Describe your ideal romantic scene.




Posted by Iris

What kind of situation would you like to be in with your spouse? Relaxing on the porch, venturing through nature, passionately making love? Explain in detail what kind of setting and activities you consider the most romantic.

I think living with your lover, going about your daily life, going to work, cleaning, cooking, relaxing, or sleeping, and having him want to spend time with you and hold you, yet allow you to still do what you were doing. Almost like carrying your lover around like a big teddy bear, and being able to rest your head on it or hold it closely and not letting it interfere with what you're doing, but still finding comfort in his presence.

Also, staying playful and spontaneous during the relationship might not only keep the relationship going, but also add a more romantic charm to the person. Of course there's times when it's nice to quiet down and relax, but it's great to keep a fun spark going.




Posted by Ant

F[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking some [COLOR="Lime"]b[/COLOR]itch in the back alley of a strip club.

Sigh, to be serious, laying on each other's backs look up at the stars. I'm an astornomy buff :D




Posted by Ch


Quoting Ant: F[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]cking some [COLOR="Lime"]b[/COLOR]itch in the back alley of a strip club.


Hahaha

But seriously, I think carrying a girl is pretty romantic. That and cuddling with her at 3AM next to a fire deep in the woods.



Posted by Zac

IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM




Posted by WackoHater2

Outside during December or January, lots of snow on the ground. If it's still snowing, even better. I dunno why, but I find snow extremely romantic.




Posted by Arcadios

On a light snowy day, outside, standing up and looking into each others eyes.
Meeting each other at the lips once and only once then going back home.
Cuddling next to a warm fire.




Posted by Lord of Spam

"passionately making love? Explain in detail" lol wut?

Dark room, lots of candles, soft music, lots of lovin. Its awesome. Try it sometime.




Posted by The Judge

"Walking in a winter wonderland." I love walking through the snow. Everything's so beautiful.

Then again, other fine points of walking are on a beach at sunset and through a park at night where there's lots of stars.




Posted by neonmole

Walking through a forest together or walking along a beach together.




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting The Judge: "Walking in a winter wonderland." I love walking through the snow. Everything's so beautiful.

Then again, other fine points of walking are on a beach at sunset and through a park at night where there's lots of stars.


I'd prefer snow over sand anyday.
The beach just isn't the place for me. :(



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

I have a vision in my mind of a secluded cove with crystal waters, with the walls covered in yellow and pink blossom, and myself lying with my partner in a warm cave behind a waterfall, the walls of the cave lined with quartz so that the light coming in and refracting through the soft cascade twinkles off the wall. And we just gaze into each others' eyes. Rough fuckage is optional.




Posted by NeXidala


Quoting Arcadios: I'd prefer snow over sand anyday.
The beach just isn't the place for me. :(

I wonder why, but the beach pwn you.



Posted by Arcadios


Quoting NeXidala: I wonder why...


It's because of my man bewbs. :(



Posted by Kamek

It's funny. Some of the most romantic scenes that people only dream about, I seem to have had.

My first kiss, was so story book. We were in Central Park, and it started to drizzle. We just went for a walk after going to the museum for a project of hers. She got a call from her mom, and naturally we were all scared etc, as it was her mom who dropped her off, and she obviously didn't know she was hanging out with me. The rain started to come down a lot harder and we took shelter under a slide in the park, while she talked to her mom. When she finished talking, we kind of looked at each other, and leaned in and there it was. Something I'd never forget.

I'll also never forget winter. Winter in the city is such a gorgeous thing. Central Park in winter though, is ethereal. There's a sort of hill place in the park, that over looks the skyline. No one in their right minds stays in the park when it gets dark and it's like 14 degrees in the winter, except us. The lamp-lights in the park were on as we walked to the hill, and we finally made it to the top. The top of the hill overlooking the skyline is so gorgeous. We just went and slowdanced to no music there. I always loved that.

We broke up, but even in breaking up we seemed to have amazing moments. We met earlier this summer to hang out. We had kind of just fought earlier, and she went to go to the bathroom. It's weird how the rain plays such a crazy part in our relationship. She came back out and it's funny. We just looked at each other. I never expected it, because she told me 09402430402 times we were done, but when she kissed me the rain came down and POURED. (I wrote about this time in another thread). This was the hardest rain I'd ever been in in my life. It was a thunderstorm. IT didn't stop. We were in the craziest rain for maybe 3 hours trying to get home, but it was so fun.

Those times gave me hope but alas, yesterday showed me I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

I swear I could write the craziest memoir about this kind of thing, with this girl. It's weird I found such a girl as my first girl, and my first love.

I guess people search high and low for this kind of thing all their lives. I lucked out. I can only hope I find someone to do things like this with and have these adventures.




Posted by Skitzo Control

I think the most romantic moments are the most common and always have something odd thrown in.

I like just barely waking up, making my way into the front room to find her curled up on the love seat. I turn the channel on the TV as I sit down at her feet, turning to VH1 and watching Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" music video, and she wakes up. She adjusts, rests her head in my lap, and goes back to sleep.

For those that haven't experienced it, you'll probably learn that, for the most part, sex isn't at all romantic.




Posted by Viccica

Standing in the middle of a bridge (the kind that's wide with pubs scattered around through it) overhanging a ravine with a river at the bottom. Soft music playing, people passing by, but you and him the only two people that seem to exsist, a gentle embrace, soft kiss.

or.

A shower.




Posted by maian

I think a great thing would to be on a mountain, probably in the morning, watching the sun rise over an amazing view. I've always been a sucker for mountains, and a good, morning mountain sunrise just can't be beat. :cookie:




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Sitting on a couch, holding each other and talking.

And it may sound odd, but I'd want either Lamb of God, Kataklysm, Killswitch Engage, The Offspring, or Graveworm playing softly in the background.




Posted by Apathetic

Laying on a field at night.




Posted by Slade

I've done some spontaneous things for girls in situations that I wish had become romantic... those would be way up there on my list if they had.

But other than that, walking through a park in the rain and holding eachother beneath a tree or in this gazebo. Also, lying down somewhere, anywhere, after a long time apart talking, touching, and looking into eachother's eyes.

edit: Just realized it says "ideal romantic scene."

In my fantasy, then, we take a walk through a beautiful park next to a lake, talking, and then we stop at a bench and kiss. Immediately her cell phone goes off(*sigh*... always...) and she smiles and throws it into the lake. Honestly that'd be about the hottest thing any girl could ever do.




Posted by Draxamus

DESK, KITCHEN COUNTER, UP AGAINST A WALL




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

Wish You Were Here by Incubus sums it up for me.




Posted by Klarth

Apple orchard. Sitting at the base of a tree with her, staring into a valley.

Note: This has happened before.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

Laying down on a hill (holding eachother closely) looking at the stars. (It's great. :])




Posted by Staev

Empty bottle of chloroform.




Posted by brownoystercult

Playing the Xbox 360 together and ****, and she beats me in whatever game, and then we play-wrestle for a while, and then start making out on the couch or whatever, and then pick up the remote controller and **** and like totally watch a porno! i'm so joking.




Posted by Staev

DID SOMEBODY SAY "WEEABOO"? I THINK ROINKZ JUST SAID "WEEABOO!"




Posted by Killer Jordo

Holding each other in the rain. Not talking, just looking into each others eyes.




Posted by Staev

You all are such fags. I can't even begin to describe it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My ***** doesn't deserve romance.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Sex in the shower, when you're cleaning off from a nighty of sweaty and vaguely angry sex.

ITs ****ing AWESOME.




Posted by Staev

I mean, seriously. This reminds me of in "The 40 Year Old Virgin," when they're sitting around playing poker and telling sex stories, and Paul Rudd ruins it all by saying, "When my ex and I used to make love, it would be like we were two people, you know? Like there was...like, no separation, man!"

AUGH! So much estrogen! >:0

edit:


Quoting Lord of Spam: Sex in the shower, when you're cleaning off from a nighty of sweaty and vaguely angry sex.

ITs ****ing AWESOME.


That's better.:sh2y:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I mean, seriously. This reminds me of in "The 40 Year Old Virgin," when they're sitting around playing poker and telling sex stories, and Paul Rudd ruins it all by saying, "When my ex and I used to make love, it would be like we were two people, you know? Like there was...like, no separation, man!"

AUGH! So much estrogen! >:0


stupid nigra, it's like Steve Carell, from said movie, in general.

So much "wtf is sex," amirite?



Posted by Pit

Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ***, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these **** stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.




Posted by Staev

When your child is born, is he already on parole?




Posted by Killer Jordo


Quoting Staev: You all are such fags. I can't even begin to describe it.


Fuc[COLOR="#FF9933"]k[/COLOR] You.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: F[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]ck You.


No, [COLOR="White"]Fu[/COLOR]ck You, Man. I Mean Come On, No Need To Be A Dick.



Posted by Staev


Quoting Killer Jordo: Fuc[COLOR="#FF9933"]k[/COLOR] You.


This is a faggy statement:


Quoting Killer Jordo: Holding each other in the rain. Not talking, just looking into each others eyes.


You will be a virgin until you are 45.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Confirmed by the fact that I've seen pictures of him.




Posted by Staev

Were you here when Crono was around? 14 years old, I think, with huge, sticking-out monkey ears? Complete and utter dip****? ^_^




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

You mean Chrono. Crono was someone else (and he's still here on Sim Battle, I think...).




Posted by Staev

You're right, there was two of them, wasn't there?

He was a card...I'll bet Jesse still has pics of him.




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

He's still got that directory with his armpit on it and that picture of me that got O RLY'd. He'll be in there with his fake goofy teeth.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Were you here when Crono was around? 14 years old, I think, with huge, sticking-out monkey ears? Complete and utter dip****? ^_^


I think I've seen the pictures. I may have also seen him around a couple times. But no, I wasn't around back then. Way before my time I'm sure.



Posted by Pit

Guys stop making fun of Killer Jordo.

So what if he's short, fat, gay, a nerd who claims he drinks, smokes, and does drugs to look cool in front of VGC's "supreme" members that basically include 2 furries and a dyke.

I mean, come on.

So what if he isn't going to get laid anytime soon or ever? He has charm, personality. Life isn't about getting laid. I mean, I've compared sex to marturbating, and my hand does a WAY better job, I mean come on.

Guys way to go make him feel like ****. I mean Steven, Vamlolio, seriously, cool it. Just chill out.

Anywyas, ideal romantic scene for me would be me and my





and to me that's amazing.




Posted by Killer Jordo


Quoting Pit: Guys stop making fun of Killer Jordo.

So what if he's short, fat, gay, a nerd who claims he drinks, smokes, and does drugs


Shirt - So? Fate is short.

Fat - So?

Gay - Fuc[COLOR="#FF9933"]k[/COLOR] you. I'm not gay.

A nerd - Have you looked around VGC?

Drinks - The odd time.

Smokes - F[COLOR="#FF9933"]uck[/COLOR] you for saying I smoke. I have never smoked, and never will. Why? It killed my grandfather, and I can already see what it's doing to my brothers. So why don't you stfu?

Drugs - I actually did weed once about a year ago. I never found any point to it so I've never done it again. It's retarted.



Posted by Ch


Quoting Killer Jordo: A nerd - Have you looked around VGC?


Eh. I agree with him on that one. BUT THAT'S THE ONLY ONE.:cookie:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Smokes - **** you for saying I smoke. I have never smoked, and never will. Why? It killed my grandfather, and I can already see what it's doing to my brothers. So why don't you stfu?


lol your grandfather was a pussy who couldn't handle a little smoke. boo-hoo



Posted by Lord of Spam

NEW IDEAL ROMANTIC SCENE! Pretty much anywhere, with pretty much any girl, pretty much any time.


Quoting Vampiro: lol your grandfather was a pussy who couldn't handle a little smoke. boo-hoo


This is why I love you [spoiler]in the butt[/spoiler]



Posted by Staev

[QUOTE=Ch




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Cigarettes... killed my grandfather....




Posted by Killer Jordo


Quoting Vampiro: lol your grandfather was a pussy who couldn't handle a little smoke. boo-hoo


You deserve to die. I hope you die slowly. Maybe be shot in both lets then have your arm's ripped off then slowly pricked, then sprayed with OC spray.



Posted by Klarth

New ideal romantic situation: watching her drive her stiletto heel into Jordo's eye. We laugh, have a glass of champagne and leave the podgy bastard screaming on the abbatoir floor.




Posted by Pit


Quoting Killer Jordo: Shirt - So? Fate is short.

Fat - So?

Gay - Fuc[COLOR="#FF9933"]k[/COLOR] you. I'm not gay.

A nerd - Have you looked around VGC?

Drinks - The odd time.

Smokes - F[COLOR="#FF9933"]uck[/COLOR] you for saying I smoke. I have never smoked, and never will. Why? It killed my grandfather, and I can already see what it's doing to my brothers. So why don't you stfu?

Drugs - I actually did weed once about a year ago. I never found any point to it so I've never done it again. It's retarted.



the best wake and bake lol I've had today



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You deserve to die. I hope you die slowly. Maybe be shot in both lets then have your arm's ripped off then slowly pricked, then sprayed with OC spray.


Sounds glorious. I can only pray I die in such a fascinating way. It sounds much more courageous than simply dying from a tiny paper stick. Your grandfather certainly deserved to die, that much I know :)



Posted by Iris

let's start derailing threads by being dicks for no reason, shall we? :cookie:

Another romantic scene I can think of is on a bed, or a chair, or something, covering up with my spouse, sharing a blanket and laying on top of eachother. The warmth and comfort of it all could keep me from ever moving.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: let's start derailing threads by being dicks for no reason, shall we?


No, that's inappropriate behaviour and completely uncalled for. Shouldn't a supermod know this? Christ.



Posted by Staev


Quoting Vampiro: No, that's inappropriate behaviour and completely uncalled for. Shouldn't a supermod know this? Christ.


Boy, I tell ya, I've lost all faith in Iris' authority...
















:trann the size of Ted Kennedy's huge Irish head:



Posted by Captain Cleanoff

[quote=Killer Jordo]
Smokes - F[COLOR=#ff9933]uck[/COLOR] you for saying I smoke. I have never smoked, and never will. Why? It killed my grandfather, and I can already see what it's doing to my brothers. So why don't you stfu?You mean, what they choose to do to themselves by continuing to buy cigs? Let's have a little bit of personal responsibility here, people.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Personal responsibility in this day and age? lol. it's the cigarette company's fault for make the addicting, amirite?