if people are bored
-I sometimes don't feel 'good enough'
-I'm scared that my life will get de-railed after high school.
-I like making teachers laugh (WTF)
-I watch the Disney channel
-I feel cool watching anime, though I know it's not
-I find myself to be very cunning and clever in real life situations
-I get frustrated when girls are sucky at athletics, makes them look stupid of course
-I get turned on verrry easily
Most of you guys are kind of missing the point. You're not just supposed to rattle off facts about yourself, you're supposed to admit to embarassing secrets that you're brave enough to reveal.
- Thanks to being raised on japanese porn, I have a lot of weird fetishes, including futanari (that's girls with penises, not guys with breasts and way too much make up like you get irl), giantess, straight shota, oversized breasts and lactation, a little bit of femdom, and even some interest in loli. I've fapped to scat before, too, but I wouldn't call it much of a fetish for me. Don't worry, ordinary girls are fine, too.
- I've developed crushes on craploads of older girls from VGC in the past, including Fate, Angelwing and Iris.
...
I can't actually think of a whole lot of other embarassing secrets besides those, so I'll drop in if I remember any more.
- I enjoy putting male sims in thongs.
- I think about commiting suicide every time the Judge insults me. (I am SOOOOOOOOO going to regret this later.)
- At first I don't care what people say about me, but eventually it gets to me.
- I like the color purple WAAAAAAAAY too much.
- Whenever I accomplish something, I jump up and down for about 10 minutes.
- I get really mad whenever toybiz changes the release date of a Marvel Legends figure.
- I think I need to go to anger management class.
- Whenever I take a test, I'm afraid that I'm going to fail it.
I am tempted to say, "This lesbian is better than all of you at math." but its all good since I'd be hypocritical ... ****.
-I dislike Lesbians.
-I dislike the look of the vagina. I've never engaged in oral and never intend to.
-I'm not a very sexual person at all. While the occasional urge might take me, I generally find it to be an interesting activity and nothing more (not on her part, of course, though I doubt I'm very good).
-On a completely contradictory note, I beat off about once to twice a day. It's just drive to have actual sex that's really low for me.
-I've laughed at tons of your secrets.
-I'm basically two people: A cold, heartless bastard on one side, and an ultra affectionate guy on the other. I greatly enjoy romance and fanciful things, but my callousness seems to know no bounds.
-I like fashion. Like, I really like it. If I had a ton of money, a house and a car would be my very first concerns, but most of my money would go towards fashionable clothing (not hip clothing or vintage crap. Actual nice clothing like suits).
-I'm a very bad boyfriend. Often times, we are apart from each other quite often due to a distance between us. It can make our get-togethers a lot more special, but I get sick of people really easily, be it parents, friends, or even my girlfriend.
[quote=Linko_16][COLOR=indigo]- Thanks to being raised on japanese porn, I have a lot of weird fetishes, including futanari (that's girls with penises, not guys with breasts and way too much make up like you get irl), oversized breasts and lactation, a little bit of femdom, and even some interest in loli. Don't worry, ordinary girls are fine, too.
- I've developed a crush Angelwing.[/COLOR]
I'm stealing part of yours because I'm lazy.
And also, I generally have thoughts of suicide 1 - 5 times a month. Shoud I seek help?
-I like to know weird things about people
-I look up actors and actresses who catch my attention on the interent (usually IMDB)
-I like the feeling of crying
-I have no idea what to expect when I'll engage in sexual intercourse.
-I might actually be afraid. :(
-Before high school I had no fashion sense what so ever.
-Once I ripped half of my pants while working but kept them on for the rest of the day.
-Snakes freak me out.
- I signed a save Digimon petition.
- If I see a bug I scream like a little girl and run away.
- I'm extremely afraid of heights.
- I drank a spider once for no real reason.
-I don't care for the 3 second rule, I pick it up and eat it anyway...depending on where it landed.
-Girly girls annoy the absolute shit out of me. I ****ing hate intentional cuteness and when people make themselves seem dumb for any reason.
-I hate babies.
-I have no interest in getting with a girl for a purely sexual relationship (one night stands, etc). However, if I'm in a long-term relationship sex becomes very important to me. Go figure.
- I smoke cigarettes. A lot. I've tried to quit numerous times but all my friends smoke and being around a lot of smokers is really hard for an "ex"-smoker. Plus, I'm a habitual smoker in social situations.
-I refuse to try any drug other than marijuana. Both sides of my family have extremely addictive tendencies (drug addictions, whores, etc) and so I abstain from potentially addictive habits (minus smoking).
-For some reason if I'm about to take a friendship with a girl to "another level" I get cold feet and obsess over faults until I no longer want her. If I really like the girl this doesn't happen, but if I'm unsure, I usually don't even give her a chance.
-I'm very shallow when it comes to getting with someone. Personality is a must, but physical appearance is still very important.
-I first attempted to fap during Christmas break in second grade. I still remember that vividly and have probably fapped more than anyone else here (from 7 to 20, do the math).
-I love learning, but if I'm not interested in a subject then I completely shut my mind off.
-In real-life I'm very calm, but also very violent when I'm provoked by an ass or someone mistreating someone else. I'm not saying this as a "I'm so tough" thing either, that's just the way I am. I actually beat the hell out of a guy twice my size at work last weekend because he hit me with a Sprite bottle in the face (turned out he didn't mean to hit my face). My knuckle marks were clearly visible all over him and his arm was bleeding. I felt like an ass later on.
-Most of my closest friends have been girls and I'm very protective of them.
-The idea of a "normal" family with a white picket fence, 2 kids, a dog, a steady job, and a modest, pretty much stupid wife with no say over anything infuriates me. Having a life like this is probably my biggest fear.
Whats with the lesbian hate in this thread?
one of my closest female friends is a lesbian and she's one of the most awesome people i know!
oh and also
a few years ago i read harry potter slash :(
No joke. Most of the lesbians I've known have been way more fun to be around than most girls or even guys for that matter. They're the only neutral girls you'll find. Ever (unless you're gay lol).
Okay, now for embarrasing/really unknown stuff. :(
I once tried to have sex with my sister.
Although I find the idea of it absolutly gross, and could never attempt it in real life, on the few occasions I EVER watch porn, there is always at least one bestiality video.
I really am a whore, I hate to admit it. Although sex is no where near the greatest thing ever, I will have sex with anyone willing.
I switch between gay and bi depending on what is going on in life.
I seriously wish Pokemon were real.
I've never considered myself to own a pet, they always end up owning me.
No matter how much I find myself to be the dominant one in a relationship, I really want to be the one who gets protected. No matter if I'm with a woman or man.
No matter how cheerful I am on the out, life seems to scorn me within (lol, emo).
Transsexuals turn me on sometimes.
Rise Against and Flaw are the only two bands who constantly make me want to cry.
Rise Against also makes me thankful for EVERYTHING I have in my life.
I've attempted suicide once.
Outside of my three best friends, I like the people on VGC more than the people I grew up with.
A very small part of me wishes I still did drugs. Like, everyday I want to clamp down and do a couple lines. You know, pain killer.
This is fun!
- I've seriously considered extreme violence as a means to solve problems.
- My sex drive must be broken because when it comes to sexual stuff, I really just don't care. I'm more of an asexual kind of person in that respect because I don't identify with my gender nor with the opposite one.
- I avoid eating in my car under all circumstances. I just really hate to do it because of the crumbs, etc.
- I'd like to revise my statement where I said I'm a jerk if someone crosses me first. I sat down an thought about it, and I do horrible things to people all the time primarily for my own amusement, and often I find joy in the suffering of others. I am an asshoe, no real doubt about it.
- I'm always the "designated driver" even if we don't need one because I fear what my public intoxication could reveal, mainly details about the comment directly above.
- I've been pulled over 5 times this year, all for speeding (one is excess of 20mph over speed limit). And I've talked my way out of a ticket every time. :cool:
- I'm a horribly picky eater and I'm not discrete about it either.
I am the most emotional human in existance
I have been hung up on the girl that left me for the past few months, quit going to school over it, ect
I'm incredibly cold hearted
Extremely bitter
I belittle everyone and am incredibly cruel
I can't remember the last time I had a day I could call "good"
The end.
- I suck at opening up to others. (I was considering ending the post with that.)
- I'm a bad sport. As in, I dislike losing quite a bit.
- Overall, I don't take to being "picked" on very well.
- Slightly ashamed of my musical likes.
- I'm fairly self-concius when it comes to how I smell. Always worried if I do or don't.
- Coughing in general irritates the hell out of me if it's more than once.
- Hate large mexican families when they come to my department at work. They ALWAYS mess it up.
- My weight has bothered me for a long time. Yet I do nothing about it.
- I don't like to say "please" or "thank you". I will if I have to, but it just bothers me to have to say it.
That's all I can think of for now. Might put more in maybe.
- I hide porn (images) in my Macromedia folder and porn (video) in a folder which says "Sprites".
- I smoked at age 11, and carried on till age 14.
- I haven't had a girlfriend for nearly 7 years.
- I'm not good at most games. I'm only decent at a few. The rest I just play to take off the pain of being bad at everything else.
- I haven't done any homework. At all.
- I'm a very picky eater.
- I've been threatened at axe-point by one of my neighbours.
-I keep self-sabotaging chances with various girls because I'm in love with someone I've long since lost, and have no chance with anymore. I do this much less these days, but I lost a good year of my life to that lingering obsession and attendant disinterest in other girls
-I've semi-jokingly threatened people with knives, semi-jokingly set a guy's hair on fire, and fully tried to kill someone with a huge rock while very drunk one time (nearly crushed myself in the process). Despite this, people think I'm utterly harmless and they're probably right.
-When I'm drunk, I steal things
-The three people I am closest to in this world are all seriously emotionally damaged and will end up serious alcoholics if they're not already.
-I fully intend to try to steal a good mate's current girlfriend at the first availble opportunity. My justification is that I saw her first.
-I'm really nowhere near as smart as people think I am, I'm just a good talker, as well as good at remembering things and bullsh!tting the gaps I don't know.
-My family are nice people but I feel very little emotion toward them. I worry I won't care much when they die.
-There's really no weird sex things with me, oddly enough. It's all pretty vanilla.
-I loathe most things "traditional" and "normal" as far as family and relationships go
-I'm absolutely convinced society is going to more-or-less collapse within my lifetime. Even beyond logical thoughts about global warming and oil worries, it's a conviction based purely on gut reaction to the world around me. Everything I see in our attitudes and behaviour tells me things are terminal.
-I hate animals and do not understand how people can form emotional attachments to them. The concept is utterly alien to me.
-I dislike children to an immense degree, yet they really like me.
-My dick curves slightly to the left. I was informed later that they often stray in one direction, but when I was younger, I was under the impression that I'd broken something.
-The first time I masturbated, I did so only in mimicry of Anthony being a moron and doing exaggerated motions at school, wondering what it would feel like. My first thought was "Woah, this feels good."
-I am genuinely amazed at the amount of responses this thread has gotten.
- Quite a few of my female friends think I'm gay. It isn't actually much of a problem considering I have no intention of getting into a relationship within school, but it's annoying all the same.
- I've beaten people down for saying that they hate reading books, and although this sounds implausible, cliché and ridiculous, I threw a big thick dictionary at someone once!
- I'm bipolar.
- I'm a drifter. I've occupied nine different countries in the past year. All I want is a permanent home, like every normal fifteen-year-old on the planet.
- I go to boarding school.
- I have a HUGE thing for Nazi memorabilia. I've even ordered an SS cap.
- I have a mother****ing strong tolerance for alcohol.
- I was moved up a year in school when I was young, as I was the only kid in the class who could read and write. THUS BEGINS MY DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO BEING THE MOST ANTISOCIAL MIND IN THE UNIVERSE!
-I'm also a habitual liar. I assure you that everything I've written is serious, but normally, I lie without even thinking about it about nearly everything.
-I'm deathly afraid of going to Hell, regardless of the fact that I say it very non-chalantly.
- I'm a devout atheist, but I don't throw that in the face of others' beliefs.
- I harbour a deep anger to other people having expensive stuff that I don't - not out of jealousy, but because I was born at the age of forty-eight.
-I'm a hypocrite
-I don't like it when certain people touch my stuff
-I hate it when people are two-faced
-I hate to hear when ugly men start talking about sex
-I REALLY wanna meet some people from VGC.
-Even though I don't like to admit it, I'm a myspace whore.
-I'm excellent at math. I'm in 7th grade doing Algebra, and plan to take college math beginning in my Sophmore year.
-I breeze through school and get Straight A's.
-I get frustrated with people who stutter when they read.
-I curse a lot.
-I get pissed at younger people who 'try' to curse.
-I have a complex that I tend to feel superior to younger people than me. (I yell at the little 6th graders at school.)
-I have two totally different sides. When I'm playing outside or playing a sport, I'm sort of like a tomboy, but when I'm at school or the mall I'm not (Wear skirts and AE shirts.)
-I tend to get moody a lot
-I hate cloudy days
-My music interest don't match personality
-I make jokes on crackers
-I like attention
-I like to be better at everything
-I'm a lesbophobic, though I love to be around gay men. (I crack up and have a good time)
EDIT:
-I've had alcohol before, and liked it.
-I love pretending to act like an idiot around friends
-I usually feel it's my fault if people are bored
-I sometimes don't feel 'good enough'
-I'm scared that my life will get de-railed after high school.
-I like making teachers laugh (WTF)
-I watch the Disney channel
-I feel cool watching anime, though I know it's not
-I find myself to be very cunning and clever in real life situations
-I get frustrated when girls are sucky at athletics, makes them look stupid of course
-I get turned-on verrry easily
-I like to know weird things about people
-I look up actors and actresses who catch my attention on the interent (usually IMDB)
-I like the feeling of crying
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-I hate it when people see me cry
-I can't fathom hurting someone enough to the point of making them bleed
-I know a lot more about sex than people imagine (though there are still things I don't know)
-I have a lot of friends that have given head to someone else.
-I enjoy reading to the point of forgetting what time it is because I'm reading
-Asian guys are hott
-When I drink beer (rare) I get turned-on.
-The concept of drugs interests me, though my willpower is much stronger, so I'll never do them.
-2006 has been my worst year. I got in a car accident, my mom was seriously injured, I moved away from somewhere I had lived for 10 years, I fucked my ankle up, and other things I rather not mention.
-I was sexually confused when I was younger. Almost french kissed a girl in the back of a car.
-I boss my cousin around too much and he is bigger than me
-While I'm very stringent about my opinions, I am very open to hearing the opinions of others, and it really really angers me when people are closed minded or unwilling to listen to other avenues of thought.
-I am a megalomaniac, and I actually get off on concepts of power. This made Warcraft III an incredible game for me.
-Despite that, I tend not to be a control-freak in a relationship.
-I wish I had the ability to do what I wanted, and so I could do as I pleased to the opinionated people I mentioned above. Especially those who flaunt their opinions and are never argued with specifically because they're strong enough to.
-My murderous urges, thoughts, and intents know no real bounds. I normally occupy myself with thoughts of killing those I know in inventive ways. I have no doubts that I could end the life of someone with little to no hesitation nor regret.
- I'm a HUGE hypochondriac.
- I tend to answer people in the most humorous way possible, and usually fail.
- I over-react to the stupidest things.
- I'm too gullible.
- I still enjoy video games, TV shows, and movies from my childhood.
- I fear change.
The more I read this, the more I like everyone from VGC.
I tend to get along with fucked up people more than I do "normal" people.
I think the coolest way to kill someone, no matter how you do it, just has to involve their head being crushed.
When I move out in a couple months, it will be the first time in my life I have my own room, and at last, some privacy.
I too harbor very little emotion to my real family. The exception is my baby sister. I'm not sure why.
Absolutly everything I do in life, even if I'm all alone, I try and do attractivly.
I tend to get crushes on all the people I'd never be able to have.
I'm more open minded than just about anyone you could ever meet. This is probably why I'm a Pantheist.
I believe humanity has the power to become gods. Most people will never discover how, though.
I have nightly Night-Terrors. And it ****es me off when people call me a pussy for being scared shitless about them.
-I've jerked off while having normal conversations on AIM! Not on purpose, but just cause people can't stop IMing me!
-I've also jerked off thinking about some chicks at VGChat. Can you guess who??
-I'm afraid of IM'ing Klarth, and posting in DA. I'm never going to do either.
-I think if people got past the phasers, klingons and photon torpedos in Star Trek, they would find some facinating, Homer inspired storylines with deep philisophical meanings that deserve serious discussion. I also don't think this will ever happen.
-I thought the original TMNT cartoon was very entertaining, and the video games were pretty good too. However, I think the new movie will be nowhere as good as the originals.
-I think any attempt at me making a good blog is completely doomed.
-I think the people who made the music in Pokemon should be given awards for being totally awesome.
-I can't name more than 4 streets in my neighborhood, all of which I travel daily.
-I'm incabable of making sexual jokes online.
Thats basically it...
- I'm such a Megaman fan that if you look at the CD's they don't have any scratches.
- ^ One of my friends was going to play a Megaman game, took it out of the case and it fell. It got a scratch and I beat him up.
- I hate sharing.
- I hate when people touch my electronic stuff, like PSP, DS, Gamecube etc
- It hurts when a electronic device falls from my hand, or someones hand. It hurts like, emocionaly. Hard to explain. =(
moar later.
I hate spanish. just hearing someone talk in spanish ****es me off. If I hear someone speak it, I assume that they are uneducated or stupid, or low class somehow, since almost all the people I hear using it are. If it werent for the fact that I HAVE to be nice to customers, I'd refuse to help people that didnt have at least a good enough grasp of english to pass for someone who had english as their native language. I mean, I really, really, really hate it for some reason. And the best part is that I live in an area with so many hispanics and blacks that white is now a minority. AWESOME.
- I'm not athletic what so ever
- I'm intimidated by some people at VGC
- I've actually sipped tobacco from a spit cup
- I hate preppy chearleaders
- I love people who are gay, lesbian, or bisexual
- I watch Disney, Cartoon Network, and everyone other childish channels
- I love Spongebob Squarepants
- I'm unnaturally curious
- I hate nosey people
- Children who ramble on about nothing bug me
- I like Linkin Park
- Kids who try to act like they are 21 drive me insane
I'll add more later.
I also enjoy Linkin Park. As well as Slipknot. And Marlyn Manson. And Korn. And System of a Down. I do not, however, like Dresden Dolls, AFI, My Chemical Romance, or Coheed and Cambria.
-When I drink beer (rare) I get turned-on
-The concept of drugs interests me, though my willpower is much stronger, so I'll never do them.
- I'm deathly afraid of clowns
- Iv'e beat someone with a binder before
- I'm against violence
- I convinced a friend not to commit suicide with a butter knife...
- I barely ever dream
- I question my sexuality often
- I'm amazed at how many some of the members here have, I can barely think of any. :(
- I own things that I'll never use, including a Motorcycle helmet, a pickaxe, a load of joysticks I don't know what systems they are for, and some other stuff.
-i find most of the girls at my school physically attractive, but i also find that almost all of them have the personality of a sack of potatoes.
-i sprained my wrist trying to run up a tree.
-i am the only kid in my middle school who has to shave at the age of 13
-2006 has been my worst year. I got in a car accident, my mom was seriously injured, I moved away from somewhere I had lived for 10 years, I fucked my ankle up, and other things I rather not mention.
-I was sexually confused when I was younger. Almost french kissed a girl in the back of a car.
I once ran away from home because we had no ice cream when I was 5.
I got arrested when I was 16 for "breaking and Entering" when all we were doing was throwing rocks at a house that had been abandoned for 7 years
I'm an extremely immature person when I'm around my younger cousin. Like, potty humour stuff.
-I boss my cousin around too much and he is bigger than me
- A gay fell for me. (no, I don't have anything against gay people... but it freaks me out)
- I'm afraid of the darkness at times.
- When I was a little kid, some other kid showed me his dick and said "lambelo" which means lick it. =(
- No, I did not "lick it".
- I won't let my mom get rid of my old toys. (Digimon, Power Rangers, Pokemon, etc.)
And that's all I got for right now.....
Outside of my best friend, no one knows anything I've said in this thread.
I'm a very nostalgic person.
I worry about losing my friends quite often.
I get jealous when someone pets my kitten other than my best friend.
I seriously want to die protecting my best friend, of whom I will now refer to as Maegan, because it gets tedious typing "my best friend" over and over again.
Lets see...
-I've had sex with 15 girls
-I used to be a cutter, in which I still have 6 or 7 clear scars
-I sometimes feel down while thinking about my parents both leaving
-Impregnated a girl before but she lost it
-Made Cocktail Molotovs out of desperation before getting beat up by 12 people which a few were armed with guns. Never got to use them which isn't a bad thing I suppose
-I've ran and sucessfully got away from the Police (Car Chase)
-Had a tranny hit on me at work (YUCK)
-Had sex with a girl who was engaged for 4 years and recently married
-Had sex with another girl engaged for 2 years
-Me and a close friend have tagged a few girls
-I use Magnums
-I've got 3 bottles of KY
-Dated a girl, then her sister, then her sisters best friend, then her sisters best friends best friend..
-Dated about 70 girls
-Blow money way too fast
- i don't drink or smoke or anything despite what most people think
- i'm the best boyfriend you'll ever ****ing have
- i play with staples because i love the feeling, and i use them as makeshift toothpicks
I tazered myself once in the as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR] while cocked at a fire during a huge party in the woods around July. My legs ended up bending foward and I fell in the fire. More than 30 kids saw the whole spectacle. I drank Wild Turkey and Barcardi 151 that night.
Up until now, I totally thought Random was a female for some reason.
I've never broken a bone, but I've bled from my lungs.
I feel my lungs 24/7.
I almost cried at the end of MGS3, when you hit the R1 button during the cutscene right before the last fight and look up at Eva.
More than anyone, I would love to murder my cousin. I just don't know where he lives.
I actually anticipate to meet people from VGC, mostly DA (there are some outside of there too), in real life.
I'd be more upset if a cat died than a human.
I believe I'll die before the age of 40.
I've beat down a cop in a fist fight. His buddy hit me with a taser shock (Chep reminded me of this).
I fear my 21'st birthday. I'll drink WAYYYYYYY too much.
I just want to be a kid again.
Also, I've only got a crush on 1 VGC member. Kudos if you can guess who.
- I didn't masturbate for a little more than a year. August 23, 2005 - August 26, 2006
- I think of my life as kinda of as a movie. In my head I always think of the perfect soundtrack to whats happening.
- Me and my best friend have been pretty much brothers for a little more than 10 years now.
-I've adopted the con-artist ways of my mother. I can change my personality, viewpoints, mannerisms and whatnot on a whim. I think it is a blessing.
-I've been sexually harrassed 22 times.
-Without makeup, I look very Asian. Depending on how I put my makeup, I can make my eyes look wider or more narrow, displaying my Asian or Spanish side. I'm fickle so I can never choose which way to go. I just randomly select what I want to look like more that day. I'm glad I even have the option. It's better than plastic surgery.
-My voice changes according to who I speak with. Accents, pitch, dialect, etc. I could tie that in to my mother's conning ways, though.
-Nothing brings me more happiness than my boyfriend telling me that I'm beautiful. Second comes a friend telling me I'm beautiful. Third comes a stranger or family member.
-I love/hate it when some boy tells me he loves me. I think it's sweet/pathetic. I have someone to love.
-I make sure my lower-body genitalia is hairless.
-I want to have sex on video.
-I have this thing for older people. I want to take care of them and hope that they live longer and never suffer for the rest of their lives.
-My clothing selection is to advocate an idea to fellow otaku: Just because you are a nerd doesn't mean you have to look like one. I can't stand physically unattractive nerds. I feel higher than them (but that doesn't mean I won't hang out with them). Acne and high foreheads and a silly obsession for Bill Gates... Ugh. Do they look retarded on purpose?
-It has always bothered me when I go out of my way to please someone, they never do anything in return. I mean, I don't expect anything... Let me explain this. If I'm going through the house and not making a sound for the person sleeping in the next room, I'd expect them to have the same tact. When they don't, I get so ****y and resentful that I have to create a storm the next time I have an opportunity to be quiet.
-Raisins make me puke.
-I'm more comfortable around people I don't know.
-I have a gross obsession with light bondage and pseudo-rape. Hands tied and blindfolded while someone is whispering obscenities in my ear? And being ****ed? Word. :cool:
-Favorite types of movies, games, shows, and whatever are sad/bittersweet ones. Happy endings are nice, but not something I seek.
-I like faggy-looking metro boys that wear Abercrombie or Hollister. I do not like tight pants on skinny boys. That's just plain terrible. Favorite types of guys are the ones that look like they have some form of weight on them, whether it be fat or muscle I care not. Hair is a big NO. I don't look at boys I'm not physically attracted to.
-"New age thinking" totally ****es me off. It follows the same anti-conformist trend. "Brand names suck", "who needs Dr. Pepper when you got generic stuff", "sunglasses are all the same no matter where you get them", "I shopped at that expensive store only to get shoelaces once and I'm never going there again", etc. It's not new, it's not original. Nothing anyone does is original anymore. I dislike it when people get in my face with their new age thinking, be it about my clothes or my sunglasses. **** you, I'll get what I want and support homos while I'm at it.
-I love where I come from. My culture is brilliant.
-Smoking is something I will never do. I get twitchy and I pace around when I'm not near a smoker, so sometimes I seek a smoker just to smell the air. I will never smoke on my own, though.
-I found the YA RLY owl more funny than the O RLY one.
-I'd rather be late to work than to walk outside without makeup.
-I don't like metal, or fans of metal. If we never speak of sweet guitar riffs, we'll be okay friends.
-People tell me I'm cute, so I am. I'm a regular Lolita.
-I know more random information than pertinent information. Random information is what wins board games and drunk games. :)
-I am at my most beautiful when I'm wearing waterproof makeup and I shed a few tears without contorting my face.
-I've always had this ability to absorb information at alarming rates. The most recent moment was when I skimmed through a tabloid. I put it down after reading it, and someone picked it up right afterwards. I then proceeded to state the page content, the page number, page layout, information, etc. without fault. I did this in school, too, and people were really annoyed with my ability.
-When I see someone I like, be it in real life, movies, or animation, I tend to adopt their characteristics, sometimes permanently. I've always been this way.
-I put up a great fight for half of my Pokemon cards.
-I'm in love with Peter Parker and Solid Snake. Oh, yeah, and my boyfriend, too. :-*
- Physically, I'm weak as hell
- I once cried while watching a TV show where they put a dog to sleep.
- I'm cocky.
- Procrastinator.
I'm sure ther's many more, but I don't care to think of them right now.
-I'm really jealous of virtually everyone around me, mostly because it seems like they're less lonely than me.
-I'm physically weak but will view being beaten up as vindication of the fact that I'm better and more right than someone. I've been punched in the head by boxers before, and don't really fear it.
-I have an absolutely freakish knowledge of geography. Freakish. Seriously.
-As far as I'm concerned, people who belive in g-d are basically idiots.
- I'm white :D
- I like to act immature sometimes. (I hate when people act immature all of the time.)
- I don't get nervous around girls
- I get girls
- I love headshots (boom boom)
- I don't smoke
- I've never done drugs.
- I'm in a band
- were pretty rad
- I have watched porn (:0)
- I hate foreigners.
- I get stupid crushes on girls that I hardly even know.
- I get a little nervous before I do a gig with my band
- I hate screamo music with a passion.
- I also hate grindcore with a passion.
- I like all different genres of rock.
- I also like video game music.
- I'm not a fan of comics...but I do like one (small series) of comics called "The Cult" (it's about Batman turning corrupt) by DC comics
- I have a messenger bag.
- Red hot chili peppers are my favorite band.
- I like webdesign.
- Jones Soda = <3
- I love the smell of fabreeze :D
- I think Fates cute :0
more to come...soon :D
-I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable around people who are ugly, or very fat. I get an almost claustrophobic feeling when I am near them.
-I think it's hot when a cute girl cries, or is clumsy, or does cutesy kid-like things or is a bit airheaded.
-Ironically, I like very tall girls. 5'11-6'3 = hot. Just don't have big-*** hands or feet.
-I hate Ford, yet I drive a Ford Ranger.
-I was bullied in middle school and was encouraged by my mom not to fight back. This is most likely why I am obsessed with the UFC and MMA (mixed martial arts) in general today.
I just traded porn via msn, and now i feel hollow inside.
-I can't stop the music
-Nobody can stop the music
Oh, here's a fun one: I have two mentally retarded half-siblings of whom I never speak. In fact, most of the time I just try to forget they even exist.
-I am not the type of person to get a crush on one guy and turn every other guy down if it's not him. Actually, if the guy is not ugly or fat or scrawny I'll usually go out with them.
-I usually change my attitude around people. Sometimes I can act like your regular prep, and sometimes I can act completely ooppostite. I'm obviously not going to act preppy around someone who eats preps for snacks.
-I'm VERY sarcastic in real life.
- An extremely intimate date would be a nap in the middle of the afternoon with a wonderful girl
-Weird thoughts come to mind after dreams
-I dream about weird things that leave me wanting more...
I remember a dream about once a year. When I do remember it though, its ****ing weird.
-After sleeping, in 3 hours I usually forget a dream and hate that.
-I cannot step foot outside my house without having hairgel on.
I have never used any hairproducts.
-I can't handle people not liking me when I like them, or want to be friends. It doesn't compute with my head, and I have breakdowns
like right now!
- I have never wanted a g/f really badly like most guys do, mainly because I'm always busy and can't find time anymore to just hang. :(
- I can't stand complete and total morons, it just makes me want to beat them
- I can't seem to get around to getting my drivers license
- I'm a huge procrastinator, I'm doing so as I type this, avoiding yet another job to be done
- I think Sony is not original despite what some others may think
- I think swords are better than guns
- I get nervous in big crowds and start to bite my nails
- I tend to fidget when making presentations, either with pencils or the overhead or whatever my hands can get at
- I hate people that still use the "your mom" comebacks all the time, for ****s sake find something different to come back with
-Today I had to fart really badly in Math. So I got the idea that if I dropped my book on the ground and farted at the same time nobody would hear the fart. Thing is, I timed it wrong so the book hit the floor, everyone looked over at me and then I farted it. :( People started laughing really hard. People were asking me about it in later hours and told them it wasn't me.
That has to be one of the funniest things I've read in so long. Hahahahaha
Same thing happened to me a while back. French class. We're all taking a test and I have to let loose. I started to slide my chair back and forth loudly to cover it up but the fart was just too high powered :(
I had to fart during a test once (english, I believe). I knew it was going to be BAD, and that there was nothing I could do to cover it up.
So I just let it go. Didnt try to stifle it at all. Just sorta leaned over, lifted half my ***, and BAM suddenly half the class is laughing and half is trying not to vomit. It was hilarious (like, 1oth grade I think.)
i am abnormally short... under five feet
i have really small hands and feet
i can move my ears
i have gene simmons tounge.. only i am a girl
i wear glasses
i am adhd
i am double jointed
i have really low self esteem
i am a spaz
i am crazy
-I tend to beat myself up over small, trivial little things, whether it be my fault or not, but always smile to hide that.
-I secretly hate my brother. Not just a common sibling feud, but I actually LOATH him.
-I have, as of recently, been intentionally giving ode sister a hard time about everything, because I want us to grow apart, because she is going to leave to live in Australia in a few months, and I want to make that easier on both of us.
The rest, well, I will not say. Not where people I know can print it out and prove I was the one who typed it.
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I'm obsessed with The Bealtes
I buy a CD in Edmonton, and rarely listen to it in Radium
I'll drink juice/flavoured water that's been on my desk for 5 days.
I jumped through a bon fire with a cotton shirt on. It's actually ok to do if you go jump into a pool/river/lake. I didn't :(
I skateboarded into a parked car. And flipped over the cars roof
-I hate admiting I like someone unless they say they like me first.
- Its hard for me to make friends cause I've had the same friends for all my life. Darksong since I was 10, The Judge/Ant since middle school and all my other friends where made during that time. So my perception of friends are what I have seen with them.
- I love spending money on my truck/car more than I like spending money on my GF.
- I've been overly obssed with cars since I was in middle school.
- I guess I have a low sex drive for most guys. I like sex, but usually way to tired to get into it.
- Work sucks but I continue to do it cause I hate change.
- I don't really have any friend where I live. Most of my friends live far away. Phoenix and Cali
- I've always wanted to see what all the hype was with drugs, but never did it.
1. I have made out with a girl even though I am one.
2. I will go out with out almost any guy who asks.
3. I am actually really smart, but I try to hide it.
4. I actually HATE my real dad, but have never told him because he gives me all the money I want.
My computer chair smells like **** and I dont know why.
- I'm a geek of magnitudes even people from placesl ike this would shudder at--well, that's one way to put it. Another way is that I'm a man in touch with his childhood who would love more than anything to get a job in something like animation and help shape the way the future treats kids in hopes that they grow up with as hearty entertainment as I did. Basically, I'm almost 20, and my life is still heavily made up of video games and cartoons (well, mostly reminiscing of / wacthing cartoons and other things from my OWN childhood)
- I really don't fit in anywhere on the internet, even though I love the internet and am on it a large amount of the time. See, I'm just smart and oldbie-ish enough that 99% of the places I wind up at online end up being mostly made up of elitists, *******es, guys that are only remotely friendly to those most dear to them and no one else, etc etc. and end up gravitating to those groups in large communities, games, etc. but the thing is, I'm really, really nice. I'm intelligent, but ALSO nice. Basically, from what I've found, on the internet, you're either unintelligent but friendly, or intelligent but cold. And sometimes unintelligent and also cold. I don't really fit in ANYWHERE.
- I'm just about as borderline furry as you can get. I really loathe fursuiting, and though I would be lying if I said I never found any of it remotely attractive throughout my teenage years in which I found pretty much everything humanly imaginable attractive at least once or twice (and really enjoy and respect anthropomorphic characters for their character and story honestly, which helps) I also am thoroughly peeved by furry pornography, mostly for what it has DONE to a character type that I love, that otherwise would still be as accepted and enjoyed as it was at one time. I mean, for instance; I LOVE robots, but there's nothing wrong with that-- I could go in any room full of nerds, any online community pretty much, and start talking about how much I think robots are cool, and no one would mind, many would agree, etc. If I went to most places and said I really love and respect the anthropomorphic animal fantasy character archetype, I'd get flooded by people calling me a furry and saying I suck, etc. Obviously, I'm never going to be seen in a fursuit, I'm never going to draw forry PORN even if I DO draw anthropomorphic animals, I'm never going to pretend I am an animal and not a human, etc. but I AM going to continue believing stuff I grew up with like the old Sonic the Hedgehog franchise in general, the old 90's WB cartoons, etc. are ***ly; I AM going to continue doing things many people might find strange, such as playing Star Fox Command and actually becoming heavily engrossed in the story, as far a cry from intricate storytelling the majority of it may be, feeling something for the characters and, for example, really getting my heart in a knot when I see things such as Star Wolf's ending (anyone who has, knows what I'm talking about); I PLAN on drawing anthropomorphic animal characters, I PLAN on keeping what friends I have that are, to whatever extent, "furry", etc. and I WILL continue to frown upon what a high volume of people will forever throw me into a group of the deepest, most detestable chasms of the furry fandom when in fact I'm far less prone to such things as they'd ever believe.
- As you can see, I type a lot online/talk a lot irl, like to go over every single detail, and stretch out every subject to engross every single aspect of it I can possibly think of. Though it might make me a good writer, a LOT of people really hate it, both online and in real life, and I have absolutely no idea how to stop it, nor do I want to, even if everyone hates it; for if I did, I'd never stop being bothered by the fact that "I probably missed something".
When I walk while listening to music, I tend to walk in 4/4. As in, each foot comes down on a beat. As a consequence, music in odd signitures ****es me off.
I like to listen to mellow stuff best while walking through places like the school hallway, and it almost makes me feel like I'm floating, it's just really smooth. I don't pay any attention to my feet moving at all.
Oh, and the self honesty bit:
I've been lowering my morals a lot lately for the sake of having fun and feeling careless.
- I have a big sex drive, or what ever it's called. I honestly can't go the day without masturbating at least 3 times.
- I find cheating on your partners disgusting and it's something I would never do.
- I love eating a girl out. Honestly, I would spend over an hour down there drinking every fluid if the girl didn't want me inside her.
- I also love giving rimjobs as equally.
- I'm a titty person. Sorry, but tits > asses any day.
- I love smoking pot, and hate drining alcohol. I'm also addicted to ciggerates and am a "smoker" despite never actually smoking due to the fact that I'm to cheap to buy a pack of ciggerates. This has lead me to go on for years without smoking the way I used to when I mooched off friends.
- I have very low self esteem despite being so darn beautiful.
- I'm a very sarcastic person.
- Do me wrong once and you're ****ed.
- I neither like short girls or really tall ones. My height or a little below is right for me, despite me wanting to **** a reall tall russian girl. Yes, tall, russia, like 6'3. Legs in the air.
- Though I may not look like it in person, I'm a big videogame nerd. Once you get me going, it's hard to get me to shut up.
- Blow money way too fast
- In response to Random: 3 bottles, thats nothing. I've got KY Silk, KY warming spray, KY warming sensations, Durex play more (not acause im a quickie, I just get way more pleasure out of it cause i use enough to of course last longer, but feel it all the way through. I enjoy the girl moaning, rather than me cumming in around 45 minutes, which i do consider short), Elexa vaginal moisturizer (for her), Durex Waming, Durex Mint Tingle, Durex Pleasure enhancing, and various types of vibrating rings. Along with this comes over 600$ in condoms and over 30 types.
- My size is slightly below magnum, but regular condoms are still too tight. Why dont the have the size for the slightly larger guy, rather than the big jump from regular fit to magnums.
- Anal sex is better than vaginal sex.
- I love playing guitar. Because of it, I went through a big change in my life, and I thank scott for getting me into it.
- I have a thing for hot older women. Like, 30's and 40's
-I can talk to a lot of girls, just not the ones that I have a crush on. Which sort of ****es me off, because I don't really have the guts to ask them out, because I don't know how they feel about me.
-I feel that everything has to be perfect. For example, I downloaded the new iTunes 7 and got the album artwork for everything but one album, I deleted the album off of my library. Other stupid things too, I hate it.
-When I play a videogame, I have to constantly go over the story to myself. I don't know why, but it's like I WANT to understand the game completely, when I already do, and I keep repeating the story to myself. Every little detail, Even with games that don't have storylines, I have to keep repeating what it's about. I really hate it, and I want to get rid of this habit. I don't know how..
Other than that, everything is pretty much going perfect for me. I have a BUNCH of friends in High School, I'm well liked (offline at least), and have a really supporting and loving family. :)
-I can wiggle my ears.
-I waste money to fast
-I have a hard time keeping money
-I think about things to much and feel like I should just do them because thinking about it sets me back to much
-I at least buy one CD a week
I won't go as far as SOME people, but a few tidbits:
I have a constant fear that *** disapproves of everything I do.
Failure is my biggest fear.
I'm always in a rush because I feel that somehow I'm behind... in everything involving knowledge.
I can outargue anyone about anything in person, and can sound convincing even when I know I'm full of ****.
I'm still a virgin.
Women intimidate me.
I simultaneously hate and am utterly awed by women.
Marijuana ****es me off for reasons I know and reasons I don't.
I am very shy in person, unless around people I'm utterly comfortable with.
I'm very hard on myself.
I think I am the single greatest man I have ever encountered, but I don't think anyone else notices it. People think I have confidence issues, but can't seem to wrap their mind around that idea right there.
I'm tremendously idealistic.
I'm one of the few men who can openly find beauty in a man's body without feeling like I'm "acting queer".
I'm terribly afraid of the future.
I'm not worried about dying. Dying doesn't scare me at all. I'm worried about judgement.
I can seriously charm any girl into adoring me if I'm not face to face with her. I can't figure it out.
I write better than probably everybody here, but I'm never satisfied with my writing.
I think a man should be a warrior and a diplomat by day and a poet and lover by night.
Chivalry is dead, and the golden rule has rusted away, and I am sad for the loss of them both.
I genuinely feel sad for every single death I hear about.
I regret being so hard on my sister while she was growing up. I think she rebelled because of it.
I overanalyze everything, dissecting it 20 different ways before I move on. I have had most discussions I will ever have already within my own mind, thinking of arguments, counter-arguments, and counter-counter-arguments. I find solace talking in my own mind and falling back into myself to meditate often.
I'm afraid of heights.
that's all you talking heads get outta me.
-I get some people stuck in my head whether it be a girl or a boy because of their odd beauty, but, usually fades in a couple of days.
-I usually just make gutteral noises when I greet my close friends.
-I like to keep things one-on-one. I find that if three people are involved, one of them just needs to gtfo and it's usually obvious who.
-My mother sickens me.
-I bring up nerdy and/or lame things sometimes just to try to break this uncomfortableness some of my friends have about them.
-I am laid back to the extreme.
-I HATE HATE HATE HATE showing off, and I hate when people think they matter more than others. Irony: my best friend is the biggest show-off that I know.
-If I could, I'd make everything I've ever done seem a million times smaller.
-I believe that people are insignificant in the "big picture," and sometimes that prevades into making people insignificant to me right now.
-I'm dying for more excitement and fun in my life.
-If you're doing a lot of stupid ****, but you talk about it to me openly, then we'll be fine. But if you do stupid stuff and try to hide it, we won't get along at all.
-It takes a lot for me to get pumped up about something physical or "exciting," but the right music does it almost immediately.
-I value the time I spend lying on the floor at my friends house above almost everything else.
-I realize that education is essential for SUCCESS IN TODAY'S WORLD, but honestly I think there are much more important things, like being happy.
-I wish I had gotten her number. :/
I'm very bitter. I'm not envious as such, but it ****es me off to no end seeing people not being thankful for everything they can enjoy which I can not.
I don't actually enjoy my life as much as I crack myself up to do so. I never see my parents, I haven't lived with my family since I was twelve, I've been shut up in boarding school since I was eight, I don't have a permanent home and I have no clue where the hell I'm going in my life.
People my age with lots of material goods MAKE ME ****ING FURIOUS because nobody I know pays for this **** themselves. I worked for everything I own - both laptops, most of my music collection, my PSP, my DS, my speakers, everything. When I can't find a ready source of cash I sell old things when I want new stuff. Only exception to this rule is music, and I haven't bought a CD in months.
I hate birthdays. I bought myself a birthday present this year. Yet to receive anything from anyone else.
I lie, I steal things and I extort money from people I consider to be in my debt. Regularly.
I have no clue where I'm going in life.
My lifestyle, somehow, equates to roughly $200 a week or more, and I don't even pay bills or own a car.
I utterly loathe my ex-girlfriend for an equal amount of reason that are her fault and reasons that are mine, but G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d do I want her back.
The intensity of my jealousy knows absolutely no limits.
I'm a horrendously scared person, though I tend to try to hide it.
I insult myself before anyone else does as a method of self-defense, that in the event that someone genuinely hits a chord when they insult me, no one else thinks it's really that bad.
I care way too much about what the public thinks about me, as much as I pretend I don't. Then again, there are just as many times where I literally could not care less.
I hate people!
Like, I seriously can't stand 99% of the people I'm around. I have a deep antipathy to most people who aren't me. Most of VGC's exempt from this, though.
-Someone recently told me that I'm too deep into life and I question if I am.
-Temptation gets the best of me and I hate myself afterwords.
-I think I'll eventually be in a accident either life threating or just straight up kill me because I've been having too many things my way through out my life and believe that it will all catch up to me in one single moment.
oh, and I hum when my friends talk to me. They get ****ed until I recount everything they've said to me back to them, verbatum.
- I've been hit by a car while being chased. I was in the hospital for an hour and got a week off school. Yay!
- I always promise to do things, but never get round to doing it because I'm a huge procrastinator.
- I like Sudoku puzzles, even though I'm no good at them.
- I don't take enough care of my disc games. A lot of my PS1 games don't work anymore because of it. About 10% of my PS1 games still work.
- I can't trust anyone.
- I forget things EXTREMELY easily.
- Temptation gets the best of me and I end up hating myself afterwards.
- I'm double-jointed in so many places it scares me.
- I rarely show how much I care about anything.
- I have long nails, and I try to hide it alot.
- I've never been sick to my stomach, and I always get sick because of migranes.
- I refuse to eat any type of meat products without ketchup.
[quote=Breakman]I really don't fit in anywhere on the internet, even though I love the internet and am on it a large amount of the time. See, I'm just smart and oldbie-ish enough that 99% of the places I wind up at online end up being mostly made up of elitists, *******es, guys that are only remotely friendly to those most dear to them and no one else, etc etc. and end up gravitating to those groups in large communities, games, etc. but the thing is, I'm really, really nice. I'm intelligent, but ALSO nice. Basically, from what I've found, on the internet, you're either unintelligent but friendly, or intelligent but cold. And sometimes unintelligent and also cold. I don't really fit in ANYWHERE
Not fitting in means you're standing out, and in your case, this seems to be a very good thing. This is the opinion of someone who also perceives himself to be intelligent and compassionate, but only to those he feels are deserving of his compassion or have done something to earn it. I act like a cold-hearted prick to a lot of members here, oftentimes not even being serious about it and deriving an amusing reaction from those who go ballistic over minor comments, other times absolutely meaning every word I say. It varies on a case-by-case basis. Not fitting in on the internet is good. There are more than enough boring drones, bland trendwhores (lol 4chan lmao) and just plain morons out there. You seem so much more real and interesting to me than the majority of the members here.
[quote]I also am thoroughly peeved by furry pornography, mostly for what it has DONE to a character type that I love, that otherwise would still be as accepted and enjoyed as it was at one time.
There is a terrible amount of crudely drawn "artworks" which depict otherwise respectable furry characters in truly tasteless fashion, and this bothers me as well. How can there possibly be any appeal in viewing an image of Sonic sitting on his very own macro c*ck? It isn't even amusing, just an insult to an otherwise beloved character.
[quote]I could go in any room full of nerds, any online community pretty much, and start talking about how much I think robots are cool, and no one would mind, many would agree, etc. If I went to most places and said I really love and respect the anthropomorphic animal fantasy character archetype, I'd get flooded by people calling me a furry and saying I suck, etc
Funny how that works, hm? That's what happens when the common person's perception of a fandom is mostly centered around stereotypes of sex and taboo subjects like bestiality. I don't really mind, though. Just as bad as those who feel inclined by their misconceptions to insult people who say they have an involvement with the fandom are those furries who act like victims of persecution. Of course, this is how the stereotype that all furries are whining, melodramatic little attention whores comes about. The sad truth is, too many furries are.
[quote]I WILL continue to frown upon what a high volume of people will forever throw me into a group of the deepest, most detestable chasms of the furry fandom when in fact I'm far less prone to such things as they'd ever believe.
Eh, **** 'em. People on the internet are petty enough to argue on and on for pages what exact sub-genre of metal or rock a certain musical artist falls under. It's really not worth worrying over. Just like what you like and others be ****ed if they don't approve of it.
[quote]As you can see, I type a lot online/talk a lot irl, like to go over every single detail, and stretch out every subject to engross every single aspect of it I can possibly think of. Though it might make me a good writer, a LOT of people really hate it, both online and in real life, and I have absolutely no idea how to stop it, nor do I want to, even if everyone hates it; for if I did, I'd never stop being bothered by the fact that "I probably missed something".
I appreciate it, personally. This sort of substance and earnesty clearly inspired above all by pathos is something rarely seen at VGC these days.
[quote]to whatever extent, "furry", or those I've even had ever-so-short conversations with on a forum or game or something; in general, they tend to be more open, kind and emotional than most people, which are qualities I gravitate heavily towards...
Absolutely correct. Most of my closest friends these days are furs to varying levels of involvement in the fandom, and they truly are quality individuals. Deeply honest, extremely loving and compassionate, receptive and sensitive (but not in a low self-esteem stab my heart bleeding sort of way), and very open-minded.
[quote]I really dislike drama, arguments, debates (except honestly friendly debates, in which case I sometimes really like them), fighting, badmouthing, and just about anything that makes anyone uncomfortable like that. I believe that the utmost goals in anyone's life should be to try their best to make themselves, and as many people around them as possible, just... happy, and comfortable. There's no need for fighting, no need for competing at any level other than friendly competing, no need for arguing at any level other than friendly arguments, no need for anything that's degrading or discomforting to anyone.
Those are honestly the ideals I'm striving for, as well, and especially have been over the last year or so. My persona here is quite the trash-talking, provocative and heavily opinionated wise-***, but if I was ever anything like that outside of VGC, I am hardly anymore. I believe that having much love and happiness in your life, and sharing that love and compassion and warmth with others, is what makes a truly successful and meaningful life.
[quote]I'm just... I dunno. I wish there were more people around that you could just talk to and be honest, be open, be loving, be caring, be emotional, be YOU, and they wouldn't mind, or would even reflect those things back to you.
Again, sounds exactly something like I would say, and have said in different words many times before.
[quote]I bet every soul on this entire planet would love to have what I just said, would love the world to be akin to what I wish it was, but they have been wronged, are being wronged, they have felt harsh truths of the current world, they have goen through things or seen things or done things that have made them believe so firmly that such things are trivial in today's difficult world, that they forget what they'd really like, and attempt to seek comfort in any number of other things, don't bother to love their fellow man as they themselves have been unloved, or any of a myriad of other reasons.
To lose one's childhood innocence, to gain the capacity to and discover all the reasons for being a self-conscious, phobia-ridden adult, is one of the hardest things in life to deal with. I feel as if I am still overcoming quite a bit of trauma from my own growing pains. As I approach 25, I think I am finally starting to gain a deeper sense of inner peace with myself and a renewed sense of confidence. I feel I am much more mature than I was even two years ago, and I still have a ways to go. Love is perpetuated through constant give and take. The more love you are shown, the more you will love and show others love. The more love you show others, the more love you will receive in turn. The cycle can operate in either direction.
I haven't had the stimulus to be this cogitative and reflective here in quite some time. Thank you for finally providing that incentive I needed. I am actually well beyond slightly tired right now, but I could not bear to see your posts of such substance go so unacknowledged. I wish that, through all my excursions in the rough, I could find more hidden jewels like yourself.
That was out of left field, Raptor. I respected you for a few reasons since I came back to VGC (I vaguely remember you, and honestly disliked you for your attitude, in the fairly distant past) but I had absolutely no idea you thought in ways even remotely similarly to me; in fact, you were a prime example of how people are usually only one of either "intelligent" or "kind", and how people can potentially be respectable and important to have around a community or the world as a whole for a variety of reasons, but still not be a "good guy", which was a fact that made--and still makes, as there is an incalculably high number of other such people--me a bit gloomy. You never really know until you know the person a tiny bit though, eh? Overall, aside from making me realise at least one person besides Corrupt actually reads my "serious" posts, that reply has made me a lot more comfortable with several issues, especially the whole "furry" thing. I could really honestly say I was a furry right now, and if people were as remotely understanding as they should be, it wouldn't be a problem at all. But with all the 4channers and whatnot crawling around, it's really difficult to do that; one thing that sharply contrasts between you and me, is the fact I'm still a pretty sensitive guy (haha still contributing to the base topic of this thread even in other discussion, I am) and even if just admitting that I'm into something gets a bunch of teenagers and young adults thinking they're cute to verbally degrade me over the internet (which should rarely be taken seriously anyway), that's enough for me to go on pretending I'm not into certain things, or am things that I'm not in actuality (as I have stated before regarding something else) so a higher percentage of people accept/like me. It's dinky and wussy and childish etc., I know, but it's just who I am--I don't try to please everyone, or try to agree with everyone, but I try my best to present myself as a person that as many people as possible in whatever community or group I'm conversing with at the time can like, I'd say mostly because since I lost pretty much all my true friends somewhere between puberty onsetting and highschool, and I am now a young adult with very few online or off anymore for whatever reason. That's yet another "fault" of mine, I guess, that could go on the already hefty list I've made for myself on this topic--though I can think pretty deeply and derive at least a small amount of happiness from myself, the vast majority of what keeps me going is what few friends, family, etc. I have and their "backing up" of myself and my ideas, loving who I am, and pretty much anything that tells me I'm worth it, in some way, to at least someone out there. Eh, I feel like I've already talked far too long on the subject to the point at which is feels "overdone", and yet I simultaneously feel as if I haven't explained how I feel about this as well as I'd like to. Honestly, I'm deathy tired right now after a very big day (by my standards), relative lack of sleep yesterday, and the fact that it's 4:30 AM here. I apologize to whoever reads this for not only that overrun end part but that huge sentence I made with way too many parenthesis.
Anyway, though, I felt very decisive about posting this despite my tiredness tonight before I went to bed because I've been dwelling on some very stupid things for the last few days and I have yet another flaw I feel would be unfair if i didn't point out, as blatant and unexcusable as it is; the fact that I get too attached, too fast, to people I hardly know, if at all, and find it difficult to let go when I find out there's no reason for me to be attached to them, or that I have no place even thinking about them, at least at the current time. This doesn't really refer to real-life romantic crushes or anything, but any number of things, from consideringa possible friendship with a distant individual to thinking I've found what could, by some slim chance, be a "soul mate". I don't even really seek relationships right now, anyway, but sometimes stupid things happen. Basically, I found out that some random person I really don't know at all, but really was interested in anyway for whatever reason, wasn't who I thought they were quite at all, and it's a great displeasure when you find many similarities with someone to the extent at which you feel your soul gravitate toward them, per se, and then BAM, you find out other things that completely nullify that previous feeling. eh, I could get more into it, or explain some other intricacies, but I think that's enough for now, that's pretty much the whole gist of this entire idea anyways. Again, I apologize for the overall length and weirdness of this post, but I'm just about to pass out here.
Oh, and before I go to bed, I'll go ahead and say this, since I really feel that if I don't, a hell of a lot of Raptor's previous dissection of my post was in vain.
I'm a furry.
By my own definition, so **** off.
Nothing wrong with furries.
(didn't read the bulk of your post)
- About a week ago someone asked me out and I said yes. I thought I liked the guy, like really liked the guy. But I have this huge crush on someone else but I don't want to break up with my boyfriend.
- I'm legal in the state of Michigan, but I'm still a virgin and plan to be until I'm married which most people find weird.
- I'm not totally blond, I only have highlights.
- I hate it when people call me short even though I act like I don't care.
I would do anything for my boyfriend, well almost anything
- My cousin is Blaise, and I think she's crazy.
And that's the truth.
I believe Robocop is the best movie ever(certain people will get this)
- The dude I got a crush on that's not my boyfriend gave me a dollar and I was happy. He owes me two more 'cause I sold him a hackey sack.
- I didn't really want to sell him the hackey sack, but I did anyway.
Ehhh......does that count for this thread?
Wouldn't it go in the "Post what's on your mind" thread?
- I tend to screw things up a lot, I always forget to do a particular step when trying to do something, and it wrecks whatever I'm using. Examples of this include my PC desktop, my PSP, my PS2, and more.
- I want to do things, but I never get round to actually doing so. I always do something else instead.
-I want to be a scratch DJ but have no idea how to start. :(
Currently saving up money to buy a turntable.
- I'm in a band as a second guitar but I don't have a guitar and I don't know how to play.
-I think Sinister Smurfs would be a good name for our band.
I like how a lot of these have nothing to do with "self-honesty"
Yeah. This was supposed to be about opening up embarassing or otherwise secret things, not a bunch of pitiful crap that is just daily life.
- I nearly got molested as a child, and to this day I still don't care.
- If someone stalked me some tiny part of me would be flattered that someone would take the time to stalk me.
I'm kind of mixed up about some of the decisions I've been making lately. Overall, my life is alright, but as far as making the 'decisions' to be as lazy as I continue to be (far less than in the past but still with a lot, LOT of work to do), some of the decisions of people I've chosen to talk to and places I've chosen to hang out at (particularly online, not including here mostly), and ESPECIALLY what I've 'decided' to say aloud, both in real life and online, I feel a little awkward.
It's very humorous and ironic, because one of the things I want to be 'honest' with myself about right now is the fact that I'm a bit embarassed about what all I've been 'honest' about in this very thread, and elsewhere in the world, online and off--though this thread is a great example. I haven't been here in a long time, and I still don't know what people here think of me in a majority/what they WOULD think of me or WILL if I were to say/do stay, but I sure have said a lot of stuff to a bunch of people I really don't know at all, and I don't know how silly it might make me look. I know, a couple people have commented, but every new post I make here makes me feel like maybe my opinions in some of these peoples' eyes may change, and/or the people who I don't know the thoughts of in the first place might like me even less than they already did, whether they felt neutral or more negatively to begin with. I'm sure that even amongst these others sharing their secrets, even in this thread in which everyone seems to overall be more or less greatly accepting and understanding or at least uncaring/neutral, the vast majority of people here are probably still quite perpundicular in attitude in comparison to my overwhelmingly 'nice' self, and this is the first time I've been this honest and open in a place full of "4channers" or anything of the like and not expected to be instantly torn apart.
I actually had a long talk with a friend just the other day about the whole 'nice guy' attitude, how many people dislike it, and how it's fading more and more from existance as a whole, especially on the internet. This person I was talking to was a person I haven't talked to in ages, who used to be quite mean, but has mellowed out quite a bit over the years--or so I'd heard. It ended up that she's just a lot more open and appreciative of her friends now, but she admits she's still "mean" in a sense of the word, derives pleasure from reprimanding both newbies and whatnot online and idiots in real life, and is generally a jerk to people until they earn her respect. I didn't understand why someone has to be that way--why it's an inborn part of some people's personalities--why many other people I've met online were that way, a great majority of which I never got to see the 'good' side of at all and who seemed to be just scum of the earth. But I came to realise, she's not really "mean" or a "jerk" at all if you actually HAVE her respect, and anyone "worth it" as she'd say would have no problems with her. And she admitted to missing me greatly and loving the time she had as my friend in the past, and reminding me that even though I'm such a "nice guy" she completely understands and accepts that and that's even one of the reasons she's always liked me so much. Go figure; I still feel like I'm just no good most places online if I don't falsify myself to be a certain level of "meanness", but I'm hoping from now on I can start to really be myself more and more often and just have a good time anyway.
And of course, there's the whole 'furry' thing; in a way, I've been admittedly and in certain communities openly 'furry' since early this year, and I've loved the whole character archetype my whole life. But when I look at stuff--such as, Steve's beautiful little comic in the Flame board that I've seen before, and many many like it, anyway--I remember that even after all the things I've said earlier in this thread about it, there are still PLENTY of people out there who are never going to place 'furry' as anything other than one big conglomerate item in their head, full of negative things. And many such people are highly intelligent, and have every right to. The thing is, on the one hand saying I'm something like that, especially in a place like this full to the brim with haters, feels like a big load off my chest and just relaxing. On the other, I have people reminding me that it's not even SUPPOSED to feel like that at all, that it's nothing deep or meaningful like admitting to homosexuality or finding a new religion, and that even if I absolutely adore the character type, and many other aspects of it, if I don't want to be compared to the sickest, lowest of furries, I have no other option than to just NOT put myself in the entire subculture as it is. Which I'd have no real problem with, for a variety of reasons, and I also completely understand that logic be it 'fair' or not, but the thing is--I've met a nice big handful of furries that are some of the easiest, funnest and best overall people to talk to for me. In general, it's highly likely that an average, kind or at least open-minded furry is going to be a lot more like me, a lot more easy and entertaining to talk to, than a great majority of people--obviously not saying that I can't talk to other people, it's just really easy with a lot of these guys that I've met. And I DO meet several enough criteria to be considered a part of the group. And, well, it's just kind of fun. There are probably a completely equal number of reasons I SHOULD just admit to being a part of it as there are that I SHOULDN'T, or should retract such statements I've already made. But hey, I like it. I realise there are truckloads and truckloads of people within it that I would rather never be even remotely associated with, and that to many people I will be anyway unless I stay away from the whole thing in general. But I think, overall, even with all the hating, and logic demanding other pursuits for myself, I think it's worth it for me in the end. Think of me what you will; I'm doing what I enjoy, so whatever.
All in all.... yet another hugely comprehensive post by Breakman. Have I mentioned that I talk too much yet?
I tend to be a hypocondriac in a sense, yet not really. When I find something that matches up with my current condition, I believe I have it, but I never do anything about it.
-I get flattered by small signs of affection even if I act like I don't care.
Dude, do half of you even understand what the term "self-honesty" actually means? It doesn't really mean whether or not you sell a ****ing sackey of the hackey to some guy you think you like. Honestly, what in the **** does that have to do with anything in this thread?
This thread was created, and correct me if I missed the point, so that you could publically admit personal revelations about your own personality or just things that aren't commonly known.
Come the **** on, guys. THINK. Say something even remotely worth a ****.
So please... no more honesty about yourself that you think are "cute" or "funny" or even "unique" to your personality. They aren't. Honest and true they aren't. I'm sorry to disappoint, but please get over yourselves and post something worthwhile.
[quote=Fate]Correct. I had to say it, though, because people think I have a low self esteem. I'm just an attention whore!
I actually wasn't referring to you.
Btw, for some reason it says I need to spread rep around before giving you more... I swear to *** though, I don't remember ever repping you... :(
Let the thread take its natural course! Geez!!
Oh how sharp the barb of satire stings!
I like how stupid you both are. It's cute.
I like how I no longer need to have an opinion on this stupid ****.
I bet you do.
...Really.
zing
I like how even the veterans take part in such a level of stupidity. :) It's not a surprise, it's just a cute little quirk that I find just so utterly adorable that I must publically announce it to you all. :) And when the female VGCers also post these little stupid posts of theirs... it's just so heart-warming. Awww...
GET THE **** BACK ON SUBJECT.
You honestly have no idea what went on, do you?
No, he dosen't.
Haha, it woud look that way. Who cares to explain? I sure don't.
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=17823
So there you have it!
Coming soon to an 8-Bit Theater near you.:cookie:
Spoilers: Black Mage Hadokens everything into oblivion.
And the Champion of Cyrodil beats Oblivion, so there goes your jan ken po.
I have yet to get that far. Only two Oblivion gates to go and I got bored :(
You know they offer the greatest stones to junction to stuff, right? 30% Chameleon? I'll be taking that and add it to my entire outfit.
I've spent over 200 hours on the entire game. I closed the Oblivion gates in the main quest last because I wanted to make sure nothing ****ed up later. I still have the Cheydinhal and Leyawin areas to explore in terms of caves and dungeons, but I've essentially beaten the game. There was a nasty bug during the Thieves' Guild quests that had me stuck forever, so I had to start a new character to get the achievements.
I never encountered a single glitch. But yeah, I got 150% chameleon by enchanting stuff. It's what I used for the latter Oblivion gates since there were all the exact same. It was just too annoying. So stones shmones.
The big glitch was that there were two Ahdarji's rings in Alessia's jewelry box. You can find reports of it all over the internet. I encountered the problem long before the patch was out, so I was essentially screwed over and had to make a new character. The problem I had, though, wasn't about the two rings because the reports say it's in the inventory but you can't deliver it. My problem is Alessia won't even take the ring off, so I broke the game. *oscar*
I kept my Dark Brotherhood hood because it offered boosts to my stats. The Ring of Kahjiiti had 35% Chameleon and a 10-point boost to Acrobatics. My swords were enchanted with powerful sigil stones and I'm one point away from being a Master in Blade. The reason I'm not right now is because I wanted to use my Marksman ability at the same time.
I just glitch-stacked my character when I realised I had enough of the game and just wanted to beat it. Over 300 hours was more than enough for me. So my character was completely maxed out with humongous health, stamina, and magika.
I wish I had more Magicka. I'm a **** loser and decided to be an Imperial at the beginning. An Imperial. wtf
Dark Elf WOOOOOOOO. My character was overpowered from the beginning somehow, so it was cool. But yeah, Imperial? Come on. You never pick human characters in fantasy games. You might as well just go out into the real world and beat up squirrels and kittens.
I know that now that I've played the game and from Morrowind, but I picked an Imperial anyways because they look better (lol no they don't). I'm a female Khajiit with Atronach powers now. Stealth and Magicka ftw!
I'd say something about you being a furry, but I stripped down a few Khajiit in my time. So who am I to say?
LOL
hi guys this thread rules rite
:amy: :amy: :amy: :amy:
:chainsaw: :-D
:jesse: :jesse: :D :D :jesse: :beep:
:wacko:
:big_bird: : HI u no a really good game is lufia 2 rise of singstals did u ever play it ????
[quote=Breakman]HI u no a really good game is lufia 2 rise of singstals did u ever play it ????
Yes. I hated it!
- I think a lot of you are dicks.
- I used to only watch softcore porn.
- I don't like cursing.
- I hate people who love being on the computer.
- I work at an artists pace.
Every hyperlink I click is mortal agony.
I think I'm bi.
I have social anxiety disorder.
I don't ever want to have children.
I'm not sure I've ever fallen in love.
I want to be famous.
I've always dreamed of being a rock star.
I'm really hard on myself.
I've never drinked, smoked, had sex, done drugs.
I don't like looking at naked people. Almost naked is hot, but completely naked turns me off for some reason.
I'm not sure I have a self-esteem.
I must fall for the worst guys. >.< *cough*
I really enjoy masturbating. <.<
I'm beautiful, but sometimes I feel pretty ugly. I think it has a lot to do with the past and my low self-esteem.
I doubt myself too much.
I can read people well.. if I disregard my doubts.
lmao
I love how you guys went on this big tangent to explain what I missed and I totally neglected to check the thread until now. I meant get back on subject regarding, well, the original purpose of the thread. :) But if you want to talk about something else, that's also just as fantastic.
Edit:
I just noticed something... That link you sent me actually has posts made by me. Therefore, I do know what happened. Thanks for the explination all the same, but don't you think it wise in the least bit to actually talk about the original purpose of the thread and not about another thread? Just thought I'd give some awesome friendly advice.
Judge... Shut up.
I don't know how anyone can "think" of their sexuality. Or realize their own mental disorders.
@Fate: I've been diagnosed with them and have suffered various actual symptons. Whether I have them or not, it's more likely I do than don't, and it annoys me to no end when people proclaim to have them just to be cool (often found in middle school morons).
@ExoXile: See above
@Klarth: Something wrong? Am I infringing on your sole duty of being an [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]sshole to everyone for the sake of it?
I was told I probably have asperger's (lol bull), and I was diagnosed bipolar. I hadn't thought about the latter until I was actually made aware of what exactly it was, so now IT ALL MAKES SENSU
Judge: I'm a cock to people who actually deserve it, sorry. If someone's actually a genuinely well-wishing person and isn't shit-dumb, then I have no reason to **** all over their statements.
Besides, isn't this the "self honesty" thread and not the "laugh at other people's predicaments" thread?
I know Klarth isn't mean to everyone, bcause he's not mean to me. But anyway...
@Judge: You mean like my cousin Blaise thinking she was schizo? She doesn't believe that anymore, and she says she's doing her best to ignore 'Fred'. It's actually kind of funny how she's all paranoid and jumps at every little touch and stuff. But not really, it's just creepy.
I've no reason to act a bastard to you because you're not claiming to be some kind of uber-unique special case, and despite being a tad naive, you're perfectly competent. :)
You're so full of s[COLOR="Black"]h[/COLOR]it it might as well be coming out of your nose. You cannot tell me you act mean just to people who deserve it. And if I'm oh so wrong, p[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ss off, because I don't give a d[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]mn.
point proven
Go you.
Maybe innocent, but naive? Or is it the same thing?
-Diagnosed with depression and ADHD since I was two years old
-Been medicated for both since then (recently got off of the depression medication)
-Weigh around 220 and do absolutely nothing/live the american dream
-I can't reach down far enough to perform autofellatio.
I forgot to mention.. I like titties. There we go, I said it.
And I get really dirty fantasies about women when I'm upset with a man.. or few.
Pics of what? I've never actually.. done anything.. with a woman.. or hell, a man.. <.< But.. I like that part of the female anatomy.
In any other thread, this sort of thing would be frowned upon. But, hey, we're all grown ups here, right?
I hope not.
Sometimes, in my sleep, I go "PHEOW". :(
I have a thing for Italian men.. and nice cologne, too.. Gotta love a man that smells like a MAN! Hahaha!
I have a friend who has an anxiety disorder. He freaked out in English class the other day and had to leave. Having a mental disorder is neither fun, nor cool. It's just frightenening for the person who has it. And anyone who thinks it's cool should burn in hell for all eternity.
1: I'm scared of needles.
2: I like pink and sky blue the most.
3: I'm obsessed with music.
4: I wear size 14 shoes.
5: I work in a frontline position at a Fortune 500 company.
6: I have a girlfriend, but people don't know.
7: I have relatives who are in the Mafia.
8: I'm actually very shy.
9: I don't smoke, and I never will.
10: I'm 6'3", or 75 inches tall.
I know exactly what it is. All of those are things that I don't normally talk about. Not all of them are negative, I just figured it would be interesting to share them. You have this problem where you have to put in something about everything certain people say, because you're convinced that you're automatically superior to them in that situation, when you often have no idea what you're even talking about. Stop trying to refute everything I say all the time, because you don't always have all the answers, no matter what people here might think.
lol what?
I know for sure Vampiro doesn't have all the answers, but admitting you like blue skies and that your shoe size is 14 isn't exactly very personal or deep.
Guys, I have something very personal to tell you... I... I... I'm a male.
I know I can't believe it either!
Okay, whatever.
1: I have a tendency to get very jealous.
2: I lie about things making me mad, which only makes them worse later.
3: I am constantly asked out by gay men.
4: I make fun of myself all the time, and people think I'm stupid.
5: I considered that I might be bisexual once.
i have no clue how much of the time vampiro is right anymore
Somewhere between never, mostly, blueberry, and 110%
Moer liek 5/4.
[quote=Stone Cold Crazy]3: I am constantly asked out by gay men.
5: I considered that I might be bisexual once.
I can't imagine why they would ask you out...
PS:
[quote][COLOR=#00bfff][FONT=Courier New] 1: I'm scared of needles.
2: I like pink and sky blue the most.
3: I'm obsessed with music.
[/FONT][/COLOR]As shocking as this might be for you, these three things don't have anything to do with self-honesty... It's more like pointing out some of the most obvious and general things in the average person's personality.
[quote=Stone Cold Crazy]
5: I work in a frontline position at a Fortune 500 company.
that should read "5: lying makes you look big and important"
Whatever, I don't care if you don't believe me about where I work. Odds are that I'll never see you there. I also could care less about what people think of my sexuality. I'm not a bisexual, I just said I had thought about it before.
They say everyone goes through a phase of homosexuality. At one point in time, I did genuinely give it thought. I realized that I honestly don't understand what the hell women find so attractive about men, and that settled it for me I guess. Though I think vaginas look revolting as well. So whatever.
I like how people are giving someone crap in this thread. It's real mature.
edit: is that personal enough for you guys?
Not really no.
-I just noticed that I can't be a pedo.
[quote=The Judge]They say everyone goes through a phase of homosexuality.
Whoever "they" may be, I'd like to call their assumption into question, what with it being certainly totally wrong. I'm not feigning that I only get turned on by the straight and narrow, but I've never looked at a man and thought "i'd hit that **** yeah oh wow".
I know I have.
I think he meant, that everyone goes through a phase where they question their sexutality. If they really are striaght or not.
Exactly.
Didn't Mortal Kombat 4 have sexutalities?
I went through it when I saw an episode of Degrasi about it a year or so ago. Maybe a couple years. But then I decided, nah I'm straight. But I think everyone will at some point in their lives think about it. It's kind of unavoidable with all the stuff about gay marriages out there, and if gay people should have the right to be gay and stuff like that.
I'm not worried about it, because if what I had to say gave someone a laugh for any reason, then it all turned out good for someone. Like I said before, I'm not worried about what people over the internet have to say about me or what I say, even if they think I'm stupid or that I don't know what's going on.
I know exactly how that is. I feel the same way. It's just stupid trying to be all tough and bad-*** with a keyboard. It's impossible. And trying to do that with someone who's expressing how they feel is just idiotic. My friend Amanda was saying something about that the other day...
Saying "I LIKE PINK SKIES LOL" isn't expressing how you feel. It's just a random fact that has nothing to do with the thread.
yew guyz r gon 2 bring teh modz in heeya if u dont get back on topic
Frontline position: I work in a department where my job is to interact with our clients and welcome them so that they will do business with our company. It's not a very technical role, but I was hired because of my experience and education.
I think pregnant bellies are UGLY! When someone, especially when talking about celebrities goes, "OMG she's looking so HAWT with the preggers belly", I just want to slap them.
Most babies are ugly too.. When someone goes, "Isn't he/she so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute?" I'm ready to barf.
I'm really annoyed with popping out kids being the latest trend among famous people, but, with people like Tom Cruise and such it's like.. no wonder.
I generally hate hearing about relationships or someone's bf/gf or wtfever. "I loooooooove my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!1" Mmkay, bye, go away now.
I rarely make phone calls or answer the phone.. Too uncomfortable for me.
I'd totally hit it with myself if I wasn't myself.
[quote=Stone Cold Crazy]Frontline position: I work in a department where my job is to interact with our clients and welcome them so that they will do business with our company. It's not a very technical role, but I was hired because of my experience and education.
I like that you need education and experience to say "Hello" and "8th floor, sir"
Having worked as a Wal-Mart greeter once upon a time, you also have to categorize every "stolen" item that sets off the alarm. It's also your responsibility to give children happy face stickers.
And Vampiro, no Wal-Mart on Earth has 8 floors.
There are Wal-Mart's in SPACE!?
my tolerance for alcohol has severly diminished, and this saddens me.
the fact that i'm saddened by my inability to handle my liquor saddens me even more.
i have the hiccups and cant get rid of them
oh noews, thats unrelated to the given topic at hand, which means a mod may come in here and delete my post which took quite a lot of effort and energy to type out, given my current situation of incurable hiccup-ness which can't be rid of and is making me jump and type all kinds of funky things that i have to continually go back and erase every 4 seconds or so, give or take, which is actually making this a very well thought out and time consufive (is that a word, if not yet, then i claim dibs *****es) process, and to think it will be delted because someone wants to enlarge their e-penis makes me sad.
the fact that children nearly half my age have the ability to wipe out my thoughts and ideas simple because they're bored with them or can't relate to them, or because they don't fit certain "semi-enforced" rules makes me a very sad penquin.
i like beer. and it likes me. it is my friend.
i am a culprit of drunk dialing. don't believe me, ask Ant, Dexter or BJ. though BJ's phone service sucks donkey dick so he's only blessed with half a message. if i felt like venturing to the stalker side tonight i'd call him again with a better raunchier message.
i enjoy making other people look/feel stupid. it makes me i-penis grow.
Wait.
NES Queen is a penguin?
Surprised aren't you?
I am too, but no one will care.
I don't know if this belongs in Games or here, so if I put it in the wrong place, I apologize.
Anyway, you don't have to if you don't want to I guess I'll start.
--
xD I stuck a vitamen pill up my nose when I was 6, I don't think I got it out.
Aaand my nickname that my mother gave me is, *Sigh* Sawah-tops.
I'm really into scat and Leonardo DiCaprio films.
I think I made a thread called the Self Honesty Thread once that was the same basic concept. It did pretty well, so feel free to bump it.
The Eastmost Penninsula.
****it, Linko beat me to making a LoZ reference. :mad:
Moblins hiding in caves give you Rupees. It's a secret to everybody.
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE
I read the dictonary for fifteen minutes a day for no reason.
My dick's all pimply
EDIT: *Sigh* This is a joke. And this here is a disclaimer.
Wait, so your friend knows about this? You've broken the thread rules! BAN USER FOREVERMORE!!!
Found em:
-I have an overt attraction to cute things. In very (I stress that word) rare cases, this includes a physical attraction to people, which I guess makes me a pedophile.
-I have no set personality. When left to my own devices, I am utterly devoid of any sort of personality. My thought pattern, actions, ways of speaking, and even opinions (ocassionally) are determined by who I am around. In a sense, I'm a mask.
-I have extremely deep rooted nails on both my hands and feet, causing a lot of ingrown toenails.
-My legs are abnormally hairy to say I wear only jeans, and taper to a strange point on my feet like a spike, and then suddenly stop.
-I am incapable of doing higher math, even so much as long division.
-My irational hatred extends towards genuine stupidity. I say this is irational because even young children spouting off the crap they'd normally say at their ages upsets me.
-I dislike Lesbians.
-I dislike the look of the vagina. I've never engaged in oral and never intend to.
-I'm not a very sexual person at all. While the occasional urge might take me, I generally find it to be an interesting activity and nothing more (not on her part, of course, though I doubt I'm very good).
-On a completely contradictory note, I beat off about once to twice a day. It's just drive to have actual sex that's really low for me.
-I've laughed at tons of your secrets.
-I'm basically two people: A cold, heartless bastard on one side, and an ultra affectionate guy on the other. I greatly enjoy romance and fanciful things, but my callousness seems to know no bounds.
-I like fashion. Like, I really like it. If I had a ton of money, a house and a car would be my very first concerns, but most of my money would go towards fashionable clothing (not hip clothing or vintage crap. Actual nice clothing like suits).
-I'm a very bad boyfriend. Often times, we are apart from each other quite often due to a distance between us. It can make our get-togethers a lot more special, but I get sick of people really easily, be it parents, friends, or even my girlfriend.
-I dislike children to an immense degree, yet they really like me.
-My dick curves slightly to the left. I was informed later that they often stray in one direction, but when I was younger, I was under the impression that I'd broken something.
-The first time I masturbated, I did so only in mimicry of Anthony being a moron and doing exaggerated motions at school, wondering what it would feel like. My first thought was "Woah, this feels good."
-I'm also a habitual liar. I assure you that everything I've written is serious, but normally, I lie without even thinking about it about nearly everything.
-I'm deathly afraid of going to Hell, regardless of the fact that I say it very non-chalantly.
-While I'm very stringent about my opinions, I am very open to hearing the opinions of others, and it really really angers me when people are closed minded or unwilling to listen to other avenues of thought.
-I am a megalomaniac, and I actually get off on concepts of power. This made Warcraft III an incredible game for me.
-Despite that, I tend not to be a control-freak in a relationship.
-I wish I had the ability to do what I wanted, and so I could do as I pleased to the opinionated people I mentioned above. Especially those who flaunt their opinions and are never argued with specifically because they're strong enough to.
-My murderous urges, thoughts, and intents know no real bounds. I normally occupy myself with thoughts of killing those I know in inventive ways. I have no doubts that I could end the life of someone with little to no hesitation nor regret.
-I also enjoy Linkin Park. As well as Slipknot. And Marlyn Manson. And Korn. And System of a Down. I do not, however, like Dresden Dolls, AFI, My Chemical Romance, or Coheed and Cambria.
-My lifestyle, somehow, equates to roughly $200 a week or more
-I utterly loathe my ex-girlfriend for an equal amount of reason that are her fault and reasons that are mine.
-The intensity of my jealousy knows absolutely no limits.
-I'm a horrendously scared person, though I tend to try to hide it.
-I insult myself before anyone else does as a method of self-defense, that in the event that someone genuinely hits a chord when they insult me, no one else thinks it's really that bad.
-I care way too much about what the public thinks about me, as much as I pretend I don't. Then again, there are just as many times where I literally could not care less.
-I tend to be a hypocondriac in a sense, yet not really. When I find something that matches up with my current condition, I believe I have it, but I never do anything about it.
-They say everyone goes through a phase of homosexuality. At one point in time, I did genuinely give it thought. I realized that I honestly don't understand what the hell women find so attractive about men, and that settled it for me I guess. Though I think vaginas look revolting as well. So whatever.
Also, if anyone wants to go down memory lane and peruse this old relic, feel free:
http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=17124
When I feel down I read old chatlogs - though I put on a *****y front, I appreciate it when people are nice to me or emotional when I need it.
The Judge: Good ***, man.
Hey, not all of us can be wonderful and problem free.
yes, yes we are. why? was the furry thing trying to hump my leg and lick my cootchie you?
OUT OF COFFEE
No way! I rarely make the first move, especially one like that. And I probably would've been more successful at least!
Some how, Judge, you remind me of Dr.Jeckll(sp?) and Mr.Hyde. xD
Anyways.
-Well, I'm actually known to be quite the jealous person, even though I seem the opposite of it, like my best friend Sierra has a new friend that she always talks to, so I just talk on my phone to see if she notices. xD
-I'm scared to go to the shower because I think ghosts haunt the room. (I do take showers though)
- I went through a long stage where I would have to shower at least twice a day, and wash my hands constantly. It's not that bad now, though.
- I'm a clean freak. If things aren't clean or organised properly, I get aggitated and feel the need to make them so. THINGS JUST NEED TO BE CLEAN.
- I 'twirl' my hair when I'm bored/excited/irritated. But only when I'm sitting down.
- I haven't been to the doctor for years, and I'm somewhat afraid to go. I know there is something wrong, but I'm afraid of knowing what.
- I don't become intoxicated too often, but when I do, I usually overdo it, and can't seem to stop.
- I was four or five years old when I first started to masterbate.
- I anger fairly easily, but otherwise I'm fairly laid back.
- I worry about too much, and attempt to think of all the possibilities of my actions.
- I'm a tree hugger.
- I hate the cold (although this may be known). I have poor circulation, so I'm always cold. I adore hot weather.
- I'd eat KD everyday if it wouldn't kill me. Or leave me more sick than usual.
- I drink (non alcohol) way more often than I eat.
- My standards are very high when in a relationship. I also have problems getting close to people I care about.
- I dislike people for small reasons.
- I enjoy learning, and once I've picked a 'topic', I must know everything about it.
Back in my younger years, everyone used to pick on me, and call me "gump"...because apparently, according to my elementry school friends there were some similarities... ****ed me the **** off for awhile, there was even a couple of teachers that did it....**** YOU MRS HERNANDES (*Insert horrible and akward childhood flashback here**)
Are we reposting what we posted in that old thread?? Okay, here:
-I've jerked off while having normal conversations on AIM! Not on purpose, but just cause people can't stop IMing me!
-I've also jerked off thinking about some chicks at VGChat. Can you guess who??
Copying from The Judge's thread.
I'm obsessed with The Bealtes
I buy a CD in Edmonton, and rarely listen to it in Radium
I'll drink juice/flavoured water that's been on my desk for 5 days.
I jumped through a bon fire with a cotton shirt on. It's actually ok to do if you go jump into a pool/river/lake. I didn't
I skateboarded into a parked car. And flipped over the cars roof
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I'm extremely attracted to my best friends girlfriend.
I saw my mates sister naked
I fight crime at night. Well, I'd at least really really like to.
I think about writing songs, despite any musical or writing ability.
I liken myself to characters on TV/films/games a LOT. When there's no character that I think is like me I put myself in one of the characters shoes and think about how I'd deal with their situation.
I struggle to ascertain how people feel around me. I'll often take something that someone says as spiteful or conspiring when it isn't. If anyone likes me it has to be spelled out, or I assume it's politeness on their part.
I don't recognise any of my accomplishments, ever. I classify them as either something I had to do or something that wasn't difficult to me, and are therefore nothing out of the ordinary. I take on huge projects that are doomed to fail because I feel like I'll have something to speak of at the end.
O I sing and come up with song idea's in the shower.
I like Phil Collins.
I change my opinion of my sexuality seemingly at random, and I don't understand why. Some days I will find members of the opposite sex repulsive t have a relationship with - other days it happens with same-sex people. And some days I don't have a preference.
It makes Valentine's Day rather confusing.
That explains a lot.
I like to sing European opera.
- I'm white
- I like to act immature sometimes. (I hate when people act immature all of the time.)
- I don't get nervous around girls
- I get girls
- I love headshots (boom boom)
- I don't smoke
- I've never done drugs.
- I'm in a band
- were pretty rad
- I have watched porn :D
- I hate foreigners. (EDIT: arabs, chaldos etc. that just came off the boat.)
- I get stupid crushes on girls that I hardly even know.
- I get a little nervous before I do a gig with my band
- I hate screamo music with a passion.
- I also hate grindcore with a passion.
- I have a messenger bag.
- Red hot chili peppers are my favorite band.
- I like webdesign.
- Jones Soda = <3
- I'm scared of retarted people. They remind me of zombies. (no joke I'm being serious =/)
- I love the smell of fabreeze
- I think Fates cute :D
Your secrets are totally lame.
I ONCE SAW RAPTOR HAVING HIS WAY WITH A LARGE BOAR
and once again, people are missing the point to this thread.
"I ate cheetos for breakfast" is not a secret.
"My cats name is mittens" is not a secret.
"I am in love with my best friend but he doesn't know it yet" would be considered a secret.
"I like to go pearl diving in the swimming pool when no one is around" would also be considered a secret.
So either people need to learn the meaning of the word secret, or you all lead very boring lives.
[URL="http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=17124"]Self Honesty Thread[/URL]
I'm in here on a couple pages. So is The Judge and quite a few others.
Have at it.
Self honestly thread should be separate from the secret thread. They are two different topics! The secrets were things that nobody else knew about! I'm disappointed. :(
I've got some skin condition, nothing serious, just annoying. I think my doctor called it hyperpigmentation or something. Any scar I get gets really dark, and stays there for a long time. My arms and legs are spotted with old bug bite scars from about 5 years ago, and my chest is spotted with more recent blemishes.
Revision from the post before: I like to sing European opera in the shower and I sing it even louder when I am vaccuming - not because I am alone or no one can hear me, but I am afraid to hear my own voice and how bad it might be now after giving up singing for so long.
That's too bad. I was looking forward to hearing people's secrets. Being honest really isn't that difficult.
Honestly, I don't feel comfortable sharing secrets here anymore because some members actually know my friends now, and it sucks.
I might have to find another site where I can share those things. :(
I'm probably a bit too honest here, regularly. My sister goes here and so do some of my friends, but that doesn't stop me. I'm fairly casual about things, so it doesn't bother me at all if others figure out things about me. Really, it's not like I actually have some huge secrets that I share here that I wouldn't want anyone finding out about. My life's pretty much an open book.
You shouldn't have to find another place to share your secrets. That's what your friends are for, I thought?
You have a good point. Good friends should understand my secrets. Problem is, most of my secrets revolve around how the way I treat some people is radically different from how I really feel about them. And yeah, I'd categorize these people as my friends. It's hard to explain, but I see the world completely differently from the majority of my friends, and I see almost everything they hold so dearly as a complete waste of time.
They have no clue what's important, and they don't even know how to have fun. :/
Unrelated, but every time I think "Oh man my avatar is omg SOOO outdated" I look at yours and everything is okay again. xmas 4lyfe
I'm not taking my Christmas avatar down until I take my Christmas lights and tree down. ^_~
I guess I'll change mine around the time we remove the shiny rope stuff from the support pole in the family room. We didn't have a tree or any outside lights.
I'm afraid of the dark so badly. I am almost 18, so it's pretty pathetic. I can't sleep with the light off and I hate being outside after the street lights come on. Also, I am afraid of clowns, but not to the point where I won't go near them.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUKKEN MAINTAIN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP. i have no problem getting women to like me and make out etc but when it comes to actually attaining a girlfriend and not just a friend with benefits, i sucksucksuck (even if i was trying to get said girl to be a gf and not a fwb :mad:)
i hate the fact that i'm so ****ing short. i'm glad i'm not tall though.
i HAAAATE cheese in large quantities. i love pizza, mac n cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches, etc, though. idk what's up with that!
i have bigbig sex drive. if i'm in a place where i can, you best believe i'm wanking it.
i refuse to stop using "wank," even if i'm not british.
i'm sick of long hair. as much as i refuse to have it cut short, i am so ****ing sick of it. idk.
k i guess :s
I just realized...
- I'm incredibly self-conscious and egotistical (Okay, maybe I didn't "just realize" the latter).
- I'm very rarely satisfied. And when the moment comes that I am it's very short-lived. Yet knowing that I probably won't be satisfied by whatever desire I may have at the present time doesn't deter me from still seeking it out and getting it.
...I think that just flew by me there. :(
...like a speeding bullet that unfortunately missed it's mark. Typical girl.
typical nonsense from dexter
Satire. Typical VGC.
lawl. Zac, I looked through your posts, and the last three you've made have my name in it. If you want to cyber furry style, just say so.
the fact that someone made a freak like you a supermod says a lot about vgc
I once got really mad at anty because his cousin ****ed me off.... I was about 5 seconds from driving to his house and pummeling him to death when I realized how much i loved him and took my anger out on a bag full of kittens instead.... ok I made up the part about the kittens, I love them too.
Idk, he had a pretty good reason to be! After all, I wouldn't apologize for the actions of what SNIPER did. >.> GOOD TIMES.
Whatever did he do?